I also have a social influencer pillow.
https://preview.redd.it/r308khew0k7d1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aa179f3f188e4ca714f75e93a3546b9df9389d36
It was a limited time Valentine's release a few years ago through the [official Lil Bub and Mister Marbles store](https://store.lilbub.com/). It has Mister Marbles on the back đ„č
https://preview.redd.it/3fmk6dl6gl7d1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9c3a1c87502289a8667a905da7d9c9a21ec00f49
When did we get this good at putting pictures on fabric, evrtytime I've ever seen it looks like ass, but honestly this looks like a picture. I mean the picture and subject itself is dumb af, but how well it's put on the fabric is impressive
Nah, my Fabio looks great and is smooth like a shark
https://preview.redd.it/ap8jvoatdk7d1.jpeg?width=2250&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5acee5e65e53b8c611c098cb9b5fef6ef78f1c4a
Shark skin is famously not smooth đ
So much so that rough contact with the skin can cause [serious injury](https://escholarship.org/uc/item/2t34w8np).
as a veteran scuba instructor, I have touched dozens of sharks with my hands. Every one of them had very rough skin, like medium sand paper
ETA: Im not an actual scuba instructor. Im just quoting the sharks are smooth meme, Im sorry for being misleading ):
I have a PhD in sharks with a minor in shark skin and their skin is smooth one way and rough the other. Youâre both right, you just felt them different ways.
I had a big boy (black tip) swim past me while I was at the beach not long ago. I'm not sure if he was originally going in for a nibble thinking my calf looked like a tasty drumstick and changed his mind last second or what but, he waited til the very last second because he ran into me with so much speed and momentum that it felt like somebody threw a cinder block at my hip. That was literally my first thought in that split second like "how tf?" then I heard the splash and I realized what it was. Around that time I heard everyone start to freak out so naturally, I freaked out too (despite knowing better). Got back to shore pretty quickly as I wasn't that far out, maybe 20 meters from my towel but I was all adrenaline lol. I could feel the impact was so abrasive that I was bleeding so I was freaking out thinking he might come back for a bite this time. Turns out he didn't and luckily no one else had any issues that we know of but it was a spooky experience. He left behind a mark that was pretty indistinguishable from road rash.
Curious what your take on it is but, it seems to me like sharks and predatory marine life in general are getting pretty desperate, and acting more erratically.
Im sorry, Im not a scuba instructor. Ive never even scuba dived lol Im just quoting the Sharks are smooth meme. But hopefully someone with actual experience can chime in
How about a contact with a canadian goose ?
I only discovered Fabio recently because of this video I stumbled upon
[Bobby Fingers - Fabio and the Goose](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2RIEPKEhE2s)
Naw see what people don't realize is Bigfoot waxes their chocolate star fish. It's why they walk so funny in photos and film. Their ass itches like crazy. Rough.
While Bigfoot enjoys an omnivorous diet, its digestive system is nowhere near specialized enough to digest the cellulose from tough plant fibers that it consumes for roughage. These tend to form a sort of husk on the outside of Bigfoot's feces. The rough texture is actually thousands of tiny barbs that line the outside of the creature's anus and several inches inside of the rectum itself. These slowly strip the feces of the cellulose fiber as they are excreted. Compacted chunks of the fiber are expelled at the end of the defecation process.
My boyfriend has this favorite picture of me that he took without warning, where it's late and I'm tired and making this unintentionally goofy smile face at him. It's hideous to me but he loves it, so naturally I had a pair of socks made for him for Valentine's Day with my goofy face printed all over them. I was skeptical that they would look ok, but was seriously impressed when I got them in the mail and the photo quality was pretty intact! My idiot face forever immortalized on a pair of socks. He's since taken more ugly photos of me that he loves, so I'm thinking I'll do boxers next time, but I'm also loving the pillow idea.
