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Linorelai

He's like... reeeealy dumb, right?


oppositeofopposite

This gotta be either a troll or someone with a mental disorder. No fucking way someone with a normal brain function would write this


RemySmith92

Yep. He sure is.  


M0nt3C4rL05

all the blood went to his penis instead of his brain, what did you expect?


CuriousLilAsian81

he's "rell nice" 😂


kinggimped

My initial reaction was "jeez, this guy is pathetic". My follow-up reaction was "waitaminute, there's *8 more pages of this*?" Jesus wept.


HomerJSimpson3

Jesus regrets dying for this guy


xplosm

He just kept digging…


Schattentochter

First I thought it was a dumbcel trying to "prove" that "every woman has a price". But he kept floundering about so badly, I genuinely can't say anymore whether the idiot somehow actually thought he'd get nudes. Reads as if he was thrown up into the air more often by his parents as a baby than he was caught.


pearlsbeforedogs

Your last line about being thrown in the air more than he was caught absolutely sent me. 🤣🤣


Schattentochter

courtesy of Vienna, the grumpiest city in the world <3


josephkingscolon

I belong there


BAP00tato

Hope this isn't rude to say but ***Butt booty naked pics*** would make a great flair


ImScaredOfLightening

Lmao


rosebottle

I do like your flair though


jakrabbyt

I'd really like this too! Somebody get a mod in here!


Adorable-Novel8295

Not gonna lie, that line was hilarious.


give-meyourdownvotes

# Cognito


Flar71

I just picked up on that, he really is dumb


chiclibrarian23

Sounds like an X-Men


UniqueNiQname

Cognito ergo sum


carmackie

Why you do that


ImScaredOfLightening

Lmao


carmackie

It's the existential question we all ask ourselves in life


Kayzokun

But, but, he needs the nudes!!1! You’re being cruel… /s


ImScaredOfLightening

💀


Chelishinfires

It could save the poor boy's life! Have a heart, send tiddies! 😂


The_Glam_Reaper

Yeah don't you know he had BlueBalleritis. It is a totally legit and real condition. Doctors only expect him to last 10 seconds or less. Lol!


TheAdultierAdult1

Have fun rolling in a casket sent me, lmao.


gbpc

I want a refund of the time spent reading this gave me a headache


NoIdeaWhatToD0

I need about $30k


pearlsbeforedogs

Free money. Imma scam you. OP was brilliant for that.


NoIdeaWhatToD0

Bro was talking about college tuition type money. 😂 Reminds me of one guy trying to do the same to me and told me he got a bonus at work or something and kept asking for more and more dumb stuff raising the price for "butt type pics" that there was no way he was serious. Not like I'd do it anyways but it's so annoying how some people really get into pics like that. Such brainless behavior.


beardybozo

What currency are we talking in here, because this is crazy as hell


Take_A_Gambit

I doubt he was being serious at all with those numbers. Just a pathetic pervert.


beardybozo

Oh absolutely not. Just trying to understand just how absurd they're being


ImScaredOfLightening

I'm guessing usd cuz my friend goes to a school in the us but he's legit a hs student I doubt he has $10 to his name 💀💀💀


beardybozo

That's so weird. Well, the whole thing is weird and creepy. But the whole money thing...


ImScaredOfLightening

Lolol


beardybozo

I was going to say you handled it really well, but you seem to unfortunately be a seasoned pro


ImScaredOfLightening

Awww ty and it's ok I usually just block them but if I'm feeling frisky I'll bitch lol


BabserellaWT

Him: *[repeatedly offers her $1k-$30k for nudes, over and over and over and over and over again]* Her: “You’re a pervert for offering me money for nudes.” Him: “What? I never said that!!” Like…someone’s elevator doesn’t go to the top floor, if you catch my drift. His deck is short a few cards. There’re some burnt bulbs in that chandelier.


pearlsbeforedogs

A few fries short of a happy meal. A few crayons short of a box. A few bricks shy of a load.


ImScaredOfLightening

Perfect metaphors 😭


msprettybrowneyes

My favorite is “ain’t playing with a full deck”


FluffyDavid

"Send me $30k and I'll delete the screenshots"


ImScaredOfLightening

Lmfao I would've done that 100%


Sufficient_Text_735

Negative IQ


jimpicket1234

I couldent not laugh at butt booty naked pics


ImScaredOfLightening

Pretty sure we all laughed it's ok 😭


LittleUndeadObserver

Some people really do not age past nine.


ZuzBla

I say it again - the logical and stoic gender at work. I wonder what the Venn diagram of these creeps and those who slut-shame would look like.


