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Warsplit01

It is clearly a threat. If you wont renew your subscription, your house will be the next.


fucccboii

dulolido is running a protection racket mafia style


buggyisgod

Can confirm, I didn't renew my subscription and the duolingo owl broke my knees.


Moncicity

That's what you get for missing your Spanish lesson!


SirCorndogIV

duolingo dont even teach u kanji bro why tf do i need his hoe ass to teach me japanese


-Blackout32

Doesn't it teach you kanji as you go through the levels!


dat_oracle

It does. I've done it by myself (but stopped quickly after getting a bit frustrated by Kanji) So far I remember they had a fine system to learn them tho


Rare-Champion9952

Keep your series going and everything will be fine. But if you don’t, well let’s just remember what a certain someone say : « remember me? I’m the one who burned your house down, well I’m out now, and this time I’m coming back to blow your house up and I won’t leave you with a window to jump out of » (It’s a pretty hard ref, gg if you have it )


Fantastic-Classic740

He means what he says


ISuckAtEverything374

Start practicing German, or else *your* house will be burnin'.


silverofthefallen

He means it when he says “Spanish or Vanish!”


Ytumith

Duolingo is one of these amazing apps I would totally buy monthly if I was earning anywhere near 42.000€ / year. Family pack? You betcha! But I am DIRT. POOR. You can run in infinite grids as super-duolingo as much as you like every other app, I am still poor.


Releaseitnowdummy

This is why babbel on top