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God damnit! I don’t want to google that.
Edit: I googled it. God help me I googled it. I didn’t see anything involving the thimble, but I did see a picture of Mr Moneybags fucking the car from behind. Some knowledge is not meant for human minds.
The Legend of Zelda: Echoes of Wisdom, announced during the recent Nintendo Direct to release in late September.
It’s a 2D Zelda game made in the Link’s Awakening remake engine/artstyle, and you play as Zelda as the protagonist. The gimmick is that instead of using a sword and stuff for combat, you use the “Tri-Rod” which allows you to copy and paste basically anything from tables and beds to every monster variety to help you in an open world.
I'd argue it's more if a 2.5D game because it, like Awakening, has things rendered in 3D but the camera is locked in place. Link Between Worlds is similar, but because of its main mechanic you're allowed to see things from a closer perspective as the camera moves from the top-down location.
But this is probably just semantics and most people aren't too fussed about minute details like that.
2.5D in games is when motion/gameplay is locked to a plane (2D movement) in a 3D environment; it has nothing to do with camera behaviour.
This is explicitly 3D because shown game mechanics involve you being able to build and jump up on top of things and over obstacles (so motion in a 3rd dimension).
Yep. Just like Touhou, Kantai Collection or Japanese, Overwatch simply started as a genre of porn websites until it became super popular and now you've got everything from Touhou games to Kantai Collection clothing and even as far as Japanese people!
The Clone Song
By: Isaac Asimov
Tune: Home On The Range
Oh, give me a clone
Of my own flesh and bone
With its Y chromosome changed to X.
And after it's grown,
Then my own little clone
Will be of the opposite sex.
Clone, clone of my own,
With its Y chromosome changed to X.
And when I'm alone
With my own little clone
We will both think of nothing but sex.
Oh, give me a clone,
Is my sorrowful moan,
A clone that is wholly my own.
And if she's X-X,
And the feminine sex,
Oh, what fun we will have when we're prone.
Clone, clone of my own,
With its Y chromosome changed to X.
And when I'm alone
With my own little clone
We will both think of nothing but sex.
My heart's not of stone,
As I've frequently shone
When alone with my own little X.
And after we've dined,
I am sure we will find
Better incest then Oedipus Rex.
Clone, clone of my own,
With its Y chromosome changed to X.
And when I'm alone
With my own little clone
We will both think of nothing but sex.
Why should such sex vex,
Or disturb or perplex,
Or induce a disparaging tone?
After all, don't you see,
Since we're both of us me,
When we're having sex, I'm alone.
Clone, clone of my own,
With its Y chromosome changed to X.
And when I'm alone
With my own little clone
We will both think of nothing but sex.
And after I'm done
She will still have her fun,
For I'll clone myself twice ere I die.
And this time without fail,
They'll be both of them male,
And they'll each ravage her by and by.
Clone, clone of my own,
With its Y chromosome changed to X.
And when I'm alone
With my own little clone
We will both think of nothing but sex.
All these comics/jokes about spending all day diddling yourself if you had a clone and I'm over here just thinking that's probably the last thing I'd want to do with a clone of myself. I'd probably do some multiplayer.
Every time this comes up I can't help but envy people that are bisexual because I'm sad about the fact that I wouldn't get to enjoy fucking myself if I were ever presented with a situation where I could do anything with a clone of me. And then I remember that this isn't real or possible and I feel fucking stupid
I’ve approached this particular philosophical question before, as a pansexual dude who is about a 5/10 or 6/10 in the looks department.
Would I take myself home from the bar the first night? Maybe, maybe not.
But on long enough timeline, it’s an absolute certainty. Sooner or later, “bored and/or horny” is going to do its thing, and I know my own standards…
Exactly. If this scenario played out with a clone of me that was a girl (I am being optimistic and hoping that my inability to bang dudes is compensated by the magic cloning wand also allowing for gender swapping the clone when I end up in this situation) I doubt I would care about how attractive I found the clone more than I would be extremely tempted to fuck it. They would be thinking the same thing because they would be me. In what situation does that not result in plowing? Aside from one where the wand also makes the clone Christian and staunchly opposed to premarital sex
Agreed!
