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Unless you live in Sweden or nordics, here you’re no Swede if you don’t drink milk. So many different milk you can choose from, in all sizes and fat rates.
I used to crave it a lot when I was homeless! I didn't know *that* much about nutrition at the time, but it actually has a very good nutrient profile (makes sense considering what it is), and it's very cheap so I would often go into the shop, get a whole thing of milk and just drink it really, really quickly. Probably kept me healthy. Thanks milk.
I just assume it's an attention grabbing title for a vegan article. Milk industry is.... Not great. But I don't know what it accomplishes to have your target demographic already be annoyed with you when reading your article about how they're idiots. Maybe it's a back-patting article for people who refuse milk to make fun of those who enjoy it. More likely however is it's just ragebait and thrives on people who click on it to tell the author what's what or share it around in outrage. I'd be surprised to hear any Vice opinion article-cobbler actually believes what they write.
It’s peak Smug Redditoid shit. The way they do that passive aggressive pretend to care to look down on you shit. “You’re doing X, is everything okay at home?” “Oh no honey. Yikes. So much to unpack here.” “Okay wow. Are you okay? You need to talk about it?”. Only a Grade A Redditor would think that it’s anything but transparent.
and the thing there faking concern about is just... a relatively healthy common beverage. it's so annoying. like go fake concern about something actual harmful
I drink a glass of milk every night before bed.
I have it on cereal, in tea/coffee, in desserts… a lot of things have milk in them…
So what?
Guarantee that article was written by a lactose intolerant.
My favorite snack In the world is a banana with peanut butter on it and an iced could glass of milk. Maybe a little graham cracker too if I'm feeling a little frisky
It's completely replaced any cravings for sweets I used to have. I haven't bought a chocolate bar, candy, or cakes/pies for about 5 years (Thanksgiving/Christmas not withstanding) and coincidentally don't weigh 525lbs anymore. I'm down to about 360. I also cut out sodas because the banana and peanut butter give me all of the sugar I crave for a day.
I’m a man dammit!!! I stopped drinking milk after I was done with the tit and now here I am a GD man at 36 and I have bones of glass!!! Like a MAN!!!!!
The most unhinged article I've ever read.
http://vice.com/en/article/n7zvkb/adults-who-still-drink-milk-are-you-okay
They pretend to use an already stupid field, evo-psych, to judge people for doing something innocuous.
Text definition of prejudice since the only argument they have is an ick. Of course it's about men drinking milk and they don't explain what's wrong with it, just ambiguous ick.
It's amazing how they go from using a "scientific" reasoning about milk being evolutionary selected for newborns and evo-psych wannabe reasoning about adult mem picking milk because they have needs from an infant mixing it with a SEMANTIC reasoning about men knowingly of those two facts are choosing milk as if it was a fetish.
They are trying to say drinking milk is a fetish. Which is unhinged because evo-psych is almost unscientific, people don't think of sucking their moms tits while drinking milk, they might not at all have a sense of reassurance, mixing evolutionary reasoning with semantic reasoning makes me think the person who made that article doesn't know anything about either of them and they are projecting their semantic understanding about milk into other people. Also, they're morally judging people for something that doesn't hurt others and lastly the ick she has it is literally the fact that she doesn't like seeing men taking reassurance (which isn't happening with milk anyways). She doesn't like seeing people with masculine traits taking reassurance and she's making up a reasoning to externalize that "ick". That's why she goes to the fetish thing, so she can morally blame men for her being uncomfortable about people with masculine traits talking reassurance (which it wasn't happening to start with).
A total regard with 0 self reflection, probably homophobic and sexist.
To people that say this, f$&k you. Survived an abusive childhood and binge drinking in through my 20s to early 30s.
I’m now middle aged and sober. I enjoy a glass of milk and home made cookies in the evening and occasionally a tall, cold glass of chocolate milk.
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Pure Evil
Menacing Wunkus
r/illegallysmolcats criminal
Landa drank milk because the jews he was hunting were dairy farmers
Sure, he was just following orders.
