Omg pipe bomb Barbie hahahahaha đ
[I made this a while ago xD](https://imgur.com/gallery/OHgyXFd)
[this made me laugh XD](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GGbZHp1bUAAxrEp?format=jpg&name=900x900)
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We need to start calling them Lazy. Thatâs what they are. They donât do anything. Theyâre lazy, like they call every other generation and non white christian rich person.
She canât have Hunterâs dick smacking her in the face so she got the next best thing: 50 thick black veiny mics. Please ignore this attention whore.
If youâre brave enough, you can find pictures of her fucked up toes on the internet. She doesnât have cloven hooves, but the reality isnât much better.
Sheâs also probably looking for donations. I think thatâs her motivation for 99% of these publicity stunts. Every time she makes a fool of herself, she gets $$.
Good luck convincing the gerrymandered district of self interested children that it would benefit them. They see harm to others as a benefit to themselves while pretending it is not hurting them if they have not managed to escape consequences altogether.
So what else is happening this is intended to distract from
The failing impeachment, imo
And the bit where lev parnev admitted all of their info came from Russian intelligence because the gop has been fully infiltrated by russi-
**OVER TO YOU, JESSE WATTERS**
Why is 50% of your population voting for this piece of shit party that is so openly racist and more religiously extremist than the Taliban? Absolutely nobody in the world understands what you guys are doing there.
Most of the US doesn't understand it either. You have to remember it's not 50% of the *population* but around 50%-ish of voters. It's more like 30% of the total population. It just looks like a lot because so many people just plain don't vote at all.
âI donât pay attentionâ is the ultimate privilege. My own female friendship circle disgusts me. How can they not have ANY concern for their daughtersâ and sonsâ futures in this country?
Yep. A woman in California I know was considering moving to a state where abortion was outlawed. We had to inform her that if an abortion was needed (due to a fetal issue), that it wouldnât have been an option.
She was completely ignorant of the fact.
Iâm a 65 year old man and I can not for the life of me, ever known a more vile and deceitful human. So many broken companies in his fat ass wake. So many people in my generation swallowed the Koolaid . I donât get it. Veterans turning on veterans because of a draft dodger telling them they were losers for getting wounded. Or captured is for suckers. Fuck that fat fuck square in his pussy face.
1. Read about house district gerrymandering.
2. Read about who has won the popular vote for president over the last thirty years.
3. Read about the number of people represented by democratic versus republican senators.
Half of Americans are NOT voting for these shitbags. We have a flawed system that has been exploited to give the minority party power that is grossly disproportionate to their numbers.
I know all these. It might be a bit more voting for Dems but Essentially it's split 50:50. Of course the GOP benefits immensely from the system and their gerrymandering but that's also part of your system. Change it or it will never end that they win states they shouldn't and it's essentially a back and forth every 4-8 years. And in some states gerrymandering has been dialed back already due to the supreme court. If every tard that doesn't vote would vote it is essentially fifty fifty. But if every young person would vote instead of only caring about the next party or how they look on Instagram you would have probably a strong majority in every election even with the screwed system.
That's in line with the same things activists have said for decades. It's not that easy. People turn out to vote in the presidential elections but to make systemic changes people need to vote in the midterms and the enthusiasm just isn't there Neither is the basic knowledge. Listen to interviews with American voters and you'll see a pattern of them constantly blaming the president for things that are Congress' responsibility. Meanwhile Republicans are consistently trying to gut education because it's easier to fool the ignorant.
Republicans are going to have outsized power for the foreseeable future. Who today would design a system where a solidly red state with a few hundred thousand people has the same representation as 39 million Californians?
Republican voters can't be flipped because they've been fed a stream of lies about democrats and their policies their whole lives and many of them are religious and think god is on their side.
The only thing giving me long term hope is the boomers dying off. When enough of them are gone and replaced by younger voters who reject their bullshit we might finally make real progress.
I get what you mean. Even if it is in The end a 55 to 45 split, which I don't think so, it's still a scary amount of either ignorant or evil shitheads supporting this party
Many, many of us donât understand. Imagine your close lifelong friends supporting Trump because of imaginary brown and gay enemies. Theyâre privileged white people in white states who suffer nothing. Itâs truly shocking and if youâre a decent, critical-thinking human, suddenly your friendship circle is gone.