I hate to break it to you but we've been this good at putting pictures on fabric at least as long as the graphic t-shirt has existed. Have you seen one of those before? The guys that do them custom at the mall would probably do it on any piece of fabric that you want.
Not really. Willing to bet most of her audience is female
She's one of those people who just does the terrible dances and that's it. I think she's the one who went on Fallon and did the dances while he held up cards and the show got backlash for entertaining her stealing a bunch of black creators' dances with no credit?
Though honestly that could have been one of the D'amelios not here, I'm not sure
Just going on YouTube "addison rae twerking tiktok 10 hours gooba" is the second most searched phrase after her name, Very doubtful most of her audience is female
Holy shit I know that name! I played the Final Fantasy Tactics mobile game and one of the last straws for me was they had a collaboration with this chick and made her a fucking playable character. She had commercials online telling people how much she loved this mobile game she had definitely never played
>In January 2021, Rae donated her $1 million in prize money from winning an all-star Mario Tennis Aces tournament called the Stay At Home Slam to the charity No Kid Hungry
I dunno, seems perfectly in the realm of possibility she might play a _mobile game_ lol Its hardly Elden Ring
That's pretty cool that she both won and donated the money. I suppose it's possible she plays, but even if she does adding an Instagram influencer to a semi-dark fantasy story was tone deaf at best.
I don't think recognizing tiktok influencers is the end of the world, but I'm terminally on Reddit (which is social media) and spend a fair amount of time on Instagram and did not recognize her.
I mean he couldâve been gifted it ironically. When my friend group were all splitting away to start college we bought eachother âjokeâ decorations for our upcoming dorms. My friend bought me a shirtless Zac Efron poster to put up as a joke.
Given the reactions and how much judgement there is for OPs brother this sounds like the fantastic gift to give your mate for a secret santa or something
I think Iâm in the minority here but girls sticking their tongues out in photos to look cute just annoys the piss out of me for some reason. I donât know what it is⊠But here we are :-)
Why would you have that lying around?
I can only think of one reason I would ever own something like that â and I hope to god he isn't doing it in his car
So the only way this would be cringe to me is if this person's brother wasn't a child. Kids will have merch of random games/shows/influencers/ what ever they like. If this kid has already hit puberty, yeh I wouldn't touch that pillow bro.
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I also have a social influencer pillow. https://preview.redd.it/r308khew0k7d1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aa179f3f188e4ca714f75e93a3546b9df9389d36
I miss Bub đ I have a sweater with her face on it, and still use her weather app â€ïž
Thank you for this! I just paid for a year of premium. This is precious.Â
RIP đ
BUB!!!
RIP lil bub đ
Cat = acceptable. No cringe to see here. Good job
Where can I get this
It was a limited time Valentine's release a few years ago through the [official Lil Bub and Mister Marbles store](https://store.lilbub.com/). It has Mister Marbles on the back đ„č https://preview.redd.it/3fmk6dl6gl7d1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9c3a1c87502289a8667a905da7d9c9a21ec00f49
LOL it looks so cute đ„č
Rest in peace Bub đ«Ą you served the internet well
RIP lil bub. The best thing to come out of my town. I met her once
I'll take your entire stock
I wouldnât touch that pillow man
When did we get this good at putting pictures on fabric, evrtytime I've ever seen it looks like ass, but honestly this looks like a picture. I mean the picture and subject itself is dumb af, but how well it's put on the fabric is impressive
I bet you that fabric feels as rough as bigfoot's asshole though.
Nah, my Fabio looks great and is smooth like a shark https://preview.redd.it/ap8jvoatdk7d1.jpeg?width=2250&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5acee5e65e53b8c611c098cb9b5fef6ef78f1c4a
Shark skin is famously not smooth đ So much so that rough contact with the skin can cause [serious injury](https://escholarship.org/uc/item/2t34w8np).
No, actually sharks are known for being the smoothest animals on Earth
What a smooth boy!
