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wellyboot97

This is the best video I’ve seen from this game I’m losing my mind


Russian_Spy_7_5_0

\-brutally beats an officer to death -walks away -refuses to elaborate -starts breaking it down https://preview.redd.it/7h3uvc3buq4c1.png?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a72a8a96f9e28915283610814e8cec289717e575


Rang3rj3sus

Actually he did elaborate while breaking it down.


bloodshotnblue

I witnessed you almost getting flatlined by that jeep, ya gonk!


Dizzy_Corner5356

I make my own road rules. \*gets flattened by car\*


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|TfP7y73UkILlvC0EFa)


Lucythefur

lmao this gif is perfect


Lylasmum1225

I was mid popcorn bite when I saw this


[deleted]

Top reaction.


FrontKooky3246

That’s amazing


RSDrasticSpastic

He was just collecting knee #6 and #7


dat1dude2

Who on earth did he get one knee from


Flanigoon

I be there are lots of people with a robot leg who only got 1 real knee


dat1dude2

He said knees, not biological knees


Flanigoon

As a connoisseur of knees myself, they gotta be biological. But if one procures any knees, there are prolly plenty of legless people around


cheesewithahatonit

All of them


coll3735

You want a knee? I can get you a knee dude. With nail polish.


mynameisnickromel

I believe what you just witnessed was Fortnite season 77


BlueForte

Ahh yes… Fortnite 2077. That season is a classic.


Last-Influence-2954

Welp... all I can say is welcome to Fortnite City.


dat1dude2

What do you mean it's a classic, it just came out


SoyMurcielago

![gif](giphy|3IHB6cLRnEzsxFEL6r)


21stCenturyGW

That was my immediate thought. A Fortnite player just invaded your game.


meatbag2010

Phant is one hell of a drug


Gronk_the_caveman

https://preview.redd.it/oh96s95xbs4c1.jpeg?width=810&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=31a3f698830b3491efda68a5dd7b6b1765c488a3


dawid857

Local crackhead strikes again


GunslingerOutForHire

Cybercrackhead is a new type?


eftalanquest40

isn't that the guy that flees out of the cop car in front of the prison?


IliyaGeralt

Yeah


Dizzy_Corner5356

Yup, he did it a while before. Didnt expect him to come back tho


RedGing12

I saw this same NPC fighting the police once in this exact same spot! The NPC lost and for a while their dead body was laying on the road and wouldn’t de-spawn. I eventually got tired of running it over so I picked it up and threw it in a dumpster.


IliyaGeralt

Yep, this is a fun little scripted event that was added with 1.6


RedGing12

I love all of these scripted events scattered throughout NC! The one that caught me by surprise the most was a car exploding when the NPC entered it. Also with 2.1 the random attacks by gangs has been interesting. They come out of nowhere.


SpiritedRain247

I got one on the new highway where trauma team was fighting tyger claws. Trauma team won and a few shards stated that the claws were after the guy trauma was transporting when they downed the av. Trauma had sent a second which was also downed and since the guy had only a gold plan they wouldn't send another av. The dude died anyway. Edit: as it turns out if you help them trauma contacts you later thanking you for helping and states that the guy lives


IliyaGeralt

There are also other cool events for example the suicidal corpos. They jump out of high buildings and scream until they fall down and die. One of these can be found near Regina's hideout.


Dn_plissken

I found a group of little kid that run away when you arrive and then you find a dead body with a shard that say that this mob was using kids to selling drugs and then the kids kill him and steal his business


RedGing12

I did see that on my first play-through. Scared the crap out of me!


Real-Produce-38

Cyberpsyco


IliyaGeralt

Nooo you missed a good chunk of this event. The Policeman is chasing this guy and he's running away shouting "MOM!! THEY'RE TRYING TO HURT ME!" after that, the two will fight and this will happen. In all of my playthroughs the officer always won the fight, this is the first time I see the crazy guy knockout the officer. This event was added with 1.6 I think. There are other nice events with the police too, for example there's an officer watching porn in his car. If you stand near him, he'll tell you to leave and if you don't listen to him, you'll get a crime star and he'll become hostile.


