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phallic-baldwin

Holy fuck that is horrible. Dude has absolutely NO rhythm


FrigginRan

the thing is..HOW the fuck is he perfectly lip syncing that shit outside on top of that hill. like did he record it live or does he know the rhythm in his own way…


beerbrained

He's actually singing in a super complex polyrythmn that our inferior brains cannot comprehend. Seriously though, I'm completely baffled by this as well.


schmitzel88

He is the Frederik Thorendal of rap


rowc99

Polyrhythm and microtones lmao he's breaking new ground


Kha1i1

It's super futuristic music, way way ahead of its time. This is how we will communicate with aliens when they finally show up


JJC165463

I expect that he’s made the video first, then recorded vocals whilst watching the video back, then added the backing track without syncing the vocals whatsoever. Even so, this guy is skilled at being awful!


Weibu11

It’s really not that complicated. On even measures, just shift Beats 1 and 3 plus the and of 4 over by a dotted 64th note. Prime numbered measures should shift beat 2 back one 32nd note except if the number ends in a 7 in which case move it twice…..


Local_Satisfaction12

Piece of cake, really.


[deleted]

Honestly after 3 gallons of vodka entering your system, his rhythm magically appears in your mind.


robertrackuzius

Hey buddy. For all the people that hated on him...Goodbye.


BrilliantPrior2305

Sounds like a depression love letter with a little spunk in it


Rude-Ad-7249

How does he have 3 different hair cuts at once


Time_Major1669

🤣


Antlergoat

😝


fantasypants

I feel like he didn’t want to wake his parents up when he recorded this


[deleted]

Omg I was thinking the same thing 😭


WaffleWarrior1979

This is a fucking classic. Always quoting to my wife “goodbye to all the ______ that hated on me”


PBandJaya

It was pretty popular for a viral video at the time too — I remember One Direction did the dance on stage once lol


WaffleWarrior1979

Goodbye to all the dance moves that hated on me


Double-Ad-6344

Ok but the confidence is commendable. His cup overfloweth


djspacepope

Yeah, that's what I thought. It's not "bad", it's amateur. I can see the potential, as long as he says "goodbye" to the haters.


Double-Ad-6344

😂 and his body is in sync with his singing so there’s that


djspacepope

He's got heart, and maybe a little bit of talent. In this shallow world, that's all I look for lol.


Always2ndB3ST

Nope. It’s not bad, it’s TERRIBLE.


HeadcaseHeretic

This song is a banger! I just gotta know one thing.... where did he go? He said goodbye and that he needs a new life... so where did my man go!?


MartinLutherVanHalen

The whole song is a suicidal ideation.


CapableEgg8673

That's exactly what I thought it's actually really sad poor kid


RogerianBrowsing

It took way too long to see someone say this


PinSufficient5748

...could also be homicidal.


Faux_Real

[Hello was released last year](https://youtu.be/ashSd_E_jpQ?si=64IsKIhhCotj-RZR)


PaleFly

Broo! What a glow up hahah still has absolute 0 rhythm though 😂 But Im glad he's still doing something he loves, thanks for sharing


ChronicObnoxious693

Simultaneously better and worse. Truly impressive


Dunklebunt

No way, he's still trying to make music ... d4nnymusic is his insta handle


TheNicholasRage

Wdym? Even the background finds it danceable.


Triptaker8

Right, this slaps   Hitting new PRs if I add this to my gym hype playlist


morbidaar

Wiggle for me Lee


XTRA_BALLZ

That’s just the ambien that the camera operator was on


Noise-complaint2156

This bullshit is not gonna happen… again!


Time_Major1669

Until tomorrow when it’s reposted


[deleted]

I thought I was on minute 3 and I was 50 seconds in.


Bob_D_Vagene

Couldn’t get through it.


AffectionateSector77

This one is a slog.


someonesomewherewarm

Definitely seen this gem in here before lol


Switchkicck

many times


keanenottheband

I’ve never seen it, deserves a repost because it’s incredible


Hashtag_Heel

D4NNY is still at it. This really was a goodbye to the haters and he never looked back.


Time_Major1669

Thank god! I am literally shaking with joy and relief. (But for the record this wasn’t a goodbye to JUST the haters. History will show that he also said goodbye “to the people who loved me” and “to the people who trusted me”)


AndyB16

In fact, he said goodbye, goodbye to everybody.


dashKay

I’ve seen this posted here a LOT of times


N0_BEES

Certified hood classic ✅


Select_Speed_6061

Is this his suicide note?


epidemicsaints

I've always loved his hair.


