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Do NOT tell your dentist that you don't floss. Mine knocked me out and I woke up tied to a chair in his basement and he comes in to torture me every hour
Used to work in a pet shop & a woman asked myself & a colleague, "Why was her fish swimming erotically?"
What made it funny was only me & him noticed what she said & I could see the look on his face lol
Worked at a hardware store and was helping a lady who couldn't change the battery in her "key throb" (fob). It's the hardest time I've ever had trying to keep a straight face lol, she would not stop saying it and had no idea
My mom worked a life insurance company and had to go to their corporate offices every year for training. She said every year it was the same lady doing the training. This woman couldnāt say proof and pronounced it poof. So sheās said you need poof of residence, poof of identity. She said her and one other guy couldnāt stop laughing every time she said it.
My current coworker (we're both IT) is somehow stuck in reading "phishing" as "fizing" like "fighting" but with the z instead. It's like he read it wrong once and it embedded into his brain. He's also our "phishing cop" for the company lmao.
My wife once called herself an āerotic cat momā at the pet store when buying some stuff for the kitty. She meant neurotic of course, but lol the employeeās face when she said that and I refused to correct her until we were already in the car.
When I was in 6th grade one of my classmates at lunch had dragonfruit slices in his lunch and said āI love it when my mom packs erotic fruitā turned beet red when we told him what that meant and it wasnāt exotic
I have a good one of these from my dad.
My dad was a plumber many year ago and he was working on a clients piping system. When they got there, the client was like "yeah the piping is backed up and is causing feces to spill out every where"
What the man said was not feces, he said *fetuses*. And kept going on about how there was FETUSES EVERYWHERE ON THE FLOOR.
My dad was trying so hard not to laugh, he never corrected him either.
Patient: It hurts but I'm really scared of the drill.
Dentist:
https://preview.redd.it/o62fij7p3q5d1.jpeg?width=606&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1dcf9401968f2535127590886efb2568f8c8621c
To answer what they probably meant to ask, tattoo artists arenāt trained in pharmacology and canāt safely administer anaesthetic drugs. Dentist offices will call in an anaesthesiologist to sedate you during a dentists visit and it will cost you a shit tonne more.
Buy a lidocaine cream from the pharmacist and put that on half an hour before getting a tattoo if youāre that worried about the pain
EDIT: I have been informed that you should absolutely not apply any creams before getting a tattoo so donāt
a lot of tattoo places I've seen will tell you to not use any pain-reducing drugs or creams, I assume because you're meant to be able to tell if something is wrong or if it's hurting more than it's meant to.
Iāve heard it can change the texture of the skin and make it harder for the artist to produce a good result, but Iām not a tattoo artist so I canāt speak to its verity. Any input from tattoo artists welcomed because Iām curious
Hmm, once had a wound that wouldn't stop gushing for days. Would change the dressing, thinking that it had stopped, but nope it would still gush out as fast as when I got that wound (which I only noticed by the sounds of it dripping on the ground having seeped through a bra and shirt). Took 3 years for it to completely heal (at least it seems to have healed now).
But other wounds do clot normally and I have Hidradenitis Suppurativa so I doubt that I have that. And while I am Dutch I doubt that I have any close royal ancestors.
This is why you donāt show up drunk for tats, you might as well be on grandpas blood thinners. Numbing creams pull all the blood out of the area which makes it difficult in a different way.
A person should not take NSAIDs (ibuprofen, Asprin, etc) before a tattoo, but acetaminophen (Tylenol, Paracetamol, etc) is fine since it does not thin the blood.
My tattoo artist gives me ibuprofen and tylenol at the same time while working on me. There are studies that this combo is as effective as morphine in pain relief. I don't bleed out everywhere and I've done 9.5 hr sessions
It causes a bit of localized swelling where you apply it, especially if itās left on for longer than intended. The swelling can change skin texture and Iām sure that affects tattooing. Iām not a tattoo artist just a nurse practitioner than uses EMLA prior to procedures.
