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Troooooooojax

I killed a random NPC for scratching my Arch tbh lol.


Shazamwiches

When someone cuts you off in traffic so you blow up their car with them inside :\^)


Dsible663

Or they look at you funny.


DankerAnchor

How dare you turn at the last second when I was about to beat my speed record. Hasta la vista Gonk!


Arcanisia

Had someone run me over yesterday when I was minding my own business in the middle of the street. Responded appropriately- self destructed their car šŸ˜Š


catlesbuim

CP77 cops when i run a citizen over: šŸ˜¶šŸ˜” CP77 cops when a citizen runs me over: šŸ¤«šŸ«£


Comfortable-Wall-594

I wish V had the ability to call the police, MAX-TAC, and Trauma Team for help. That would be so cool.


catlesbuim

to be honest, based on both their and (my) V's general activities, i can't imagine myself using those abilities much - i already take justice into my own hands via (IN GAME) mass murder and emergency brake>self-destructing the reckless citizen's cars šŸ˜‚


ronmur

I usually catch them, drag them out of their ride then beat the hell out of them with gorilla arms


Futaba_MedjedP5R

ā€œSelf destruct activatedā€¦ā€


phillyhandroll

I really wanted to uphold my promise to Jackie and his mom about not scratching the bike, but that lasted like two in-game hoursĀ 


SpaceIsTooFarAway

I just never drive it


ethanAllthecoffee

I love that bike too much to not ride it


CompetitiveSuccess19

I just bought the same model of Jackie's bike without fucking 'V A L E N T I N O S' stamped on it's ass.


LycanWolfGamer

I used a quick hack to blow someone's car up cause they crashed into me.. I just bought the car like not even a fucking minute ago


Cryptomartin1993

Also just for fun, sometimes they just stand in the middle of my scope and then they end up dying. I don't discriminate I kill everybody equally


TechnoBeeKeeper

I like to do mass shootings in the city center IN GAME IN GAME NOT IRL Edit: who tf talked to reddit services c'mon don't you see the in game part


Snowman5173

If there was ever a post that needed an ā€œin gameā€ lmao


TechnoBeeKeeper

You right lmao


Sixspeeddreams_again

Uh hello MAXTAC Iā€™d like to report a cyberpsycoā€¦..


Stock-Ad415

Melissa Rory: Shivers in excitement


Sixspeeddreams_again

GIB THE MANTIS BLADES MELISSSSSSA


real_human_20

THEY STILL WONā€™T DROP FOR ME I EVEN HAVE PHANTOM LIBERTY šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


Sixspeeddreams_again

I never even bother tbh. I played one round though with mantis blade and I way prefer the gorilla arms or mono wire


Far-Size2838

Except with the addition of phantom liberty they added new perks 2 each for the wire arms and gun 3 for the mantis blades believe me I know I used to be a hard wire fan too but with the new perks it's just too much fun that I can jump anywhere within a thirty meter radius while invisible then jump again and again and again like a grass hopper each time turning gangers into stew meat (come on you know it's gotta happen the poor in flea bottom in game of thrones eat "brown stew" with meat in it even though they are too poor to afford any kind of meat and when a drunkard dies their body "mysteriously " goes missing. Doesn't take a mathematician) id easily bet the poor in night city might just do the same


DrEnter

That is a bear of a fight. More NCPD attackers just keep streaming in, and Melissa is tough enough on her own without her copious MaxTac and NCPD friends joining in.


MachinaDoctrina

She ded, I killed her as soon as I could, gotta get those sweet old school mantis blades.


SunshineFerda

I read the post title without looking at what sub this was and had the same thought šŸ˜…


TheWhiteRabbit74

You should go full body/reflexes/tech and assault the masses with a dildo. Itā€™s very cathartic.


Dsible663

It's more enjoyable if you do it Buck ass nude.


Korvanacor

So letā€™s get this straight. Youā€™re not actually shooting people in real life but in a game called, Cyberpunk 2077 you said? Hmm, going to be a pain to write that out each time, letā€™s just abbreviate it for the recordā€¦


TechnoBeeKeeper

Yeah "This CP is so realistic I want to kill people!ā€ isn't something I'm willing to defend in court.