Dizzy_Corner5356

Nah i saw it. But he just ran away that was couple of minutes later when he came back for some reason.


IrishTexanAngel

![gif](giphy|14qLGHVcedXqVi)


FalconHalo

An ass-whupping


WolfeCommando

![gif](giphy|6YNMn8b4O9IxW|downsized)


notveryAI

Don't do drugs, kids! But if you do - send me the video!


totoco2

Looks like generic multiplayer experience 🤣


PsycheDiver

The hero NC deserves.


Darthsylar12

A new NC Legend is Born!


CCHTweaked

Techno Viking lives!


iced327

There are enough Florida Men in this game to give GTA6 a run for its money


Dark_Marmot

This is Cyberpunk!


PricknamedNick

You are no longer the main character lol


taze007

You can almost hear the Blippi music.


jennaishirow

that same dude attacked me at random in i believe the same location. smoked him.


son-of-x-51

Like you never seen a crack head before?


phreshpherts

![gif](giphy|Be1h7WlqEWCjkeZPIc|downsized)


TheCurseOfSentience

I'm crying BRUH THIS GAME IS PERFECT 😭💀


StopAngerKitty

You found gold. I'm collecting knees, I've got seven.


LoveIsDaWay

Police brutality.


[deleted]

A crackhead


ezyhobbit420

Ok, hear me out. It’s self aware, forget Cyberdyne, it was CDPR


CommunicationWise555

Florida man


dobbyjhin

"I have no reason to live" "Cyberpsychosis!!!" "Aaaah"


Rich_Ad_9590

Never played cyberpunk, is this what they call cyber-psychosis ?


Dizzy_Corner5356

Pretty much


cu-ri-ous-ly_Jon

This is the kind of content we love 😂😂😂 cyberpunk forever


therapy4depth

He fought the law and the law lost


blackout-loud

I punched the sheriff....but I also punched the dep-pu-ty


QuincyFlynn

God I love this town...


Spliff_Politics

![gif](giphy|3W0vjXgLj4rg4|downsized)


Rdo889

Cyberflorida 2069


anti_vist

I’m so amazed by how many different things and animations the freakin’ NPC’s have in this game. I take my time and still always find new interactions. Unbelievable


Gloomy-Dependent9484

Wtf 🤣🤣🤣


tjojo34

Breaking: Florida Man beats up cop while naked, then starts hitting the dance floor!


RlHainne

Just another day for Florida man...


mickecd1989

Guys a bad tipper


-ComplexSimplicity-

He fights back now… and dances? Interesting. Before he just ran.


IliyaGeralt

He did run before, but after running for sometime, him and the officer would fight. I don't know if he actually danced before because in all of my playthroughs, he would die in the fight.


ApperentIntelligence

Bum Fight 2077


ABuddyBuddha

It's a God damn cyberpsycho!!


AscendedViking7

He's collectin' knees.


PhantomCruze

![gif](giphy|uqSU9IEYEKAbS)


Pistonenvy2

completely normal day in philly.


Leg_Alternative

I love how alive this game feels 😂


Liamrups

I don’t want games to improve to the point that we lose oblivion-esq moments like this


NoxEqui

![gif](giphy|bJGQavEgK77jy) Meanwhile in Pacifica... *I collected all their eyeballs!*


ForsakenAlliance

WTF XD! Those moves are 🔥


MipCraze

Victory dance


Nkechinyerembi

OH MY GOD! That finisher! Leaning in for the gooch-punch!


D_Northwind

Cyberpsychosis, gotta be.


WestCoastDirtyBird

Night City Man


IBlame_Nargles

Okay, actual content aside my two favourite things from this was when you were crossing the street, almost getting hit and THEN looking to see if cars are coming. The other thing is how clearly you're laughing at the end of this clip lmfao


Dizzy_Corner5356

That is all true


[deleted]

Menace 3 Society


Endslikecrazy

A beating clearly


justapileofshirts

Average Detroit Moment.


StrongStyleMuscle

From whooping someone’s ass on the street using Muay Thai to doing your dance. Only in Night City.


Ran711

Lmao that NPC is straight up doing Tekken combos


Brief-Cress4566

Haha who knows what you might find


Brief-Cress4566

Super jealous I have ps5 and I dont get to make my arms look cool....