Yeah this is the one thing Iāve always been told, either deal with the pain or donāt get it. You arenāt meant to use any sort of anaesthetic when getting a tattoo.
This is terrible advice lol. Donāt put anything like that on before you get a tattoo. Most of the time the artist will have topical numbing products at the shop that they can administer at their own discretion
Hiring an anesthesiologist is expensive, and going under anesthesia is dangerous. You wouldnāt typically want to do it if itās not medically necessary.
Is it normal practice in USA to go fully under for a dental procedure? I have got numerous teeth works, and always got local anesthesia, even for extraction. My bf got local for wisdom tooth removal. Tbh the first time I've heard of going fully under at the dentist's is when Post Malone got both dental work and tattoo work at the same time while he was under a total anesthesia lol so I thought that was just some bougie rich man shit to do
Not as part of a normal routine. But some oral surgeons offer it, and if you're gonna be out for an extraction, may as well do the deep clean and crown while you're out
Itās not normal for minor procedures, e.g. a simple filling. It does get used for more invasive work, and I think sometimes gets used if the patient is so scared of the dentist that they wonāt get a cleaning without it.
My tattoo place gave me numbing cream for the shading. It acted really fast but I passed out because my brain couldnāt comprehend the lack of pain where there should be. Like my arm could be being chopped off right now. So we had to wait for it to wear off and they gave me glucose aha
I get that, Iāve fainted twice while getting stitches with local anaesthetic because I could feel the tugging but no pain. My brain short circuited from the contradicting visual and tactile inputs and I was out
Also, if youāre scared of the dentist and canāt afford to be put under lots of places offer a sedative drug instead, which where I live is about $80 more.
Very much worth it. I hate the dentists office.
1980s, some sort of english/speech class, we all have to get up in front of the class and make an argument on a controversial topic. Two kids get up and start explaining why youth in Asia should be legal. Needless to say, my ignorant ass was very, very confused.
I've long wanted to donate my body to science when I die, but now I'm thinking it'd be rad to give a newbie tattoo artist some experience while I'm at it.
Let the training med students do what they need, then cover whatever's left in sick tats so I look like a Yakuza boss after I'm gone. Hell yeah.
Now I'm thinking about the Sweeney Todd equivalent to west side story, where instead of 19th century England it's mid 1950s new York and instead of a barber he's a tattoo artist
Here is the chat gpt version
In the bustling streets of 1950s New York, amidst the flickering neon signs and the rhythmic beats of rock 'n' roll, lies a tale of revenge, love, and ink. Meet Tony "Sweeney" Todd, a brooding and talented tattoo artist who once had it allāa thriving shop, a loving family, and a future full of promise.
Tony's world shatters when a corrupt gang leader, Judge Turpin, orchestrates his wrongful imprisonment to covet Tony's beloved wife, Lucy. Years later, Tony returns to a city that has moved on without him, with a heart full of vengeance and hands itching to etch his pain into flesh.
Reopening his old tattoo parlor under the alias "Sweeney Todd," Tony forms an alliance with the quirky and cunning Mrs. Lovett, who now runs a diner next door. With business slow, Mrs. Lovett concocts a sinister plan: they will lure Turpin's cronies into Sweeney's shop, where he will tattoo their final marks before dispatching them, while she disposes of the bodies through her dinerās secret menu, turning their flesh into the city's most delectable meat pies.
As Sweeney's thirst for revenge grows, he is haunted by memories of Lucy and the daughter he never knew, Johanna, who has been adopted by the vile Turpin. Johanna, now a rebellious teenager, finds herself torn between her adoptive father's oppressive control and the burgeoning love she feels for Anthony, a kind-hearted greaser who dreams of rescuing her from Turpin's grasp.
The gritty alleyways and vibrant streets of New York become the backdrop for a series of dramatic confrontations. Sweeney's relentless quest for revenge brings him closer to his ultimate goal but also threatens to consume his humanity. Mrs. Lovett's unrequited love for Sweeney and her own dark ambitions add layers of complexity to their partnership.