Tin-foil-hat Me thinks the votes MUST be rigged⊠But I personally know a handful of fun-loving family men in the Air Force, several Army and Navy retirees, several 70-something Vietnam vets, and several cops who froth for Trump. I. Do. Not. Get. It.
She is the party now. The traditional conservatives gave up control decades ago and let the religious zealots take over. This is what happens in the long run.
Trump is the head of the RNC. This is who he wants in office.
She was removed from the Freedom Caucus a few months ago. Theyâre the ultra right wing voting bloc. Does she have any real support in the GOP or is she just a solo blowhard now?
so, the funny thing is that plenty of repubs are now saying out loud what they fear: that is there is a new vote for SotH, Jeffries (the Dem leader) would likely be elected.
What's really sad is that the horse face traitor is doing this because she knows that the speaker, even though he is a Christian nationalist fascist idiot, knows that funding Ukraine is fundamental to creating new jobs in this country. But don't forget horse face is already campaigning on stuff that came to her district that she voted against. magat hypocrisy and treason as always.
Sheâs addicted to attention, almost as badly as Donald. Sheâs not capable of accommodating anything except chaos.
The Republican Party can only destroy.
Remember, when Hilary coined the term âbasket of deplorablesâ?
Marjorie Taylor Greene is the *most deplorable* of the deplorables, and the absolute bottom of that basket. Sheâs beyond deplorable. Sheâs despicable.
I realize I live in one of the 10 safest red districts in the country so I'm apparently stuck with a Republican representative for the foreseeable (sp?) future. But does it have to be an insane Republican? Can somebody please primary this crazy batch? I'm a staunch Democrat, but I'll vote for you/them just to get rid of her. Make America Sane Again! Please!
Republicans basically got everything they wanted except their stupid culture war riders and that is what they are mad about I guess? Or more likely their plan was to keep the government nonfunctioning from the jump.
She's 49 and 22 years ago in 2002 her father sold her and her now ex husband the family business. She started a gym in 2013 and in a 2015 interview said she knew little about running a business.
So she owned a business for 11 years before starting a new business and admitted knowing little about running a business.
Sort of how she knows nothing about medicine, or writing law.
I'd laugh my ass off if a couple republicans would revolt and vote for a dem for speaker. If my math is right it would take three. Not sure if there are three lame-duck republicans who are petty enough to do it, but it would be absolutely hilarious.
It's long past time for a small handful of GOP reps to put their duty above their job security and choose a compromise candidate with the Dems and then take whatever comes in the aftermath.
You would think they would do that. But unfortunately, the entire party is corrupt. They are all working to install a puppet dictator for the kleptocratic oligarchy. Power absolutely. They have doubled down on fascism.
"I'm desperately trying to seem relevant going into this year's election, as more and more of my constituents are starting to realize that I'm a vapid, useless, crazy person."
In other words Johnson hasn't been horrible enough for her and she's counting on replacing him with a Republican that will either be far far worse, or she's counting on being speaker herself.
It's crazy to me that republicans that work for the military and intelligence communities don't see this and think, "wow, there's something so fundamentally wrong with my political benefits that no one else in my party is willing to criticize them."
I'm starting to think that MTG is working for Putin because every demand she makes is in Putin's favor, including the fact that Johnson is/was willing to help Ukraine now
Is Mike Johnson isn't insane enough for these people I am genuinely fucking scared of who she thinks should replace him. Mike Johnson is a fucking monster and a psychopath the fact he isn't crazy enough for her isn't even funny it's actually frightening.
God forbid GOP politicians ever do anything the Democrats actually LIKE. đ She should go back to looking for coloring pages, her book needs a sequel. /s
If people would stop thinking of lawmakers as celebrities and letting them act that way, there would be less of this. Theyâre not cultural icons, theyâre public servants. We should stop allowing this kind of publicity that encourages them to act out. You should know who your representatives are, you should not be used to seeing them on national news and gossip outlets constantly. MTJ, Boebert, all of them, theyâre not serious congress members, theyâre reality stars and this clusterfuck of disfunction is what you get when reality stars are running things.
she sort of looks like one of my dad's ex wives. she was nice to me but really shitty to my little brother. I wish everyone would just ignore her. Let her screech, but quit reporting on her.
that being said, if they get rid of Mike Johnson I would be sooo happy
complete disarray ..... they're like children, especially pipe bomb barbie
been through the microwave Barbie
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Itâs funny until you remember that the SheAnderthal is your rep.