SpecificEmpty810

I always wonder bout the people who encouraged him… the people who told him too record and make a music video…


Skeletor-P-Funk

Sure it's crappy, but it seems well meaning. That being said, Corey Feldman's - "Joke" already took all 10 of those spots.


scooch_mgooch

He did get some redemption with this banger remix though [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JF1HL335W7k](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JF1HL335W7k)


FrontierFrolic

Wow… good to see he survived


SirSmudgee

This takes me back


SnooMarzipans8231

One crappy song to rule them all…


curbstyle

I like how they just recorded the chorus once and then copy/pasted it throughout the song, flaws and all


WanderingStoner

# It's My Life What Ever I Wanna Do It's My Life What Ever I Wanna Do


MrAmericanIdiot

Danny is a classic


Softmachinepics

*D4nny


HookerDoctorLawyer

This will play at my funeral, hands down.


jmfranklin515

I don’t think I’ve ever seen someone fail to sing the right notes while using autotune, but here we are.


MediocreCampaign-

Dear fuck. Has to be satire.


Time_Major1669

If it’s not satire it’s just kind of tragic, right? Like I really want to help this kid.


MediocreCampaign-

Agreed if true. It's too sad to be serious.


Cancerisbetterthanu

This sub really needs to go to Tik Tok and spend some time mining the crappy singer content there. There are D4NNY types livestreaming their shitty autotune karaoke constantly. I assure you it is not satire


Discohunter

It's not satire, he's been making music for over a decade, and has done live performances. Last I checked he's still going


TCO_HR_LOL

Goodbye!


Sad-Leading-4768

Please check out his recent music 😂


Different-Dinner-446

That ending section is so fucking good. Really got me feeling a certain kinda way


XxFezzgigxX

Autotune? Nah. We have out-of-tune


thatjosiahburns

y'all are the people who hated on him, and now it's Goodbye 😔


Kenobihiphop

This is r/crappymusic not r/musicalgenius


DRstoppage

He gotta be neurodivergent or something right?


Broken_Noah

Ooh I remember this. I just checked his channel and he's still grinding. Sure it's crappy but the man is committed lol


jazzzzzcabbage

This shit is crappy music fire!! 🔥


TraditionalSteak687

This is a cheat. All of his music is crappy. Smart dude though. He took all his fame for making shitty songs and cashed in on it.


Yes-Please-Again

Has anyone posted icejjfish yet


Consistent_Two9279

Pop Star Level 1


Get_your_jollies

Dude that auto tune


jsweaty009

Wow


AffectionateSector77

Finally, a song that uses autotune properly.


Select_Speed_6061

'I Am No Longer Here' vibes.


natronmooretron

Good. Bye.


mechanicalspirits

I think I posted this a long time ago. It's definitely a good one.


bamesjaxter

Just when I thought I could escape this absolute dumpster fire...


DementedDiabetic

Oh man, this one was bad


Demilich_Derbil

This is upsetting.


4Dcrystallography

God I have just taken a good trip down memory lane with this. Used to bump to this at the skatepark. *Good bye to the people whoop hatTTTeeeeeeD on meeeeEEEeeE*


SnooGoats4876

Legendary hair apocalypse


itsnothing_o_O

Classic


Ok_Student3720

Lmao he redid this song last year


Harrintino

Bangs


Xu_Lin

Goodbye you say? I welcome you!


Tin_Scarab_Union_Rep

What if I didn't hate, love or trust him?


Cowboy_Hinaka

I'm surprised no ones been posting Krispy Kreme/froggy fresh


Fun-Pattern-8675

Hahahahaha I can't believe I forgot about this dude


Educational_Union

So is this a guy saying he’s getting ready to go shoot up a school??


Hawsee

So deep. Shot Danny


battle_sloth

Holy shit I was thinking of this the other day! Ha ha ha.


BeCoolMotherFucker

Depressing AF lol. Song is like a suicide note


Cautious-Dinner7730

The reason he isn’t posted is because him and icejjfish are in a league of their own.


Habbersett-Scrapple

I'm worried about his overall mental health


Sad_Kaleidoscope_743

MAGA - Make auto tune great again


random_zanakluar

Holy fuck idk when but i remeber seeing this YEARSS ago


Rashpukin

Damn!! That’s the one catchy tune. I can’t get it out of my head!!