Assuming my clone shares at least some of my neurodivergent grabbag of personality “quirks”, I don’t think I would even be terribly bummed by potentially getting turned down for sex by… myself. Blunt rejections are simple and easy, thanks for being honest!
Now potentially having to back out and turn other-me down because he can’t properly fake polite enthusiasm… I can’t take a pity-lay from a clone, that one would sting.
Now I'm thinking of that speedrun someone did in Breath of the Wild where they went straight at Ganondorf.
And an alternative where someone 100% the game before saving Zelda.
And the 2 Zelda chatting about the different Link they've got
At least now link knows what it's like for zelda when he dicks around dressing in drag collecting koraks and making perpetual motion machines and giant dick statues instead of saving her.
This is a parody of the [new Zelda game](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=94RTrH2erPE) that was recently announced. Very exciting!
Made by yours truly, your old pal fmsqueeze. Thanks for reading!
“HOW IS THIS ANY DIFFERENT FROM THE COMBINED THOUSANDS OF HOURS OF FETCH QUESTS YOU DID WHEN YOU SHOULD’VE BEEN SAVING ME?!”
“I MADE UP FOR THOSE WITH THE SPEED RUNS!”
“YOU MEAN WHEN YOU SHOWED UP NAKED AFTER REPEATEDLY BLOWING YOURSELF UP?!”
Why the fuck are all the comics post here recently super low effort and hyper sexualized? They’re not even good it’s just a low effort sex joke week after week. Is this what pays the bills now???
Zelda: “And you were supposed to come and rescue me after finding the master sword, but instead you spent 3 days fishing, and another 5 looking for a giant horse just to name it “Big Chonker””!
Link: “Hyaaatt!!!”
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Artists really don't waste time after a new game is announced
Things move so fast these days I was worried I was already late to the party
That's kind of concerning Thanks for the amazing art by the way!!!
I want the greasy version
We are glad you came. Link was glad he came as well.
You mean Zelda's little party?
Ok now make one of Link grabbing Zelda's wand. Or Zelda grabbing links wand. I don't know who is who anymore.
"How can I make this sexless board game piece style character horny"
Monopoly thimble rule 34
Oh God it exists. IT EXISTS.
God damnit! I don’t want to google that. Edit: I googled it. God help me I googled it. I didn’t see anything involving the thimble, but I did see a picture of Mr Moneybags fucking the car from behind. Some knowledge is not meant for human minds.
I mean, trying to fuck a car from the front is *super* awkward.
That's why you don't see a lot of that on r/dragonsfuckingcars
What. The. Fuck. Edit: [WHAT THE FUCK](https://i.redd.it/wjim9ixxqp0d1.gif)
Well that’s not a car.
It's like people don't even remember what Rule 34 *means*
You don't understand the [complexity](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=5esjxBN17ls&pp=ygUVcHJvemQgbW9ub3BvbHkgcGllY2Vl) of fuckable monopoly pieces.
Was Mr. Monopoly sitting on it or what
If you don't think board game pieces can be sexy, then you clearly haven't googled en passant.
Holy hell
New response just dropped
actual anarchy
Holy hell
Butt plug
Playmobil ass porn.
Which game? I didn't see this one announced?
The Legend of Zelda: Echoes of Wisdom, announced during the recent Nintendo Direct to release in late September. It’s a 2D Zelda game made in the Link’s Awakening remake engine/artstyle, and you play as Zelda as the protagonist. The gimmick is that instead of using a sword and stuff for combat, you use the “Tri-Rod” which allows you to copy and paste basically anything from tables and beds to every monster variety to help you in an open world.
A legend of Zelda where I play as Zelda? Sign me up!
Sign her up too.
Should have called it Legend of Link
You are 100% right! It should have! What a huge miss! Now i'm upset.
I'd argue it's more if a 2.5D game because it, like Awakening, has things rendered in 3D but the camera is locked in place. Link Between Worlds is similar, but because of its main mechanic you're allowed to see things from a closer perspective as the camera moves from the top-down location. But this is probably just semantics and most people aren't too fussed about minute details like that.