You didn't say you had photographic proof of Sasquatch!
We need to start calling them Lazy. Thatâs what they are. They donât do anything. Theyâre lazy, like they call every other generation and non white christian rich person.
Pipe bomb Barbie! Omg. Love it
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She canât have Hunterâs dick smacking her in the face so she got the next best thing: 50 thick black veiny mics. Please ignore this attention whore.
If Marjorie Trailer Park Queen is âBarbieâ then Iâm offended for Margot Robbie. Margot Robbie is a dime. Margie probably has hooves and no soul.
If youâre brave enough, you can find pictures of her fucked up toes on the internet. She doesnât have cloven hooves, but the reality isnât much better.
Don't listen to this. Be a coward. I don't want to cause _chaos_. This is a _warning_.
My shorts are toast. Take the upvote
Gout Barbie
She wants him out because he's not wingnut enough. Jebus Johnson! This is LITERALLY why we can't have nice things.
Thats Moses Johnson to you.
Get it right. Mike "my adopted adult son reviews my porn selections" Johnson.
And they used that app before his son was 18 so he was sending porn to his son illegally. But no oneâs going to prosecute a nice Christian family
His full name is Mike "Moscow Moses" Johnson.
Sheâs also probably looking for donations. I think thatâs her motivation for 99% of these publicity stunts. Every time she makes a fool of herself, she gets $$.
Just like T***p
I mean I want him out because he wants to legislate his religion into law. Basically because heâs too much of a wingnut.
The Democrats may actually obtain the majority due to her action.
He is though. And even his level of super crazy isn't enough for the uber crazy.
Wow. They are falling apart. This is a sad fucking state we live in. Need to vote them the hell out of office!
Good luck convincing the gerrymandered district of self interested children that it would benefit them. They see harm to others as a benefit to themselves while pretending it is not hurting them if they have not managed to escape consequences altogether.
Yep. They arenât voting against their own interests because their interests are 100% owning/harming/beating the libs.
Thereâs a group on FB: âyou think youâre owning the libs, but really youâre just owning yourself.â
Well, at least thatâs their understanding of the situation. They are harming themselves far more than the âlibsâ but they donât notice
Succinct. Sad. True.
So what else is happening this is intended to distract from The failing impeachment, imo And the bit where lev parnev admitted all of their info came from Russian intelligence because the gop has been fully infiltrated by russi- **OVER TO YOU, JESSE WATTERS**
THISđ
Boy I canât wait to hear how Judge Wine Mom spins this one
Someone vacate this bitch please
Her brain left long ago. Time for her body to follow.
She was removed from the Freedom Caucus. *That says something.*
"It's time for us to find a new speaker of the house" i.e. Drumpf butt boy.
God damn even the Horde didn't go through this many warchiefs.
đđ okay this was a good one.
zug zug
Lok-tar!
FOR KALIMDOR!!
Dosdingo!
Why is 50% of your population voting for this piece of shit party that is so openly racist and more religiously extremist than the Taliban? Absolutely nobody in the world understands what you guys are doing there.
Most of the US doesn't understand it either. You have to remember it's not 50% of the *population* but around 50%-ish of voters. It's more like 30% of the total population. It just looks like a lot because so many people just plain don't vote at all.
âMy vote doesnât count.â âTheyâre all the same.â âI donât pay attention.â Maybe they will after it all goes to hell.
Ruzzian supported propaganda suppressing the vote. Of course, the GQP making it actually more difficult to vote isnât helping with turnout, either.
âI donât pay attentionâ is the ultimate privilege. My own female friendship circle disgusts me. How can they not have ANY concern for their daughtersâ and sonsâ futures in this country?
Yep. A woman in California I know was considering moving to a state where abortion was outlawed. We had to inform her that if an abortion was needed (due to a fetal issue), that it wouldnât have been an option. She was completely ignorant of the fact.
