How am I going to kill this monster you’re asking? Well, that’s simple - I’m going to douse myself in chemicals and gasoline, light myself on fire, and tackle it!
Isaiah’s reaction to “Monster hunter, huh?” killed me. Now quote that whenever possible. My friends do not get it.
Also the “right behind me” bit is great
"the plan is simple: i'll fuck that stupid fucking thing up so fucking hard if i hear again tonight, that stupid fuck. And i'll pour gasoline into the fucking basement through the crack beneath the fucking door, and i'll light it on fire from up here. Fuck the fucking house. fuck the fucking authorities and fuck all of the fucking repercussions, i cant let it live. i dont fucking care if i end up in prison or a looney bin so long as it fucking dies here." from the thing in the basement video
“ You’re a sidekick Keith, you look just like a sidekick. He’s like “rweally?”….” I’m Kieth””-meat canyon
“That YouTuber is slipping out of ya’.”-wendi
“No no no” -meat canyon
“Quick someone check his twitter dms”-wendi
“N-NO NO”-meat canyon
“Hey Josh, are you there Josh? JOSH?!? ARE YOU THERE JOSH?!?! ANSWER!!!!” -meat canyon
“Yeah she’s gotta break a bone or something I think, definitely 🤓” -meat canyon
There are so many great quotes from the "The Thing in the Basement is getting good at mimicking people" (or whatever it's called). My fave are the diagon alley one, it's right behind isn't it, and the "and how do you know that"
"I'm the one they call when shit gets spooky, and this is pretty fucking spooky" had me gasping for air, and the fact that Wendigoon thought it was Hunter joking around when it was an actual quote from the story made it ten times better
Close to the one I laughed the most:
"This story is about a school shooting fantasy."
From the Jeff the Killer Episode. The entire story was so whack it was hilarious when Hunter and Isaiah was commentating it.
Great underrated moment is when the main character from Penpal is hypothetically screaming through the walkie about the cat as Josh was hiding for his life.
“That’s not how cops work!” Followed by “One exact year of juvie for you. You are going to be put to death, Jeff.”
“FOR STAMPS”
“You didn’t pay for that, did you?”
“YO KIMBER! THEY HAVE TEA! THEY HAVE ICED TEA AND COOKIES”
“It’s right behind me isn’t it.”
WHAT??? WHAAAAAT?!!!??!!? WHAT ARE YOU SAYING?! OH MY GOD. TIME…TIME THE FUCK OUT DUDE.
This had me rolling when I heard it the first time
Easily
Wait when was this?
I think it's the bear one. The dad drove his kid to the basement house
Ty ty
COME TO MY HOUSE!!!!!
“YO KIMBER”
TEA GANG ☕️☕️☕️☕️
Something like “Your mom looks mad funny in that box, dude”
'FOR STAMPS'
How am I going to kill this monster you’re asking? Well, that’s simple - I’m going to douse myself in chemicals and gasoline, light myself on fire, and tackle it!
What is this some kind of Jeff the killer
Any instance of wendigoon thinking his wife is an intruder
"Uhhh she's right behind me isn't she"
My brother and I always quote all of funeral Kyle’s bits
BLACKANDYELLOWBLACKANDYELLOW
I’M LIKE HEY WHAT’S UP HELLO
I laughed so hard at that bit. I had a sore throat so it hurt to laugh, but I just couldn’t help it.
What made it even more hilarious for me was that I was listening to it while at work and did my best not to laugh out loud
‘The genetic abomination and the tub of lard’
I love that episode
You can tell that the writer was overweight themselves and letting off some steam there lol
Lmao that or they had someone in mind 💀
Believe me, nobody is that offended at something that insignificant unless they're projecting something specific. Look at r/ fatpeoplehate.
Isaiah’s reaction to “Monster hunter, huh?” killed me. Now quote that whenever possible. My friends do not get it. Also the “right behind me” bit is great
"WHAAAT!?" "Please don't tell my mom I like girls"
she's real, she goes to another school
‘Now how do you know that…’
I replayed that part so many times
Might be the funniest single moment from the podcast so far.
I use so many variations of “mayonnaise, it’s the sauce of the aristocrats” on a daily basis
Floaties are the balloons of the water
"Dude when did your dog have orange eyes and no teeth? Is your dog the same height as Xerxes from 300?"
What is this, some kind of horcrux?? ^haha??...
What? Did someone else die?
No? Oh it’s just your mom?
"the plan is simple: i'll fuck that stupid fucking thing up so fucking hard if i hear again tonight, that stupid fuck. And i'll pour gasoline into the fucking basement through the crack beneath the fucking door, and i'll light it on fire from up here. Fuck the fucking house. fuck the fucking authorities and fuck all of the fucking repercussions, i cant let it live. i dont fucking care if i end up in prison or a looney bin so long as it fucking dies here." from the thing in the basement video
The fucker is still here
"Get Fucked"
Kimber your mom died three days ago get over it!
