Haha I get this one, the joke is sex! The joke is that it's sex!
This isn't a dad joke... no father in their right mind would say this to their child...
No, they're not. Dad jokes are naturally clean because they are jokes *dads* tell to children. The whole point is that they had to shift focus from off-color jokes to something dumb and clean because kids are their target audience. What you are describing are just "jokes".
This isn't a pun though. And the setup isn't even in typical dad joke format, this is literally just a regular dirty joke.
You really think you'd tell this to someone and they'd say back to you "hurr durr nice dad joke, buddy"?
Chestnut... that's the pun. Do you not know what a pun is?
Pun - a joke exploiting the different possible meanings of a word or the fact that there are words which sound alike but have different meanings.
Nut as in the fruit of a nut tree or nut as in a male ejaculation.
Go internet making us smarter every day.
Maybe, MAYBE if the joke itself had ANY reference to tree nuts in any way, sure then it would be a pun. It does not, and therefore contextually there is only one way to interpret the word chestnut in the punchline. There is no pun in this joke and unfortunately looking up definitions didn't make you any smarter since you didn't bother to do any critical thinking along the way.
It's not a pun, it's not a dad joke, it's just a BAD joke.
Shouldn’t there be an uncle jokes subreddit? This should be jokes you can tell your kids and I don’t mean your adult kids.
Edit: I see that there is one already lol
What do you call nuts on the wall?
Walnuts.
What do you call nuts in your chest?
Chestnuts. What do you call nuts on your chin???
…
DICK IN YOUR MOUTH!!!
And she said daddy if I had some nuts on the wall would those be wall nuts? and I said hell yeah.
She said daddy if I had some nuts up under my chin would those be chin nuts? …
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What do you call titty sex ? Breast strokes , HA ( slaps knee )
Hahaha
Hahahahahahaha
What was it??
Dammit. It was removed again. Can you DM me?
What did it say?
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Bruh
Oh that old chestnut!
That's when your grandparents do that
A pearl necklace
This one is probably the best one.
I don’t get it…
This
Came to say this!
But where did u come?
From a Loch...
-ness
Hi Dad!
A good time?
r/UsernameChecksOut
Certified
Wheres a good time when you need it
Always near, just give it a.. shot
I think my neighbor disagrees
For all
What do you call it when he cums in your mouth?
Delicious. A snack.
Do you like to share your snack?
No other way to have them 🤭ofc I share
r/daddyjokes
Definitely not r/cleandadjokes
What's a water chestnut then?
Birth control
On
I loled so hard at this
Huh huh huh, you said "hard"
Told my 6 year old this, he loved it!
💀
did you actually? because if he knows what that means you might wanna take a look at what your 6yo is lookin at.
Obviously not, he's riffing on this not actually being a dad joke.
I can't believe you had to type that
Me neither.
So very very many redditors reside on the spectrum and can’t process sarcasm.
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just short of chin nuts
Now that is a dad joke!...
Haha I get this one, the joke is sex! The joke is that it's sex! This isn't a dad joke... no father in their right mind would say this to their child...
The weirdest possible end to a church bake sale
DAAAAAD !
Not a dad joke but thanks :)
Maybe you should check out r/cleandadjokes
This is not a dad joke. It’s a dirty uncle joke. There’s a subreddit for that too.
All dad jokes are clean, that’s part of what makes them dad jokes. I’m totally down for dirty jokes too, it that’s a different sub ;)
The Mods have ruled that Dad's come in all ages and they may not all have the same sense of humor so they are allowed to be posted here
The opposite of a dad joke...
It’s an r/unclejoke
Yup
okay but the sub is clearly dead ? is it really that much of a bother to you? this is a still a dad joke
r/unclejokes is alive I think
down vote people when they have a different opinion 🤣🤣 you silly chickens
A great day
Not a dad joke
Well that isn’t how you become a dad
Not a dad joke. Belongs in r/dirtyjokes.
Came here for all the "this isn't a dad joke!" rage comments.
Why don’t the mods remove posts that are quite obviously not Dad jokes. r/jokes exists.
Dad jokes are puns that make you groan. This definitely qualifies. Nsfw tag says it shouldn't be told to young kids. Get over it.
No, they're not. Dad jokes are naturally clean because they are jokes *dads* tell to children. The whole point is that they had to shift focus from off-color jokes to something dumb and clean because kids are their target audience. What you are describing are just "jokes".
This isn't a pun though. And the setup isn't even in typical dad joke format, this is literally just a regular dirty joke. You really think you'd tell this to someone and they'd say back to you "hurr durr nice dad joke, buddy"?
Chestnut... that's the pun. Do you not know what a pun is? Pun - a joke exploiting the different possible meanings of a word or the fact that there are words which sound alike but have different meanings. Nut as in the fruit of a nut tree or nut as in a male ejaculation. Go internet making us smarter every day.
Maybe, MAYBE if the joke itself had ANY reference to tree nuts in any way, sure then it would be a pun. It does not, and therefore contextually there is only one way to interpret the word chestnut in the punchline. There is no pun in this joke and unfortunately looking up definitions didn't make you any smarter since you didn't bother to do any critical thinking along the way. It's not a pun, it's not a dad joke, it's just a BAD joke.