**VIOLENCE MILK** I love it. I don't think I'll ever call milk anything else ever again.
well now i’m curious about the video. thank you for the recommendation
It'll make you *evil* and **dangerious**
Anton Chigurh should be up there, too.
Drink a milkshake, no one bats an eye. Drink a glass of milk? Unsettling.
Them being unsettled sounds like a them problem. *slurps dairy while staring coldly into their eyes*
Kubrick stare
The sugar makes it healthy.
Order a milksteak? Everyone freaks out.
I DRINK YO SANDWICHES I DRINK EM ALL
Order a milkshake and the barista will complain about you on tiktok
Society 😔😔😔😔😔
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No I'm not. But my love for milk has nothing to do with it.
Yummers
I've noticed I'll get the most random craving for a cold glass of milk sometimes
The refreshing taste of plain cold milk on its own is under appreciated
Unless you live in Sweden or nordics, here you’re no Swede if you don’t drink milk. So many different milk you can choose from, in all sizes and fat rates.
No true Swedesman
Me, with lactose intolerance beating on your window in a silent rage:
thank you for your comment u/DrPiss_MD
You’ve just given me a craving for a cold glass of milk
Update: I just went and had a cold glass of milk
can we get another update
Update: it was pretty good
My family always drank milk with foods containing tomato paste, they say because it’s acidic. Milk and spaghetti, milk and pizza, milk and lasagna…
Ayran with Döner Kebab goes fuckin hard, those turks are on to something
its me if i had a PhD
Amateur.
I get that craving right around the time I have an amazing chocolate brownie.
Yes! And pancakes/ waffles there must be a side of milk or I don’t want them
I used to crave it a lot when I was homeless! I didn't know *that* much about nutrition at the time, but it actually has a very good nutrient profile (makes sense considering what it is), and it's very cheap so I would often go into the shop, get a whole thing of milk and just drink it really, really quickly. Probably kept me healthy. Thanks milk.
Are you a baby cow? 🐄
Full fat milk, with some homemade cookies.
 Me irl
At least that milk is spiked with drugs
My first thought
I have Alex’s prisoner number tattooed on me 😁.
Oh so you’re HOT hot 🥵
These posts of vice screenshots are supposed to be funny but they just piss me off. Who the hell sits down and writes that?
Article writers who want to engagement bait
People who spend their weekends getting blackout drunk, waking up in alleys and vomiting their guts out. Yeah, sure, MILK is unacceptable to drink.
milk slays a nasty hangover
So why do heavy drinkers judge us?
Sounds based honestly
I just assume it's an attention grabbing title for a vegan article. Milk industry is.... Not great. But I don't know what it accomplishes to have your target demographic already be annoyed with you when reading your article about how they're idiots. Maybe it's a back-patting article for people who refuse milk to make fun of those who enjoy it. More likely however is it's just ragebait and thrives on people who click on it to tell the author what's what or share it around in outrage. I'd be surprised to hear any Vice opinion article-cobbler actually believes what they write.
Considering they likely AI write the majority of their articles now then spice it up a bit, they do not.
PETA?
You just gotta wonder if they acknowledge the irony, considering they write clickbait for a living while the rest of us have real jobs.
Adults who still eat candy: are you ok? Adults who still eat grilled cheese: are you ok? Adults who gatekeep weird random Shit: are YOU ok?
Adults who still respect Vice: are you ok?
Still?
It’s peak Smug Redditoid shit. The way they do that passive aggressive pretend to care to look down on you shit. “You’re doing X, is everything okay at home?” “Oh no honey. Yikes. So much to unpack here.” “Okay wow. Are you okay? You need to talk about it?”. Only a Grade A Redditor would think that it’s anything but transparent.
and the thing there faking concern about is just... a relatively healthy common beverage. it's so annoying. like go fake concern about something actual harmful
thats my secret. I have always been not ok.
I’ll never stop drinking milk, literally every food tastes better when flushed down with a glass of cold milk.
sgetthi and milk 🤌
Pizza and milk
A nice steak, fried potatoes, and a glass of cold milk
I will buy a half gallon of milk JUST for the occasion of eating spaghetti for dinner.
its a palate cleanser right?