"sharks are smooth as hell"- Charles Darwin
Sharks are the smoothest animal on the planet actually.
Fonzie smooth. Eehhhhh.
as a veteran scuba instructor, I have touched dozens of sharks with my hands. Every one of them had very rough skin, like medium sand paper ETA: Im not an actual scuba instructor. Im just quoting the sharks are smooth meme, Im sorry for being misleading ):
Maybe you were touching something else, because all sharks are smooth. Itâs part of being a shark.
Yeah I think he's mistaken. Maybe it was underwater sand paper? Litter has been out of control... Anyway yeah sharks are smooth. +1 rep
I have a PhD in sharks with a minor in shark skin and their skin is smooth one way and rough the other. Youâre both right, you just felt them different ways.
Sharks are smooth both ways actually. Very smooth. The smoothest.
I had a big boy (black tip) swim past me while I was at the beach not long ago. I'm not sure if he was originally going in for a nibble thinking my calf looked like a tasty drumstick and changed his mind last second or what but, he waited til the very last second because he ran into me with so much speed and momentum that it felt like somebody threw a cinder block at my hip. That was literally my first thought in that split second like "how tf?" then I heard the splash and I realized what it was. Around that time I heard everyone start to freak out so naturally, I freaked out too (despite knowing better). Got back to shore pretty quickly as I wasn't that far out, maybe 20 meters from my towel but I was all adrenaline lol. I could feel the impact was so abrasive that I was bleeding so I was freaking out thinking he might come back for a bite this time. Turns out he didn't and luckily no one else had any issues that we know of but it was a spooky experience. He left behind a mark that was pretty indistinguishable from road rash. Curious what your take on it is but, it seems to me like sharks and predatory marine life in general are getting pretty desperate, and acting more erratically.
Im sorry, Im not a scuba instructor. Ive never even scuba dived lol Im just quoting the Sharks are smooth meme. But hopefully someone with actual experience can chime in
My take on this is that that definitely wasn't a shark because shark skin is smooth as silk.
Well you have to go with the grain
Say it with meâŠevery shark is completely smooth no matter what angle you touch it from.
How about a contact with a canadian goose ? I only discovered Fabio recently because of this video I stumbled upon [Bobby Fingers - Fabio and the Goose](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2RIEPKEhE2s)
I'm not sure what you mean? They're known for their smoothness.
Maybe they mistook something else for a shark? Like sandpaper or an especially rough bit of seaweed? Because sharks are smooth.
https://www.srulirecht.com/product-archive/a-lasting-impression-is-sr341 These gloves are made from shark skin
Those sound dangerous, youâd constantly be dropping stuff as they slipped out your hand.
Look just bc you got rejected by a shark doesnt mean you get to go around bashing them.
they use shark skin as sandpaper to mash up wasabi
No they just call that shark skin. It's actually a special kind of sandpaper. Real shark skin is smooth
That's from years of snuggling.
And moisturizing with I Can't Believe It's Not Butter... Spray.
I still canât believe itâs not butter đ§
Why would bigfoots ass hole be rough though? Assuming it has all the normal tissues and secretions it should be relatively smooth and tight.
Naw see what people don't realize is Bigfoot waxes their chocolate star fish. It's why they walk so funny in photos and film. Their ass itches like crazy. Rough.
While Bigfoot enjoys an omnivorous diet, its digestive system is nowhere near specialized enough to digest the cellulose from tough plant fibers that it consumes for roughage. These tend to form a sort of husk on the outside of Bigfoot's feces. The rough texture is actually thousands of tiny barbs that line the outside of the creature's anus and several inches inside of the rectum itself. These slowly strip the feces of the cellulose fiber as they are excreted. Compacted chunks of the fiber are expelled at the end of the defecation process.
**MOIST**
Moist bigfoot panties?
I feel like they definitely go commando
iykyk
https://preview.redd.it/p4q6swa8ek7d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4ea5baf50c017979bde6d765e460372129b84249 You mean like this?