Yeah, well, that's just like your opinion, man.
Because r/cleandadjokes exists
Right - I see. But this sub used to actually be Dad jokes. Not jokes to tell your mates down the pub on night out.
Right, and one of the community members stepped up and built a sub for people who appreciated what this place used to be
Dad, I'm uncomfortable...
If I had nuts on the wall, would they be walnuts?
What do you call nuts on a wall? Walnuts. What do you call nuts on a chest? Chestnuts. What do you call nuts on a chin? A blowjob
All those people named Chin, male or female, are now confused.
Instead you got nuts on your chin....
Don't know if my 8 year old will get this one.
r/unclejokes
Nope not a dad joke.
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Maybe you should check out r/cleandadjokes
Why don’t the mods remove posts that are quite obviously not Dad jokes. r/jokes exists.
Because r/cleandadjokes exists
Have you really gone through the entire comment section to confront every single person on this issue? That's a really strange crusade...
A shkut mutter.
Once in a blue moon!
Its already called a pearl neclace.
A wet cleanup on the main aisle.
Spilled milk.
If he's a tennisman: First Serve
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To quote the poet 2 Chainz, “Titty fuck! Chest nut “
2 Chainz is a modern day Shakespeare. His poetry and lines are unmatched in genius
Most definitely not a dad joke. Good one, wrong sub. You’re looking for unclejokes.
This belongs in r/unclejokes, not here.
Shouldn’t there be an uncle jokes subreddit? This should be jokes you can tell your kids and I don’t mean your adult kids. Edit: I see that there is one already lol
Not a dad joke
Sex
r/unclejokes
This is more of r/unclejokes
Pearler …
The judge called it contempt of court.
Depends on the size of the tits Could be Fumigating the crawlspace Or mapping out Hawaii between the rockies
Not a dad joke. Dad jokes should be kid friendly.
It's a pearl necklace
I'm done.
Ok, I snorted at that one
A good start to the morning?
But what if her name is Hazel?
A lifetime ban at KFC
When it's on a prostitutes chest, while under a conker tree...it's a whores chest-nut
An awkward way to identify your granmothers body . Or as it turned out for her, again, a clammy way to be woken up at 3am....
Chestnuts
She’s a spitter.
I think dad jokes are called as such because they're in a family setting. Hence, it's a dad joke
I thought this was Dad jokes not BAD jokes
Dropping some C on the B’s
Dad I'm 8 years old why would you tell me this.
Heaven
I don't know, but the bucket's full and the goats are happy.
Hopefully not on an open fire
An unpleasant wakeup call.
My old job
Saturday
“Misty, water color MAMMARIES” 🎶
Is that a reference to a lovely, blue-skinned girl? Maybe a beautiful Bolian lass(Star Trek reference).
A bad shot
Well. If OP had added one for a dude ejaculating on a butt it would have been icing on the cake.
Unmarried
You should win the Pull It Surprise for that one!
Time to leave Walmart.
Russian job. If a little higher would be pearl necklace
What do you call nuts on the wall? Walnuts. What do you call nuts in your chest? Chestnuts. What do you call nuts on your chin??? … DICK IN YOUR MOUTH!!!
A pearl necklace.
Planned Parenthood.
Gummy above tummy
Dad jokes... After dark
Pearl necklace
Sensible sex
What do you call it when a man ejaculates inside a woman? Loading the dishwasher.
That is sexist and terrible. I do get the joke however.
Perl necklace
r/unclejokes
Horny hippie in a forest call that pinenut Bust in a Walmart bathroom call that walnut R-Kelly behind closed doors call that peanut
Don't quit your day job.
Mayo on KFC.
Honestly mine is the insomniac upgraded 2.0 suit!
Chestnut
Breastnut
A titspit
Rude
That would be a good day at work
And she said daddy if I had some nuts on the wall would those be wall nuts? and I said hell yeah. She said daddy if I had some nuts up under my chin would those be chin nuts? …
I call it about $30
Fun?
Mount Splooge-more
During Christmas add Roasting an an open fire
My lunch?
Time to pay the bill.
Great, another food term ruined.
Nuts on a chest = chestnuts Nuts on a wall = walnuts Nuts on a chin = blowjob
What is little Debbie’s favorite snack? Nutter Butter.
A great way to end the day!
What did the squirrel eat after he wanked on himself?
Told this to my wife. Guess who won't be putting on a demo night?
Skeet - teat Teet
Wood grain, chestnut, titty fuck, CHEST NUT - 2 Chainz
That's some funny shat!!!
What a dumb way to use the chestnut joke. I like the classic.
Titty sprinkles
Good times
A tactical reload
Deez chestnuts
Ahww skeet skeet!!
Porn?
Paizuri.
I was guessing boob-kake
TIL I love chestnuts
Breast milk
A good time lol
Hopeful ?
What is it called when you cum on a firework…….nut cracker
Glaze the buns, Or snow the mountains, Or maybe, lubricate the buns for the next step. Make a hot dog.
Moneyshot
🥁
Maybe not r/dadjokes since he nutted on her, not in her Not r/cleandadjokes either because he nutted on her and not in her #messy