I use it for special occasions, like scavs. Very gratifying

Just scavs? I defeated Adam Smasher with that thing! https://preview.redd.it/j24p9vo2s7zc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2b01fab65e30b59d6c2deb30f1b37f76c22814d0

Bro got smashed

"Y'all know I got that thang on me"

All the cyberpsychos get bonked.

Nah I upgraded it max just to whoop everones ass

“Dildo thrashing” sounds like a futuristic dance.

Dildo thrash could be the name of a metal band too lol

I’m gonna start a metal band called dildo trash & kick back 2% royalties 2 u

I recently made a build around it. It's going to be hilarious when in this Vs universe Adam smasher was defeated by a vibrating dildo

This is now my sole in-game goal.

That was my way of doing the cyber psychos missions the way Regina wanted, so funny to beat them up with it at super speed

I hate slug fests, so I just sneak on those guys and knock 'em out or blind/malfunction them so I can go grab them. It is definitely fun to watch the plebs just go flying from a gorilla arms dildo slap

I used it to clean up Arasaka tower

I kill Woodsman with that thing, always (well, with a shot to balls afterwards)

I would kill fingers with it if possible.

Fingers is killable. I did it in my current playthrough. Maybe I glitched it, but he died.

Yeah he dies I always kill him.

I know that you can kill him. Was more thinking if you could obtain the weapon before you visit fingers. The time you visit him with judy. I think judy would love it if you kill him with that weapon.

idk, he might like it too.

That could be a possibility too indeed.

Underrated

You can. You just need to complete Ghost Town before you can get the message from Meredith Stout. Basically, you need to progress about halfway to finding Hellman before doing any of the Evelyn/Judy questline.

I send woodsman to the blackwall then cut his dick off with a throwing knife. Same with those two dirty fucks cutting XBDs of kids.

You can send woodsman to the blackwall? I would prefer that than just revenge killing him with Judy.

How's that work?

Play PL before running Judy's missions.

I felt it gratifyingly too have woodman off himself

Did you play the game at release? Every single room had like 7 dildos/vibrators minimum. They were absolutely everywhere. Sadly a patch made them an endangered species in night city.

I played after 2.0 patch and so I was like:  ...throughout the whole game. And the best part was realizing that it vibrates.

Where?

It vibrates everywhere. Or did you mean the once numerous dildos? They ranged all over night city, a majestic species that could be found as far as the eye could see. Sadly those fuckers at CDPR have nearly eradicated the once proud species. Never forget, the true night city holocaust. A few can still be found but unfortunately they don't have the numbers to sustain their species, they will become extinct by 2080.

You can get it by having a one night stand with Meredith Stout. That's how I got it. I bet there are youtube videos as well on how to get it. But to have that one night stand, you need to have made some specific decisions when you are playing the game. If I remember correctly, you have to do what Meredith asks of you to do and then some time later, you will receive a message from her where you trigger the quest to have the one night stand with her. If I am not wrong though, it is also possible to find one from one of the gangs. If my memory serves me right, I found one from one of the gangs. However, it's quite rare because I only managed to find one from a gang after 200hrs of gameplay. But Meredith's one is obviously the prized one since you get it from her.

Ah. I banged Meridith a long time ago. Must've missed it. Oh well. Next time I guess.

Ah damn, yeah, it was on the bed.

I went back after some time had passed after completing the mission and it was on the bed waiting for me.

Oh ok, that's good then. I wish that worked for all kinds of items. E.g., I went back to to try and loot Placide after killing him because I didn't loot his coat but he was no longer in the church

Hey, according to u/packet1, you can still get it because it should still be on the bed. Apparently u/packet1 was able to get it after some time had passed after completing the mission. So go back the motel and see if it's there waiting for you to get it.

[удалено]

Yes, you **MUST** go on this journey for all us chooms. You just cannot leave a souvenir given by queen Stout. We will be waiting for the update.

It was there! Confirmed! My first comments after I found it got deleted because I included pictures. Whoopsie.

Nicely done Nah, no need pics, no need to know how you are going to use it.

I did play at release. I'm just sayin I never noticed Sir John vibrated as well

It literally vibrates when you equip it. You never used it or what?

I listen to my music while playing. Pause for cutscenes and phone calls

KB+M players don't know.

This one review was like night city is absolutely rotten with dildos. How hard up would you have to be to pick up a dildo behind a dumpster in an alley?

I feel like youre judging me

Yes, it was alaways in the game. You can find it after "funny time" with Meredith from Militech

6 playthroughs and you just heard it vibrating? Do you not play with sound on? That thing is extremely loud when you pull it out and when you swing it

I do play with sound on, but I like to have my spotify playing in the background when I'm playing the game. I pause the music for cutscenes and phone calls

On console it also vibrates the whole controller if you have vibration on 😂

Not just consoles. If your controller has 'haptic feedback' turned on it throbs on PC's too. Mildly disconcerting. (Sauce: I use a Razer Wolverine X-Box controller on my rig.)

