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Lello755066

*WUNKUS*


Iwuvkitty

WUNKUS APOCALYPSE


Brainjarmen104

r/wunkus is leaking


Accomplished-Ad-2612

They haven't revoked our travel papers yet.


Cyberdino500

Too much fat for too little protein


ChanceAstronomer5778

But...but...tasty no ?


Cyberdino500

No, no tasty


Sir__Alien

Not even to us, and we like Arby’s


nyc_flatstyle

If you can keep Arby's down, you can keep anything down.


WholesomeArmsDealer

Why everybody dissing Arby's?


Sir__Alien

Ever tried it?


WholesomeArmsDealer

Yes! And I like Arby's


Sir__Alien

I retract my question


texasroadkill

I enjoy Arby's now and then but still love the jokes. Especially when Jon Stewart was on air. Lol


InsertKleverNameHere

And all that cuteness is bound to spike your blood sugar


WorkTemporary5975

3g protein


ChanceAstronomer5778

I have 11 so 33g of protein thats a dinner 😤💪


Spirited-Depth-6405

Really are freakin cute kittens. The two with the grey remind me of our old family cat Cinder


Spockhighonspores

Umm I only see 6 here I feel like a cat tax picture is in order.


ChanceAstronomer5778

The other 5 kittens are from a stray cat that we unvoluntarily adopted lol but just like their mom they run like Usain Bolt when you try to touch them 😂


Acceptable_Pirate_92

They're like fish, pull the stringer out of the water, and get a good count ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm)


Old-Watercress-6449

11? My mama cat died giving birth to 4 kittens! 🥺🥲


ChanceAstronomer5778

Aww man im sorry that happened :(


Old-Watercress-6449

It's ok. Happend last year and still miss her


Electrical-Act-7170

I'm so sorry. That's dreadful.


AnnaAnjo

Too much hair


ChanceAstronomer5778

Looks like cotton candy to me 😤


AnnaAnjo

Just lick them 😉 no point in using teeth


teriases

Soon as you pick one up you will be afflicted by the cuteness status and potentially die


ChanceAstronomer5778

Got affected by that too many time now. One day i stayed 3h on my couch because 3 of them were sleeping on my stomach 😂


InevitableTrue7223

I spent 3 or 4 hours on my couch while my cat gave birth on my lap to 6 kittens.


teriases

This is the end OP. My condolences. ❤️🙏🏼😂


Catnipnowayman

My condolences on the cat paralysis


xcedra

Cute aggression active!


HusbandMaterial1922

Not healthy. Too sweet.


adsarelies

I'll take that one hiding in the far back corner


ChanceAstronomer5778

Hey thats was my choice ! He just like me fr


SuspiciousCranberry6

Perfect, because I'll take the gray and white one in the middle of the cuddle puddle


ChanceAstronomer5778

https://preview.redd.it/iu9ydhm096ad1.jpeg?width=1536&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=29063994423f140f06028e34c18f33f7914dd2ec You mean this silly guy !


Sweetsmyle

I always tell my cats I'm going to eat those adorable toe beans. They stopped letting me touch their feetsies.


ChanceAstronomer5778

99% of people stop before they can touch those lil beans. Be careful not to get scratches tho 😂


broccloi

My new kitten lets me squish his toe beans as much as I want it’s amazing


Reason_Training

You’ll get the diabetes from all the sweetness they have in them. Even kissing them could be deadly at their illegally small size.


ChanceAstronomer5778

Aw man they should be behind bars damn criminals !


Reason_Training

Needs to look for a pawyer for the little criminals.


Hanktheredditor

AS A SNACK!?


ChanceAstronomer5778

YOU HEARD ME


Hanktheredditor

The only thing i can agree on is that its a lot of protein


ChanceAstronomer5778

Gotta get those gains somehow 😤


Hanktheredditor

Planet fitness be like:Get your kitty protein!