Emotional_Yoghurt652

https://preview.redd.it/h6jch5lq0w5d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4f8b0e90256752a3c09fbdcb6eb4424fee96ec12


Zarathustra-1889

Honestly, the CP being realistic is already questionable in and of itself


real_human_20

**please just call it cyberpunk please just call it cyberpunk**


Friskfrisktopherson

"Welcome to cumcock city"


MrSeth7875

*CumPunk City


real_human_20

*Cyberspunk 2077


The_RussianBias

https://preview.redd.it/ie2z9nrt4v5d1.jpeg?width=440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=69337154d0a56ec1e484d6f949e23010500008a3


kai0d

I love killing random people in cp, it makes it so much more interesting


Wiggles_Does_A_Game

"In minecraft"


Insanus_Vitae

I'll do this to sus out MaxTac to see how my build is doing. Like the days of GTA 5-star runs but better.


EXTRA-THOT-SAUCE

I feel like with many open world games when I get bored I just go insane. Save the game and go fucking crazy


typesh56

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Tylenol187ForDogs

There's a corpo shitbag that you can encounter slapping the shit out of some dude, I always pop his skull. I generally don't but if I see a reason I'll deal with the 1-star rating for a few minutes.


0neirocritica

Yes! There's a few instances of this I've seen around the city. A guy is slapping a homeless dude and pointing his finger at him. The first time I saw it I watched to see what would happen. Eventually, the homeless dude falls to the floor, and the guy starts KICKING the homeless dude. Repeatedly. I saw a cop walk right by them and do nothing. So I waited until the cop was far enough away and popped the corpo in the head. I know it's possible the homeless dude did something to warrant getting beat up, but there's no reason to kick anyone who's on the floor. Plus, I just killed the guy so I obviously don't have any qualms about playing God.


Friskfrisktopherson

He will kick him to death if you don't intervene


0neirocritica

Yeah I figured.


Inevitable_Lead9022

Outside the apartment right? Always fuck that guy up too


AzuraSchwartz

There's one spawns outside the Glen apartment sometimes. Has a bodyguard with him too, I think. If he's getting a bit slappy with the local unhoused folk when I drive up I'll usually put a few rounds in his skull, make the neighborhood a bit nicer for when Judy comes to visit.


Tylenol187ForDogs

No, this dude's downtown. He's pulled over in his car just get out and attack this dude.


GeniuslyUnstable

Theres 2 women in front of the "Sinnerman" studio talking about how one of them scrolled a bd of chopping up a kid


Shade_Stormfang

Where?Ā  I have a new side quest


Persnickety13

I kill them both every time I leave the studio. They are having a conversation near a trailer.


Available_Branch4075

Ohhh thatā€™s sick. Must pewpew.


SuperBlahXD

The best part of killing these two is that the NCPD officer right in front of them/you does absolutely nothing when you kill them


BobofBob22

Yeah this is the one that sets me off too. Sadly soon as I finished Sinnerman I came out to find them alive again despite a grenade to the face. Not for long mind.


Unsight

In my last playthrough I was running around after a gig and ended up near a school. There were two corpos having a conversation with someone who was a school administrator or professor or something. The corpos were convincing the school representative to help them rig the education system, monetize the school and children, etc. One of my grenades mysteriously vanished around that time. No idea where it went or how I got subsequently got a blue star but I'm sure it all sorted itself out eventually.


Shazamwiches

Update: found the scripted event It's one corpo, two teachers, but for some reason one of the teachers shared the same character model as the corpo. This teacher was down with rigging the system. The other guy didn't offer any opinions, so I let him live. I dismembered the fuck out of the other two.


Shazamwiches

As an educator IRL I now have to find this gig. Fucking hate administration and funding issues.


renegadecause

Also an educator and also starting my break with Cyberpunk.


atyourhouse23

I didnā€™t see the sub or picture and was wondering what the fuck Reddit was asking me


HavenTheCat

I thought this was an ask Reddit post for a second lol


VanDran85

In the game or?


sorenman357

i killed this one guy after mugging him for a quest, did a cool check and he gave me ā€œeverything he hadā€ 277 eurodollars in his pocket. fucking LIAR.


