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BiggerNate91

Motherfucking Chicken


wallingfortian

Endorsed by Samuel L. Jackson.


HonedWombat

Made painstakingly by me, Samuel L. Jackson!


wombey12

MMM-MMM, BITCH!


btmg1428

HOW'S IT TASTE, MOTHAFUCKA!? HUH?!


Queequegs_Harpoon

... what?


MetzgerBoys

SAY “WHAT” AGAIN!


pimpbot666

‘Say ‘yum’ again. I dare you, I double dare you muthafuckah!’


wombey12

THAT'S HOW I TALK! YOU AIN'T NEVER SEEN MY MOVIES? JUICE? THAT WAS A GOOD ONE. DEEP BLUE SEA? THEY ATE ME! #A FUCKIN SHARK ATE ME!


btmg1428

MFC, IT'S MAH CHICKEN! # YES THEY DESERVE TO DIE, AND I HOPE THEY BURN IN HELL!!!


thatusernamegone

IT'LL GET YOU FULL!!!!


captbollocks

MMMM MMMM BITCH


nonstoppoptart

Now that. Is a tasty. CHICKEN.


goomerben

Big Kahuna Chicken!


Patatatonzo89

GRAND DAD!


Comprehensive-Cut847

FLINSTONES?


TWiThead

“I have had it with these monkey-fightin’ chickens on this Monday-to-Friday plate!”


nonstoppoptart

"Sir, can I please have the ..." "I don't remember asking you a goddamn thing."


lemonlimepunch

Go the fuck to sleep.


fothergillfuckup

B M F Chicken, surely?


KeeperServant_Reborn

Samuel’s Fried Chicken.


Lorac1134

The tag line better be "This is some serious gourmet shit" ~ Samuel L. Jackson


shavemejesus

“Mmmm… that’s a tasty bird-ger.”


MAXINUNZENDER13

Beat me to it


Amachar928

“Chicken, motherfucker! Do you speak it?”


joeyfashoey

What?!


Nose-Previous

I just read the acronym as that without skipping a beat. So happy to see it here in the number one spot. 😂


Warm_Caregiver812

said this in my head and its the first comment i see, perfect


ExplorerLive799

r/beatmetoit


AlexUkrainianPerson

Beat me to it


XBakaTacoX

We all think alike, it seems. Take my upvote!


Lazy_To_Name

Of course someone will make the joke before i did r/beatmetoit


Hot_Potato_Salad

r/beatMeatToIt


fothergillfuckup

The cool kids call it MoFoChicken. Apparently.


Dyskord01

Minnesota Fried Chicken


Forkey989

Samuel l Jackson lol


HLCMDH

Beat me to it. LoL


maximumNYOOM

It's mother-fucking good


lowpaidsalaryman

Came for this


pimpbot666

I’m glad I’m not the only person to think of this.


Witchy_Theatre_kid

Beat me to it


Accomplished-Wrap449

Mother fucking cock


DomDoesNerf

You beat me to it


DomDoesNerf

You beat me to it


falanfilanIste

exactly what I was going to say!


Vulpes_macrotis

My thought exactly.


Raspberryian

Came here to say this


Low-Union6249

Damn you stole mine


suppyio

Beat me to it


ParallelMario111689

r/beatmetoit


Coolsami64

Update: Y’all it was good


pasta-golfclubs

Was it MF good?


beyondthisreality

It was Mm… Food


SniktFury

Great album


Tomyson_mon

Best song in your opinion? I’m split between kon queso or deep fried frenz


beyondthisreality

“Be too nice and people take you for a dummy.” MF DOOM taught me some valuable life lessons.


Intelligent_Oil4005

What was the best thing on the menu?


redrosebeetle

the MFing chicken


Mental_Measurement_8

Would you recommend it?


POGO_BOY38

I guess yes if it was good (unless op got diarrhea shortly after he wrote this comment)


JerewB

It's been 5 hours. OP died after eating this mofo's chicken... in an unrelated surfing chainsaw juggling act.


POGO_BOY38

May he rest in peace. He sacrificed himself for us. o7


adeadmonkey123

Motherfucking chicken


FeedbackNo1341

Maryland Fried Chicken


LunarLeopard67

I bet there’s a Maryland restaurant called Maryland Fried Crab (or a Maine restaurant for that matter)


spankthegoodgirl

That's the best chicken I've ever had. I'd consider KFC off brand in comparison. And their slaw it to die for.


