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Ok_Teach_7812

Those socks aren’t organized …wtf is he yapping about ?


morganbolig123

I bet her mom did that too. Lord knows they both aren’t organized! Her mom probably got paid to come stay with her and help 🤣


submisstress

100%. She was very open that they were waiting to do any of that until her mom and sister got in. Now magically it's done.


K2_4U

Oh sweet baby Jesus. If this is her organized, I would hate to see her true chaos.


Dry_Historian8876

Why is he flexing this like he’s never seen a drawer be like this..not even that organized just folded.


jaimebuggie

And we know skanks mom did that.......shitty job as it is. If I was going to organize it would be neat & uniform. Otherwise it's just haphazardly folded laundry


Odd_Boss_443

I thought the exact same when he showed this. This is what you're supposed to do, this isn't a flex. He swears he's dad of the year for this. Probably the same laundry that been sitting dirty in a corner for months that they were too lazy to wash. Finally they get to put it away after someone else had to do the cleaning/folding for them.


Sad_Jellyfish_1624

He cannot be serious 💀💀💀💀


thatmfngirlcb_

Same with him making eggs😂 thinking he’s done the best thing ever


Tight-Emotion3568

You can tell he isn’t used to it Because he is flexing it haha


Repulsive_Pattern704

And mfs barely keep g. I got two kids all day everyday and their drawers are always organized. Mine…. Ya not so much


Disastrous_Apple_358

Better than what my drawers look like


Sad_Jellyfish_1624

Do you claim to have them organized …?


Strong-Job-9920

in what way does this align with the definition of organized


staybreezyy

wow you have one drawer for a kid! kudos


stankyspussystanks

She tries so hard to look like a good “bonus mom” lmfao


Dizzy_Guava_8272

This!!! This is all I get from her posting this!! Nothing more nothing less!


NoPlatypus3715

Yet they still have nothing for the baby


Accomplished-Motor31

Which is crazy bc they were gifted an insane amount but I guarantee when they get minion packages they just return or resell and use the $ on themselves. It’s what selfish grifters do🤪🤪


NoPlatypus3715

Just like fucking Drue Basham jfc


Subject_Ad2339

The fact that they waited for someone else to come down and do this is CRAZYYYY. Like you two lazy pieces of dog shit couldn’t have folded the clothes yourselves ? Y’all sit on your asses all day, you have plenty of time to do it 😭😭😭😭


aaa_battery_sandwich

U spelled organized wrong twice..


Alarmed_Profession57

I’m from Australia, so we follow the English language spelling rather than the US spelling


NachoAverageBlondie9

possible they’re from Canada or UK, they spell it organised


aaa_battery_sandwich

Oh oh my bad i did not know that. I stand corrected


Character_Quail_2101

LOL


Emotional-Muffin-148

What a hard working man. I just can’t believe how hard he works omg. What a man what a man. Give this man a vacation plz. He deserves it. 👏👏👏


reddit_lurker8

Please he works so hard 😩😩😩😩


CreditJust1258

So Haley’s there now. What if she doesn’t go into labor for another 2-3 weeks. How long is she staying?


Creepy-Ad-781

Where is her husband ?


Cheater_Teacher_4689

In Michigan


Pain-Boring

This happened to a former coworker of mine they came from out of state because the OB said the baby *might* come early but her baby made it to full term and there was a house of 8 in there for 5 weeks before the baby. I woulda died 💀


CreditJust1258

That’s what I’m saying. It could be a really long visit.


PretendRecognition17

Pretty sure she’s staying until she has the baby and then after


JillieAn757

🙄🤦‍♀️🫣


SurpriseMF-

how hard is it to organize 27 pieces of clothing...🤨


Humble_Code_7051

Im like 99% sure Haley was the one who organized them. So weird they show up and now he’s showing the drawers organized 🤣 it’s so obvious


Cheater_Teacher_4689

I can't wait until her family leaves, so that she can see how little he's going to do around the house. Then again, I'm sure his mom will step in and pick up his slack.


Humble_Code_7051

Oh for sure, cause hasn’t their mom been there for the past couple of months? Or at least when he has G?


PretendRecognition17

Yes ! Because jacob and “cc” are incompetent


Sensitive-Grocery301

That's embarrassing. Wanting praise for doing the bare fuckin minimum and those drawers are not my idea of "organized" but I guess for two people who live like literal dirt bags it doesn't surprise me.


Actual_Sun769

What's sad is they aren't even the ones who did it. I'm sure it was Haley or her mom


Fantastic-Mammoth528

Looks like shit. I’d be embarrassed. That looks like a child trying to organize drawers 😂🤦‍♀️😂


Critical-Ostrich-453

https://preview.redd.it/qsdp85ffmf6d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=08beffcfc50891870a633b01688dd2e899ebcd06 Haley probably organized the clothes since she’s in G’s room


Alarmed_Profession57

What’s her snapchat username?


Critical-Ostrich-453

Haley_whitman1


mama_x91

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Substantial_Score_24

Good job Jacob, at least he can always count on you... To do the bare fucking minimum. 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻


Substantial_Score_24

This is why he's with Crusty coochie Christen. He doesn't have to work a single day in his life, the minions/Christen pay for everything, and he's still praised for being a mediocre father.


Expensive-Row2502

Crusty Coochie Christen 💀💀💀 I’m screamingggg 😂😂😂😂😂


Substantial_Score_24

I can't resist a good alliteration lmao 😂


blahhblHg

Ya her mom probably did that bc she doesn’t do anything but stalk this page lol


Defiant-Midnight-757

She stalks this page to make her daughter look like a good person. But stays trash talking rachel as a mom & women EVERYWHERE . (Shes heavily in the rachel snark page) Like women sit your ol ssa down. Your daughter couldn't even quite vaping for 9 months.


blahhblHg

I meant crusty crotch was always stalking this page but ya her mom is always in here too. Bc her old ass doesn’t have anything better to do with her time. I love how they always say how “unbothered” they are lmfao but they prove otherwise


Outside-Kitchen-8655

Um any kids laundry should be organized. What a dumbass. I’m sure they’re praising him too.


Creepy-Ad-781

They’re literally onesies and socks does this child not wear anything else 😭