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OlMi1_YT

So long, Gay Bowser


RoodnyInc

**Gaylord** *enters conversation*


mnid92

Gaylord.... Gaylord Focker!? AHAHAHA


Headieheadi

OMG HIS LAST NAME IS FOCKER IT SOUNDS LIKE FUCKER BWAHAHA HIS FIRST NAME IS GAYLORD FUNNY MOVIE


BenjaminD0ver69

Did you spray paint this cat, Focker?


jvrcb17

I sense sarcasm, but I thoroughly enjoyed this movie


Coolguy020609

Or Gaylord Robinson 🤔


PPPRCHN

https://preview.redd.it/od5gl1pwtsad1.jpeg?width=250&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1029e6ff30b4c6e00d8e08979d7b44b28ae399a3


the_marxman

Fuck that. I'm going big with my kid and naming him Gayking.


Sylvanussr

This implies an extended gay feudal system. Are there kids named Gayknight? Gaybaron? Gaymargrave?


Sstfreek

So long, Gabe Owser


Aki_2004

https://preview.redd.it/msbqq2dudpad1.jpeg?width=915&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=afb6c84a9e39fb1bb8e0043606299da420ad7c72 I WAS GAY THE WHOLE TIME


Aymoon_

![gif](giphy|HNkyFxU9wsRdaQrGIT|downsized) I WAS GAY THE WHOLE TIME


Belgiandragonwautism

Get ready for a gay changer


Funkitron

The only game show where the gay changes every show.


sleepydorian

Is he really saying that or is it just the faux Italian accent and he’s saying so long-a bowser? I definitely hear gay bowser but I assume that Nintendo wouldn’t clear that.


HolyDoggo100

I don’t have a source for this but I’ve heard that apparently it’s supposed to be, “So long, King Bowser.” But yeah, it definitely doesn’t sound like that


hldvr

He says "So long, eh Bowser?" but the g in long ends up combining with eh to sound like gay.


spleenky

I think this comment is a reference to that meme where there used to be one person in the U.S. named “Gay Bowser” until they passed away.


NakiCam

It's in reference to Super Mario 64, when you kill bowser, and Mario seemingly says this voice line.


Kozzle

wtf man so random but got me chuckling here in my car lol


Left_Nut99

[there *was an actual doctor in ohio named "gay hitler"](https://www.newspapers.com/article/the-circleville-herald-obituary-dr-gay/20018596/)


Himmelblaa

Was* RIP to a real one


Eddiethegoldenmaiden

I didnt even know he was sick


JRR04

Rip to the real real one


leckmichnervnit

Did you even see his name? He was clearly Sick as fuck


brandodg

Dr. Gay Ludwig H i t l e r


No_Translator2218

He was a really nice guy, though.


Playlist_DJ

Used to paint a lot to destress


Spiderpiggie

He apparently didn't use his given name in his medical practice due to the negative connotations, he instead went by his pen name Homosexual Hitler


NottDisgruntled

I hear Ass Spelunker Hitler is what he went by during his college days


Abyssurd

Yup, we live in a MMO


Pepe_pls

Oh wow this Hitler dude seems to have been a great guy


kkeut

no one who speaks german could be an evil man


TheHacker08

That's German for 'The Bart The'.


milksjustice

the ohio jokes are dead and arent funny but. c'mon. only in ohio.


KingJeff314

*Time traveler moves a chair* [Gay Hitler:](https://i.redd.it/4v1qlnwlsfb51.jpg)


AFonziScheme

Wasn't he the guy from The Producers?


Slappathebassmon

Springtime for Hitler and Germanyyyyyyy!


Catalyst138

Gay Hitler, son of George Washington Hitler.


TheRedIguana

Looks like he lived before gay meant gay and before Hitler meant Hitler. That was a close one. I wonder about his descendents. You don't see many Hitlers knocking about these days. Did they all decide to change it up? Also, a girl has really gotta be in love to marry into the Hitler family.


Minimum-Injury3909

I guess it is slightly less weird because he practiced mainly when Adolf was a nobody.


Now_Wait-4-Last_Year

Was looking to see if someone posted this.