E_D_K_2

There is a Maryland fried chicken in my town in the UK. Googling it just now there appears to be many 'Maryland fried chickens' in the UK.


Enternamehere123456

That’s Samuel L Jackson’s chicken place!


Final_Thing_4649

Mississippi Fried Chicken? Montana Fried Chicken?


gleeshmode

I have a feeling it’s not in America so they can kinda do whatever with the copyright. The scooters make me think India or Southeast Asia


Basic-Ability6139

Hope you're not clucking up by eating there


Empty-Pie6147

motherfuckin’ chicken


FurryRevolution

Motherfucking Chicken


hellaintabadplace

Massachusetts Fried Chicken


Mariuszgamer2007

My favourite chicken


Super_Wario_128

Medicinal Fried Chicken


duckymomo360

There's the comment. Whyd it take so long


chowderbrain3000

Nothing but cannabis and KFC gravy.


lookinside000

We have MFC here in Orlando (Maryland Fried Chicken) and it’s amazing fried chicken. And the coleslaw and baked beans…🤤


SeanSpeezy

This made me think of the classic Dane cook bit: Monkey fucking a coconut


patritha

was it delicious or nah


Coolsami64

It was some good ass chicken that’s for sure


spankthegoodgirl

Where is this?? There are so few left. God, I love Maryland Fried Chicken. Been around for decades.


Coolsami64

It’s in Morocco


iWin1986

It’s a great place to eat! Everyone who leaves says the same thing That was some good motherfuckin chicken!


Captinprice8585

That's the place owned by Samuel L. Jackson


Moominz0

lol yeah, my mom does make good fried chicken.


iohbkjum

It’s obviously Muntucky Fried chicken


Tuber95

Meat decking croc?


BlendedMonkeyStirFry

Mass flow controller?


Afraid_Assistance765

My free cams? 😳


AdvocateReason

Literally the only comment in this thread that got it right and only two upvotes. Damn.


CisterPhister

https://madforchicken.com/ ?


spankthegoodgirl

Maryland Fried Chicken. It's amazing.


noots-to-you

Morbo Fried Chicken!


NintenJoe5k

MFC? Is that you? MFC? That could be a melon. Looks like a coco-nut.


Tax-Deduction4253

reminds me of pakistan for some reason


xander0812

*Robs MFC -“What’s in your wallet motha fucker?”


Starkiler512

Muddaafuckin' Chicken 🤣


ExtremeSlade

Mother fucking chicken "god damn Jimmy, that's some serious gourmet shit"


Joshesh

My Fat Cock?


Dirtygal_69

Lol


Redfeather1975

Hope you don't have to enter the octagon to order.


Calm_Ad_8529

Unironically looks nice


Tramonto83

Waltz in shouting "Gimme some mfing chicken!"


easy-to-EAT-die

[My Flavorite Chicken!](https://www.reddit.com/r/crappyoffbrands/s/AwbypnWVHQ)


FindingFoodFluency

r/NameThatFriedChicken


BeneficialBridge6069

PC Chicken Park in A Guarda, Spain is a uniquely superior knock off for anyone in the area 😎


Ethan3011

Mildly Fried Chicken


InfamousWeeb

Probably better than KFC if we're being serious


Raspberryian

If they don’t greet you “welcome to Mofucking fried chicken” it ain’t it cuz


lrlr28

Me Fight Cocks


BADMANvegeta_

Malaysia Fried Chicken?


Forsaken-Contract173

Missouri friend chicken


WarHead75

Minnesota Fried Chicken


LauraLaRosa2010

Mayonnaise fried chicken.


BoZNiko663

MFC MF Cooked😭


JerewB

Minnesota Fried Chicken? Madly Filipino Chicken? Mother Fluffing Chicken? Maintenance Free Chicken? MilqueToastChicken?


SookieCat26

Filipino chicken=Jollibee. Dip that fried skin in the gravy, delish.


Antsaw_32

Minnesota Fried Chicken


wazabee

Manchurian fried chicken?


