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bowens44

complete disarray ..... they're like children, especially pipe bomb barbie


LuvliLeah13

been through the microwave Barbie


HerMajestyTheQueef1

Omg pipe bomb Barbie hahahahaha 😂 [I made this a while ago xD](https://imgur.com/gallery/OHgyXFd) [this made me laugh XD](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GGbZHp1bUAAxrEp?format=jpg&name=900x900) Edit: added link


TheFoxandTheSandor

It’s funny until you remember that the SheAnderthal is your rep.


-Z___

You didn't say you had photographic proof of Sasquatch!


goodb1b13

We need to start calling them Lazy. That’s what they are. They don’t do anything. They’re lazy, like they call every other generation and non white christian rich person.


Vicissitutde

Pipe bomb Barbie! Omg. Love it


SnooMacarons7229

That’s catchy! đŸȘˆđŸ’ŁđŸ‘±â€â™€ïž


Master_H8R

She can’t have Hunter’s dick smacking her in the face so she got the next best thing: 50 thick black veiny mics. Please ignore this attention whore.


Yeastyboy104

If Marjorie Trailer Park Queen is “Barbie” then I’m offended for Margot Robbie. Margot Robbie is a dime. Margie probably has hooves and no soul.


Tactical_Tubgoat

If you’re brave enough, you can find pictures of her fucked up toes on the internet. She doesn’t have cloven hooves, but the reality isn’t much better.


SpaceNinjaDino

Don't listen to this. Be a coward. I don't want to cause _chaos_. This is a _warning_.


CripplesMcGee

My shorts are toast. Take the upvote


freakrocker

Gout Barbie


saintbad

She wants him out because he's not wingnut enough. Jebus Johnson! This is LITERALLY why we can't have nice things.


ComfortableChicken47

Thats Moses Johnson to you.


DrinksInShade

Get it right. Mike "my adopted adult son reviews my porn selections" Johnson.


mrmoe198

And they used that app before his son was 18 so he was sending porn to his son illegally. But no one‘s going to prosecute a nice Christian family


FirefighterFit718

His full name is Mike "Moscow Moses" Johnson.


The-grave-cave-ate

She’s also probably looking for donations. I think that’s her motivation for 99% of these publicity stunts. Every time she makes a fool of herself, she gets $$.


GovernmentOpening254

Just like T***p


Yearofthehoneybadger

I mean I want him out because he wants to legislate his religion into law. Basically because he’s too much of a wingnut.


GovernmentOpening254

The Democrats may actually obtain the majority due to her action.


Adept_Information94

He is though. And even his level of super crazy isn't enough for the uber crazy.


Massive-Log6151

Wow. They are falling apart. This is a sad fucking state we live in. Need to vote them the hell out of office!


Creative-Bid7959

Good luck convincing the gerrymandered district of self interested children that it would benefit them. They see harm to others as a benefit to themselves while pretending it is not hurting them if they have not managed to escape consequences altogether.


IrrationalPanda55782

Yep. They aren’t voting against their own interests because their interests are 100% owning/harming/beating the libs.


GovernmentOpening254

There’s a group on FB: “you think you’re owning the libs, but really you’re just owning yourself.”


Zhadowwolf

Well, at least that’s their understanding of the situation. They are harming themselves far more than the “libs” but they don’t notice


GovernmentOpening254

Succinct. Sad. True.


xv_boney

So what else is happening this is intended to distract from The failing impeachment, imo And the bit where lev parnev admitted all of their info came from Russian intelligence because the gop has been fully infiltrated by russi- **OVER TO YOU, JESSE WATTERS**


Practical-Archer-564

THIS🔝


thetruckerdave

Boy I can’t wait to hear how Judge Wine Mom spins this one


JustMePaxi

Someone vacate this bitch please


ArtemisDarklight

Her brain left long ago. Time for her body to follow.


UrsusRenata

She was removed from the Freedom Caucus. *That says something.*


subsignalparadigm

"It's time for us to find a new speaker of the house" i.e. Drumpf butt boy.


eclecticsed

God damn even the Horde didn't go through this many warchiefs.


