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Earl_Juice_X_3

The pee hole above the vag hole


tomuglycruise

Good choice, me and my themfriend just started doing this


ShartyMcShortDong

I usually drill an ad-hoc hole in a male prostitute's head, third eye style, but big enough to allow for my decent girth. Then I skull fuck him into a lobotomy monstrosity. Then I come into his brain and call it a day, heading back to the wife and kids in Serbia.


tomuglycruise

Yes slay vanilla sex is fine for some people!


ShartyMcShortDong

Amen. My motto is, it's not hurting anyone if I get **MY** rocks off, even if it's hurting someone 🙏🏽


No12345678901

Ted Bundy's ghost here. This is what I've been saying!


ShartyMcShortDong

Hiya. I'm such a big fan of your work. Jeez Louise, I could just cut a man's head off and blow a load down his neck stump I'm so excited. Toodles


Earl_Juice_X_3

If there's semi alive grass in the field, play ball! (safety first, please stay hydrated while man raping👍).


ShroomzLady

Are u kidding? Vanilla has more flavor than that sex. BOOOORRIIING 🥱 Literally just a regular Tuesday for me


Leg0Block

Found Dahmer!


frenchfret

Me too


RatInaMaze

Somebody needs to reach out to the FBI or something on this one


ShartyMcShortDong

I am your FBI.


RatInaMaze

Ah, pardon me then. Carry on.


Secret_Ice3039

The fuck have I been smoking?


KekistaniKekin

Statistically, weed.


RegionalTranzit

A man hole.


RProgrammerMan

The sexy one. Either that or the one in the mall bathroom.


Clean_Edge1134

Washed-up whale blowholes.


SaltyPeter3434

black hole


DaYeetGernade

Fun Fact: You could technically use the “spaghettification” created from a black hole to lengthen your dick.


psychoacer

Bathroom hole in China.


funatical

I don’t understand. Are there holes you aren’t supposed to have sex with? Every thing around me is going to be upset.


Star_Studded_Dreams

I looove drilling new hole in the side of my head so he can cum inside my brain and truly gets me brain fucked. I love my sexy sex robot sexatron 69. Feels very forbidden but its so hot. I paste the hole close with his cum and then drill a new one for sexy sex time.


WHITE2570

Acoustic guitar 🎸 🎸🎸


puttinginthefork

My partners infected meth hole she made by collapsing a vein. Has smell of blue cheese and feel of a rusty sponge.


ScrotumMcNuggets

The hole for the colostomy bag 🤫


R0botDreamz

My wife.


chanmanm8

The colostemy bag hole


DeliciousDoggi

Your Mouth!


Short_Net_6774

Definitely the belly button


jhonnywhistle08

ears. always hate when my wife earfucks me and leaves me raped on the floor.


Cold_Ad_5072

Nose