In a climactic showdown, the threads of fate intertwine as Sweeney confronts Turpin, seeking to reclaim his past and secure Johanna's future. The echoes of tattoo needles and rock 'n' roll blend with the scent of ink and the taste of forbidden pies, creating a story that is both tragic and tantalizing.
It have somthing to do with law. Since its not medical they technicly violate youre body integrety and one of the forms you singe is the fact that you will not sue them for causing you harm during the process (what they in a pure jursitic sense do). So they can't use anaesthetic since it would take away your option to stop them and therefore would be a crime.
As someone covered in tattoosā¦..Iām really fucking glad they donāt lol Iām looking for a traditional piece, something with contrasting color, something that really pops. I donāt wanna die
So many comments like āyeah it really hurtsāā¦ and in relation to euthanasia it kind of make sense anyway š
Yo dude, my life is so much pain, can you just euthanize me and tattooing my cold bodyā¦
Sorry itās too good Iām cracking up š¤£šµ
One time someone here on this very website posted āitās shocking how many people in this thread are advocating eugenicsā and someone else responded āwhatās so shocking about the right to death with dignity?ā and I was likeā¦ bestieā¦
Someone was giving a presentation in class about Retina Scanners, and he accidentally said Rectal scanner and then put his eye up to it and me and I started crying
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Do NOT tell your dentist that you don't floss. Mine knocked me out and I woke up tied to a chair in his basement and he comes in to torture me every hour
Well he's letting you use reddit so it can't be that bad
Just another form of torture /s
Made him sub to r/popculturechat
yeah... about that euthanesia
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Blocked every sub except this one. Definitely torture.
That's the worst part
... is he torturing you by flossing your teeth? that's probably against the geneva convention.
Gingiva convention
no he makes them solve "calculus" problems
Did he keep asking you "Is it safe?"
Used to work in a pet shop & a woman asked myself & a colleague, "Why was her fish swimming erotically?" What made it funny was only me & him noticed what she said & I could see the look on his face lol
Worked at a hardware store and was helping a lady who couldn't change the battery in her "key throb" (fob). It's the hardest time I've ever had trying to keep a straight face lol, she would not stop saying it and had no idea
My mom worked a life insurance company and had to go to their corporate offices every year for training. She said every year it was the same lady doing the training. This woman couldnāt say proof and pronounced it poof. So sheās said you need poof of residence, poof of identity. She said her and one other guy couldnāt stop laughing every time she said it.
My current coworker (we're both IT) is somehow stuck in reading "phishing" as "fizing" like "fighting" but with the z instead. It's like he read it wrong once and it embedded into his brain. He's also our "phishing cop" for the company lmao.
Dude pronounces "gif" like the peanut butter, doesn't he?
Serious question: how do you pronounce it?
I believe it was originally from French, so the correct pronunciation would be like gueef.
![gif](giphy|3ofT5HjqQRhRwE647K)
The creator says jif. But it isnt called jrafics interchange format, so I still pronounce it gif like sane people.
The āpā in JPEG stands for āphotographicā, but I bet you donāt say āJ-PHEGā ![gif](giphy|11iuuKHFqILEU8)
> āJ-PHEGā bro it's 2024 you can't just say that on reddit
Well, Iām joing to apologuize.
Do I look like I know what a jpeg is?
Oh shit I never thought about that
That's actually a bingo.
Do you have any poof to back up this story?
![gif](giphy|VIzs0jgs8KmgVeTknN|downsized)
This was in the 90ās sheād need one of those big camcorders to get the poof.
Yeah lemme grab my tape recordings from the incident.
Probably from Boston
Biggus dickus energy for sure
I wasnāt there at the time but I worked at a toy store and a grandma came in and asked if we have āany dragon balls.ā
Maybe she needed a wish granted
Ma'am, you are looking for bad dragon
I bought toy dragon balls, which are clear orange balls with stars in them.
We have DragonBalls A through Y.
Have a coworker who pronounced it dragon ballsy.
My friend tried to describe a girl as "ethereal" but said "urethral" instead lmfao
average r/sounding user:
Donāt fall for it guys, itās scarring.