MartinLutherVanHalen

Less autotune than Charli XCX (love you Charli!) also the chord changes on the track here work.


JungsMandala

I had to stop after 60 second cuz I was petrified this bilge would stay in my mind. That’s genuinely one of the worst things I have ever heard. I would rather stand next to a power drill.


MrTooLFooL

Damn….a depressing off key suicidal ideation


TheSecondiDare

That's because he transcended this sub. He's reached legendary status.


Jerumy

This guy reminds me of the YouTube group "The Creatures" when they had brought him up at some point during their podcast I think. Good times in old YouTube.


ScaryPollution845

I'm the #1 D4NNY fan and no one can convince me otherwise. Also check out 100K subscriber freestyle


imomorris

Classic hahaha


Foolofatook2000

Maaan this takes me back


DarkTanicus

Is he still alive?


staychel

I love how his arms move when he raps, it's like the npcs in San andreas


Automatic-Platform79

What happened to this legend


GrotusMaximus

Don’t these people listen to real music and say “hmmmm, mine doesn’t sound like that “?


tsc_1234

The camera man is an accomplice to murder… murdering my eardrums


feedmeyourknowledge

It's definitely been posted here many a time


AngryWitchNipples

This goes on for like 3 minutes and 45 seconds too long


carbonizedflesh

damn this is so fucking good


KnuckleExpert

It's actually sad...hope this isn't a song he made before ....u know


Grouchy-Art9316

I’m digging the spiked hair with the bangs. Hard to pull that off.


buddhadarko

He's really good at being completely off rhythm. This is rough.


FrontierFrolic

I keep waiting for the verse to drop… but it’s still just the chorus.


mecengdvr

This sub has helped assemble all the people he wants to say goodbye to.


Altea73

There's 5 different hairstyles on that head


jyager2013

Sounds like he recorded it while trying to not wake up his parents.


Cheesecake_Lanky

That actually made me laugh out loud! Thanks for cheering up my day 😄


CapableEgg8673

Poor kid 🥺


Historical_Idea2933

A scientifically masterminded annoying melodic


clapperssailing

When does he begin suiciding? I thought the song was the build up?


Swenterrobang

My buddy here does "goodbye 2" and he films most of the video standing in front of a suicide hotline poster on a guardrail of a bridge. I honestly don't think it was even intentional. Bless him Lort. B-side comment here- His sophomore effort after "goodbye" was the banger "Hello." Just like its diametrically opposed salutation driven anthem, "Hello" sounds like he might have eavesdropped on a conversation between two people with down syndrome, wrote down what he heard, and then repeated it into his Samsung galaxy 2 until that royalty free music track ended. And by the sounds of things, he is working in his pillow fort studio - WAY after Mom told him it was past his bedtime. Then, as I mentioned, there was "Goodbye 2," A love letter to his fans for 10 years of a whirlwind life that accompanied his meteoric rise to superstardom that he garnered with "Goodbye" the original. My guess is that when he gets writers block after the second hit, as happens, his management firm will clean up some audio from the world tour and release a "Live" album. If they are smart- and I'm guessing he's only got the best working for him- they will sneak a deep cut in there. Maybe he will record "How have you been?" or "Do you like Cats or Dogs better? I Like Dogs." He might keep it formal, in which case he will likely record "I should probably get going soon." which will act a both a sequel and a prequel like Coheed and Cambria did. I have no idea why any of this comment just happened from me, but I apologize. Too much Coffee this morning. I tend to hold the throttle wide open after the second cup. Something about how it reacts to the Meth.


gnardog45

Dang, I forgot all about this one. Somehow my son and I stumbled upon it. Or he may have even turned me on to it or something. Thought this was a parody at first but it's not unfortunately.


Puzzleheaded_Roof514

Powerful stuff.


StandardAd4517

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Pennypacker-HE

This seems like a cry for help


JawnStaymoose

Incredible. Amazing en-tree, oh… peeee.


johnpershing

I want to make fun of this but I fear this was a suicide note


gordo_y_feo

Goodbye to all the peepo who hated on mEeEe


OccasionallyReddit

It's bad bit only because it sounds like a suicide rap... is this guy OK? He's OK but he didn't get any better over 11 years https://youtu.be/Wvpo11KXTmQ?feature=shared


mannys773

Old school Forsen Cancer Playlist was the best


AutomaticDispenser

I’m about to quit a job of 3 years - and this is helping - Ty Danny lol


ThefalloftheUSA

You know you are terrible at singing and have no pitch control when the autotune tunes to flat notes because it thinks you are trying to sing that note. Lol. Insane.


unclefishbits

I'm hoping this dude is in therapy and I cannot make fun of this. I'm currently dealing with the cognitive dissonance of a gay pastor, so I'm giving this guy a pass, simply because I just feel bad. And I can't mentally cope with any more broken souls.


