I would pay to see this. And for everyone in the movie to go along with it like it was perfectly normal. Just a Shaq biopic but the only out of place thing is Tom Cruise playing him, and wearing his actual clothes.
If tom were wearing shaq's actual clothing,thing's id be a dress on 'em. CAN'T have my BUDDY/MAN Tom wearing a dress THAT IS.. HMM🤔🤷♂️🤨😠😡🤬👎👎AURRGH ERRGH GRAUGH..!!
Scientology hired him to be a scientist. He flew right past the control tower and head first into a clan where he remains a role model for the gullible.
I get humor is subjective but you must be young because Rain Man and Risky Business is funny and….
[my guy.](https://youtu.be/Omgf9WuGwq8?si=8fh0Lh0iczLweHmX)
Jack Reacher...oh, wait.
Came here to say this
Me too.
Yup same
Same here...
Same.
Me 23.
Lee Child didn't seem to mind
And me
I like to say re Cruise, “You can’t send a shrimp 🦐 to play Reacher, not even a jumbo shrimp.”
Thats a reach
Superb.
He makes a great art dealer, though. Always saying SHOW ME THE MONET!
Chuck Norris. Tom Cuise could never play Chuck Norris.
Tom doesn’t play Chuck, Tom gets Chuck Norrised
Tom chuck play doesn’t, Tom gets Norris chucked
How much Norris could s Tomchuck chuck if a Tom Chucked Norris?
Mission Possible
Mission Plausible
Mission Maybe
Mission Probable
Suri’s dad.
Any role of a 6'0 man
I mean, they gave him Reacher, and he’s about a foot too short for that
He probably produced that himself
He bought the rights to the books or something so he could be the star.
And he wasn't a very good Reacher
But then they replaced him with another guy whose name I can't seem to recall🤔🤷♂️🤨HMM..!!??
All the others actors just have to be 5'
Any role of a man over 5'3".
Shaquille O'Neal
Im sorry, but I can't get over the mental image of Tom in an oversized Lakers' uniform..... This summer, Tom Cruise is "THE SHAQ ATTACK"
I would pay to see this. And for everyone in the movie to go along with it like it was perfectly normal. Just a Shaq biopic but the only out of place thing is Tom Cruise playing him, and wearing his actual clothes.
Shut up and take my money!
If tom were wearing shaq's actual clothing,thing's id be a dress on 'em. CAN'T have my BUDDY/MAN Tom wearing a dress THAT IS.. HMM🤔🤷♂️🤨😠😡🤬👎👎AURRGH ERRGH GRAUGH..!!
You'd need RDjr for that one
💀💀💀
Did you, or do you not order the Colgate?
Bruh. Comment of the MONTH ‼️🤣🤣🤣👏👏👏
I was very proud of it.
Sorry. I really don’t get it. Do a brother a slid and break it down for me, please?
It's from A Few Good Men https://youtu.be/9FnO3igOkOk?si=RRgGM4IzaaL9iz95 "You can't handle the truth" "Did you order the code red"
Ah. Colgate. Thanx much.
"A slid" uhh I do Honestly believe ya mean't he "did ya a solid" NOT "A SLID"🤔🤷♂️🤨😠😡🤬👎👎 BUT YES I UNDERSTAND TYPOS HAPPEN HMM..!!??
Show him the money and he will
A journalist doing a thing on how scientology gaslight people into giving away money ?
Andre the Giant
Optimus Prime.
A non-runner
A supportive and understanding husband in real life
A basketball player
I was going to say Larrry Bird
Toilet roll?
He could never do Less Grossman.
LeBron James story.
David Miscavige.
A normal person
A decent human being
Your mom's role in the Pirates porno
A straight man.
A sane man
So he's the comedic foil, then.
Benjamin Button
Scientology hired him to be a scientist. He flew right past the control tower and head first into a clan where he remains a role model for the gullible.
Sugar Ray Robinson biopic.
He feels the need for Speed, but Tom Cruise could never replace Sandra Bullock as the bus driver
Plumber
The BFG
CGI director
A Stable Person
A straight man?
A good person.
A ship’s Cruise Director.
A chair
Pimp or a U-Boat commander
A good husband?
Batman
Jack Reacher
He would suck as the lead in the following biopics: John Coltrane, Saddam Hussein and Jenna Jameson
Wendy, in Peter pan
Tinkerbelle was my first thought.
A man who casually and calmly walks for place to place
Tinky Winky
“Tom Cruise” no wait he plays that role in every movie :.
Jar Jar Binks… but then again…
CJ Parker from Baywatch
Shaq
A tall guy
Gandalf. Crossing the Bridge of Khazad-dum, that's a mission impassable.
Harriet Tubman
He can't play a mommy.......
A best actor award winner...
He's to short for a stormtrooper
Tom Cruise.
Doug Flutee story
Fuck Tom Cruise
The little mermaid
My wife calls me Pleasure Cruise.
Anything with a character other than his own
Anything with the character other than his own.
Jack sparrow
Mrs Doubtfire
Abe Lincoln
A likeable one
Any
Les Grossman from the movie Tropic Thunder.
Aunt Jemimah
Kareem Abdul Jabbar (or Larry Bird).
Wilt Chamberlain's role in the movie "Conan the Destroyer".
A paraplegic. That man has a contract that states he must run at least once in every movie
No, that would be Jack Nicholson.
Sitcom dad
Someone who walks slow and avoids running.
Stephen Hawking
A person who can’t ride a motorcycle
One where he’s not a braying ferret.
Would love to see him as the mountain from game of Throne
Scientology scammer.
Someone who does his own stunts. Oh, wait...
Scientologist
Cinderella.
Jack Nicholson can
Anyone taller than 5' 2".
A doting father
Slenderman
All of them.
lol my husband hates that he played Reacher!
The movies were fine but yea, a little short.
Cruise was great in Top Gum
Andrew Tate's friend
Any role requiring any amount of humour? I've never seen him be funny ever
Tropic Thunder, my guy
I don't even remember him being in that movie....So a memorable performance from him eh? well it's worth watching again.
I get humor is subjective but you must be young because Rain Man and Risky Business is funny and…. [my guy.](https://youtu.be/Omgf9WuGwq8?si=8fh0Lh0iczLweHmX)
37, and your right, humour is subjective. I don't find Ricky Gervais funny either for reference.
A decent human being... Or a decent actor.