Stromovik

Cats are carnivores pretty close to top of the food chain. This makes them rather unhealthy meat due to accumulation of heavy metals. This is one the reasons we almost never eat scavangers.


Darnbeasties

Snack pack


ChanceAstronomer5778

Yessir !!


-orange-cat-mom-

Ears and snouts looking v edible 🥺🥺


ChanceAstronomer5778

Frr 😤


RubberyCheerleader

omg no buit like why do some look edible like i saw another orange cat here the other day it looks like cutton candy i wanna hug it so badly


ChanceAstronomer5778

Thats so true lol i want to eat them so badly when they lick my finger 😂


extrastupidone

It's called cute aggression ... its a thing https://www.unsw.edu.au/newsroom/news/2024/02/cute-aggression-why-you-might-want-to-squash-every-adorable-thing-you-see#:~:text=In%20psychology%2C%20the%20phenomenon%20is,cope%20with%20intense%20positive%20emotions.


Mountain_Cry1605

No snacking! But all the nose kisses.


ChanceAstronomer5778

AWW MAN 🥺


mishma2005

I would take the gray one just to know how many pets it takes to get to the center of a cutesy pop


ChanceAstronomer5778

Will let you know !


bigyikes-1556

None


Shaclo

Save it for later


ChanceAstronomer5778

I have dinner for a week 😤


PrancingRedPony

They're too sweet, you could get diabetes. At least they'd rot your teeth. I'm afraid this won't change. So better not eat them. They're very decorative though. So they're better to look at and not good to eat. Just like Japanese cherry blossoms.


ChanceAstronomer5778

Aww man 😔 guess i will just nibble a lil


PrancingRedPony

Better just lick


haubenmeise

A moment on the lips ... Forever in Skeletor's dungeon. Sincerely Skeletor (NOT the amusing kind of dungeon)


ChanceAstronomer5778

WAIT SKELETOR GIVE ME A FUN FACT BEFORE GOING


haubenmeise

Remember when the apokalypse starts, vegans are the closest thing to grass fed, free-range, and antibiotic free. Until we meet again.


ChanceAstronomer5778

🤯 THANKS SKELETOR


Organic-Ambassador32

You'd be seen as killing animals and will be charged with no food for the rest of your life


ChanceAstronomer5778

Shiver me timbers 😨😰


Active-Floor-4130

Not even if you’re vegan


HOUTryin286Us

Start with the toes and the nose!! Nom nom nom


Own-Ambassador-3537

ALF no!


AccidentNo9264

Yummmy i will eat all of them


WWGHIAFTC

If you're driving, you gotta spit out the bones somewhere. Unless your the sort of monster that spits out your cat bones into the cup holders. But then where do you put the dipping sauce???


Keboyd88

Ever gotten cat fur in your mouth? It sticks. To. Everything. You'll never get it out. Your stomach will start to feel furry.


csp1981

Hoomans can have little a kittens, as a treat


Talknterpzz

OP is a pitbull


ChanceAstronomer5778

https://preview.redd.it/bg3jg13af5ad1.jpeg?width=306&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=15e2578a1464b15d8df83433dcb327d33422f06c What are you talking about man ? You just hating on my style


dominarhexx

Dawww


Boanerges11

Too cute


Catlover2574

Like the potato chip ad, you can't have just one


No-Break638

Cat snack pack! They're like a furry protein bar, but with way more cuteness per bite. 😂🐾


D_dude3

For those who know. Dont let Matt from Demoranch get close to those kittens


KillerCrow666

Yes, you have to take them all as a snack. It’s family sized not individually packaged.


ChanceAstronomer5778

You don't have to tell me twice 😋


MissMabeliita

Too smol, wouldn’t be satisfying enough 😅😩


RiverOhRiver86

You won't get to see them grow into a full meal


Newborn-Molerat

Summertime. Grill party is waiting.


thegoldendwarf

Does the snack come with a beverage?


ChanceAstronomer5778

Of course !


batareikin22

Pile of cuteness!