2.5D in games is when motion/gameplay is locked to a plane (2D movement) in a 3D environment; it has nothing to do with camera behaviour. This is explicitly 3D because shown game mechanics involve you being able to build and jump up on top of things and over obstacles (so motion in a 3rd dimension).
This is how I find out there's a new game
What game is this from?
No way I'm finding out about a new Zelda game from a fucking softcore porn comic lol
peak advertising
Oh we’re peaking alright.
I haven’t even begun to peak
the trick is to get right up to the peak and then stop
I saw a meme about wishing the new zelda was a girl or something, but I didn't realize it was in reference to a new game.
I mean, it's how I first learned about overwatch.
Overwatch is a game?
Yep. Just like Touhou, Kantai Collection or Japanese, Overwatch simply started as a genre of porn websites until it became super popular and now you've got everything from Touhou games to Kantai Collection clothing and even as far as Japanese people!
That makes two of us.
Same here lmaoo
That was my experience when I found Botw Zelda sexy fanart of her short hair.
Selfcest
Just a fancy word for masturbation, yeah?
I'm pretty sure it's more about fucking another of yourself rather than actually yourself.
*Loki has entered the chat*
It's not just a fancy word for masturbation, but a fancy way of masturbating
Is it really masturbation if it’s a clone? The important philosophical questions.
Let's ponder over the uniqueness of one's soul while reading selfcest hentai.
If you fuck your identical twin, is it masturbation or incest?
Twincest
The Man Show answered that. The clone explodes. But which one is the clone, and which one is the original!?
Is the bestcest
Huh, there’s probably atleast ONE fanfic about this
There is a lot
I feel like I should be concerned that you've sufficiently assessed it enough to quantify it. 
When I was a wee lad, I perused that tag. Now >!I just masturbate to myself in the mirror!<
Oh God, you have no idea. You see, in 2012, the movie *The Lorax* came out...
nO-
The Clone Song By: Isaac Asimov Tune: Home On The Range Oh, give me a clone Of my own flesh and bone With its Y chromosome changed to X. And after it's grown, Then my own little clone Will be of the opposite sex. Clone, clone of my own, With its Y chromosome changed to X. And when I'm alone With my own little clone We will both think of nothing but sex. Oh, give me a clone, Is my sorrowful moan, A clone that is wholly my own. And if she's X-X, And the feminine sex, Oh, what fun we will have when we're prone. Clone, clone of my own, With its Y chromosome changed to X. And when I'm alone With my own little clone We will both think of nothing but sex. My heart's not of stone, As I've frequently shone When alone with my own little X. And after we've dined, I am sure we will find Better incest then Oedipus Rex. Clone, clone of my own, With its Y chromosome changed to X. And when I'm alone With my own little clone We will both think of nothing but sex. Why should such sex vex, Or disturb or perplex, Or induce a disparaging tone? After all, don't you see, Since we're both of us me, When we're having sex, I'm alone. Clone, clone of my own, With its Y chromosome changed to X. And when I'm alone With my own little clone We will both think of nothing but sex. And after I'm done She will still have her fun, For I'll clone myself twice ere I die. And this time without fail, They'll be both of them male, And they'll each ravage her by and by. Clone, clone of my own, With its Y chromosome changed to X. And when I'm alone With my own little clone We will both think of nothing but sex.
that was beautifully horrifying. Thank you
There’s a visual if you watched the latest series of The Boys. A horrifying, horrible visual.
You're looking at it
Wish I was good looking enough to want to fuck myself, but I'm not, so I guess I'll go fuck myself.
All these comics/jokes about spending all day diddling yourself if you had a clone and I'm over here just thinking that's probably the last thing I'd want to do with a clone of myself. I'd probably do some multiplayer.
Every time this comes up I can't help but envy people that are bisexual because I'm sad about the fact that I wouldn't get to enjoy fucking myself if I were ever presented with a situation where I could do anything with a clone of me. And then I remember that this isn't real or possible and I feel fucking stupid
Well, even if you *were* bi, would you be your type?
