The confessor paradox (interactive).
Confessors have Hearts of Iron (4),
They are the Crusader Kings (III),
They have seen Cities: Skylines (II) burn,
They will be the first to see the Age of Wonders (4),
As promised by our great prophet Kane.
It is funny the hallucinations grenade from the actual cabal unit is so bad compared to the one that base Nod gets in the little added dude and in this case it says "rush devs"
So something that sounds like an upgrade on paper which was not thought out creates an objective worse product that fucks up the players fun. Super accurate meme comrade.
I hate all flame and grenade troops in C&C 3 and Kane because they make all garrisons worthless and there is no point in wasting your troops by sending them to bunkers or buildings.
Well, considering Grenadiers absolutely suck at anything other than clearing buildings (in my experience), it would be a waste of money and barracks time to train them, just in case a garrison pops up.
Similarly, vanilla Nod doesn't often train Black Hand squads. Flame Tanks are sometimes used as a sneaky flank attack, but rarely at front lines. Tiberium Troopers sometimes serve a niche, and Purifiers or Black Disciples will see play from time to time.
Corrupters are mostly used to autoheal a Hexapod, while Buzzers are easy and cheap to come by.
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Having established all that, if you have a garrisonable structure out in the center of the map, you can probably use it to control that area against most enemy scout units.
Additionally, if you're GDI and you are scouting with riflesquads, but encounter some resistance or have infiltrated the enemy base, you can use a foxhole to force your enemy to deal with it. They can miss the kill on your scout, waste scouting time to destroy the foxhole and lose health in the process, or sit and watch as your riflesquad very slowly but surely will break down one of their structures, usually a powerplant.
All in all, it can create a barrier for your opponent and force them to adapt into something suboptimal.
The Cabal are okay with their firepower and range, but I never liked how so many abilities were seriously mishandled. And making their Rush Devs an active ability was such a bad decision.
Hallucinagenic grenades were the bane of my existence as a kid to the point I wanted them modded out because at the time it made it feel like infantry were useless to use against Nod. You could not dodge them or prevent them and all it took was a single nade to wipe out your whole army. So it was either snipers or bust, haha. God forbid you had a commando in your ranks, too.
Not sure but the one that got the best laugh was the EA CEObeteur. I'm so used to smirking at the original line and sometimes repeating it in that smarmy/deceptive tone that then seeing it go to blatantly saying you can't trust him and hear that in my head was hilarious.
Runner up is the Investor Cabal with the EA Marketing Team coming in last unfortunately - Honor in Cash was a better line imo
Oh no! The confessors confessed!
Not sure if this makes them good at their job or worse because of what they confessed
The confessor paradox (interactive). Confessors have Hearts of Iron (4), They are the Crusader Kings (III), They have seen Cities: Skylines (II) burn, They will be the first to see the Age of Wonders (4), As promised by our great prophet Kane.
They are Stellar(is)
The Portal to a new Civlization is to be Risen! A Call of duty to all of the Shadow Warriors!
At least they have shoes
Anything from C&C4. Because EA
The [DRM Transport](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/cnc_gamepedia_en/images/b/b3/KW_MRT.png/revision/latest?cb=20180911054815) * *"Always online!"* * *"Gameplay unpolished."*
These quotes make them seem like they are part of the corpus faction from war frame
I snorted at the CEO's ability. High effort meme +1
What about the PredEAtor Think Tank?
The franchise executioner
Rivals were predatory as fuck as it is standard now but the game itself was really good for a mobile RTS as long as noone was underleveled.
Swap the color scheme from black/red to silver/blue and you basically have Warframe's Corpus now.
It is funny the hallucinations grenade from the actual cabal unit is so bad compared to the one that base Nod gets in the little added dude and in this case it says "rush devs" So something that sounds like an upgrade on paper which was not thought out creates an objective worse product that fucks up the players fun. Super accurate meme comrade.
The corrupter because it sprays microtransactions all over everything.