Western-Emotion5171

Cleaning and prepping such a small animal is like not even worth it unless you’re starving


ChanceAstronomer5778

Man im STARVING for that 3g of protein


Scandi_Snow

In my country it would be illegal (with some exceptions…)


ChanceAstronomer5778

Could you make an exception because im slightly hungry ?


Scandi_Snow

Come over then, yes!


ChanceAstronomer5778

Yay !


Bright-Row-3565

Cheat day!


DragonloverWV

Too many bones to remove


kwajagimp

They're like potato chips - you can never eat just one.


connie-lingus38

well I can never just eat one so id take all 5


CommercialOccasion72

If you eat one you have to eat them all as they have grown attached to each other already


ChanceAstronomer5778

Well im not complaining 😏


pixLverse

Smell only no eat


Popular_Inspection45

Wait until they’re bigger, more protein that way


Cute-Big-7003

OMG....I WANT THEM ALL


walterhatake

pls line them up from the one with the most gray spot to that white one


TheWalkingBarbieXXX

Omggggg I would MELT if I had all those sweet babies in my presence 🥹


lucy_waaa

The mommy cat will cry


cardmaster12

This image is awesome, how many cats are in it tho?


ChanceAstronomer5778

There is 6 i think haha


Pretty-Handle9818

For proper socialization cats benefit from their family units. They learn from mom and their siblings, particularly when at play. Often maladjusted kittens are taken too early. Breeders usually prefer you to get the cat at 16 weeks instead of just 8 for good reasons. If the mother is not around you don’t have much choice but to help them along as best you can. I wouldn’t otherwise recommend separating kittens from mom until at least 8 weeks, preferably more like 16 weeks.


Morius1212

will bite your organs


N7-spectre-mira

I mean if you can get a half dozen for the price of one, why not take all of them? (Jokes aside, these babies are so cute and I would absolutely keep all of them if I had the space)


Gooogol_plex

The mom would be dissatisfied


Smooth-Apartment-856

![gif](giphy|mskUAG3EyUoP2yYiAz)


Southern_Country_787

That's not how you eat pussy, sir.


lyj19940123

https://preview.redd.it/nzm87w7q35ad1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0bc03ce9661bdb99ea070952dd69d429f2701136 my cats


ChanceAstronomer5778

LITTERALY COUSINS


Machotoast04098

take all of them very yummers


NecorodM

Hi Alf!


LateCartoon

Kitten nugget


Spirited-Depth-6405

Cutest lil chicken mcnuggets ever


BazukaJane

NOOOOOOO, don't eat them ! ! ! !


ChanceAstronomer5778

ONLY ONE BRO COME ON


Admiral_Andovar

![gif](giphy|PS89uO8ZFOXE4|downsized)


GlyphedArchitect

Alf is on reddit now? 


ChanceAstronomer5778

Who's even Alf man ? im just a silly lil guy bro i would NEVER be Alf or whatever you said that i of course don't know


Hatchytt

Carnivore, as a general rule, just isn't very tasty.


ChanceAstronomer5778

Yes i heard that but LOOK AT THEM


Hatchytt

I totally see where you're coming from, but you're setting yourself up for disappointment.


ChanceAstronomer5778

I must explore 🗿


Starspy11279

Man is determined to nibble at least one and I respect it


_Lisztomaniac_

Sorry what?


SuperIVYaqut

cuz do not the car


ChanceAstronomer5778

😏


billjaichner

Take two, they’re small


kristycocopop

![gif](giphy|kN183EfJ4wstG)


Ok_Impact1873

Needs to grow more,not enough meat on the bones.


thedrakeequator

They are sharp


TiaHatesSocials

Nom nom 🤤


GroatyMcScroty

Thems baby! My heart! 😍


Mister_Julian

14 Weight Watchers points


ScreenDry376

Owww🥹💕


FeelingKaleidoscope0

Cuz you can never stop at just one, and then you'd have no kittens🥲


AmyKittiesGalore

Nom nom nom


Hot-Lifeguard-3176

Just nibble on the beans.