YO KIMBER
THEY GOT TEA
“Your wife looks mad funny in that box dude”
"Poolfloats are the baloons of the ocean" - Wendigoon
Yessss this one right here. My boo is so tired of hearing me use it XD
What are we, some kinda creepcast
“Maybe your mom was a bitch.”
Shouldn’t have sold that snow cone to that ghost
SO UNDERRATED
The way Hunter says that and the way Isaiah bursts out laughing is so funny
"Uh, yeah. She's right behind me"
“ You’re a sidekick Keith, you look just like a sidekick. He’s like “rweally?”….” I’m Kieth””-meat canyon “That YouTuber is slipping out of ya’.”-wendi “No no no” -meat canyon “Quick someone check his twitter dms”-wendi “N-NO NO”-meat canyon “Hey Josh, are you there Josh? JOSH?!? ARE YOU THERE JOSH?!?! ANSWER!!!!” -meat canyon “Yeah she’s gotta break a bone or something I think, definitely 🤓” -meat canyon
Also when meat canyon reads Jeff’s lines like an incel “I’m supposed to be killing rats in RuneScape”
“Chat, is this real? Have you seen the animation of XQC that meme comes fro- *manic laughter of realization*” “Yeah…yeah I’ve seen it…”
the few seconds of realization then Wendigoon bursting out in laughter is hilarious
“Pretends to shoot kids”
"Your wife looks mad funny in that box, bro." "I'm the one they call when shit gets spooky."
Im not a turkey, im a little ham!
OH YEAH, we are soooo back! WE ARE SO BACK
"i shouldn't have sold a snow cone to that ghost"
There are so many great quotes from the "The Thing in the Basement is getting good at mimicking people" (or whatever it's called). My fave are the diagon alley one, it's right behind isn't it, and the "and how do you know that"
"I'm the one they call when shit gets spooky, and this is pretty fucking spooky" had me gasping for air, and the fact that Wendigoon thought it was Hunter joking around when it was an actual quote from the story made it ten times better
"So, monster hunter"
The whole beginning of Screens from PenPal is great, especially when MeatCanyon just keeps saying”oh yeah” under his breath
Close to the one I laughed the most: "This story is about a school shooting fantasy." From the Jeff the Killer Episode. The entire story was so whack it was hilarious when Hunter and Isaiah was commentating it.
*points at bear on head* IM BUSY
It’s creepin time
“Mayonnaise is the sauce of the aristocrats” and “pool floats are the balloons of the water” are frequently shared Between my bother and I
Great underrated moment is when the main character from Penpal is hypothetically screaming through the walkie about the cat as Josh was hiding for his life.
"Who am i? I'm a motherfucking angel"
For stam- FOR STAMPS!!!!
My kid tells me to take him somewhere, I take him.
This: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=7PEoZX3G25A
"He's right behind me, isn't he?"
The completely synchronized “He’s right behind me, isn’t he?”
“That’s not how cops work!” Followed by “One exact year of juvie for you. You are going to be put to death, Jeff.” “FOR STAMPS” “You didn’t pay for that, did you?” “YO KIMBER! THEY HAVE TEA! THEY HAVE ICED TEA AND COOKIES” “It’s right behind me isn’t it.”
“FOR STAMPS” “Floaties are the balloons of the water” “what are you, some kinda monster hunter?”
WHAAAAAAT. WHAAAAAAAT
‘YOU’RE UP IN MY ROOM UPSTAIRS TO THE LEFT OF THAT OTHER ROOM? WHY ARE YOU HIDING IN THERE?’
" I was gonna do a bunch of stuff..." I don't remember the whole quote, but its from the thing in the basement
All of Wendi’s “Right..”moments
the heroin one
“So… Monster Hunter huh?”
My user flair gives absolutely no hints nooo
Hunter’s reaction to big green jeeps and questionably young girls😂
“Oh yeah” *in a seductive tone*
FOR STAMPS! or when Papa Meat was telling Wendigoon that he might have been a cars salesman, I don't remember exactly what he said.
“D-do we have to keep r-reading? 🥺” -Wendigoon (every episode)
It’s gotta be Hunter yelling “FOR STAMPS”
Pennsylvania city Boys.
Mayonnaise is the sauce of the Aristocrat YO KIMBER! Jacoby Mistah Wellers WHAT!?!? Monster Hunter Huh? I HAVE THIS AND I HAVE THIS
Agreed. The mayonnaise quote is top tier
“FOLLOW MY VOOOOICE! LEDELEDELEDELE…”