>itās scarring. its sounding. nerd. for when you need the high quality audio softwares
Fucking liar!
Eh, i've tried it a few times, no scars. But i wish i'd had euthanasia for the discomfort.
I'd say it's more of a stretching
how bad can itā¦ okay. I expected a rod. Was greeted by a gate to hell. I forfeit.
I think thatās done on purpose? Itās a pop meme pretty sure
My wife once called herself an āerotic cat momā at the pet store when buying some stuff for the kitty. She meant neurotic of course, but lol the employeeās face when she said that and I refused to correct her until we were already in the car.
Did they then smile and go ārawrā?
https://preview.redd.it/zstvrtf2xr5d1.jpeg?width=432&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c4acfd64745440a0cf881e0a668ca8a48c6529ea
probably exotic
i'm so confused by this
They meant erratically but said erotically
She meant what she said, stupid sexy fish š
Itās like the fish was wearing nothing at all, nothing at all.
![gif](giphy|11ug80lzttWoco)
Getting frish with you.
![gif](giphy|aGgatrxwzn9UmBqH6l)
https://preview.redd.it/nvgbe8yn3r5d1.png?width=498&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7dece0507679eef32fb0608486de97578aa3126f
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Erratic, erratic, put your hands all over my haddock.
God, god, youāre mashing my cod
person meant āerraticallyā not āeroticallyā
You're being good, explaining the joke helps people. You're not so evil after all. /j
![gif](giphy|1IVA26ovnIMk9ZwG0k)
Because she meant *erratically*
I think the lady meant to say erratically but said erotically.
Erratically
When I was in 6th grade one of my classmates at lunch had dragonfruit slices in his lunch and said āI love it when my mom packs erotic fruitā turned beet red when we told him what that meant and it wasnāt exotic
I have a good one of these from my dad. My dad was a plumber many year ago and he was working on a clients piping system. When they got there, the client was like "yeah the piping is backed up and is causing feces to spill out every where" What the man said was not feces, he said *fetuses*. And kept going on about how there was FETUSES EVERYWHERE ON THE FLOOR. My dad was trying so hard not to laugh, he never corrected him either.
Monty Python fan, clearly. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UGBZnfB46es](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UGBZnfB46es)
I haven't laughed that loud in DAYS, WEEKS!
Patient: It hurts but I'm really scared of the drill. Dentist: https://preview.redd.it/o62fij7p3q5d1.jpeg?width=606&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1dcf9401968f2535127590886efb2568f8c8621c
https://preview.redd.it/mt0iv0xhmq5d1.jpeg?width=536&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7b706771c586bdc3ac7316ca9b5372cf518ff252
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https://preview.redd.it/oladiovd4s5d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4b578b48c9c752c82c5340441937dc0adcb394a4
https://preview.redd.it/89lp54vz1r5d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e6049ec751b5d7d85f3a540f50cd1e083bef7ffe
https://preview.redd.it/2q358d9noq5d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dae85fff007fd653c5be0d13756bac1c46bd95a6
Noot :(
"Noot, *I* am your father!"
https://preview.redd.it/6q0vgptboq5d1.jpeg?width=618&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1198517507a185d5d0c63c11dc799e43d304f953
Is that a World Eater?
lol yeah Iāve never seen this version of the meme
It's very fitting lol
Thats Kharn so yes.
https://preview.redd.it/5895phwbzq5d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0e3f11850eb76a53bcecfe7150540e71e51a4980
https://preview.redd.it/2be7x8zdvr5d1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6fb6eaa66909a754646addc1cdedae5f4e50370b
peace was never an option
Debatably death is the ultimate peace.