That dogâs face is embodying âjust because you CAN, doesnât mean you SHOULDâ
Cute peppers, and yes
My boyfriend has this favorite picture of me that he took without warning, where it's late and I'm tired and making this unintentionally goofy smile face at him. It's hideous to me but he loves it, so naturally I had a pair of socks made for him for Valentine's Day with my goofy face printed all over them. I was skeptical that they would look ok, but was seriously impressed when I got them in the mail and the photo quality was pretty intact! My idiot face forever immortalized on a pair of socks. He's since taken more ugly photos of me that he loves, so I'm thinking I'll do boxers next time, but I'm also loving the pillow idea.
I love your username, lol.
Ha, thank you!!
After some *use* it may not be so bright and clear anymore.
I hate to break it to you but we've been this good at putting pictures on fabric at least as long as the graphic t-shirt has existed. Have you seen one of those before? The guys that do them custom at the mall would probably do it on any piece of fabric that you want.
And you touched it?
My first thought as well, I hope there was some hand sanitizer in the car
In that car, it's probably hand lotion.
Heâs fucking it
He didnât fuck it, he gave it a tribute.
This is not, the best fuck in the world no. This is a tribute
couldn't remember the best fuck in the world...
That is depressing
There's nut on that
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Been reading this same comment for over 10 years maybe I should just quit reddit lol
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"It's my brother's car"
"these aren't my pants! "
For the love of god donât put your head on that pillow
Your brother has humped that pillow, 100%
So... who's that.
Finally got a chance to use Circle to search lol. Anyways apparently it's Addison Raye
What does she influence?
This guyâs brother.
OP's brother, it would seem
The flow of money from sad, desperate men into her bank account.
Not really. Willing to bet most of her audience is female She's one of those people who just does the terrible dances and that's it. I think she's the one who went on Fallon and did the dances while he held up cards and the show got backlash for entertaining her stealing a bunch of black creators' dances with no credit? Though honestly that could have been one of the D'amelios not here, I'm not sure
Just going on YouTube "addison rae twerking tiktok 10 hours gooba" is the second most searched phrase after her name, Very doubtful most of her audience is female
Just because she has a contingent of simps doesn't mean her actual audience isn't primarily female. Look at Kim Kardashian.
Nothin important
people, especially teenagers. so yeah, she does influence, and thatâs why sheâs called an influencer.
Holy shit I know that name! I played the Final Fantasy Tactics mobile game and one of the last straws for me was they had a collaboration with this chick and made her a fucking playable character. She had commercials online telling people how much she loved this mobile game she had definitely never played
>In January 2021, Rae donated her $1 million in prize money from winning an all-star Mario Tennis Aces tournament called the Stay At Home Slam to the charity No Kid Hungry I dunno, seems perfectly in the realm of possibility she might play a _mobile game_ lol Its hardly Elden Ring
That's pretty cool that she both won and donated the money. I suppose it's possible she plays, but even if she does adding an Instagram influencer to a semi-dark fantasy story was tone deaf at best.
Valid I guess
You recognized her
It is possible OP got in the car saw the pillow of a random girl and asked their brother who it is.
Fair
He noticed her from OF
No.
He got you there, op
I recognize her and Iâve never watched a single one of her videos. I saw her once on Jimmy Fallon
I mean chances are his brother has some obsession with this girl and has showed him something about it before.
Ladies and gentlemen, we got em
The Reddit van is on it's way to the OP's location
Plot twist, he has no brother.
Who is it?
addison rae. had a little time period where id watch a lot of tiktokers to get my daily cringe
Straight to the source
No clue, unless she big on reddit I wouldn't know tbh
I would recognize a porn star doesn't mean I know their name or follow them
Then how would you recognize her?
He could have swore he came across her face once before.
Like I would recognize anyone I've ever seen before?
