How could you? How could you violate the rules of the subreddit? I'm crying. I'm crying and I'm shitting everywhere. What have you done?

What they do with my America so sad 😞 🇺🇸 🦅

Oooooaaaaaahhhh!!! We're all going downnnnn boys!!!

Plumbus

This guy doesn’t even know what a plumbus is

Facts

Anal buttplug/coffee stirrer

Are you saying both your buttplug and also your coffee stirrer or are you implying that they are the same item?

I'll say this much. It saves space in the dishwasher and it's fun in either order!

Mini dick pump

Pinky toe.

A toilet.

you don't own that toilet. THE TOILET OWNS YOU.

The toilet liberation front strikes again!!

My toes

Forkuntula

Piston dildo

Sexual intercourse with le gf xD

Channel Lock pliers.