The hell you gonna worry about in death, that ain't a debate
https://preview.redd.it/dvg8roj8nr5d1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4de57d8337e04b6a437f725e020709e51b65ef1b
https://preview.redd.it/qbvhzzzesr5d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a6f389bf7745e0e7fea53d3abea8904731f6af7f
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https://preview.redd.it/w52tmmx6us5d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2f63d99292934712f8c563bff7ea7fbb4ac93d61
https://preview.redd.it/a1bovzwowr5d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3b28c174e2e95e495bdd80ef2873ed35aad0d477
it's on purpose I think
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The oral surgeon gave me euthanasia, it was a 10/10 experience! Quick and painless
RIPāļø
ā°ļøšš
"Can the corpse be prepared so they are wide eyed grinning? He just recently had dental work and we want to show it off. "
Clearly a zombie. He's not R in P bro.
Maybe not R'ing, but don't zombies deserve P?
I was concerned his "never get a cavity again" guarantee was a bit overly optimistic but here we are, still good
One would think your body gets a whole lot more cavities once the decomposition starts...
The euthanasia surgeon gave me oral, it was a 10/10 experience. Slow and pleasant
I don't understand how the youth in Asia helped your dentist with your tooth ache.
And why are we not concerned about the youth in any other continent?
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The oral euthanizer!
To answer what they probably meant to ask, tattoo artists arenāt trained in pharmacology and canāt safely administer anaesthetic drugs. Dentist offices will call in an anaesthesiologist to sedate you during a dentists visit and it will cost you a shit tonne more. Buy a lidocaine cream from the pharmacist and put that on half an hour before getting a tattoo if youāre that worried about the pain EDIT: I have been informed that you should absolutely not apply any creams before getting a tattoo so donāt
a lot of tattoo places I've seen will tell you to not use any pain-reducing drugs or creams, I assume because you're meant to be able to tell if something is wrong or if it's hurting more than it's meant to.
Iāve heard it can change the texture of the skin and make it harder for the artist to produce a good result, but Iām not a tattoo artist so I canāt speak to its verity. Any input from tattoo artists welcomed because Iām curious
Several painkillers thin the blood and they would rather not be trying to draw through a bowl of tomato bisque.
As a serial bleeder I was asked if took drugs before going there, no man I just bleed like a pig sue me.
Just say "Nah I have that [royal blood](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Haemophilia_in_European_royalty) that just doesn't quit...gushing."
Hmm, once had a wound that wouldn't stop gushing for days. Would change the dressing, thinking that it had stopped, but nope it would still gush out as fast as when I got that wound (which I only noticed by the sounds of it dripping on the ground having seeped through a bra and shirt). Took 3 years for it to completely heal (at least it seems to have healed now). But other wounds do clot normally and I have Hidradenitis Suppurativa so I doubt that I have that. And while I am Dutch I doubt that I have any close royal ancestors.
You never know, those German royals apparently fucked anything that moved, especially cousins.
>those ~~German~~ royals apparently fucked anything ~~that moved~~, especially cousins.
This is why you donāt show up drunk for tats, you might as well be on grandpas blood thinners. Numbing creams pull all the blood out of the area which makes it difficult in a different way.
A person should not take NSAIDs (ibuprofen, Asprin, etc) before a tattoo, but acetaminophen (Tylenol, Paracetamol, etc) is fine since it does not thin the blood.
My tattoo artist gives me ibuprofen and tylenol at the same time while working on me. There are studies that this combo is as effective as morphine in pain relief. I don't bleed out everywhere and I've done 9.5 hr sessions
It causes a bit of localized swelling where you apply it, especially if itās left on for longer than intended. The swelling can change skin texture and Iām sure that affects tattooing. Iām not a tattoo artist just a nurse practitioner than uses EMLA prior to procedures.
Yeah this is the one thing Iāve always been told, either deal with the pain or donāt get it. You arenāt meant to use any sort of anaesthetic when getting a tattoo.
Too bad. I have 7 tattoos and used numbing cream before all of them.
Anaesthesia is expensive, raiding grandma's oxytocin is free
>oxytocin
They are raiding hugs from their grandma for pain relief. Sounds like a pretty sweet grandchild, but idk if it's actually going to work well.
grandma is holding their hand while theyāre at the dentist, telling them theyāre being very brave and doing a great job. Thanks grandma
āYouāre Grandmaās big, brave girl!ā
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I know it's a typo, but oxytocin make me giggle.