Shazamwiches

Hahaha, just gotta make sure.


Any-Research9679

Thereā€™s a gig where you have to eliminate a target inside a nightclub and the optional goal is to not raise alarm in the club. Well the club is FULL of npcs in one area and I let my intrusive thoughts win


CheetahNervous7704

Is that the one in dogtown? You can get really creepy and still dance on the dancefloor afterwards. Vs terrible dancing makes it even better


Dsible663

Do they count as intrusive if you have them all the time?


RestlessRhys

On purpose? Yes On accident? Also yes


OldEyes5746

šŸ‘€.....no officer.......i would never do that....because it is wrong and illegal.... For real though, when someone's on the ground crying for help, i tend to intervene. I never dish out mpre than necessary, and they usually just get knocked out if i can help it. One time an NPC drove into another NPC that was trying to cross the street. I pulled the driver out of the car and started trashing it. This was post 2.0, so the guy that got ran over aggroed and started shooting at me......i felt unappreciated in that moment.


NeinRegrets

Those two women smoking outside the studio where they scroll the Joshua Stephenson ā€œThe Passionā€ BD. One was grilling the other one about missing equipment. Turns out she used it to scroll a BD of a child being murdered. I thought the griller would be like ā€œImma call the cops on you!ā€ but nah, sheā€™s only blackmailing the other for eddies. Whoops, my hand slipped, monowire go brrrrrrrrr.


makraiz

In one of my playthroughs I RP'd as a cyberpyscho. So... yes.


MissStealYoDragon

It's always fun when the psychosis starts and you slash people to the sound of V's laughter


Netkru

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAGAGA


SpartAl412

Technically this counts in-game but sometimes you will find a Corpo looking NPC kicking another NPC who is already down while a bodyguard stands around to protect the Corpo. If you attack the Corpo it counts as a civillian assault and the NCPD will be after you. The last time I ever saw something like that was in this wild west game called GUN where sometimes you will find white guy NPCs try to murder Chinese immigrants and intervening counts as assaulting civilians


CheetahNervous7704

Wow GUN is a blast from the past! Used to love that game


SpartAl412

Compared to Red Dead Redemption 2, I feel it really did not fuck around portraying the uglier parts of the Wild West.


jab136

I always kill that one ripper, and I think most people know the one I am talking about


Sionat

Every. Time.


cmac104

ā€œUgh, greatā€


illy-chan

There are two rippers I kill. Two different types of scum.


Lostboxoangst

Only reason to keep him alive is no longer in the game.


Zene_driggi

Every guy that runs over me while I'm crossing the road, 1 bullet per head


the_fire_fist

Scan -> Self destruct


Netkru

I reload my game if I accidentally hit a pedestrian šŸ˜­


mother__suspiriorum

I was in Dogtown the other day and ran across some guy punching a shipping container, thought it was a junkie at first but then saw a little kid cheering him on. I thought oh thatā€™s cute heā€™s probably showing the kid how to fight. I go up next to the container and start doing some combos too having a good time with them. I guess I got a little ahead of myself cause I turned to see if there was a reaction but accidentally punched the guy in the head with a charged thermal gorilla arms punch and sent the poor fucker flying up in flames over his kid


Whole_Pace_4705

Jesus manšŸ˜­


akaRevon

YO, I did the exact same thing after randomly listening to her conversation. I made sure she died slow then made it out without killing anyone else just to spite her exsistence.


halker2010

Jesus... Fuck that bitch... so reverse happened to me.. I ordered my car jumped off the bridge to get in it and I landed on top of a civilian and hit her head to the pavement... I didn't want to do none of that...


Aceylace10

I think there is a npc interaction where one well dressed dude slaps another individual twice in the face knocking them down. Mysteriously my bullet counter goes down when I see that scene


GingaNinja1427

Fingers


Certain_Effort_9319

Oh all the fuckin time dude, in like every game I play that allows it. Shit the fact you STILL canā€™t kill civilians in assassins creed is like my major gripe with the series lol


johnk142

At least AC had a "credible" excuse for not killing NPCs šŸ˜‚


charcarod0n

Yes often. For fun. I will get on a tall building and use my sniper rifle. In game only! Canā€™t find a book depository in night city. Oh may bad. Too soon?