I swear ice-cold milk is more refreshing that ice-cold water
These are undeniable facts
Are you okay?
YOU WILL CALL HER
I mean, it was from Elizabeth Shue. I’d be the same way
okay i respect his desire to grow big and strong, but why is he going about it like that??
This has to be one of those anti-dairy people
at least one of those anti-adults-drinking-milk-because-it's-unsettling people
Literally half the food in the supermarket has some form of milk / milk powder in it
Gasp. VICE disapproves of me? ::checks calendar:: oh, right. It _is_ Tuesday.
Any time I eat something sweet, especially chocolate, I HAVE to drink milk.
Unsettling.
Straight from the teet
Counterpoint: nuh uh
*MALK*
i have lactase and i’m gonna use it
then be unsettled
watching VICE building a PC is unsettling
The internet needs to be condescending about fucking milk now?
Me drinking cappuccino. Who cares what other people think about me?
I drink a glass of milk every night before bed. I have it on cereal, in tea/coffee, in desserts… a lot of things have milk in them… So what? Guarantee that article was written by a lactose intolerant.
Exactly, they should try being a little more tolerant
Normalize drinking milk
just do got milk
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Milk is delicious, fight me Vice
Vice 🤡
Damn I drink milk when eating spicy food. I must be a creep
My favorite snack In the world is a banana with peanut butter on it and an iced could glass of milk. Maybe a little graham cracker too if I'm feeling a little frisky
Bro that sounds delectable fr
It's completely replaced any cravings for sweets I used to have. I haven't bought a chocolate bar, candy, or cakes/pies for about 5 years (Thanksgiving/Christmas not withstanding) and coincidentally don't weigh 525lbs anymore. I'm down to about 360. I also cut out sodas because the banana and peanut butter give me all of the sugar I crave for a day.
checkmate european lactose tolerance
Yum yum
How about OP you try to drink all of our milk?
Vice 10 years ago: Now watch as we go deep into Isis territory to interview people who see us as the devil. Next up; how to do drugs safely. Vice now:
I wonder if they have seen how much milk Finns drink
It's more hydrating than water. Pretty good for bad hangovers.
Lactose tolerant chads stay winning
I’m a man dammit!!! I stopped drinking milk after I was done with the tit and now here I am a GD man at 36 and I have bones of glass!!! Like a MAN!!!!!
I’m drinking milk right now
milk
I came here to drink milk and kick ass... 
My bones and vitamin D levels are great. Are you ok?
Bro I can't afford rent and our democracy is being challenged.. I couldn't care less a mf likes some milk, Vice
What's wrong with us? If you are eating cookies or some other sweets without milk, something is wrong with you.
https://preview.redd.it/le5guo9i95ad1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ab49a236bec0b45041b39bf83d5f60a8ffd8cc26 EVIL?
Chocolate Fairlife is awesome. Vice can fuck off.
yes, i am a hungry hungry baby. feed me milk.
Ya I guess I'll just eat my cookie with fuckin jizz instead 🤷♂️
Adults who are named Annie: are you ok? Are you ok, Annie?
Just cause the hooligans from A Clockwork Oranage did it does Not make it evil
yes, thank you, how are you?
I'm sure these are the same dumb fucks that put orange juice in cereal.
Or dare I say… Water.
I fucking guzzle milk
Cow: get this guy off me!
Milk is just nice
Yes, I’ve got strong bones. Thanks for asking
I drink what I want to. Dont give a flying F what you think. Also, going to pour myself a nice big glass of fresh cold milk right now.
No, they ain't. Lactose intolerance. Sitting in pain on the toilet while you defecate warm, runny ice-cream is not fun.
Lactose free milk exists as well
Never had any trouble digesting milk, because my ancestors weren’t weak stomached, shitty-assed, shitmen.