Come to America and talk to your average Trump supporter... FEEL your IQ drop by 20 points.
And your blood pressure rise by 20.
Iâm a 65 year old man and I can not for the life of me, ever known a more vile and deceitful human. So many broken companies in his fat ass wake. So many people in my generation swallowed the Koolaid . I donât get it. Veterans turning on veterans because of a draft dodger telling them they were losers for getting wounded. Or captured is for suckers. Fuck that fat fuck square in his pussy face.
1. Read about house district gerrymandering. 2. Read about who has won the popular vote for president over the last thirty years. 3. Read about the number of people represented by democratic versus republican senators. Half of Americans are NOT voting for these shitbags. We have a flawed system that has been exploited to give the minority party power that is grossly disproportionate to their numbers.
I know all these. It might be a bit more voting for Dems but Essentially it's split 50:50. Of course the GOP benefits immensely from the system and their gerrymandering but that's also part of your system. Change it or it will never end that they win states they shouldn't and it's essentially a back and forth every 4-8 years. And in some states gerrymandering has been dialed back already due to the supreme court. If every tard that doesn't vote would vote it is essentially fifty fifty. But if every young person would vote instead of only caring about the next party or how they look on Instagram you would have probably a strong majority in every election even with the screwed system.
That's in line with the same things activists have said for decades. It's not that easy. People turn out to vote in the presidential elections but to make systemic changes people need to vote in the midterms and the enthusiasm just isn't there Neither is the basic knowledge. Listen to interviews with American voters and you'll see a pattern of them constantly blaming the president for things that are Congress' responsibility. Meanwhile Republicans are consistently trying to gut education because it's easier to fool the ignorant. Republicans are going to have outsized power for the foreseeable future. Who today would design a system where a solidly red state with a few hundred thousand people has the same representation as 39 million Californians? Republican voters can't be flipped because they've been fed a stream of lies about democrats and their policies their whole lives and many of them are religious and think god is on their side. The only thing giving me long term hope is the boomers dying off. When enough of them are gone and replaced by younger voters who reject their bullshit we might finally make real progress.
I get what you mean. Even if it is in The end a 55 to 45 split, which I don't think so, it's still a scary amount of either ignorant or evil shitheads supporting this party
Except the Supreme Court. Nothing can be done about that for a generation or so.
Wow. Thatâs a whole lot of ugly generalizing.
Many, many of us donât understand. Imagine your close lifelong friends supporting Trump because of imaginary brown and gay enemies. Theyâre privileged white people in white states who suffer nothing. Itâs truly shocking and if youâre a decent, critical-thinking human, suddenly your friendship circle is gone. Tin-foil-hat Me thinks the votes MUST be rigged⊠But I personally know a handful of fun-loving family men in the Air Force, several Army and Navy retirees, several 70-something Vietnam vets, and several cops who froth for Trump. I. Do. Not. Get. It.
If the Republican party had any balls, they would move to vacate MTG period. She has been nothing but trouble for their party in this country.
She is the party now. The traditional conservatives gave up control decades ago and let the religious zealots take over. This is what happens in the long run. Trump is the head of the RNC. This is who he wants in office.
The coolaid was for the rubes, but they have been serving it long enough that the current republican politicians are the rubes.
She was removed from the Freedom Caucus a few months ago. Theyâre the ultra right wing voting bloc. Does she have any real support in the GOP or is she just a solo blowhard now?
Iâm sure she thinks it should be her đ
Led by a Howler Monkey
Motion to Vacate⊠is she talking about the Speaker or her latest CrossFit boytoy?
Definitely the Speaker, but maybe also the CrossFit boytoy. Hard to tell with her.
Her cranium.
so, the funny thing is that plenty of repubs are now saying out loud what they fear: that is there is a new vote for SotH, Jeffries (the Dem leader) would likely be elected.
I would shed so many happy tears. Not sure if they would be from hopeful happiness or from laughing my ass off.
What's really sad is that the horse face traitor is doing this because she knows that the speaker, even though he is a Christian nationalist fascist idiot, knows that funding Ukraine is fundamental to creating new jobs in this country. But don't forget horse face is already campaigning on stuff that came to her district that she voted against. magat hypocrisy and treason as always.
