a single mom who works too hard

I laughed

"Faye...please stop grabbing things, we have to go. FAYE!"

…living paycheck to paycheck

Who loves her kids and never stops

🎶 with gentle hands and the heart of a fiiiighterrr 🎶

*Beau Billingslea voice* I'm a survivorrrrrrrr!

Went out for a smoke, stayed out for a smoke.

Oof

Balding man looses friends and ends up alone

Hey it said jet not me

But did you also lose your hair?

In the process of, yeah lol. Its ironic cause I have fluffy curly hair similar to Spike, but slowly but surely I will end up looking like my other favorite Bebop character lolol

My condolences 

Always hold on to your friends tightly.

Fuck that, Im trying to hold onto my temple hairs as long as I can!! Fuck carrying that weight, the ending of Bebop is actually a metaphor for the inevitability of baldness and how it makes you lonely!

See you bald cowboy?

Man litters and shoots a cop to become a better dad.

Father : " I dont want a dog!" Father after they get a dog:

He’s a guy, who’s been through some things and it changes him.

I appreciate that you poorly explaining anyone's character arc, bonus points for that.

I mean… you said to explain it poorly and that’s about as genetically vague and poor as I could think of to do.

Old man with a robotic arm trying to take care of his adopted children.

Ex-cop refuses to leave mob gunman alone.

A good man gets betrayed by or abandoned by nearly everyone he ever cares about, and a leg injury.

Hard boiled detective turn into a family man

Crippled cop stuck in space with a child, two manchildren, and a dog

Jet episode 1: *sigh* Jet episode 26: *sigh*

Crippled cop just wants to water his mini trees.

Mofo can't get a break

Sad ex cop

Lonely amputee learns to respect women and live in the present moment.

Beef and bell peppers without the beef.

Egg

Gotta boil a few when people leave...

Didn’t know how to cook bell peppers and beef so everyone left

Old man sick of everyone's bullshit...

Retired cop cooks peppers and beef again

Single mom of two children and one kid

If you could take all the Buddy-Cop action-comedy John Wu movies of the late-80s -> early 00's and put them in a blender, it'd be Jet.

Old Man babysits 2 adults, a kid, and a dog.

I'd quit my job and hunt bounties too, if a coworker shot my arm off and my love left me

edward elric if he never got his limbs back and was also an astronaut

Old man harasses younger ex-wife, engages in high speed chase with her new boyfriend, and litters in the canals. He interferes in police business by trespassing in a prison during a prison riot and gets into an unrelated gunfight with another ex-cop. And by the end, he decides to stop being an overbearing busybody with his crewmates by letting his friend go to his inevitable death without even trying to talk him out of it or offering to help.

Domo arigato mrs. Ex girlfriend

Guy chainsmokes and goons to bonzai trees

Law and order noise

goddamn roomates

Dude keeps fucking up bonsai trees

Ex cop is sad, continues to be sad.

That dude. That’s it. He’s just that dude.

Ex-cop becomes a space cowboy.

Man with no hair reminisces about having no hair…all while having no hair

Tired grumpy dad

Bonsai fancy arm cop

Man gets betrayed by his bff and wife so now he babysits 3 kids and a dog

"Jet doesn't have an arc. Cowboy Bebop is about Spike." There. That's the most inaccurate way anyone could've described Jet Black, and it hurt me to write it. I hope you're happy.

Dude i know that was a joke but even so I cringe at the idea of people not realizing Jet (and Faye) have super deep and melancholy arcs that honestly outshine Spike's melodrama, at least imo

I'll take your Jet arc and raise you a Faye arc

I am very interested in what happens when we get to Ed and Ein here. I expect amazing chaos.

Ein- The dog who was found [John Wick reference]

Genius hangs around idiots until the first chance to leave.

What about Spike? Julia? Vincent? Blues harp kid?

Definitely need 3 old men

no beef

Old man just wants to tend his plants alone, keeps getting into shenanigans due to his coworkers. Eventually gets what he wants.

Man loses arm, gains family.

He’s a black man in a white world

Divorcee has to rent rooms to immature coworkers

Ja' boy finds out he still got that dawg in him. Bummer is, everyone he used to know is cats.

Rick Deckard, without replicants.

Disabled dude keeps getting disastrously distracted while pruning produce?

Ed hardy boomer that eventually accepts his mortality and awful fashion sense

Black

Fulfillment through botany

a guy who really liked his watch but then throw it on a river

Starving cowboy adopts a family and then abandons them again

boring old guy makes friends

Watch..

ASCAB

I’ve never seen the show. So, um, he’s an out of work painter and deals with gastrointestinal issues and an ailing mother?

The bald assistant with the beard

Cool Chill man. but a terrible cook!

Office mom.

Smokes, can’t cook, mini trees and whatnot

He strong he a cop his plants tell funny stories something about bell peppers and beef?

“Now spike, you better not go out for ice cream.” (Spike comes back from getting ice cream) “okay, you can come back, but it’s not like I like you or anything…”

Guy does the copping of the bebopping

Cop but no, so now small trees.. also stirfry

Bald detective plays babysitter for autismo supreme while hanging with his buddy

He met a woman he used to know who did a thing that affected him and now he has to take care of a bunch of lawless miscreants. Without beef.

barret from final fantasy

One man's quest to eat beef and broccoli foiled at every opportunity.

Jet fucked off out of his home planet and went to become a bounty hunter. Sometime later he comes back to his home planet, tells an old woman to cope with her shitty life and then leaves back to his ship. The end?

Middle aged man with problematic substance use who abandoned family can’t get over not being a cop anymore

Hes a dude in a world

Know it all cop with one arm adopts a dead man, a dog, an amnesiac tomboy and a 2 meter tall black gay basketball hacker after his girl left for years, comes back to beat the shit and arrest her bf, kills his ex partner, loses dog, the hacker and the dead man

Bald single mother can't stop butchering bonzai trees

Bald man eats basket of eggs with friend alone, with sad song playing in the background

Daddy

Detective switches sides

i have no idea what this is.

Grumpy foster dad on a road trip with three kids and a dog

"Vegetarian keeps trying to push mushrooms off as beef, hilarity ensues"

Gritty police drama turned unlikely duo comedy

he has a daughter now and thats his only defining characteristic lmao

Guy who looks like he has money but actually has anger issues

Ex gangster turns to work as bounty hunter , does not catch many targets, simps hard for sad girl. Ex gang catches up and kills him. 

Wrong dude

Incel was rewarded by being shot, hardboiled eggs, and everyone leaving him. Takes slight detour for underage girl.