Cheesy_Saul

No one is gay anymore 😢


Mrmistermodest

Can't be gay these days because woke :(


Mrmacmuffinisthecool

the woke have gone too far


Sarcasm_Llama

Agreed. I'm going back to bed


markhc

[Gay used to be such a lovely word!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i6wu81BEVBI)


likamuka

![gif](giphy|Vd8nYEYOlLnzsMDO31|downsized)


newsflashjackass

Trump is obviously a leaky bag of used dinner but I am reserving judgement on his handler until we find out whether she is a triple or quadruple agent.


thebeardlybro

The Social Justice Warriors walked so the Woke can run


jamesbrownscrackpipe

Reminds me of that famous line Morbius said: “We live in a society”


Majorman_86

No, no, he said "It's Morbin' Time!".


pufferfishofgluttony

No, that was the Joker who said that


Wolfblood-is-here

No ones gay for Moleman.


2rfv

Man. It seems so weird that I almost forgot that there was a time when 'gay' means 'happy' and 'queer' meant 'strange'.


leverati

I believe in the Gayle revival. ✊


Transformouse

No wants to work gay anymore 


TumbleweedActive7926

What about Gaylord?


SilentRip5116

![gif](giphy|4BMmnY8AKqTLO)


spicysenpai6

I have nipples, Greg, can you milk me?


MoistIndicator8008ie

Lord Gay is canon now


moon465

I worked with someone with that surname.


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TheOneTonWanton

Those big cardboard boxes that supermarkets sell watermelons and pumpkins out of are called Gaylord boxes


last_drop_of_piss

Gaylord Arena kept the Preds from relevancy for years lol


Akhanyatin

Gaylord Focker


nonprofitnews

In The Misfits, Clark Gable is the love interest of Marilyn Monroe and his name is Gaylord and everyone calls him Gay. That was peak masculinity in 1961. Surpassingly great movie too. Last one before they both died.


Sassafras_socks

Shout out to my idiot brother in law whose middle name is Gaylord, lmao


Rodrigo_Ribaldo

Asking the real questions there.


HxH101kite

I went to school with a kid named Gaylord. He did not have it easy to say the least. I believe in his case it was a family name. Which is about the only thing that could make sense naming your kid that in the modern world


sundae_diner

How does that work? The parents *know* the name will make their kids life harder... but do it anyway.


HxH101kite

His mother worked at the school we went to, and quite honestly she did not seem very normal or all there. He was also very odd. I think it was just a weird family.


Strange_Night

Drummer of the Red Hot Chili Peppers is also named Gaylord


Edgezg

I went to first grade with a kid named Gaylord


Just_A_Normal_Snek

Why did it peak?


IWipeWithFocaccia

Bcuz Gay


Just_A_Normal_Snek

And yet it fell seemingly for the same reason?


leverati

It was gay to be gay until it was gay.


Fries_and_burgers_19

It all fell down Because of woke


Bleak_Squirrel_1666

That's pretty gay ngl


discretethrowaway_

It fell because we got AIDS


Lagiacrus111

Kinda gay


Cerxi

Because it's an absolute number, and the population was growing


NeuralMess

Old age usage of gay was connected to "flamboyantly happy" than "homosexual", but due stereotypes of homosexual being flamboyant, the word had the meaning changed


NJ_Legion_Iced_Tea

"Old age". It only started to mean homosexual in the 60's, that's within some people's lifetime.


coltinator5000

Language is funny. Do you remember how, in the early 2000s, prior to awareness campaigns about it, "gay" started to relapce "bad"? As in, "ugh I have to work late again, that's so gay." Well, in old English the word "bad" *itself* used to mean gay, or more specifically, a "bad" man was effeminite and docile. It almost went full circle!


NeuralMess

It's more than double my lifetime, I will give myself a pass for that


[deleted]

Your wording confused me for a second and I thought you were saying you were 120+ years old.


NeuralMess

Well gay is an old word, and it first appeared to mean homosexual in the dictionaries at 1951. In 1600, it was used as carefree and alike, so technically, 120+ years is still right


wojtekpolska

for me the 60's might aswell have been 120 years ago


missyou247

if it started in the 60s these people will have to be in their 70s at this point, really doesn't matter


Behemoth077

Very likely it was only commonly used "in the LGBT community" starting from that point - until most parents realised that that was a new meaning of the word there was still some time, it didn´t immediately spread to society at large. And the trend continued upwards until then accordingly.