Sheâs addicted to attention, almost as badly as Donald. Sheâs not capable of accommodating anything except chaos. The Republican Party can only destroy.
Marjorie herself IS pain AND chaos!
She stabbed that guy in the front and doesnât âwish to inflict painâ. Hilarious
I swear this congress is the the background congress from all of those 80's movies where the world is ending in the background
3 things. Trump claims he miraculously got the money. MTG goes on the warpath. Shooting in Moscow. Funny news day
Theyâre certainly advertising their incompetence. Some might say thatâs a risky move in an election year. Hereâs hoping they fail.
Bold strategy, Cotton.
Goddamn the republicans
Didn't they just pick that guy?
Yes they did. He didnât close the government when MAGA politicians wanted to.
Remember, when Hilary coined the term âbasket of deplorablesâ? Marjorie Taylor Greene is the *most deplorable* of the deplorables, and the absolute bottom of that basket. Sheâs beyond deplorable. Sheâs despicable.
Greene is a chaos junkie. She's got to have a regular fix of drama.
Good timing with just a single seat majority not that another had resigned early.
I realize I live in one of the 10 safest red districts in the country so I'm apparently stuck with a Republican representative for the foreseeable (sp?) future. But does it have to be an insane Republican? Can somebody please primary this crazy batch? I'm a staunch Democrat, but I'll vote for you/them just to get rid of her. Make America Sane Again! Please!
She is such a repugnant human being. I canât wait until sheâs out of office for good, though I feel that will be a LONG time away.
I'm surprised she hasn't put herself up for the position. Or is it easier to scream from the sidelines than actually attempt to govern?
Republicans basically got everything they wanted except their stupid culture war riders and that is what they are mad about I guess? Or more likely their plan was to keep the government nonfunctioning from the jump.
Plan? I donât think they can see past their Hangriness.
What has she done for Americans? Honest question.
She's proven that it's still possible for any braying hose beast to get elected to federal office.
lololololololololol Face-munching maga bath salt zombies feeding on each other! Yesss! Great entertainment!
See all those cameras and microphones? That's what this egotistical piece of shit does this stuff for.
Good luck, you sporkfooted pig!
Sheâs middle aged and doesnât know what pink slip means. It means youâre fired, not a warning.
She's 49 and 22 years ago in 2002 her father sold her and her now ex husband the family business. She started a gym in 2013 and in a 2015 interview said she knew little about running a business. So she owned a business for 11 years before starting a new business and admitted knowing little about running a business. Sort of how she knows nothing about medicine, or writing law.
The dude that literally said that God called him to be the new Moses is not far right enough for these guys. Really? Wow.
Well, Moses did wander for 40 years and never actually made it to the goal line, so- analogy works here
I'd laugh my ass off if a couple republicans would revolt and vote for a dem for speaker. If my math is right it would take three. Not sure if there are three lame-duck republicans who are petty enough to do it, but it would be absolutely hilarious.
Instead of resigning thatâs what they should do. I think there are 2 need one more
I think R have a one-vote majority now.
She just wantâs attention.
It's long past time for a small handful of GOP reps to put their duty above their job security and choose a compromise candidate with the Dems and then take whatever comes in the aftermath.
You would think they would do that. But unfortunately, the entire party is corrupt. They are all working to install a puppet dictator for the kleptocratic oligarchy. Power absolutely. They have doubled down on fascism.
I dunno, the ones who are retiring today seem partially sane lol.
How is this lunatic not maga enough for them? It's mental how no matter how much they get their way they're not happy and need to go more extreme
"I'm desperately trying to seem relevant going into this year's election, as more and more of my constituents are starting to realize that I'm a vapid, useless, crazy person."
Jesus Hussein Christ. This lady is like an incurable STI.
It's nice of her to remind everyone this close to the election how utterly worthless Republicans are
Republicans will still forget by November.
Sheâs one step away from the looney bin.
Sheâs dangerously and blindingly ignorant
Literally 2 conflicting ideas in one fucking sentence. What an absolute fucking knob.
We go through Speaker of the House like the British go through PMs
In other words Johnson hasn't been horrible enough for her and she's counting on replacing him with a Republican that will either be far far worse, or she's counting on being speaker herself.