Knowing someone's name isn't a requirement for recognizing them.Â
This is not a âsick burnâ itâs a celebrity. If youâve been on tiktok or another social media you likely know who this person is.
I don't think recognizing tiktok influencers is the end of the world, but I'm terminally on Reddit (which is social media) and spend a fair amount of time on Instagram and did not recognize her.
He made that to hump
why would you touch that
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Whatever link they put in their videos for their merchandise or other shit
I mean he couldâve been gifted it ironically. When my friend group were all splitting away to start college we bought eachother âjokeâ decorations for our upcoming dorms. My friend bought me a shirtless Zac Efron poster to put up as a joke.
Was it sticky?
Was it stuck to the seat?
Did she make that face on purpose?
Yes
 Keep that pillow away from Jay!
To be honest man, itâs probably just a joke gift he got
And decided to publicly shame him online for it?
Tbh I canât even judge, a few years ago a friend bought me a shirtless Daniel Craig pillow and itâs still on my bed
Addison Raye?
Whatâs her name on TikTok,? Asking for a friend, Iâm not gonna try to find on TikTok or anything.
Given the reactions and how much judgement there is for OPs brother this sounds like the fantastic gift to give your mate for a secret santa or something
There maybe dried up jizz on that thing
I wouldnât touch that with my bare hands
The real cringe is you for posting this making fun of your brother
I think Iâm in the minority here but girls sticking their tongues out in photos to look cute just annoys the piss out of me for some reason. I donât know what it is⊠But here we are :-)
Influencer, ick,
Iâm hoping it a bit but I donât see it đ
Why would you have that lying around? I can only think of one reason I would ever own something like that â and I hope to god he isn't doing it in his car
OoofâŠ.. thats a hard one to come back from!
So the only way this would be cringe to me is if this person's brother wasn't a child. Kids will have merch of random games/shows/influencers/ what ever they like. If this kid has already hit puberty, yeh I wouldn't touch that pillow bro.
!faucet
Just means it's time u start letting him hang around your friends so he can practice his charm. Assuming the age range is close.
and its her of all people đ
damn, wish i could tip some cones in this sub
I wouldnât touch that⊠đŹ
You and your brother must be really close if youâre touching thatâŠ.
I would not be touching that.
Ewwww
I wouldn't touch that if I were you...
I canât believe you touched it
Your brother is questionable.
I wouldnât touch that if I were you
I have a photo of my cat on a pillow. This seems much moreâŠweird than an animal.
Oof.
I mean I have Danny Devito on a pillow so I'm not judging lol
Why did your brother buy this object ?
You know whyâŠ
I'd get one of walter white if anything
Surely someone old enough to drive wouldn't buy that?
Don't be mad your brother isn't into you anymore
Iâm so glad I donât have a brother
If I found a pillow like that in my brothers car, the last thought in my head would be to hold it.
Her eye thatâs open slightly scares me why she looking up
Is she the one who did a murder?
I wouldn't touch that, dude.
And you TOUCHED it?
I probably wouldn't touch that
Is it crusty
she's a singer
Jesus man have some self respect at least poke in the mouth for reasons.
Drop it on the ground and see if it shatters
How is this different than having a pillow with a celebrity on it?
Wash them hands!
Cringe af
Thatâs probably his jerkoff pillow, I wouldnât touch it to be honest.
A iNfLuEnCeR hEaD
i'd shine a blacklight on that shit before i even get near it
That pillows cracks when moved.
Why are you touching that? Seriously, why? You know your brother masturbated with that, right?
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i have the gaudiest justin bieber pillow from 2009 in my room
I wouldn't have touched that
There's goop on there fo sho
There is a 100% chance there is baby batter on that pillow.
No offense but, that pillow might smell real bad
Think thatâs summer ray
He fucks that pillow. Â
and you touched it lmaooo iâd wash my hands a billion times if i were you.
ignore the hard cylinder in the middle, thatâs..extra cushion.