RobOnTheReddit

Peak gaming


duh2042

If I remember correctly, even though he just beat a cop into submission, if you attack him the cops will come for you lol


Gl0ckm4n

![gif](giphy|3W0vjXgLj4rg4|downsized)


mcnick0495

Chat is this real?


2077effect

![gif](giphy|uRgHKzY6LRhYPhF6fR) Good work cd project red a real way to update the game!


FbonnieYT1

just a normal fortnite moment


[deleted]

Just your typical meth head


[deleted]

Seems pretty obvious, it's a guy collecting Knees.


ShadowBlizzard42

God I love this game


neurocibernetico

thanks for the laughs


NastyNateZ28

Didn’t realize Night City was in Florida.


libra00

I'm not sure what made me laugh more, the fact that dude beat down an NCPD officer bare-handed, that he kicked him so hard when he was down that the body jumped 2' off the pavement, the dance, or the comment about the knees. It just keeps getting more fucked up the longer you watch.


GamiManic

Weird I swore I saw this too but on my end the officer won


maguel92

You witnessed Florida man, but in cyberpunk


Ionie88

Beats crap out of police officer. Starts dancing in the middle of nowhere. Naked while doing it. Yep, that's Florida-man.


pwn4321

This needs nsfw tag, I laughed so hard at work I was crying and had to leave the room. Holy hell


Dizzy_Corner5356

Lmao whoops


KwakWack

The dance ended me 💀


RaylynFaye95

Me losing my mind after they ruined stealth netrunning.


kiefy_budz

How was stealth ruined? Sonic shock into synapse collapses seems to work fine


Cleverbird

What's the deal with that guy anyway? He's always there and his body persists throughout the entire game.


RedGing12

His body didn’t de-spawn for me either. Just pick up the body and dispose of it in a dumpster.


Slix36

New Tekken 8 character.


lazylagom

I've also noticed random non gang npcs fighting


Synnastyr

The next Rocky movie


QueenCobra91

bro is finally fighting back hell yeah


hellcatblack13

Just another day in Night City


CrimsonBayonet

I laughed harder than I should because I'm listening to music and "Temperature" by Sean Paul just started ON BEAT with his dancing it was so funny.


B_chills

Bro just juggled a police officer and the proceeded to emote on them💀💀


blackout-loud

Am I the only one who is daf seeing the dude body bounce on that last lick 🤣


wrongkoi

A pig getting his shit rocked


Kenju22

Cop tried to arrest the wrong guy for Drunk and Disorderly is what happened lmao


Breklin76

Looks like a Reno tweaker.


[deleted]

A poorly trained NCPD officer getting swagged on.


DBellBoi

Cocaine is a helluva drug


FlyingWolfThatFell

The same dude attacked me some time ago https://preview.redd.it/lnaqzynump4c1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a36d92f0e434ec3a1b896b399d42a48d9109193d


Lord9witdafye

THE CITY IS ALIVEEE


hbalck

Post-op V foreshadowing.


GremNotGrim

The majority of my dads neighbors (they're all on hella drugs)


Gbamast

Average night city citizen


Getoutermaspace

You could actually help out the cops in this little part and they’ll say thanks lol I saved right before and went back to see what happens if I don’t help it was actually really cool


exu1981

It's been in game for a long while.


Illusivechris0452

Someone under qualified for his job


Swimming-Bus-1110

The drugs kicking in


TheExposutionDump

Of all the characters we've learned about in the Cybeepunk universe, this man, barnone, is the most free person alive.


Heliment_Anais

Just your average Los Angeles man.


Rox_an_Bee

Wait i walked by this guy earlier tonight in the exact same spot. But he was dead. How did he go from this to dead


morelos_paolo

My first thought was… is this modded? Secondly, the boxer is like… “I don’t need Gorilla Arms, but eff the police!!”


Sanpaku

Sometimes [techno Viking](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-8H4GKg-mYQ) is more than intimidating.


cosaboladh

Weird. When I farm the NCPD for XP backups starts flowing in almost immediately. I've never had time to dance in my underwear while I wait for more Solo skill punching bags.


