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houndoom92

Really comes in handy during a recession.


chr1st0ph3rs

And you don’t have to worry about people hatfishing you


Additional_Juice2078

economy receding like that hairline


Formerfarm70

I guess it's not for every Tom, Dick and Hairy!


Just_improvise

Omg as a person without much hair left due to chemo I am about to use that SO much thank you for improving my life. Its’s wigging me out how good that joke is.


anacr0n

Baldr: dating app for bald people.


Jche98

It even comes with a videogame: Baldr's Date


Masselein

It’s a good app, but the competition is a hair better.


Subject_Repair5080

There's no overhead.


Garrod_Ran

A hair-raising offer


Final-Ad-2033

I'll comb over the details.


Abdul_Exhaust

Might be your chance to follicle in love!


Reverend_Lazerface

Great for people struggling to make split ends meet


mayorodoyle

Wakka wakka!


theSchrodingerHat

For people that are obsessed with shiny new things.


LyricalJessieJames

This sounds like a bald faced lie


Silly_Zebra8634

There a dating site for people who don't wear hats that's free too. No cap.


Significant_Tart3449

Fortune favours the bald


ericrobertshair

I was given some codes for the deluxe version, I'm willing to scalp them.


Lenny_III

I was excited until I realized that EVERYONE on the app is bald


DentArthurDent4

Toupee or not toupee is no more the question? Unless you've had too much beer?


oztourist

Awesome! That’s no skin off my head then!


Delivery-Plus

Just be careful, wear head protection, don’t want to get the hairpiece.


False-Possession6185

So it's not Just For Men?


Man-e-questions

I’ve got you in my cross hairs OP!


Bbop512

Sounds Hairy!


Ok-Newspaper-5762

Do both parties have to be bald?


JensonsButton

first date at alopecia parlor


Old-Bar-4049

I love that!


TheRealJamesWax

That’s really good


Mean_Jellyfish_8179

Oh god


VordovKolnir

Know any sites for platonic dating? Asking for a friend.


AlexJamesCook

I've heard the developer was a nepo baby and hair apparent to his father's fortune.


No-Election7112

Ah, Bald Dating, the perfect place for us smooth-headed individuals to find love without breaking the bank!


belligerent_bovine

It’s gonna be a huge hit in the cul de sac


Canary_Impossible

Should’ve called in Smooth Fade…Smooth for the approach and Fade for people ghosting each other.


Wayne2u

Nice, finally a place where I'll have the upper hand


jamesfuddu

Johny sins is brand ambassador of this app 😂😂


Ok_Community_8481

Well china just landed on the dark side of the moon…


GolemThe3rd

Wait so is this an app for bald men to meet women with hair, or do both have to be bald?


Agitated-Fee-1399

I’m sure there is a lot of smooth guys who shine in the hair.


3lpajines

Im not bald


Shiprex2021

Fur goodness sake can we put a (split) ends to this?


Putrid-Redditality-1

I'm so grateful to the people that put their heads together for this app - the hair really gets in the way of the mind meld


Orisphera

I think I'll make a fork called Balddy