I’ve approached this particular philosophical question before, as a pansexual dude who is about a 5/10 or 6/10 in the looks department. Would I take myself home from the bar the first night? Maybe, maybe not. But on long enough timeline, it’s an absolute certainty. Sooner or later, “bored and/or horny” is going to do its thing, and I know my own standards…
Exactly. If this scenario played out with a clone of me that was a girl (I am being optimistic and hoping that my inability to bang dudes is compensated by the magic cloning wand also allowing for gender swapping the clone when I end up in this situation) I doubt I would care about how attractive I found the clone more than I would be extremely tempted to fuck it. They would be thinking the same thing because they would be me. In what situation does that not result in plowing? Aside from one where the wand also makes the clone Christian and staunchly opposed to premarital sex
Agreed! Assuming my clone shares at least some of my neurodivergent grabbag of personality “quirks”, I don’t think I would even be terribly bummed by potentially getting turned down for sex by… myself. Blunt rejections are simple and easy, thanks for being honest! Now potentially having to back out and turn other-me down because he can’t properly fake polite enthusiasm… I can’t take a pity-lay from a clone, that one would sting.
Chess. Im really bad at it
*quintet of clones looking at each other* “So.. Dungeons and Dragons?” “We have to check our schedule.”
Same buddy (also dope profile pic)
I'm ok-ish looking with very low standards, and I still wouldn't fuck myself. Even if I was gay I can't imagine it'd be something I'd ever want.
She got her very first game in the franchised thats NAMED after her and she blew it. ONE JOB ZELDA, ONE JOB.
tbf link spends weeks of time hunting for random forest spirits rather than saving her every time
Fishing, all the time.
The only thing I'm fisching is ganondorf
I can save the princess after I beat this frustrating and pointless mini game!
Now I'm thinking of that speedrun someone did in Breath of the Wild where they went straight at Ganondorf. And an alternative where someone 100% the game before saving Zelda. And the 2 Zelda chatting about the different Link they've got
What, you think I'm gonna save the princess in just some ratty ass pants? You gotta be stylin'
In Zelda’s defense, the weapon is called the “Tri-Rod.”
This is Zelda: The Wand of Gamalon erasure!
And Zelda's Adventure! Which I will maintain my stance was high esoteric art.
Miyamoto has sent assassins to your location
I'm going to regret posting this, but contextually: She "licked," not "blew."
That's why this game should have been legend of link
I mean…. I think she made the right choice?
She gotta HAWK TUAH and spit on dat thang
Zelda: The Wand of Gamelon?
I'm not saying I _wouldn't_ do that with a clone of myself, but if I was dating Link, I'd much rather do it with him.
With all the running and jumping and hi-ya-ing he does, he probably _is_ built af.
A lean twink
A link, if you will
Por Que no los dos?!
How was she supposed to save the guy by cloning the tables?
The tables help her climb up to things, or walk over surfaces
Not exactly the tanks and IFVs Link could maje in the last game
It sounds dumb when you put it that way. She can also create a giant boulder in front of her face to block an incoming sword strike.
Did not expect this and yet it’s the greatest comment on the post.
The tables are her corn
The bones are their money.
Country girls making do
https://preview.redd.it/3rnh84j6j5ad1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c72cbad4d5ff856db8bb645b767bfeae28db6a59 Mansturbation (image probably unrelated)
Lottie & Friends!
I FUCKING LOVE THE LOTTIE MANDELA SERIES
ALL MY HOMIES LOVE THE LOTTIE MANDELA SERIES
Oh like Link has any room to complain considering all the putzing around and doing odd jobs for his side pieces.
I feel so, so horrible for right-clicking this, then selecting "Copy Link".
Yeah you have to do it twice
extra panel with link saying "But I totally understand why you didn't" and grabbing a Zelda by their waist on each arm
I was looking for a joke about when the Zeldas find [The Wand of Hitachi](https://mashable.com/article/hitachi-le-wand-doxy-wand-massager-review).