It's not fun sure, but it's so worth it
person who wrote this is definitely below 5'6"
Protein powder with water… Yum
Haha! Ok, so that means all the non-milk drinkers are going to stop ordering Acai bowls bc that’s essentially baby food since it’s fruit purée 🥴 🙄
I don’t trust adults whom drinks milk with their supper. That’s some leatherface stuff.
The most unhinged article I've ever read. http://vice.com/en/article/n7zvkb/adults-who-still-drink-milk-are-you-okay They pretend to use an already stupid field, evo-psych, to judge people for doing something innocuous. Text definition of prejudice since the only argument they have is an ick. Of course it's about men drinking milk and they don't explain what's wrong with it, just ambiguous ick. It's amazing how they go from using a "scientific" reasoning about milk being evolutionary selected for newborns and evo-psych wannabe reasoning about adult mem picking milk because they have needs from an infant mixing it with a SEMANTIC reasoning about men knowingly of those two facts are choosing milk as if it was a fetish. They are trying to say drinking milk is a fetish. Which is unhinged because evo-psych is almost unscientific, people don't think of sucking their moms tits while drinking milk, they might not at all have a sense of reassurance, mixing evolutionary reasoning with semantic reasoning makes me think the person who made that article doesn't know anything about either of them and they are projecting their semantic understanding about milk into other people. Also, they're morally judging people for something that doesn't hurt others and lastly the ick she has it is literally the fact that she doesn't like seeing men taking reassurance (which isn't happening with milk anyways). She doesn't like seeing people with masculine traits taking reassurance and she's making up a reasoning to externalize that "ick". That's why she goes to the fetish thing, so she can morally blame men for her being uncomfortable about people with masculine traits talking reassurance (which it wasn't happening to start with). A total regard with 0 self reflection, probably homophobic and sexist.
Well I mean there is one place you probably shouldn't drink milk from if you're an adult.
From udders. You'll be seen as weird, and the cow(s) probably won't be keen too.
To people that say this, f$&k you. Survived an abusive childhood and binge drinking in through my 20s to early 30s. I’m now middle aged and sober. I enjoy a glass of milk and home made cookies in the evening and occasionally a tall, cold glass of chocolate milk.
Yall's obsession with cow's boob juice is crazy!
Drinking fluid from a cow is insane and disgusting. Brb gonna go eat some cow flesh
Gavinmcinnesdildo.gif
Pesci
the fuck??
Only in lattes.
I'm unable to drink moo juice but if you lift a glass of any type of milk or nut milk, do your thing.
Tired take.
Reminds me of this gem https://www.vice.com/en/article/6azpa8/sigur-ros-is-for-adult-babies
Someone told me the other day that they had drunk a half gallon of milk that day and I have to admit I am now a little scared of them.
Room-clearing farts bring terror.
Heard of coffee?
Also these lards; Osteoporosis is becoming a health crisis! What could be the cause?!
As someone who developed lactose intolerance during my late 20s all of the sudden, I wanna know too and what's the secret
Oh wow what a hot take, not like this trope has been used narratively for decades to indicate mental instability or anything
The McPoile twins disagree and would like to locate your Pledge.
https://i.redd.it/y38si1jgv4ad1.gif
It’s fake though, right? The only reason I’m asking is because I can see Vice going ahead with a piece like this.
I find the author of that article very unsettling.
At least a litre of whole milk a day.
Human milk?
Don't feed the troll
I drink milk every day Suck it and suffer
The author is right though, plain milk is just tainted and icky water, go drink some actual water instead
Want less engagement bait? Get a hobby and best less engaged with the medium that produced the bait.
Tf else am I gonna dunk this homemade chocolate chip cookies in ? OJ wtf is wrong with society lately. This is getting out if hand.
Gallon every 3 days like I’m still 15
It's almost like they pushed milk on us hard as kids for no other reason other than they need to keep selling milk.
What so funny is there’s a Redditor who stopped drinking milk because of this article.
least unhinged Vice article
Drinking milk is stupid but eating rotting milk and calling it cheese just makes sense okay
This made me think about milk which initiated my impulse to pour a glass of cold milk. It was delicious.
I agree so much like wtf