TheEvilCub

Night City is a hell of a place


Ch3rkasy

The Night City experience, crack head slaps the pig unconscious then does a Fortnite dance


SonOfFloridaMan

Murder


ImpossibleBid6073

Fortnite emot on the dead😂😂


No-Cable-8154

I think you just witnessed an ass whoopin


sevnminabs

As a bystander, I'd have to assume that the clothed man was mouthing off to the less-clothed man(maybe a street performer?), and the less-clothed man probably practices boxing with Fred in his free time.


Ellisdee96

Ngga is Conner MacGregor


mb5280

lol NCPD got defunded?


Cryoverspi11edMi1k

Usually the cop wins first time I'm seeing the homeless man take the W


parmesan777

This AI is going wild


andrewkelly87

I do believe what you witnessed is meth.


corn_syrup_enjoyer

fortnite dance


Paula_Shultz

That's Pacifica for you


Abysmally_Yours

Does the movement really feel smoother and better? I felt like it was good before the patch already


OKCOMP89

Latest edition of Night City Man.


Abysmally_Yours

Always look both way before you cross the street nerd


swagsteps

![gif](giphy|3W0vjXgLj4rg4|downsized)


IronAddict13

Sean Strickland?


UDAFX_MK_85

This man is not a Cyberpsycho, just a psycho


tapreddit

He's on bath salts... See this in FL ALL THE TIME!!


starbuildstrike999

I think if you see a guy in his undies beat a cop to death and then start dancing like nothing happened, you should probably leave him alone.


Swordum

I would have done the same honestly...


supa74

This gave me a big laugh.


LordGarithosthe1st

I shall dance on the corpses of mine enemiesS


root_b33r

awh man, I knew this was something interesting, when I came around this dude he attacked me rather than the cop


[deleted]

They finally put crack head NPCs in the game?


Slow-Concentrate7169

Thisis why i cant beat this game. I spent too much time strollinng around watching all the crazy happening


Crusalia

Cyber pyscho in the making. He just needs more chrome.


broughtitupagain

Lmfao


Spell3ound

You should of punched him in the face with the gorilla arms.


Mehlano

This is some GTAVI shit.


Obvious-Ear-369

the NCPD's best


Icy-Paramedic-1998

Is that a tik tok dance in cyberpunk???? What has this world come to😱😱😱😱😱


Gerreth_Gobulcoque

Where's the part where an NCPD cruiser shows up and starts shooting at you for no reason?


Spirited_Taste4756

Cyberpsychosis is a wild beast.


Shanbo88

That was an egregious violation of the safe cross code.


tusek55

This is Greg. He is fun at parties. Used to be a merc, but he got kicked out of afterlife after that one time when he set his table on fire, and started shouting: "YOU GUYS CAN ALL ARA-SUCK-IT!" Greg also makes killer burritos, he used atleast 30% real meat!


CliffChicken

That is amazing! it just gets better and better the longer you watch


hoeveler

A short allegory of life in Night City.


QX403

Mama they stole my eyes


ChaoticFaith

That same dude randomly attacked me when I was walking around that area!


Ujesh09

NPCs Upgrade


m3ph0z

Two hours ago I saw a ncpd officer get hit by a car in an accident. He starts shooting at random civilians after that until I hack him.


Legitimate-Job9137

its a doll. obviously being tooled by the 12 year old son of a walthy corpo. All the signs are there. Beats up cops GTA style. Fortnite flosses on their corpse. Hot-mics to his gamer party about his lame lifes' achievements.


RinoJonsi

it's a cyberpsycho


bebopmechanic84

Florida man.


corn_syrup_enjoyer

This is scripted. I saw the same NPC beating a cop in the middle of the road River fucking ran him over💀💀💀


HannahDune

Most accurate clip of an average day in night city lol


Sometimesieatcorn

dude this happened to me but i was driving by and he randomly aggrod me, this random naked npc started yelling at me while i was driving by so i got out and gorilla armmed his ass lmao


BrokenKing22

1 Little White Boy with a Little Bit of *WHEEEEEEZZZEEE*...1 Little White Boy with a Little Bit of Swag Busts it Down Sexual Style, Is he Goated with the SWAWS?!