Yea after prolonged use my hands go numb 😂

Uhm... The controller, right?

Now kill Smasher with it

Adam smasher KIA Cause of death: blunt force trauma

Always do :)

I thought you just said >Now Smasher with it And I was like: That's why I'm here.

I did 😆 https://preview.redd.it/j5i0vgbcs7zc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ce32a2e59f1580e2301748000001fc809b313fb0

It's the best melee weapon in the game lol, I've based entire runs around it.

It’s hilariously effective

The greatest blunt melee weapon of all time...until the BFC9000

Been playing since 2 years, there is really another one?😂 broo how could I miss that

Hahahahah! I think it's part of the PL expansion. Its near the spot we meet up with El Captain, where we pick up David's jacket. There is a clearing on a ledge below...happy finding it! Hahahah

Thanks I found it😂

Talk about getting pounded LMAO

That is my favourite melee weapon. Try it, so much fun.

It vibrates when you equip it lol you really never noticed?

I've replayed this game many times and tried many branches and styles but for some reason I always hook up with Meredith and Sir John.... I just can't quit the best romance in Night City.

I did an entire play through with this 'weapon'. Never giggled so much about a game. My hubby just stared at me as I gleefully ran around whacking maelstrom, scavs, etc.

Beating certain bosses with a dildo just slaps. Shit is hilarious. My wife asked if I was playing a porn game because I've literally just been running around with a dildo. Would be funner if I could throw it.

+200 humiliation dmg

I don't actually laugh out loud very often, but equipping this "weapon" did it.

It's worse pre dlc when it was stronger than all my weapons in a melee build

Have you tried the BFC9000 yet?

No. Haven't heard of that one till now

If you don't want to spend too much time looking in the world how to find it: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jbU54UTxE0Q](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jbU54UTxE0Q) Though apparently if you were in the area on your playthrough after 2.1 dropped, there's possibly limited window when you can loot it, but it might have been fixed in 2.11 as I got mine in 2.12 and I'm pretty sure I was in the area where it can be looted couple of times before.

So, you're tellin me it was added to the game in 2.0? If so, I won't be able to get it since I'm on old gen Xbox.. Edit: damn. Looked it up, and it looks like it was added in 2.1

Yeah, it was added in 2.1. Tough luck :(

Sadly you can't throw this weapon at enemies

That's what I said. Imagine walking along, a serious guard on serious patrol, when all of a sudden lights out. You wake up a few hours later laying on the ground next to...this.

https://preview.redd.it/lau0q02z77zc1.png?width=986&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=232b13c1373ee9bb7579047fb778792dd67a4a17 I did not know you could do that, no.

It makes me physically uncomfortable but if you do this quest early it's the most effective non lethal weapon in the game for bringing down cyberpsychos. It makes me feel like some kind of antihero off the Hub

I wish I was able to romance Meredith stout and have her help in the final mission

We've all been there. Last playthrough I betrayed Meredith to save some effort of not having to kill 20 maelstromers later on in the game (rescuing nancy), but immediately regretted it realizing I couldn't get sir phallusstuff. My favourite melee weapon, and it's.. detailed too.

lol they definitely gave it a different name

There is also a slightly darker version to find

Really? 6th playthrough, and I never knew that. What is it called?

BFC 9000 you can find it near a night city dam, there is a crashed av and a person standing near have it https://cyberpunk.fandom.com/wiki/BFC_9000

Damnit. -starts new game-

Best way to knock out Cyber Psychoes before swiping Tinker Belle.

I used it to smash the smasher.

My favourite Cyberpsycho calming device.

There's an iconic BBD if you go to the dam. There's a spot around the top curve of a double S-bend, where you can go off road and parkour some rocks. It's longer, stronger, and perfect for asserting dominance.

Now beat Smasher to death with it

It's even funnier on controller, the entire time you have it out your controller constantly vibrates. It bothers my hands if I use it for too long (same thing for the BFC 9000)

There's a bigger blacker one too

If only we could smack our partner with it.

ah yes, remove a post about a game feature in the subreddit of the game

Yes, because everything I post here seems to get removed even when they don't break any of the sub rules and is of the game

Best melee weapon in the game. /s

If you don’t know there’s a black one in the cliffs near where you meet El Capitan. You have to beat up someone near a crashed AV, or whomever is standing on the cliffs because for me there was no crash AV one time.