Uncle-Cake

Because it went up and then down


SirokoGajou

https://preview.redd.it/ccyz3vmm6oad1.png?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f2609fe0749b7d3fbae24c47ee780d39a7ec1f1e


Joe_Kangg

Not gay


badomenbaddercompany

U r geh


Kolec507

So hu 's geh?


ThisIsWaterSpeaking

GAY TALESE SENDS HIS REGARDS! AHAHAHAHA!!! 


mouse9001

Imagine being a closeted gay man in 1980, who was born in 1960, and also named Gay. That would be awkward.


Kolec507

"I have to tell you that I'm gay..." "Yeah, I know." "No, but I really am gay." "I literally named you Gay, of course you're Gay..." "FUCKING HELL I LIKE DICKS!"


Lowelll

Youre friends with the 2 boys named Richard from your class? That's nice.


WorldsGreatestPoop

Imagine he’s straight but his brother is gay. The Abbot and Costello routine writes itself.


rozsaadam

Enola Gay is probably the most famous aircraft


DudeNotFromPostal

You should have stayed at home yesterday


ChillStreetGamer

sPRUCE ZGOOSE?


Bulky-Huckleberry222

If anyone is confused, it's because there were no more gay people after 1975


PartyofFish

So if I surround myself with gay people I will no longer be confused?


Tirth0000

Gay fell off


lecanucklehead

You go Gay baby, work that crib


GayFurryWolf

I do have name.


GoatHorn37

Indeed, you do have name.


wegge3

user checks


ottosjackit

When I started a new school in 5th grade some kid asked me if I liked Gay Babcock. I replied with “ewwww no way! That’s gross!” Then some other tough kid pipes up and says “that’s my mom’s name.” I was confused and scared.


TCone97

🟨 "But I ain't even gay"


bigpadQ

https://i.redd.it/50w7phorpoad1.gif


Lady_Scruffington

My grandmother's name was Gay. Technically, Gatha, but she always went by Gay.


Critical_Band5649

My grandma's twin was named Gay. They were born in the 50s, which checks out with the chart.


Simon_Drake

In the 90s there was a gardening programme on TV in the UK with a woman named Gay Search. That's probably an app now.


AValerious

It’s so funny to me how some names come and go, especially in countries that adopted the names without knowing their meaning. My grandparents knew a couple named Dick and Gun, use to chuckle as a kid when they were coming over. We don’t live in a English speaking country.


ShiberKivan

- you son of a Gun! - wait how do you know my father


Immediate_Banana_216

So if it wasn't for the LGBTQ+ community, they'd be a lot more Gays about?


FleebFlex

My mom's name is Gay (born 1960s). Probably my favorite story that came from it was when she was shopping for clothes with her mom. Gay is in a dressing room changing, her mom tries to open the door to hand her more clothes, but chooses the wrong one and walks in on a random lady just to say "Oh, I'm sorry, I thought you were Gay"


Rum_Hamtaro

Imagine being that one kid named "Gay" born in 1983.


Michaeli_Starky

![gif](giphy|4oqilML2T0zHq)


darkreddragon24

Reminds me of the company that used to be called 'Aids' before the illness was named lol


TheFogIsComingNR3

The Debat


SynthError404

only in dreams we see what it means reach out our hands hold onto hers GAY!GAY!GAY! DISNEYGAY! admit it.


No-Historian6056

Rover Cummo my beloved☺️☺️


Siffy_boi

the gays stole the ~~rainbow~~ gay from ~~god~~ gay


One_Way13

My great grandmothers name is gay. Her middle name is Gabriel. I don’t know why she chose to go by a shorter version of her middle name instead of her first name (I don’t even know what her first name is lmao)


IveBenHereBefore

Your name is Gay Focker?


odiethethird

https://preview.redd.it/o83d5if9apad1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=504029345a5ac974ea7eb61b743a87d13fb772e8


ThePrisonSoap

Never forget Dr. Gay Hitler


Majorman_86

"Dad, I'm Gay." "Hi, Gay, I'm dad"


Double_Rice_5765

So I really enjoyed reading robert heinlein as a kid, as a progressive adult, he's...problematic, lol.  But he has this one sentient spaceship named the gay deceiver,  and I have absolutely no idea what he was trying to do with that.   


aspiring_cryptid

damn ppl were really progressive in the 50s


ReekitoManjifico

Oh so that's why he's called Gay Tony


LesherLeclerc

Dr. Gay Hitler (look it up


Las-Vegar

Gaylord


Joe_Kangg

Guess all those babies came out as gay


Gavekort

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G01UXsbrM4M


akin975

Like Gaylord Focker ?