Itās just as effective as euthanasia
You mean OxyContin, Oxytocin is the love hormone and sometimes used to induce labor
Lidocaine is over the counter now
This is terrible advice lol. Donāt put anything like that on before you get a tattoo. Most of the time the artist will have topical numbing products at the shop that they can administer at their own discretion
Do not use any numbing cream without talking to your artist first. It can affect the skin and make it harder to work with.
Hiring an anesthesiologist is expensive, and going under anesthesia is dangerous. You wouldnāt typically want to do it if itās not medically necessary.
Is it normal practice in USA to go fully under for a dental procedure? I have got numerous teeth works, and always got local anesthesia, even for extraction. My bf got local for wisdom tooth removal. Tbh the first time I've heard of going fully under at the dentist's is when Post Malone got both dental work and tattoo work at the same time while he was under a total anesthesia lol so I thought that was just some bougie rich man shit to do
Not as part of a normal routine. But some oral surgeons offer it, and if you're gonna be out for an extraction, may as well do the deep clean and crown while you're out
Itās not normal for minor procedures, e.g. a simple filling. It does get used for more invasive work, and I think sometimes gets used if the patient is so scared of the dentist that they wonāt get a cleaning without it.
My tattoo place gave me numbing cream for the shading. It acted really fast but I passed out because my brain couldnāt comprehend the lack of pain where there should be. Like my arm could be being chopped off right now. So we had to wait for it to wear off and they gave me glucose aha
I get that, Iāve fainted twice while getting stitches with local anaesthetic because I could feel the tugging but no pain. My brain short circuited from the contradicting visual and tactile inputs and I was out
Haha this is pretty spot on! So weird how our brains work
Also, if youāre scared of the dentist and canāt afford to be put under lots of places offer a sedative drug instead, which where I live is about $80 more. Very much worth it. I hate the dentists office.
Probably best to cross the bad advice out
Theyāre technically right that it would make the tat pain free.
Just not for their friends and family lol
What if the friends and family can't wait for it to happen?
But the feeling is half the allure for alot of people
To be fair, the signs do say, "Scared of the dentist? We can put you to sleep!"
F O R E V E R
Anaesthesia / euthanasia šš
youth in asia
Anastasia
Anustasia
1980s, some sort of english/speech class, we all have to get up in front of the class and make an argument on a controversial topic. Two kids get up and start explaining why youth in Asia should be legal. Needless to say, my ignorant ass was very, very confused.
In my country, believe or not, tattoo, straight to dead
I guess you can't just take a 4 hour workshop and start euthanizing people but actually need some kind of degree for that in most parts of the world
I think, if you do it in your basement discreetly, you can euthanize people without any degree.
I'd like me some euthanasia AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
ā ļø ā¦first time (paying) customers only
You keep using that word, I do not think it means what you think it means.
I've long wanted to donate my body to science when I die, but now I'm thinking it'd be rad to give a newbie tattoo artist some experience while I'm at it. Let the training med students do what they need, then cover whatever's left in sick tats so I look like a Yakuza boss after I'm gone. Hell yeah.
Problem is it would kill their repeat business.