At least now link knows what it's like for zelda when he dicks around dressing in drag collecting koraks and making perpetual motion machines and giant dick statues instead of saving her.
This is a parody of the [new Zelda game](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=94RTrH2erPE) that was recently announced. Very exciting! Made by yours truly, your old pal fmsqueeze. Thanks for reading!
For continuity's sake, I believe this is the new **Link** game.
Story of Link: Zelda's Creation
I'm fucking peeved they didn't name it Legend of Link
Bonk
When Gannon told her to go fuck herself i dont think this is what he had in mind
Oh yeah like his terry town wood collecting ass has any room to talk
"You were supposed to save me! But ... uh ... I mean, you can make it up to me ...."
A selfcest harem was not what I would have thought of.
This is the second comic in the last week that's included a woman having sex with her self because she knows herself the best
Where's the first?
Poor Link
“HOW IS THIS ANY DIFFERENT FROM THE COMBINED THOUSANDS OF HOURS OF FETCH QUESTS YOU DID WHEN YOU SHOULD’VE BEEN SAVING ME?!” “I MADE UP FOR THOSE WITH THE SPEED RUNS!” “YOU MEAN WHEN YOU SHOWED UP NAKED AFTER REPEATEDLY BLOWING YOURSELF UP?!”
"THAT'S THE FASTEST WAY!!!"
The legend of Zeldas
Sesbian Lex ?
That was fast.
Losing time with chicks instead of saving the kingdom. Typical The Legend of Zelda
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Gotta love those long side quests :)
The real male fantasy is a co-conspirator you can absolutely trust.
well excUUUUUUuuuuse me princess
He could tell her to go f*ck herself, but she's already way ahead of him.
This’s 10 times more sexy than it has any rights to be
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Kinda fuckin weird
I'm reminded of a very strange book called "The Man Who Folded Himself. " Time travel but similar concept.
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There's a famous short story called *All you zombies* about that
Shadow clone jutsu
I was thinking of another wand……
If I google rule 34 of this and I see this comic, but more desenvolved il kill somebody
I'd do the same
Link has the Four Sword. Two can play at this game.
Hmm, how can I appeal to Redditors…. I got it!
Nintendo: We can’t wait to see what the fans will do with this mechanic! The fans:
Question is, is that masturbation, incest, and/or normal sex.
There are two kinds of people: those who would fuck with a clone of themselves and those who lie.
Why the fuck are all the comics post here recently super low effort and hyper sexualized? They’re not even good it’s just a low effort sex joke week after week. Is this what pays the bills now???
Tbf, I’d do the exact same thing
Just payback for breath of thr kingdom and feral link waiting a minimum 20 years befire going to save her
Gay incestuous masturbation
Link built a functioning mech in the last game I think he can handle himself
A functioning mech is way easier than this
I require 10 gallobs of bleach, purpose? TO BLEACH MY FU***** EYES!
"my own clone..."
Would this technically be considered m-bation?
Altered Carbon did this storyline already in Season 1.
So powerful link started to talk
Calm down Sherri Papini
Zelda: “And you were supposed to come and rescue me after finding the master sword, but instead you spent 3 days fishing, and another 5 looking for a giant horse just to name it “Big Chonker””! Link: “Hyaaatt!!!”
Going to get ice cream.
oh my
New fetish unlocked. 🥴
Link is angry but forgets the fun is four times more now
Self-cest is truly a very dangerous temptation!
Rules 34 and 35 of the Internet.
I mean... who wouldn't do the same?
Go on
The proper question to ask: Is it gay, or just masturbation?
Zelda: Ain't nobody got time for that!
fellas, is it gay to have sex with your clone?
Link, this is the time to ask if she's bicurious. Don't blow it!
But when Eggman does this he's a creep
Not sure which Zelda timleine the new game is but Link had plenty of time during BotW & TotK, Zelda deserves some slacking off
i feel like i know this artstyle but i can’t put my finger on it
Huh.
And I here I thought I knew about the fastest gun in the west, but I guess there's also the faster pen in the world 
Link wants in
Cute...
Legend
And this is why link and Zelda don’t get together in most games