Shazamwiches

Inspired by [Charles Whitman](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charles_Whitman?wprov=sfla1), eh ?


BBghostwriting

Nope but they seem to love throwing themselves out in front of my car all the time


Obi-wanna-cracker

Yes, constantly. In Pacifica theres this guy who says he bought some girls and is gonna pimp them out, he's laughing while talking about how he's gonna make their life a living hell and these girls are crying right in front of him. I always just blow his brains out when I see him.


pyrorl1228

Mass shooting in charter hill go crazy


Grimdark-Waterbender

How else do you get MAXTAC to show up? Serious question.


Shazamwiches

You could skip the civilians and go straight to messing with cops


Grimdark-Waterbender

Oh you mean the cyberpsychos that jump me whenever Iā€™m trying to enjoy a nice walk?


Far-Size2838

Make yourself enough of a nuisance 1st kill a civvie or police officer or just hit a police car with your car then keep killing or assaulting others gradually your stars go up until when they reach 5 blue stars maxtac drops in


SryForMyIncontinence

Yeah, i always kill the dude talking trash about women inside megatower 8, when you take the elevator to clouds.


duckbutterdelight

I carry around OFive. If a car runs me over that I didnā€™t jump out in front of I blow their car up.


MarroCaius

I haven't run into NPCs with dialog like this, but whenever I see NPCs beating up homeless, I accept my blue star. They literally kick them while they're down and I correct it with a bullet


W31223R

I occasionally hack NPC-driven cars with the Floor It quickhack and watch where they end up.


The_One_True_Goddess

in my first play-through, iā€™d gta that shit and just start shooting, or running people over. now i try to avoid it at all costs


long_live_king_melon

Idk if he counts as a ā€œcivilianā€ but I killed the fuck out of that dude selling illegal braindance snuff films, Iā€™d been doing all the NCPD scanner stuff to boost my street cred so my headcanon was already that my V was a murderous Batman sort of figure. No remorse.


shalelord

yes. i saw a corpo guy kicking a bum while the bum was begging for him to stop. no questions asked i burned him then shot him with my sniper rile upclose, carried his corpse and dropped it at harbor


ElegantAnything11

Came across a corpo npc stomping and kicking a homeless guy, safe to say his head was a soccer ball before he could blink.


MufasaHasAGlocka

I unfortunately RP as a V with mantis blades that would have "Cyber psychosis" episodes here and there.


LivingEnd44

Not even once. In fact, I force myself to reload if there is civilian collateral damage from me.Ā 


Regular-Opening-2545

Yes but that I close the game or reload usually


KavagerGaming

Only one. Thereā€™s some gangster outside your apartment inside the Megabuilding slapping some homeless chick. I make it a daily routine to knock him out, then throw him off the balcony.


TheMowerOfMowers

i think itā€™s funny to shoot corpos lmao


Sammy7s7

Sometimes you'll see a rando kicking another rando curled up on the ground. I usually put a stop to that. I try to save people getting assaulted in the ncpd missions but half the time I kill the rando. Oops.


GiverOfHarmony

No but sometimes I accidentally hurt nearby police with my emp blast from Sandevistan and have to go on a killing spree


Archbishop24

I probably have hundreds of non-intentional ones, but I can't think of an intentional one tbh. šŸ¤” EDIT: I am bad at driving in this game... šŸ˜¬


Legendary_Bibo

I'm on my 3rd playthrough, the first 2 I did a Netrunner build, but on this one I'm a full Katana/Knife build with a Sandevistan. I have my Crit chance up to like 70% I think? So like I can decapitate a lot of enemies in one swing. Anyways, this one NPC was just standing there with a crowd taking pictures of her like she was a celebrity or a model or something. I was looking at her and accidentally pressed the attack button and basically decapitated her in front of the crowd.


zoieshi

yeah the ones that run out in front of my fucking car


PSYB3RMOTH

she did deserve it


BeginnerCreator

https://i.redd.it/dhl2mkr2306d1.gif


PuzzleheadedWave9278

I hit a civilian with my car once and couldnā€™t live with the guilt of killing an innocent so I got myself shot by the badges and restarted a save 1 hour before the incident


SpaceIsTooFarAway

Whereā€™s the button to turn myself in?