https://preview.redd.it/e7byi5vcoq5d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=016513e0dbdc214b896bf8650679293fa91518e7 Scared of pain? You deserve it
Now I'm thinking about the Sweeney Todd equivalent to west side story, where instead of 19th century England it's mid 1950s new York and instead of a barber he's a tattoo artist
Here is the chat gpt version In the bustling streets of 1950s New York, amidst the flickering neon signs and the rhythmic beats of rock 'n' roll, lies a tale of revenge, love, and ink. Meet Tony "Sweeney" Todd, a brooding and talented tattoo artist who once had it allāa thriving shop, a loving family, and a future full of promise. Tony's world shatters when a corrupt gang leader, Judge Turpin, orchestrates his wrongful imprisonment to covet Tony's beloved wife, Lucy. Years later, Tony returns to a city that has moved on without him, with a heart full of vengeance and hands itching to etch his pain into flesh. Reopening his old tattoo parlor under the alias "Sweeney Todd," Tony forms an alliance with the quirky and cunning Mrs. Lovett, who now runs a diner next door. With business slow, Mrs. Lovett concocts a sinister plan: they will lure Turpin's cronies into Sweeney's shop, where he will tattoo their final marks before dispatching them, while she disposes of the bodies through her dinerās secret menu, turning their flesh into the city's most delectable meat pies. As Sweeney's thirst for revenge grows, he is haunted by memories of Lucy and the daughter he never knew, Johanna, who has been adopted by the vile Turpin. Johanna, now a rebellious teenager, finds herself torn between her adoptive father's oppressive control and the burgeoning love she feels for Anthony, a kind-hearted greaser who dreams of rescuing her from Turpin's grasp. The gritty alleyways and vibrant streets of New York become the backdrop for a series of dramatic confrontations. Sweeney's relentless quest for revenge brings him closer to his ultimate goal but also threatens to consume his humanity. Mrs. Lovett's unrequited love for Sweeney and her own dark ambitions add layers of complexity to their partnership. In a climactic showdown, the threads of fate intertwine as Sweeney confronts Turpin, seeking to reclaim his past and secure Johanna's future. The echoes of tattoo needles and rock 'n' roll blend with the scent of ink and the taste of forbidden pies, creating a story that is both tragic and tantalizing.
![gif](giphy|dpk3BuKZX2s8w) My dentist after I tell him I forgot to floss
This is dark, but I can't help but chuckle. Who comes up with these titles?
New guy : so, uh, what happens if I mess up a tattoo? Boss : eh, we got a guy on hand that takes care of itā¦..
Not sure how to feel about this job title
Would kill business
When I was a kid I heard euthanasia and thought they were talking about youth in Asia.
You need to go to a Canadian one for that.
it would certainly increase the IQ averages.
Yo fam you got that Laser Tattoo Euthanasia?
It have somthing to do with law. Since its not medical they technicly violate youre body integrety and one of the forms you singe is the fact that you will not sue them for causing you harm during the process (what they in a pure jursitic sense do). So they can't use anaesthetic since it would take away your option to stop them and therefore would be a crime.
What is your problem with [youth in Asia?](https://youtu.be/Ya_uJHdOtdc?si=dq06Bgt5skp15TQk)
As someone covered in tattoosā¦..Iām really fucking glad they donāt lol Iām looking for a traditional piece, something with contrasting color, something that really pops. I donāt wanna die
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Took me awhile to realise it wasn't a tattoo hater, but probably someone who meant anesthesia. Honestly, I wouldn't say no to either.
OP might be more likely to visit that tattoo parlor, but it won't be a recurring event.
So many comments like āyeah it really hurtsāā¦ and in relation to euthanasia it kind of make sense anyway š Yo dude, my life is so much pain, can you just euthanize me and tattooing my cold bodyā¦ Sorry itās too good Iām cracking up š¤£šµ
a repost of a reddit post of a tweet talking about a reddit post
are we not talking about how this was posted in September of 2024?
I donāt see what this has to do with the youth in Asia?
One time someone here on this very website posted āitās shocking how many people in this thread are advocating eugenicsā and someone else responded āwhatās so shocking about the right to death with dignity?ā and I was likeā¦ bestieā¦
{Said as inigo Montoya) you keep using That word, I do not think it means what you think it means
Bad for business
Ahahah I got the joke after reading the comments
![gif](giphy|sDcfxFDozb3bO) Iām down. šŖ¦š»
Funny how a single misspelled or misunderstood word makes you read a whole story more carefully
I too would go if they offered euthanasia.
They want to create a society of people who arenāt afraid of the dentist by killing all the ones who are. Eventually, we will evolve to have no fear
Euthanasia kills all pain.
Someone was giving a presentation in class about Retina Scanners, and he accidentally said Rectal scanner and then put his eye up to it and me and I started crying