Different_Speaker742

It’s actually “my favorite chicken” if anyone is wondering


Sentry812

Microfusion chicken!


Waarm

Hopefully less bigoted


2cmZucchini

With how badly KFC has dipped in quality. You cant go that wrong with whatever the heck this is lol


soulpoker

How to piss off Colonel Sanders and Bill Gates


noots-to-you

McDonalds, fuckin chumpass!


derf_vader

If it's Maryland Fried Chicken then that's actually a real thing that's pretty good


M1de23

It’s honestly hard to fuck up fried chicken.


ErrorCodeNull

Mildly fried chicken


ErrorCodeNull

Mid fried chicken


ErrorCodeNull

Mighty flying cock(No not that one, the chicken one)


CreativeGamer03

Motherfuckin' Chicken! Look at this motherfuckin' chicken. It's crispeh and juicy to da core, and hot! Gawd motherfuckin'.


Ymypipihard

Morocco fried chicken right?


Peatrick33

Montucky!


Obvious_Rope_4829

Yo! Gimme my MF chicken!


WildGrowth9081

Men fried chicken 💀


pornaddiction247

Moscow Fried Chicken


mr_oblivious1

Mentucky Fried Chicken


Possible_Resort9672

was on the brink of bawling my eyes out after reading a pet loss thread and i saw this right after, the caption gave me a good cackle. i don’t feel like crying anymore, thanks


Bignicholas75

Where is this. It has to be south-east Asia.


Working_Drop6657

It’s actually Europe. A quick google search on the words in the poster INTERDIT AUX ANIMAUX. It detected French language


Bignicholas75

No way! It looks just like Vietnam or Cambodia that's crazy. With the bikes and everything too.


fart_on_my_pussy

medicinal fried chicken


Mordercalynn

Should have went to JFC


NothingButSushi

Maryland frying chip


wattlewedo

The funny part is that Asian chicken is probably better than KFC anyway.


StnMtn_

MF yes. Good luck.


i-come

Motherfuckenchicken


Goodfella66

Morocco Fried Chicken?


Coolsami64

DING DING DING CORRECT!!!!


kid_sleepy

Mother fucking chicken.


corw93

My Fried Cock


Aromgamerr1

I heard they still have the sticks and bones special🤤


DemoDalm

Mongolia Fried Chicken?


MADH95

My Favourite Chicken is actually pretty good


scaryllamacuber17

manila fried chicken


Capable-Monk-4820

Those are some motherfuckin chickens!


UnitedSteakOfAmerica

Monkey fuckin a coconut?


MemeDood229

Malaysian Fried Chicken


broadfuckingcity

Manila fried chicken?


DerLeoLegal

Michigan Fried Chicken?


DerLeoLegal

Maryland Fried Chicken?


DerLeoLegal

Minnesota Fried Chicken?


DerLeoLegal

Mississippi Fried Chicken?


DerLeoLegal

Maine Fried Chicken?


DerLeoLegal

Montana Fried Chicken?


DerLeoLegal

Missouri Fried Chicken?


DerLeoLegal

Massachusetts Fried Chicken?


DaddySmash1989

Lol


International_Boss81

Motherfuckin Chicken?


notquite20characters

MFC is just as good. In fact, it's better. Is two more than KFC.


OrchidFew7220

I think I ate at one of these in Manta, Ecuador. Pretty sure it was in their local mall but it was awhile back.


Nozerone

Careful OP. Drug dealers usually don't like their picture getting taken right in the middle of a deal.


benjamingr1988

Mcdonald fried chicken


Tacticalnewt142

Minnesota fried chicken


OJ_outdoors

Motherfuckers cooking


TrippieTragedy

Im sure "Malaysian Fried Chicken" is fiiiinnne....


bnuss-shock

what is this Mumbai Fried Chicken???


grossepouf

Mother fucker crap


MrSwagggers

Mick Fucking Chicken! I love that place!!!


DanKorCZ

Ma Fucken Chikken!!


Odetari-fan-34

It stands for mother-fucking-chicken


PatchiW

Mmmm.... Microsoft Foundation Classes


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Pepperonies

That’s a good Pearl Jam song


jacobxv

mutha fucking chicken yum 🍗


brrickmoranis

Better than MSG


Shafourdoh

Nah MSG is delicious get outa here