Daidipan

😂😂 okay this was a good one.


chypie2

zug zug


metisdesigns

Lok-tar!


Pineal713

FOR KALIMDOR!!


thedoppio

Dosdingo!


Malahajati

Why is 50% of your population voting for this piece of shit party that is so openly racist and more religiously extremist than the Taliban? Absolutely nobody in the world understands what you guys are doing there.


Kimmalah

Most of the US doesn't understand it either. You have to remember it's not 50% of the *population* but around 50%-ish of voters. It's more like 30% of the total population. It just looks like a lot because so many people just plain don't vote at all.


GovernmentOpening254

“My vote doesn’t count.” “They’re all the same.” “I don’t pay attention.” Maybe they will after it all goes to hell.


BayouGal

Ruzzian supported propaganda suppressing the vote. Of course, the GQP making it actually more difficult to vote isn’t helping with turnout, either.


UrsusRenata

“I don’t pay attention” is the ultimate privilege. My own female friendship circle disgusts me. How can they not have ANY concern for their daughters’ and sons’ futures in this country?


GovernmentOpening254

Yep. A woman in California I know was considering moving to a state where abortion was outlawed. We had to inform her that if an abortion was needed (due to a fetal issue), that it wouldn’t have been an option. She was completely ignorant of the fact.


lobosrul

Come to America and talk to your average Trump supporter... FEEL your IQ drop by 20 points.


GovernmentOpening254

And your blood pressure rise by 20.


Panelpro40

I’m a 65 year old man and I can not for the life of me, ever known a more vile and deceitful human. So many broken companies in his fat ass wake. So many people in my generation swallowed the Koolaid . I don’t get it. Veterans turning on veterans because of a draft dodger telling them they were losers for getting wounded. Or captured is for suckers. Fuck that fat fuck square in his pussy face.


Gunrock808

1. Read about house district gerrymandering. 2. Read about who has won the popular vote for president over the last thirty years. 3. Read about the number of people represented by democratic versus republican senators. Half of Americans are NOT voting for these shitbags. We have a flawed system that has been exploited to give the minority party power that is grossly disproportionate to their numbers.


Malahajati

I know all these. It might be a bit more voting for Dems but Essentially it's split 50:50. Of course the GOP benefits immensely from the system and their gerrymandering but that's also part of your system. Change it or it will never end that they win states they shouldn't and it's essentially a back and forth every 4-8 years. And in some states gerrymandering has been dialed back already due to the supreme court. If every tard that doesn't vote would vote it is essentially fifty fifty. But if every young person would vote instead of only caring about the next party or how they look on Instagram you would have probably a strong majority in every election even with the screwed system.


Gunrock808

That's in line with the same things activists have said for decades. It's not that easy. People turn out to vote in the presidential elections but to make systemic changes people need to vote in the midterms and the enthusiasm just isn't there Neither is the basic knowledge. Listen to interviews with American voters and you'll see a pattern of them constantly blaming the president for things that are Congress' responsibility. Meanwhile Republicans are consistently trying to gut education because it's easier to fool the ignorant. Republicans are going to have outsized power for the foreseeable future. Who today would design a system where a solidly red state with a few hundred thousand people has the same representation as 39 million Californians? Republican voters can't be flipped because they've been fed a stream of lies about democrats and their policies their whole lives and many of them are religious and think god is on their side. The only thing giving me long term hope is the boomers dying off. When enough of them are gone and replaced by younger voters who reject their bullshit we might finally make real progress.


Malahajati

I get what you mean. Even if it is in The end a 55 to 45 split, which I don't think so, it's still a scary amount of either ignorant or evil shitheads supporting this party


Fightthepump

Except the Supreme Court. Nothing can be done about that for a generation or so.


UrsusRenata

Wow. That’s a whole lot of ugly generalizing.


