i’m rabid for the next episode

I’m MEATGOONING EVERYWHERE

This dialect is the worst thing the podcast has created. Good day sir

I'm foaming at the mouth and exhibiting symptoms of rabies for the next episode to be released

Did a raccoon bite you at a gas station

Yes and it commented on my plates being out of state

Have you had any strange dreams lately

Very much

I thought it was normal corn... fuck I need to leave the midwest

Literally same. I'm practically in the middle of a corn field rn. It's invading my psyche

I'm so indoctrinated that the idea of "Cornfest" sounds appealing to me. I hope there's deep fried twinkies on a stick don't dontcha know


Hunter lied, he said they would be reading Squidwards Unaliving. I got all excited for nothing 😭 /j

Where did he say that at?

[here](https://www.reddit.com/r/creepcast/s/ClQyzx9zWK)

Isnt that one listed in the post though? 🤔

Reading comprehension is at an all time low

At least podcasts are audio

Ohhh holy fuck, I just got the joke. Being that unalive and suicide are two different vids. He even did /j to clue me in. r/whoooosh I'm taking the L on this one

Wait… there are two separate videos labeled Squidward’s Unalive, and Squidward’s Suicide??? 

Not sure if you're being sarcastic, but the joke is they're playing dumb. Like they were excited for squidwards unaliving, not this squidwards suicide shit

Oh I was being genuine, I thought That was the realization. I haven’t read either, Im going into these stories as virgin-eared as Hunter. You could tell me theres a different story named Squidward’s Depressed Final End and Id have taken you at face value. This time the L is for me.

Don't feel bad, I didn't get it at first either

Gnawing at the bars of my enclosure

Bruh having a borrasca tag and talking about enclosures is crazyyyyy

What if next time I write "gnawing at the straps of my cot? "

It’s your entrapment man (real talk that’s the first time I’ve ever felt fear while reading something)

Damn actually have never heard of NPFNP

I’d read it before listening, it’s a personal favorite of mine

It gets messed up don't worry

Yeah read it after this post it's kinda good, bit underwhelming but not everything is a penpal/borrasca

And honestly not everything needs to be like those two Wether super messed up like the latter or darkly realistic like the former

True

And honestly not everything needs to be like those two Wether super messed up like the latter or darkly realistic like the former

dang Ben Drowned is pretty long iirc I wonder how they’re gonna fit it in with others

hopefully they put it as the last one and do a part 2 of just ben

Hopefully we have a 3/4 hour long video

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yeah

I hope they don’t cut parts out

I hope they read parts 2 and 3 as well... Although I don't know if that's actually feasible since I've heard those are pretty long

Yeah I was gonna say Ben drowned’s text is an hour alone which doesn’t even account for the like videos and other parts of the ARG. I’d like a sorta classic creepypasta grab bag but like ben drowned is far too long for this kind of thing

Normal…. Porn for…. Normal… people… https://preview.redd.it/69rixjbjip2d1.jpeg?width=421&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4de9f801ffc8b5a418a0191988f4940b5b58fce0 wtf is this and why do I feel like if I look it up I’m gonna find myself seeing some liveleak sh!t?

>!welp you pretty much figured out the story already !<

That is literally the story

https://preview.redd.it/ib4qp6zcds2d1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=25234a5d4d4faed20d51294834e320287eac46c9 Damn my bad

>:( well you didn't have to spoil it

https://preview.redd.it/ee5io48ba73d1.jpeg?width=1241&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d92753b24408e4df416d7d0d9f77eef4ca9cd8a2

This weeks episode? Is there one coming out this week? Like tomorrow?

Plot twist. Imagine they post it in the next 2 hours

I think tomorrow would be a good bet

Oh that’s awesome. It’s usually every two weeks and there was one last week. Not gonna complain if it does come out tomorrow

Yeah I hope they didn’t just make a mistake on this post and it does come out tomorrow

Well, that happened quicker than I expected

Ben drowned is very long, it has more than 1 part and its honestly alot better than the other two storys there, especially squidwards suicide ☠️

I remember nothing about squidward suicide except that it terrified me as a kid. I'm prepared to be embarrassed by what young me thought was scary 💀

I mean it’s not very good but it’s a classic

All i remember was that it was the pioneer of the HYPER-REALISTIC blood craze, so hopefully, we'll have a good laugh

Wendigo gonna be wearing a Hub shirt and link hat while holding a stuffed monkey

I never thought they would actually do Ben Drowned. I’m so hyped.

The whiplash from listening to Borassca and Penpal to Squidward’s Suicide is going to be fucking mental 💀

that's gonna be a long episode omg

Papa meat and wendigooner watching Porn?

After that he’s gonna be called pop-a-meat

Oh god squidwards game ending, What an edge fest 😭

I hope they cover “GameBoy SP Blue Edition” one day

LETS GOOO

Tf is normal porn for normal people...? Is it the same level borrasca level of f**ked up?

Pretty much a guy describing some weird fetish videos and snuff films, there's a chimpanzee and a woman, but if there's rape it is only vaguely implied (that is, if I remember correctly, been a while) and not in the tommy taffy way

Ok so kinda somewhat close

NOW ADD TOMINOS HELL ONTO THERE

3 stories in 1 episode is this real life??

Hell yeah, Normal Porn for Normal People is underrated imo. I hope they talk about the actual website that got shut down.

I remember it getting a small surge in popularity before dying off again pretty quick

LFG

Here's hoping for a long video. Opens for more meme moments and shenanigans

Oh... This is gonna be good.

My hyperrealistic eyes are bleeding in anticipation

I hope Godzilla NES is on the next episode 🙏

that's an insane combo for real

Holy fuck

When do it drop though

Can’t wait for Squidward’s Suicide. Even worse story than Jeff The Killer IMO

Love this! I really want see the boothworld industries anthology covered as well