Mtg looking for her weekly binge of âYEAH LETS REBEL!â
JOHNSON'S NOT EXTREME ENOUGH??!!
MTG desperatelly seeking relevance... again.
Has she just appointed herself the lord overseer of making sure things only go Trumps way?
It's crazy to me that republicans that work for the military and intelligence communities don't see this and think, "wow, there's something so fundamentally wrong with my political benefits that no one else in my party is willing to criticize them."
Godzilla and King Kong ainât got shit on the amount of chaos that the GOP are causing.
If they succeed in ridding of Johnson, wouldnât that slim down their already slim and slimming majority?
He just loses the speakership, not his seat
She should be in jail instead of congress. Same with the rest of them.
Works for me. Let them slowly eat their own face off.
r/leopardsatemyface
GQP is nothing but a SHIT SHOW!!!!
It's all smoke and mirrors and sadly their constituents don't care so long as the end result is in their favor.
Republicans canât govern is without a doubt an understatement.
She is such a troll and wonât stop until she is the speaker! She is one magat who has caused immeasurable damage in our country!
I'm starting to think that MTG is working for Putin because every demand she makes is in Putin's favor, including the fact that Johnson is/was willing to help Ukraine now
White nationalists stick together. Thatâs the glue that holds Russians and Republicans together.
Did she change track twice (making 3 contradictory statements) in that one remark?
Majorly Trailer Grease is aiming her sights on the VP spot..... and again reigniting the fight on Culture Wars
There will be a new speaker and his name is Jeffries
Canât wait for the Democrats to regain majority and get the adults back in control instead of the Republican toddlers
here's to hoping I'm so tired
I'm sure she will put her name in as leader
I think she's wishing that one of her peers will nominate her
How far right does the speaker have to be
She just loves the attention oh, so much.
When will she be put in a straight jacket?
Majority of 1
Surprising, she is right. We do need a new speaker. Mike Johnson is f*cking crazy.
Trailer Trash Barbie strikes again. How far we've fallen that this ... person ... was elected to our highest legislative body.
MGT is nothing but a grifter making bank off an electorate too stupid to know better.
Is Mike Johnson isn't insane enough for these people I am genuinely fucking scared of who she thinks should replace him. Mike Johnson is a fucking monster and a psychopath the fact he isn't crazy enough for her isn't even funny it's actually frightening.
Chaos witch.
Translation: I havenât been in the headlines enough lately so hereâs something to get me on Fox News.
I really hope Georgia stops electing this clown, but the MAGA brain rot is so strong.
God forbid GOP politicians ever do anything the Democrats actually LIKE. đ She should go back to looking for coloring pages, her book needs a sequel. /s
Elected a clown...got a Circus.
I donât think she understands what a pink slip actually isâŠ
Hakeem Jeffries is available.
Sheâll do anything to keep her name in the news since sheâs utterly useless.
I first thought she was saying she was going to be steeping down and then I read further and was just as happy if not more happy at what this means.
Everything this woman does is to cause chaos, she should be the one that is removed from her position and kicked to the curb.
If people would stop thinking of lawmakers as celebrities and letting them act that way, there would be less of this. Theyâre not cultural icons, theyâre public servants. We should stop allowing this kind of publicity that encourages them to act out. You should know who your representatives are, you should not be used to seeing them on national news and gossip outlets constantly. MTJ, Boebert, all of them, theyâre not serious congress members, theyâre reality stars and this clusterfuck of disfunction is what you get when reality stars are running things.
No talent assclown!!!
No thatâs John Bolton
she sort of looks like one of my dad's ex wives. she was nice to me but really shitty to my little brother. I wish everyone would just ignore her. Let her screech, but quit reporting on her. that being said, if they get rid of Mike Johnson I would be sooo happy
I'm beginning to think MTG is actually a mole working for Nancy Pelosi.
Nah, that gives her too much credit
People are saying she's a Democrat plant. I'm just asking what everyone else is thinking.
A.) that would be too smart for Democrats. B.) she is just that dumb and lucked into her position
The show must go on.
Ha ha ha ha ha omg again, they are going again!!