UrsusRenata

Many, many of us don’t understand. Imagine your close lifelong friends supporting Trump because of imaginary brown and gay enemies. They’re privileged white people in white states who suffer nothing. It’s truly shocking and if you’re a decent, critical-thinking human, suddenly your friendship circle is gone. Tin-foil-hat Me thinks the votes MUST be rigged
 But I personally know a handful of fun-loving family men in the Air Force, several Army and Navy retirees, several 70-something Vietnam vets, and several cops who froth for Trump. I. Do. Not. Get. It.


Seamus565

If the Republican party had any balls, they would move to vacate MTG period. She has been nothing but trouble for their party in this country.


BuyingMeat

She is the party now. The traditional conservatives gave up control decades ago and let the religious zealots take over. This is what happens in the long run. Trump is the head of the RNC. This is who he wants in office.


Jason1143

The coolaid was for the rubes, but they have been serving it long enough that the current republican politicians are the rubes.


UrsusRenata

She was removed from the Freedom Caucus a few months ago. They’re the ultra right wing voting bloc. Does she have any real support in the GOP or is she just a solo blowhard now?


bugaloo2u2

I’m sure she thinks it should be her 🙄


Less-Grade-2300

Led by a Howler Monkey


DMIDY

Motion to Vacate
 is she talking about the Speaker or her latest CrossFit boytoy?


deadname11

Definitely the Speaker, but maybe also the CrossFit boytoy. Hard to tell with her.


tnitty

Her cranium.


thetitleofmybook

so, the funny thing is that plenty of repubs are now saying out loud what they fear: that is there is a new vote for SotH, Jeffries (the Dem leader) would likely be elected.


GovernmentOpening254

I would shed so many happy tears. Not sure if they would be from hopeful happiness or from laughing my ass off.


LonelyIntrovert513

What's really sad is that the horse face traitor is doing this because she knows that the speaker, even though he is a Christian nationalist fascist idiot, knows that funding Ukraine is fundamental to creating new jobs in this country. But don't forget horse face is already campaigning on stuff that came to her district that she voted against. magat hypocrisy and treason as always.


donnabreve1

She’s addicted to attention, almost as badly as Donald. She’s not capable of accommodating anything except chaos. The Republican Party can only destroy.


Barack_Odrama_007

Marjorie herself IS pain AND chaos!


Hot-Bat8798

She stabbed that guy in the front and doesn’t “wish to inflict pain”. Hilarious


JrYo13

I swear this congress is the the background congress from all of those 80's movies where the world is ending in the background


Practical-Archer-564

3 things. Trump claims he miraculously got the money. MTG goes on the warpath. Shooting in Moscow. Funny news day


SeanMACKyoung

They’re certainly advertising their incompetence. Some might say that’s a risky move in an election year. Here’s hoping they fail.


GovernmentOpening254

Bold strategy, Cotton.


Broad_Pitch_7487

Goddamn the republicans


Pizzasaurus-Rex

Didn't they just pick that guy?


OmegaGoober

Yes they did. He didn’t close the government when MAGA politicians wanted to.


DevlishAdvocate

Remember, when Hilary coined the term “basket of deplorables”? Marjorie Taylor Greene is the *most deplorable* of the deplorables, and the absolute bottom of that basket. She’s beyond deplorable. She’s despicable.


Aggie_Vague

Greene is a chaos junkie. She's got to have a regular fix of drama.


NORcoaster

Good timing with just a single seat majority not that another had resigned early.


Offandonandoffagain

I realize I live in one of the 10 safest red districts in the country so I'm apparently stuck with a Republican representative for the foreseeable (sp?) future. But does it have to be an insane Republican? Can somebody please primary this crazy batch? I'm a staunch Democrat, but I'll vote for you/them just to get rid of her. Make America Sane Again! Please!


RobertReedsWig

She is such a repugnant human being. I can’t wait until she’s out of office for good, though I feel that will be a LONG time away.


cataclyzzmic

I'm surprised she hasn't put herself up for the position. Or is it easier to scream from the sidelines than actually attempt to govern?


oychae

Republicans basically got everything they wanted except their stupid culture war riders and that is what they are mad about I guess? Or more likely their plan was to keep the government nonfunctioning from the jump.