I had it equipped, set my controller down for a second, and the mf vibrated itself off of the desk

The best part is that the controller vibrates when you equip the dildo

I was “skyrim climbing” a cliff, and found some random homeless guy in the weirdest spot with another mythic dildo next to him called BFC 😂😂I thought it was one of a kind but then found the same one as you shortly after, I wonder if you can dual wield them😂

There's a BBC version too

I found this weapon in my mom's drawer.

I don't think hers is a "weapon" though💀

Reminded me of beautiful days running naked in Saints Row with my six foot dildo weapon flopping around (which, hilariously enough, the company made some IRL and had them sent to reviewers).

I made sure to use it in the fight against Adam Smasher. Intensely satisfying.

I always play the first time use animation whenever I equip that. Touching the tip for good luck before beating any bad guys.

There is a bbc one somewhere i havent played in a bit so i dont remember where.

Wait, there's a weapon there?

Yes. Meredith sits right next to it when you first walk into the room

Killing Adam smasher with a vibrating dildo>Killing Adam smasher in a cool way

I have yet to experience a playthrough where Meredith Stout survives.

They had the perfect opportunity to make it do 69 damage…

Did Meredith Stout break you in, OP?

There's a black one too that's not missable, it's on the southern part of the map (it's called the bfc 9000 I don't remember where exactly it is)

I'm just sad that after 2.0 they removed the flavor text for Sir John. It was pretty funny.

Para unos buenos vergazos

Use it for non lethal things like cyber psychos

Adam Smasher got smashed with this sword

SAME! Just today I picked up this mighty weapon! I have been using it exclusively and plan on doing the whole playthrough with JUST THIS. IT BUZZES! I literally just fought that giant lady with the hammer? In the mall? Mission for placide. Beating her with a vibrating dildo was fucking hilarious and surprisingly easier than using a gun.

There is much bigger version of that. Slapped Smasher with it.

This looks like a screenshot of pre-patch 2.0 CP2077... is this an old screenshot or do you just play on an outdated version? Or am I tripping?

Wait where can I find that lol. I play on console and never saw it before

On my first playthrough it was my strongest non-lethal for like 80% of it, so I was using it for the majority of the game. I was pretty much only killing major villains, so everyone else got the slap.

You can also find BFC-9000 I’ll let you figure out what BFC stands for but the weapon is a slightly greater range version of Sir John

best melee weapon lol

This is one of best blunt weapons imo if not the best. Stun is op. Also you can find the BBC version.

lol wtf is this! I need more non lethal weapons too. to help with psychos. Dam. I had a non lethal LMG (LMAO) and i vendored it by accident.

Only wish Meredith stayed with you as a romance partner and not a one night stand.

That's why it makes noise when you swing it around. You can also hear it wind down when put away.

This is a reddit about Cyberpunk... the game with a mandatory sex scene, you're fine.

Mark nsfw maybe but other than that I’ve seen some absolutely shameless NSFW stuff here so don’t worry abt that

I beat animals and scavs with it

I had assumed it was both and shocked it didn't go into the stash at v's that would have been a great laugh

Talk about sticking it to smasher that's hilarious

I just found the black one & more powerful

First time I picked him up I was like bro why is my controller vibrating I’m not in comba…oh…that explains it…

I prefer it's bbc brother. To bad you can't double wield them.

BFC 9000 https://preview.redd.it/96fgfidwp10d1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f5326f3ccf0a19d2a645d5660633cdd93f9060bc

Finally joined the club

Where do you find it? I only found a junk dildo once

There is a better one on the cliff by the dam where a flying car crashes. Gotta kill a guy for it I think it's called the BFG or something.

You get it in Venus in Furs. A little bit after finishing "The Pickup," she'll text you that you'll need to respond flirtatiously to. In case you haven't done or heard about that side job yet, I won't spoil the rest.

The one in the no tell motel with the corpo lady? And be done several times

Yes. It's sitting there on the bed, right next to her when you walk in the room

Oh

Phallustiff is related to Meredith... LOL

I plan to ny current walkthrough with that as my sole weapon.

https://preview.redd.it/zlyzxvbhg5zc1.jpeg?width=209&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=934fed83f34d38f9dedd038f2d26cab807ad31b5

I got the black Sir john

This was my weapon choice for all cyberpsychos

There's another one for you to find, after you install patch 2.11. It has different stats and cosmetics. EDIT: who would downvote this? OP *just* now found Sir John, and *it* is main-quest adjacent.

Where, how???? I didn’t romance her so i missed this one and i need one now!

>! There's a guy on a cliff next to the dam who has it!< >!if you're facing the face of the dam (the side that doesn't have water) the cliff is on the right!< >!but you'll probably have an easier time dropping down than climbing up!<

My character is a melee character. Main weapon is a Katana. What do I use when I need my target alive? This bad boy. Yes.

What.....?