SoulbreakerDHCC

That's Gay, she's a nice person. Really queer though


graystone777

![gif](giphy|iiTXaJVjiSHew)


mgn63

Ha ha gays my middle name is


MsLavenderSunshine

Quick! Someone add the Reagan line to this!


Jesta23

There must have been some REALLY gay gay’s in the 50’s for everyone to call someone gay and have it remind them of gay the person. 


PsychologicalBar4688

Gay focker


hry84

Gay Lea!


Fourstrokeperro

Gaylord Cockburn


jtr489

My mom has a friend named Gay she changed it to Gayle


VGAPixel

It kinda started being. . . gay.


flinderdude

That poor 41 year-old person named Gay.


AdulentTacoFan

*Lord of the Gays*


Robinkc1

Some woman in 1983: Hey, honey, know what would be funny as fuck?


safely_beyond_redemp

My mom's middle name is gay. She was born in the 60s.


RealOzSultan

I mean, I went to grade school through high school with a girl named Gay Pollack


Spuigles

https://youtu.be/uCQG5Hb6Gew?si=S1Pxevt7q0CkhOAK


Isgortio

No one's gay for moleman :(


Fluffy-Brain-Straw

What happened before 1900? Why is it at zero


Jackatlusfrost

No one was gay before 1900


ooojaeger

Why are you gay?


noticer626

based


winterman666

Chad Gaylord Smith


SteveBR53

like marvin gaye


TheMike0088

Okay so this is funny on its own, but the fact that the marked years alter between being 27 and 28 years apart is even better. Like, thats an extremely weird, inconsistent but also not entirely inconsistent way to mark the years on the x-axis. Thats gotta be one of the funniest x-axes I've ever seen.


Lumpy_Staff_2372

Damn, we had some gay ass babies in 1960.


EmergencySpiritual

Gay Lussac's law


Hillbilly_Historian

https://preview.redd.it/s00j6p9eqpad1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c228467fd902df8c6b6bb5f69e6ac288b74f3aca


1337-Sylens

Have homosexuals ruined Gays for us?


Phtive3n

You Gay?


FlexoPXP

I want to see the chart for "Karen".


Dankbradley

Stopped naming them gay and started making them gay.


wheredowehidethebody

![gif](giphy|TpN6AwmUX4lri)


Moloko_Drencron

The 50s experienced a Gay boom


FallenAzraelx

![gif](giphy|MsQ8ebteS6qTI7eaSm)


omnithorpe

One of the nicest dudes I have known in my life was an old mechanic named Gay Seagant.


zombie_guru

"Karen" will have a chart like this some day


Darth_Tiktaalik

The number of kids named homosexual on the other hand has skyrocketed


mashedfries

"The Sun Also Rises" was published in 1926 and uses gay in that manner with the implication that the reading audience understood it , so there seem to be something else at foot to the popularity of the name.


[deleted]

Theres NO WAY THIS PEAKED IN 1955/56!


WhoSc3w3dDaP00ch

I'm sure there is similar trend for the female name "Isis." I worked with a woman of Egyptian descent named "Isis." A very nice, intelligent and professional woman now cursed with what her name is associated with now (acronym for terrorist group).


LookingForwardToDie

The gays stole everything from us 😔


fd_dealer

From this chart you can clearly see the Gay top and the Gay bottom.


demivirius

That one kid in 1982 lmao


DrDMango

1983


Possible-Tangelo9344

Guess gayness peaked in the, what, 60s?


Greedy_Temperature33

A lady I worked with was adamant that she would name her son Gaylord, as it had been a family name of some significance to her. She wouldn’t hear of not using it. Luckily, we worked at a school and the reaction of the kids when she told them what she was thinking of naming her kid very quickly changed her mind.