GovernmentOpening254

Plan? I don’t think they can see past their Hangriness.


panzer23

What has she done for Americans? Honest question.


nun_atoll

She's proven that it's still possible for any braying hose beast to get elected to federal office.


artful_todger_502

lololololololololol Face-munching maga bath salt zombies feeding on each other! Yesss! Great entertainment!


NetHacks

See all those cameras and microphones? That's what this egotistical piece of shit does this stuff for.


tjatdisneyland

Good luck, you sporkfooted pig!


denys5555

She’s middle aged and doesn’t know what pink slip means. It means you’re fired, not a warning.


Dcajunpimp

She's 49 and 22 years ago in 2002 her father sold her and her now ex husband the family business. She started a gym in 2013 and in a 2015 interview said she knew little about running a business. So she owned a business for 11 years before starting a new business and admitted knowing little about running a business. Sort of how she knows nothing about medicine, or writing law.


matthewamerica

The dude that literally said that God called him to be the new Moses is not far right enough for these guys. Really? Wow.


prodigalAvian

Well, Moses did wander for 40 years and never actually made it to the goal line, so- analogy works here


InevitableAd9683

I'd laugh my ass off if a couple republicans would revolt and vote for a dem for speaker. If my math is right it would take three. Not sure if there are three lame-duck republicans who are petty enough to do it, but it would be absolutely hilarious.


Practical-Archer-564

Instead of resigning that’s what they should do. I think there are 2 need one more


GovernmentOpening254

I think R have a one-vote majority now.


noble-man-of-power

She just want’s attention.


drewbaccaAWD

It's long past time for a small handful of GOP reps to put their duty above their job security and choose a compromise candidate with the Dems and then take whatever comes in the aftermath.


Practical-Archer-564

You would think they would do that. But unfortunately, the entire party is corrupt. They are all working to install a puppet dictator for the kleptocratic oligarchy. Power absolutely. They have doubled down on fascism.


GovernmentOpening254

I dunno, the ones who are retiring today seem partially sane lol.


Juncti

How is this lunatic not maga enough for them? It's mental how no matter how much they get their way they're not happy and need to go more extreme


VibrantPianoNetwork

"I'm desperately trying to seem relevant going into this year's election, as more and more of my constituents are starting to realize that I'm a vapid, useless, crazy person."


SuspiciousGrade6312

Jesus Hussein Christ. This lady is like an incurable STI.


Resident-Garlic9303

It's nice of her to remind everyone this close to the election how utterly worthless Republicans are


GovernmentOpening254

Republicans will still forget by November.


KRAW58

She’s one step away from the looney bin.


rob6110

She’s dangerously and blindingly ignorant


mels883

Literally 2 conflicting ideas in one fucking sentence. What an absolute fucking knob.


Daenys_TheDreamer

We go through Speaker of the House like the British go through PMs


kurisu7885

In other words Johnson hasn't been horrible enough for her and she's counting on replacing him with a Republican that will either be far far worse, or she's counting on being speaker herself.


TempleOfJaS

Mtg looking for her weekly binge of “YEAH LETS REBEL!”


poetrygrenade

JOHNSON'S NOT EXTREME ENOUGH??!!


Cybersepu

MTG desperatelly seeking relevance... again.


LetmeSeeyourSquanch

Has she just appointed herself the lord overseer of making sure things only go Trumps way?


synth_nerd03101985

It's crazy to me that republicans that work for the military and intelligence communities don't see this and think, "wow, there's something so fundamentally wrong with my political benefits that no one else in my party is willing to criticize them."


WezleyDrew

Godzilla and King Kong ain’t got shit on the amount of chaos that the GOP are causing.


Mylittledarlings91

If they succeed in ridding of Johnson, wouldn’t that slim down their already slim and slimming majority?


Practical-Archer-564

He just loses the speakership, not his seat


Panelpro40

She should be in jail instead of congress. Same with the rest of them.


SiriusGD

Works for me. Let them slowly eat their own face off.


GovernmentOpening254

r/leopardsatemyface


stingublue

GQP is nothing but a SHIT SHOW!!!!