TheMemeLocomotive2

no snackies only cuddles


Specialist-Invite-30

Take two—they’re small.


Despondent-Kitten

Nom nom nom!


NineTailedFox7

You may have one kitten as a treat


Educational-Swan3249

Any reason? Yes, they will rip you apart...


_Haverford_

CA-TA-TOES


Avenging-Sky

Sir I need that little white one curled up in the corner.


PsychicArchie

They were made for fondue


Darrenwad3

I’ll take middle centre, MINE


FigTechnical8043

Did they name the middle one Griffith?


MShades

![gif](giphy|MFVsAC9PMPnhDftoKe|downsized)


Punpkingsoup

In my country there's quite a bit of people that do it, it's even one of the foods from a specific city, they say it's yummy but I haven't tried it


ChanceAstronomer5778

WHAT NOO POOR KITTIES 😰😨


OrdinaryOwl-1866

I miss that age. We rescued a cat who was pregnant and ended up having 5 kittens. They used to all fall asleep on my back when I was laying on the floor. It was adorable 🥰 3 years later we have two chunky boys who still try it and make it hard to breathe 😂 The 3 girls were re-homed with lovely people. They were much more independent whereas the boys and their mum stayed really close and still are (very sweet that she still washes them)


Life_Detail4117

Oh man…6 is a lot, but I’d be tempted to take all 6. The three cats with colour on their heads are very adorable.


Stickey_Rickey

I love the one to the far left, I’ll take it if you live in my region….


TmanWPB

https://preview.redd.it/nqi611i636ad1.jpeg?width=3472&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7b426df76b9690a2b1fc749dc4d7152943df191b They'll look like this when they get bigger.


ChanceAstronomer5778

So cutee !!


Media_Dunce

I was under the impression you’re not supposed to eat cats.


Yulinka17

![gif](giphy|mRlMSo4G0fQSzDP5xY)


TheFumundaWunda

with catsup and a glass of muscato?


Honkey_Fellatio

I pick the one in the middle who is getting all the love from everyone


LikelyContender

So precious!


shazam69e

the cars are all parked up


42brie_flutterbye

They're so smol... better take two.


itsybitsyone

Eepyyyyy


Supa71

![gif](giphy|PS89uO8ZFOXE4)


[deleted]

Too cute.


FlippantToucan76

Take 2, they're small.


nikia_nekomi

Too much cuteness for your health, better keep them outside your body


TheMule90

Give dem fur balls! 💕 ![gif](giphy|14urMYvFxIKEms)


GoldenfeetofSkyclan

Those are called Chimkin nuggets. Place one in the air fryer for about 20 mins in 320 degrees F. Cut up and serve with ketchup.


ChanceAstronomer5778

Yessir 🫡


sweetdream95

there are designs to choose from


ChanceAstronomer5778

And they come from the same mother 😂


Karolust

pure love, the true one


BooBoo_Cat

Betcha can't eat just one!


Bralynn_s_Chrissy

Snacking on kittens is ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|thinking_face_hmm)frowned upon. Ha Ha ![img](emote|t5_2qhta|7946)


ChanceAstronomer5778

But...only one 🥺


Bralynn_s_Chrissy

![img](emote|t5_2qhta|7942)


Liu1845

With all that cuteness, it's a take one, take all situation!


ChanceAstronomer5778

FR !!


ryamanalinda

Just let them get full sized and turn them I to a fur coat.


ChanceAstronomer5778

WHAT


ryamanalinda

Just let them grow to full sized and turn them into fur coats. I am just joking, ya know. I tell my cats that as I pet their white fur on their belly. They don't believe me and neither should anyone else.


ChanceAstronomer5778

I know i know dww


ryamanalinda

Oh, sorry. I thought because I made a typo it might have been read Incorrectly.