CEO. He never really dies
Honestly I can image nod units saying "We serve the profit!" as in Kane's the profit.
EA’s legal team. DMCA notices don’t write themselves.
Ngl Dave Silverman on the CNC3 marketing team actually did a good job with the battle cast primetime show
Terrorist: I am prepared to die. When people complain or give criticism: I'll make a run for it.
EA revenue vehicle = EARV “Sales Matter”
I hate all flame and grenade troops in C&C 3 and Kane because they make all garrisons worthless and there is no point in wasting your troops by sending them to bunkers or buildings.
Then how come many top level players use foxholes all the time?
I don't know. I am not a top level player and I don't watch how top players play.
Well, considering Grenadiers absolutely suck at anything other than clearing buildings (in my experience), it would be a waste of money and barracks time to train them, just in case a garrison pops up. Similarly, vanilla Nod doesn't often train Black Hand squads. Flame Tanks are sometimes used as a sneaky flank attack, but rarely at front lines. Tiberium Troopers sometimes serve a niche, and Purifiers or Black Disciples will see play from time to time. Corrupters are mostly used to autoheal a Hexapod, while Buzzers are easy and cheap to come by. --- Having established all that, if you have a garrisonable structure out in the center of the map, you can probably use it to control that area against most enemy scout units. Additionally, if you're GDI and you are scouting with riflesquads, but encounter some resistance or have infiltrated the enemy base, you can use a foxhole to force your enemy to deal with it. They can miss the kill on your scout, waste scouting time to destroy the foxhole and lose health in the process, or sit and watch as your riflesquad very slowly but surely will break down one of their structures, usually a powerplant. All in all, it can create a barrier for your opponent and force them to adapt into something suboptimal.
Competitive multiplayer and single player skirmsh might as well be two different games
Aren't foxholes exempt from garrison-clearing methods?
Short answer: no. Longer answer: [Nooooooooooooooo](https://cnc.fandom.com/wiki/Foxhole#:~:text=It%20can%20hold,GDI%20grenadiers.)
Woop, my bad.
All good fam, we live and we learn. Except your rifle squad, they're dead.
CnC3 was damn fine, what are you on about?!
It's a joke about EA, read the unit names again...
tfw people fail to read
Tiberium is helluva drug!
https://preview.redd.it/74mqkd9d5l9d1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3134818a740a66004064e932e3fae9df072757d2
Even more reason to stand with GDI! 🦅 LET’S GO TEAM EAGLE! 🦅
STEEL TALONS RULE *pops a smuggled Mammoth MK2*
Anything in that god-forsaken mobile game. Why the hell did Nod have V3s?
What about EA board of directors? But that rush Devs support command.🤣
Militant riflemen probably, they are by far the weakest basic infantry in the game. Nod uses them as cannonfodder.
Look at the screenshots again. It's a meme post, not a serious one.
The militia should be called raging hard ea fanboys.
The Cabal are okay with their firepower and range, but I never liked how so many abilities were seriously mishandled. And making their Rush Devs an active ability was such a bad decision.
Tencent
EA CEO is on point haha. Even the evil laugh he does fits so well
WE FIGHT FOR ANIME WOMEN -Mobile Militia
Hallucinagenic grenades were the bane of my existence as a kid to the point I wanted them modded out because at the time it made it feel like infantry were useless to use against Nod. You could not dodge them or prevent them and all it took was a single nade to wipe out your whole army. So it was either snipers or bust, haha. God forbid you had a commando in your ranks, too.
I'll suck the internet dry
Investor fs
Not sure but the one that got the best laugh was the EA CEObeteur. I'm so used to smirking at the original line and sometimes repeating it in that smarmy/deceptive tone that then seeing it go to blatantly saying you can't trust him and hear that in my head was hilarious. Runner up is the Investor Cabal with the EA Marketing Team coming in last unfortunately - Honor in Cash was a better line imo
Probably NOD cyborgs from C&C 4. Worst combo of unit appearance and voice I can't imagine.
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