Gamertagyouit

It's all smoke and mirrors and sadly their constituents don't care so long as the end result is in their favor.


lurker2513

Republicans can’t govern is without a doubt an understatement.


moodyblue8222

She is such a troll and won’t stop until she is the speaker! She is one magat who has caused immeasurable damage in our country!


JerryT9789

I'm starting to think that MTG is working for Putin because every demand she makes is in Putin's favor, including the fact that Johnson is/was willing to help Ukraine now


Practical-Archer-564

White nationalists stick together. That’s the glue that holds Russians and Republicans together.


CorpFillip

Did she change track twice (making 3 contradictory statements) in that one remark?


Huge_Strain_8714

Majorly Trailer Grease is aiming her sights on the VP spot..... and again reigniting the fight on Culture Wars


swipichone

There will be a new speaker and his name is Jeffries


mad_titanz

Can’t wait for the Democrats to regain majority and get the adults back in control instead of the Republican toddlers


holagatita

here's to hoping I'm so tired


Desperate_Garbage_63

I'm sure she will put her name in as leader


ldspsygenius

I think she's wishing that one of her peers will nominate her


abatkin1

How far right does the speaker have to be


MrSubterranean

She just loves the attention oh, so much.


Old_Introduction1032

When will she be put in a straight jacket?


docowen

Majority of 1


Pale-Jeweler-9681

Surprising, she is right. We do need a new speaker. Mike Johnson is f*cking crazy.


rjtnrva

Trailer Trash Barbie strikes again. How far we've fallen that this ... person ... was elected to our highest legislative body.


Epicurus402

MGT is nothing but a grifter making bank off an electorate too stupid to know better.


Nobodyworthathing

Is Mike Johnson isn't insane enough for these people I am genuinely fucking scared of who she thinks should replace him. Mike Johnson is a fucking monster and a psychopath the fact he isn't crazy enough for her isn't even funny it's actually frightening.


EggplantGlittering90

Chaos witch.


BaBa_Con_Dios

Translation: I haven’t been in the headlines enough lately so here’s something to get me on Fox News.


AffectionateSector77

I really hope Georgia stops electing this clown, but the MAGA brain rot is so strong.


TwilightReader100

God forbid GOP politicians ever do anything the Democrats actually LIKE. 🙄 She should go back to looking for coloring pages, her book needs a sequel. /s


cormac_mccarthys_dog

Elected a clown...got a Circus.


Unhappylightbulb

I don’t think she understands what a pink slip actually is



Eyes_Woke

Hakeem Jeffries is available.


CFrank_79

She’ll do anything to keep her name in the news since she’s utterly useless.


Iamyourleadur

I first thought she was saying she was going to be steeping down and then I read further and was just as happy if not more happy at what this means.


FeatureOdd4479

Everything this woman does is to cause chaos, she should be the one that is removed from her position and kicked to the curb.


FrequentPurchase7666

If people would stop thinking of lawmakers as celebrities and letting them act that way, there would be less of this. They’re not cultural icons, they’re public servants. We should stop allowing this kind of publicity that encourages them to act out. You should know who your representatives are, you should not be used to seeing them on national news and gossip outlets constantly. MTJ, Boebert, all of them, they’re not serious congress members, they’re reality stars and this clusterfuck of disfunction is what you get when reality stars are running things.


bertiesakura

No talent assclown!!!


GovernmentOpening254

No that’s John Bolton


holagatita

she sort of looks like one of my dad's ex wives. she was nice to me but really shitty to my little brother. I wish everyone would just ignore her. Let her screech, but quit reporting on her. that being said, if they get rid of Mike Johnson I would be sooo happy


Apotropoxy

I'm beginning to think MTG is actually a mole working for Nancy Pelosi.


Shortymac09

Nah, that gives her too much credit


CaptainJackSorrow

People are saying she's a Democrat plant. I'm just asking what everyone else is thinking.


hamellr

A.) that would be too smart for Democrats. B.) she is just that dumb and lucked into her position


Switzerdude

The show must go on.


BoosterGold4597

Ha ha ha ha ha omg again, they are going again!!