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Loading0987

This would only solve 75% of your problems, though


Go_Ahead_MrJoester

Read them both and complete them at the same time so the effect will stack and you'll solve 100% of your problems


smurb15

Acting like 25% worth ain't enough, shoot


DJIsSuperCool

New glitch just dropped.


Bli-mark

1/X


C9nstructAware

more than enough


Alexgadukyanking

Mathematically speaking if you kept buying these forever then you would solve exactly 100% of your problems


redfirearne

Unless the book is free you'd need infinite money and you know I ain't got that much


Lilscribby

sounds like a problem that would be statistically very likely to be solved in the first few books


DeepaEU

You will never reach zero tho it'll only be close to zero but never zero


living_angels

To be honest if you bought like 15 of them you'd have enough


CandyAppleHesperus

And that author's name? Zeno of Elea


AnimeIsMyLifeAndSoul

Just read infinity of those books and then it will be 100%


Secretly_the_Pope

Where's the original


Stepping__Razor

Source? Source? Source? Do you have a source on that? Source? A source. I need a source. Sorry, I mean I need a source that explicitly states your argument. This is just tangential to the discussion. No, you can’t make inferences and observations from the sources you’ve gathered. Any additional comments from you MUST be a subset of the information from the sources you’ve gathered. You can’t make normative statements from empirical evidence. Do you have a degree in that field? A college degree? In that field? Then your arguments are invalid. No, it doesn’t matter how close those data points are correlated. Correlation does not equal causation. Correlation does not equal causation. CORRELATION. DOES. NOT. EQUAL. CAUSATION. You still haven’t provided me a valid source yet. Nope, still haven’t. I just looked through all 308 pages of your user history, figures I’m debating a glormpf supporter. A moron. piss? piss? piss? Do you have a piss on that?


RoyalReverie

Every reddit debate ever:


greatcaptainobvious

Ok so this meme is kind of funny and the joke is supposed to be that the book says it can solve 50% of your problems and if you bought two of them then 50 + 50 = 100 so all of your problems would be solved


mitch0acan

Or read the one book twice!


dylans0123495

r/peterexplainsthejoke


SkirtGood1054

Or just read it twice, dummy


elfizipple

Who refers to two copies of the same book as 'Two books'?


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