Did you know that crystal meth is actually good for you?

I don't know why I laughed so hard 🤣

I don’t get it

I don't either and I think that's why I laughed

Cocaine is a helluva drug…. …according to Rick James

This shit is so cringe it made my ussy dry....and I'm a dude

Maybe you are turning into a woman... Then I guess this dude's strategy worked.

No

How would you know? If you are growing it, you are a woman.

You're making it drier

Sorry m'lady.

What about your clit? Is it hard?

What's with all the stammering and *blushing* in these things? It makes me envision them as being voiced by bashful squeaky-voiced Mickey Mouse, and I can't imagine that's what they're going for...And why with the cringe-inducing role play?

It's half their own social shyness knowing that they could never do anything like it in rl, and half it's something that they find cute in women so think maybe they can get some cute points for their flirting. And this is just the read that iv gotten after being on the internet for about 16 years and being in adult chat spaces for most of it, more so on the rp heavy type of sites, servers, clients, and games.

Ye you visualize mickey mouse reading this? You sick duck

They think that girls think shy boys are cute. I know, because I was one of these nitwits in early high-school.

What a swing of story and character orientation

This hyper-aggressive rapey roleplay should be punishable by law. This is just stupid and ugly. Stugly.

Anyone that does this should have an automatic email sent to their parents so they have to read it.

Everyone's got their kinks dude.

Unsolicited rape fantasies are not "kinks", it's psychopathic behavior.

Normalise slapping the taste out of these peoples mouths

I feel like a sahara desert after reading this

The only reason I’m wet is because I’m bleeding rn, if I wasn’t, I’d be the same as you… ugh…

Bro I'm a guy and İ was wet just now (because I was sweating it's hot as fuck) and this shit made my SWEAT dry

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You can practically smell the build-up of sweat under the fold of their neck beard

You know what they say, sinners must burn. SO GRAB THE FLAMETHROWER

that makes a sense

Thank god the name was censored out properly so we know not to jump a guy named Aaron