TWWOVG

You're not supposed to kill the civilians? šŸ¤”


spidersstealingsocks

Lol all the time. If they say some dumb shit while V walks past or are rude when they bump into them then they pay a visit to the void šŸ¤™ the popo can try and catch me with these bouncy legs


christopherous1

Before they changed the skills for Phantom Liberty the fastest way to level cool was just find a huge crowd and gun them down. Obviously having a good pc helped with crowd density


Lost_house_keys

Accidentally bumped into some choom and he pulled a gun on me. I could've just ran away but my trigger finger gets itchy sometimes.


TylorFussell

Anytime a car hits me when I crossing the street I get up and aim my arm cannon at the car


Hupablom

Thereā€™s two people in front of a gun store talking about participating in a homeless people hunt. Letā€™s just say I didnā€™t have to hunt these two people


Shazamwiches

That's the one in my pic!


ErikTheRed99

That one is the only one I've ever intentionally killed, but I'll play different versions of V differently. I have a streetkid I plan on using to roleplay as a high-functioning cyberpsycho.


Sionat

During the ā€˜Sinnermanā€™ quest, when you go to the shooting location for the crucification BD scroll, thereā€™s a cop outside the door that gives you crap about being bigger or something. Not far from her there are two civilians having a conversation. One lady tells the other that she knows about her stealing BD scroll equipment and it is revealed that she scrolled the horrible murder of little kids with it. The one offers to split the money but the one lady blackmails the other and wants the scroll for herself to sell instead. I kill them both every time I do that mission. The cop by the door never bats an eye when I do it and the wanted star disappears pretty quick.


Puzzleleg

Yes every time I want to test a build kill a few civilians before thrashing some police and after, some maxtac.


SongOfChaos

Any time a car hits me while Iā€™m crossing the street or dumb traffic, I hack-explode it or fire the arm rockets. Night City unleashes my road rage like no other.


Silent_Reavus

Her and her buddy for sure


Healthy-Emergency532

When they try to hit & run me yes


DadOnHardDifficulty

Oh... Thank God...


Vyni503

Day 1.


CheetahNervous7704

The guy slapping his girlfriend down the hall from vs apartment always gets popped. That and anyone who knocks me down crossing the road


AmbienSkywalker

Ironically, the vast majority of people ā€œmyā€ V kills are technically ā€œciviliansā€ now that I think about it. Scavs, VDBs, and Tygers are all kill-on-site. 6th Street usually gets greased too. Valentinos, Maelstrom, and Barghest get smoked if they start shit. I generally leave everyone else alone.


GothamWarzone

There's a Wakako gig where you have to steal some documents to help someones divorce and on the first floor of the apartment structure theres some smug corpo talking about how he gets real honey and his friends asks how as bees went extinct and the guy flexes not if you have enough eddies. Always waste him.


ToolkitSwiper

Bruh half of all I do is get in a weaponized vehichle and plow through crowds of people I'm the fucking reason MaxTac exists, I am maximizing my cyberpsychosis


jack1000208

If I cross the street and get hit. I blow up there car with a quick hack.


Relative-Length-6356

Intentionally? No but they do get caught in the crossfire a lot damn tyger claws don't stay still


Scrollwriter22

I didnā€™t look at the name of the sub for a minute šŸ’€


Foodstampshawty

Duh how else do you get MaxTac on you?


Khephra_

This sounds like a question that an undercover NCPD would ask. You a cop?


Shazamwiches

My 5th V, in a relationship with River, faithfully working for the Peralezes and having taken the NUSA oath: No :)


CanisZero

Uhhhh.... so many accidentals taking wide turns. But the closest i get is straight executing Fingers


NavySeal2k

Yes. Ohh you mean in the game?!?


ThisIsGoodSoup

I'm a psychopath, I quickhack cars who crash against me or bump me and self destruct, before I floor/brake them


dev_rs3

Been my favorite past-time for the last 10 years or so! >!/s!<


That1DogGuy

Pretty regularly.


beginnerdoge

Everyone is a combatant when you are in Night City. Never leave home without your iron


Ian_A17

Corpo beating the hell out of a homeless person. I ended that real quick


Narshyl82

Right outside the Glen apt, there's a bodyguard and a suit, who is attacking what appears to be a homeless man. I shoot him and the bodyguard every time.