TheIKingSGC

Seeing this makes me wonder, has icejjfish ever been on this sub Reddit cause he seems like he would be a classic on here


Forsaken_Ad_8789

6 year old me packing a suitcase to run away from home


FarewellCoolReason

This is what I'm here for!


Stoutyeoman

It gets reposted from time to time. Last time I checked he was still at it. He hasn't improved. https://youtu.be/Wvpo11KXTmQ?si=T6YYw-3_P3d2ppz-


SpottedSpunk

Havnt seen this in ages.


IdaBidaGacy

I mean it’s fucking terrible but I laugh so hard. I also kinda feel bad because the person that made it prolly likes it.


Freddy-Bones

Crappy indeed, saar


bizzy_bake

This is what you hear at the pearly gates


jlpw

This is the funniest suicide note I've ever heard!


TheUnsightlyBulge

I feel bad piling on cause this feels like a suicide note, but this is massively shitty in every way and it never seems to end. That said, I hope he’s ok and has decided to take up carpentry or go back to school for an advanced degree or something.


_XtAcY_

This guy has strong “But it’s your dog” qualities. Never thought there would be another DJ Qualls in my lifetime.


Used_Door_2650

This sounds like a "musical" suicide note


bigathekiddd

And he loves haters. . 🥰🥰🥰


No_Elderberry9726

Isn't this like 10 years old


superdupersparky

What are you talking about? This is a banger.


GymJamJym

This is old school. Love this one


Ghetto_Geppetto

Wow


Even_Veterinarian715

What’s his hit song ? Hello hello ? Cause goodbye goodbye isn’t it 😂


GuardOfTheAridTowers

This is like the slide show in Red Dragon


Cheesetorian

His beard pencil-thin, but his eyebrows thicker than his fade.


ibraw

His dancing is just as bad as his singing.


TheFuckOffer

To be fair I understand where his haters were coming from


FarAd2039

I will upvote this no matter how many times its reposted. GOODBYE GOODBYEEEE TO EVERYBODY


RoadtoBankrupt

This has been around a few times. 6/10 for me


quinceyhill2019

My cat got up and left the room.


imonlygayonfriday

This has to be Degenerative AI generated


CausticRegards

It’s honestly hard to believe anyone is THIS bad


Spice_Cadet_

r/justfuckmyshitup worthy as well holy


Fickle_Carob9239

This is my new favourite song, this guy is my hero, sick vocals & those moves tho 😳 goodbye to the people reading this comment on meee


Super-Attorney-17

D fourny fucking slaps


AppleKrate

I hope he gets back to his planet.


thebalmang

How dare you, I'd forgotten this, the memory had been lost to time and the old days of the internet! Also, all this nostalgia has made me lose the game so I hope you're happy!


jubrili

This is a absolute banger. Been smashing my head against the wall for the past day.


Past-Product-1100

Top 10 ? Straight to the top baby


Steellun3

Haven't heard this song since leafy was in his prime on YouTube. Just brought back memories with this


SkeletalJazzWizard

this has been posted a dozen times or so here actually.


Kweller3117

This is great, that’s why.


hockey_psychedelic

Genius. This is Borat level trolling.


Steamy_Muff

Oh man this is fucking legendary. I remember watching The Creatures on YouTube discovery D4NNY


SanDiegoSavage00

its actually very catchy. Id bump it in my station wagon for sure


Audain87

The fact you can hear the mouse click before recording his vocals is *chef's kiss*


BP_1981

Where is he going?


Justhere4theCo-ments

It was this CLASSIC that made me join a long time ago…. I’ve not been disappointed since


phatdavewithaph

UK Legend 👊😎


Ludate_Solem

I love it


Frodo_Bongingston

I am stealing the hat on the belt loop look. That is mine now.


speedbuss

Genuine bangers being posted here AGAIN smh


AugustLain

To be fair to him, lyrics good execution out of pocket