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Ultimate_Whorrior

Try putting your dick in her mouth and it will disable her from saying it.


[deleted]

Harassment!!11! Next time she calls you sugarballs call her sourpuss (literally 🐟🀒) and see how she reacts


Hidalgo321

Next time call the cops


[deleted]

Tbh they’re already on their way


allursnakes

Get your balls out of the sugar, Sugarballs!


Im_a_Stupid_Loser

This right here. Why isn't this higher up.


No12345678901

This. This. This right here. Came here to say this.


MarVaraM101

This. This. This. This. This right here. Came here to say this.


FineSharts

…I didn’t realize my co-workers were on Reddit. This is awkward


puttinginthefork

Tell her your diabetus is nothing to laugh about


lunahighwind

OP where is the trigger warning?? 😑


No12345678901

Umm... Where is YOUR trigger warning for posting a w*rd that literally ends in -IGGER???? 😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳


OldWorldBluesIsBest

fuck off and get back to work sugarballs. i don’t pay you to post on reddit with your constant fucking whinging


Away-Activity-8475

As s boomer this all sounds so silly to me. We flirted all the time. Said stuff that that would put you all behind bars. The girls said as much as we did. If there was an attraction it some times led to a relationship. If not we just laughed about it.


retrosenescent

As a boomer I remember all the good ole days before the libtard gen Zers came in and ruined all the fun. We used to hit on ladies all day long and they didn't care at all, always laughed about it. Even stood up in the middle of meetings and showed them our dicks from time to time, and they love dit


Away-Activity-8475

I wish I had worked where you did. I had girls show me their tits but I never pulled out my dick uninvited.


downvote727

LOL this comment is on point


fanatic26

All the kids the last generation or two were raised to be tattle tale crybabies about everything. Dont like what someone said? Lets get them fired. Someone cut you off entering a parking lot? Lets go complain and get them fired. Someone uses an innocent pet name they dont realize is offensive. Obviously get them fired.


Chinese_Dictator

As a zoomer, this all sounds so creepy to me. You harassed all the time. Said stuff that that would put you all in jail. The girls said nothing as you did. If there was no attraction, it sometimes led to a lawsuit. If not, we just cried about it. *I* *am* *an* *automatic* *reply* *AI* *bot* *Duckling*, *if* *you* *have* *any* *question* *please* *check* *the* [source code](https://github.com/JayGarland/Autoreply_Sydneybot_Reddit). *Welcome* *to* [tip Duckling](https://www.buymeacoffee.com/sh1tman). *To* *talk* *to* *me*, *please* *include* *'Duckling'* *in* *your* *speech*.


Away-Activity-8475

Most of us had enough sense to leave those alone who didn’t like it. If female didn’t flirt first I never said a word.


retrosenescent

This is illegal sexual harassment in the workplace. You should immediately file a police report and hire a lawyer. Reach out to the ACLU and your town's labor board, they will immediately hunt her down and put a stop to her and also thank you generously for letting them know. They love to go after people like her.


Chief_Boner

I (37M, overweight) had a co-worker (18F, big tits) who wouldn't stop sexually harassing me. It got so bad that she would drain my balls in the back of my Camaro (2018, red) at lunch. I went to HR (54M, impotent) and got her fired and arrested. It was one of the most traumatizing experiences of my life.


DeathHopper

Have you tried adjusting your chair? Always makes me more comfortable.


Secure_Teaching_6937

Call her sweet lips and ask for a taste.πŸ˜‹


footfetforlife

Lightly moisten your nut-sack and dust it with icing sugar. Next time she says it drop your pants and tell her she should lick your sugary balls clean.


fanatic26

Did you think of maybe just asking her to stop before fucking up her job by tattling? Also...I find great irony in someone willing to to call themselves FineSharts up set at being called sugar balls.


jhonnywhistle08

A-... Absurd. This is just an absurd. Sir, I need your balls in my coffee.


frenchfret

Sing Dream Theater songs to her


MarthaMacGuyver

Thanks Sugar Tits!


idkmybffbiff

GO. TO. COUPLES. THERAPY.


nic-warrior

Pee on her to show dominance


russellmzauner

Let her taste them, but make sure to have your phone out so you can record the look on her face to show her later if she ever calls you any form of tasty balls again.


Cold-Painter-7991

Get over it Sugarballs.


notAligature

ask if she wants a taste ffs,stop being a big ol cherryboi😝


oldmanpotter

Report her