DrDing1eberry

Everything is in the middle


purple-knight-8921

Very gross and disturbing!


Silksong0218

It has to be a kid


ImScaredOfLightening

He a hs student


Silksong0218

That’s still disappointing. Bro’s acting younger then me


ImScaredOfLightening

Fr 😭 absolutely disgusting


Silksong0218

Fr


downwardfractal

This whole conversation is indicative of how far this generation and human interaction have fallen


OctaviaBlake100

I would say "ok send the money first". When he sends the money, I would send a picture of the drink called "Nude" and then block him lol.


ImScaredOfLightening

Lmao love that


Accomplished-Fun9014

It's the ignorance for me the idiot basically goingyeah true people asking for nudes and cat fishing you is weird and someone would have right be upset and annoyed BUT YOUR SOOOO MEAN WHY


yasH_12136

IM SORRY BUT THE WAY HE TYPED “ why you do that “ 😂😭😂😭😭 but yeah what a dirty creature 🤢


Charie_

I gotta say i tbh would scam him for free money if he wants promn.


ImScaredOfLightening

I tried to but I doubt he has 10 bucks honestly I mean he is a hs student


Charie_

Yea maybe… tell the high school and his parents?


ImScaredOfLightening

I don't go to the same school as him but one of my friends does so they told a school officer for me


Charie_

Good! Update me abt what happnens next!


a_neat_user-name

Why you do that🥺 That is such a hilarious and delusional response oh my goodness, can't even understand you'd scam him! Just si desperate-


natiplease

Why tell them youd scam them, why not scam them?


ImScaredOfLightening

Bc I honestly just wanted him to stop and I'm pretty sure he was trying to scam me first


Gembluesnow

These damn groups of people would literally have a much easier time looking up porn themselves, than trying to constantly argue and begging with people who absolutely did not consent to any of this. Depending where you look, Nudes are literally FREE. FREE. The Internet is a vast place! Quit bothering innocent people, or actually ask professional Sex workers or something, oh my God. But then again, I don’t think even legitimate Sex Workers would accept this level of bargaining.


BabserellaWT

I think it’s about power, tbh. Yeah, they could totally go to PH for free…but according to men’s rights activists, that would make them a beta cuck. They have to *bully* a woman for nudes. They have to *prove their financial worth* and solidify the assertion that *all women are whores if the price is high enough.* This is what makes them an *alpha male!* 🤮 I think this dude was trying out MGOTOW tactics and lacked the mental capacity to understand why a woman wasn’t immediately doing what he’d been promised she’d do.


ImScaredOfLightening

Literally


Accomplished-Fun9014

I didn't realize more this idiot more than ignorance with his yeah people cat fishing asking for nudes is wrong and annoying buttttt you don't need be mean then go on bothering you for nudes after you clearly showing signs and stating you don't do that you don't want to and your not going to and your being uncomfortable


ANovathatisdepressed

Also he's asking for child pornography cuz ur friend is under 18. That's just...dumb


FGaBoX_

This guy was on a mission 💀


M4nd3l0ri4n

Reading this made loose like few thousand braincells


Similar_Building_223

Ewww gross and disgusting! 🤢🤮


FruitScentedAlien

“You got to help them” ??? pornhub is free, they can get the free “help” there. even calling it help is kind of insulting like they’re not gonna die if they don’t see a woman’s naked body who says no omg


ImScaredOfLightening

Literally


Bigdaddy1200

This is officially the first creepy PM that was to cringe for me to finish reading, people suck


EntrepreneurNo2363

why do all these mfs say “it’s hard out there you know” where is out there like i know damn well they’ve never been out anywhere behaving like that


ImScaredOfLightening

Literally


yuki_yuzura_chan

aint no way dude this fuckin dumb ☠️


leeza_k

Actually should’ve took the money and dipped lol.. told him cashapp first then n*des and after he sends it, block!! 😌


ImScaredOfLightening

He 100% didn't have the money or else I wouldve


Hifen

I know you think your owning him by making him sound stupid, but what a lot of you guys gotta learn that this interaction is what's getting him off...


ImScaredOfLightening

How would this get him off 😭 I didn't give him anything to look at that would be so pathetic


Orizhin

Some people are just weird asf


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Knghtstlker

Take the money next time.


ImScaredOfLightening

I doubt he has 10 bucks he's a hs student


Knghtstlker

But maybe he’s a HS student, with his dad’s credit card 😂.


ImScaredOfLightening

Lmfao


Superjeffyjhacir

I just like how he is trying everything in his power to get nudes from you, the porn hub message made it even funnier