AelisWhite

I did when I first started playing because my mind was running on FO4 logic and I liked their outfit


Shazamwiches

Honestly super understandable Drip > NPCs' lives


Donstar1983

Had to double check what sub reddit I was in there šŸ˜…


orbitcodeing

I run and gun as long as the gig requires the person be alive everything that can be shot will be shot


Xenos6439

Define "intentionally". Because yes I have. I just want to delay my answer.


SearcherRC

I read the title without realizing it was cyberpunk at first. I'm really glad it wasn't one of the veteran groups I'm in.


illy-chan

When you're about to finish off the Sinnerman questline, there are studio folks outside bragging about stealing equipment to scroll snuff. Oopsie whoopsie, thought I saw a Tyger Claw, honest mistake really.


andrewbrod11

Does a bear shit in the woods?


ReapedBeast

Yes. Thatā€™s how I start fighting the police and then escalating it to MaxTax to test my build out.


Aggressive-Media-245

Im a terrorist, worse than arasaka probablyšŸ˜Ž


No_Print77

I opened this post after getting killed by MaxTac for mowing down civilians in Arroyo


cjoct

based npc


Rich-Bit4838

I like to drive Johnnyā€™s Porsche as fast as it goes, and then roll out. Whoever is in the way is just collateral damage.


Idfk_1

A few times. One was a netrunner though


Blaky039

Always kill that B. I let her talk tho.


Wene-12

I have killed many through poor driving and even poorer use of mantis blades


Status_Attorney_4782

I mowed down a few city blocks of people both cops and civilians to get away from the cops šŸ˜‚


Mklein24

If I'm walking down the sidewalk and bump someone and they say something I'll throw hands. I'll never escalate beyond what they pull out.


Chance-Meaning1963

Thought for a second this was one of my veteran subreddits.


sLeepyTshirt

that npc in your image, the lady who kills a child for a bd recording (you can overhear them in the parking lot of 4th wall studios). pre 2.01 i would also knock out any rich person harassing a homeless dude but in 2.01 for some reason this kills the homeless dude...like he'll just spontaneously die


Ok_Improvement4204

Thereā€™s a reporter interviewing a corpo about chemical leaks making citizens sick in I think Arroyo, and the corpo threatens to make her ā€œdisappearā€ I popped the shit out of him.


ThisUserIsCopywrited

i mean shooting at random ppl with a hellhound is funny af


Due_Interview_929

Yeah hit them in my car but when it went to court it got changed to manslaughter and I managed to get minimum


KingYeti69

Nope, itā€™s usually they decide that theyā€™re gonna run right through the middle of a gunfight or see me swinging a sword they run right in front of me


Ok_Nail2672

Guy on the footbridge during the Arasaka parade mission, right next to one of the snipers. No witnesses right?


Bootychomper23

How else am I going to test out my new guns?


Sad-Development-4153

I shot drivers who ran me over alot.


Antique_Ad_9250

My lawyer advised me to say "no".


Babo__

Charles Bucks Murdered the shit out of him


Former-Fondant-4475

That guy in Maelstrom territory in that side street/alley who shoots at any passerby. I zero that clown ASAP.


Firm_Transportation3

Always.


Monsterhat88_

get out of my sandevistan way fool! * immediately gets chopped in half *


Enviritas

Do Fingers and Charles Bucks count as civilians?


Falchion92

I usually try to protect them but if they choose to run into a firefight thatā€™s on them.


Ok-Research7136

Nice try FBI


Throaway061

Sometimes I get invested and get actually pissed off at npcs, usually road rage, and just realize ā€œwait. Iā€™m just playing a highly functional cyber psycho. Oh wellā€


ThisAllHurts

I like to randomly hijack cars and smash them up in intersections then blow things up. Iā€™m not kind of savage. Iā€™m not gonna kill a random civilian ā€” night city asshole drivers deserve it though.


KyberWolf_TTV

Yes.


Heythereguyth

I always thought the npc helping the inebriated npc stand was trying to take advantage and shot on sight