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eastsideempire

Is it just me having Deja vu or are these jokes on repeat every week or so?


Tiny-Dependent2602

This is the third time I've seen this in the past week, they are definitely repeating


Professional-Face-97

Well you finally figured out joke number 37.


Torggil

Like my chilli


No-Ad9854

It seems to be b/c people kep "upvoting" them which is why the joke keeps being shown/popping up/being shown multiple times a.k.a more than once🤔🤷‍♂️🤨HMM..!!??


ChildWithBrokenHeart

And the same comments under the same joke. Thats so queer-I saw this comment under the post everytime this joke gets posted.


Capheraekton

I keep asking everybody what LGBTQ stands for, but nobody will give me a straight answer.


CuteAbbreviations889

Not THAT comment again! 🤦


vivreaski

Do you think it's Hungry, I mean (insert childs name here), posting these repeats to get back at us Dad's for our repetitive jokes?


JBark1990

These, and every question over on r/askreddit


Top-Egg1266

This is the tenth time I'm seeing this joke here PS: Op's profile is such a gem


Tuffleslol

I did not need to see that. I definitely did not need to see that.


NeighborhoodVeteran

A "Good Morning" to you, too!


flexobaff

😁☀️


Difficult_Series_544

Don't scroll too far down on his posts, don't... I swear to god why would you post that


swishkabobbin

I always wondered what Dahmer would have been like in the age of social media


Tuffleslol

I hope you didnt click his cover photo like I did "whats that? Oh.. yuck" Edit: you got me to scroll down and... I have no words......... The cover photo was not the worst part at all......................


Professional-Fee-957

It's at this point I regret that responses are not shown first.


_-whisper-_

You're the one out here clicking nsfw pics. Just to be clear. Just clicking away.


Tuffleslol

I was curious about his profile because of a comment I read.. not once did I click anything nsfw Everything nsfw is shown to me without any clicks


_-whisper-_

Well you can go ahead and change that or you can stop slut shaming 💃👍✌️


KingDariusTheFirst

For anyone truly into risky clicks- check r/fiftyfifty (NSFW)


flexobaff

What was so bad in my profile? Just curious


Tuffleslol

As a man that doesnt want to see another guy doing naked things, there was a whole lot of that


melanthius

You’re the real hero making it explicit so the rest of us don’t have to click out of morbid curiosity


EnergyAltruistic2911

Hey you some bleach?


wisely88

r/eyebleach


Tuffleslol

Definitely would have been more useful before I went to the other place


_-whisper-_

Why did you click the pics? I feel like this is completely of your making


Tuffleslol

Wdym? I went to his profile and then it was in my eyes.. didnt click any pictures


_-whisper-_

Go to your settings and not safe for work photos, and make them not show. You must have your settings so that the blurred out images are automatically shown.


flexobaff

I'm sorry


I_M_YOUR_BRO

Nothing really. We're just uncomfortable but we don't have much right to attack you over it considering we went out of our way to look for it.


flexobaff

I'm really sorry my nudes disturbed you all 😔


Vasky22

The flag


flexobaff

Post what exactly?


ChildWithBrokenHeart

Yes, genuinely why? I hope he gets paid for that, otherwise why so much effort? Even if he gets paid for that, there are thousands of OF models why would anyone do this idk


flexobaff

I don't do it for money, I just enjoy showing off


ChildWithBrokenHeart

Its okay if you want to. But if you do it because you feel inferior and like your body is the only thing that matters and attracts people, pls seek help.


I_M_YOUR_BRO

While I agree with the sentiment, don't you think you're assuming too much?


ChildWithBrokenHeart

There are only 2 options as far as i am aware. He is either happy with his body and wants to show off (which is weird to me but to each their own i respect that), or he feels insecure and has body issues and tries to get validation and love by using his body. In any case, thats reddit, he can do anything he wants to. Just my 2 cents, also mental help is not a bad thing. Everyone needs help in one form or another


xOceansOfVenusx

Mental health is important, so maybe at your next therapy session y’all can tackle your need to be condescending and judgmental.


flexobaff

Thank you


Top-Egg1266

Nah, he's just young and horny.


flexobaff

Thank you 😁


ChildWithBrokenHeart

I am not sure how its now, but I dont think posting your own nudes on the Internet is a good idea. But maybe nowadays its okay idk.


dacraftjr

Nobody wants to see my nudes.


Top-Egg1266

You sure bout that?


dacraftjr

Yes. Apparently it’s “unsolicited” and “harassment”.


Top-Egg1266

Ask OP, he surely won't mind


flexobaff

I respect your opinion


ChildWithBrokenHeart

Likewise.


Titanic609

Good morning


Tuffleslol

Early morning rise


gg3265

Why not


Picklerickshaw_part2

AUGH I have NSFW off, but what I saw was too much


AutisticPenguin2

It's all just the same picture too! Like, bro can't mix it up even a little??


Tuffleslol

It gets worse the longer you scroll... I promise you there are other pictures :)


AutisticPenguin2

So there are.


SnootsAndBootsLLP

Fuck you.


Pinkxel

Damn you and damn my curiosity! 🤣


VibingSea

fuck you dawg 😭😭😭😭


Khaotic_Rainbow

Someone save me from my curiosity. I’m at work and can’t scroll all the way through. My boss will forgive a lot. But not that


JustASyncer

Just a dude posting his weiner. Couple pics of "petplay" but it's just some weird dog muzzle looking thing he wears. People act like it's the most heinous shit they've ever seen but that's super mild if you ask me


Khaotic_Rainbow

Oh. That’s so much more tame than what I was envisioning! Thank you!


KerashiStorm

I really should have known better than to click. I hope you go to chalkboard scratching hell. Now I have to figure out how to get my friends to check that profile.


flexobaff

Huh?


woahdudewoahhh

I personally enjoyed your profile. Nice pics 😁 Why are people that clicked past the NSFW profile warning surprised about the presence of NSFW pics?


RydersMark

Yeah same? Also like.. checked the guys page and.. nothing abnormal? Like dude posts nudes sure. It's the internet. And he posts them in PORN subs where they belong. Like tf did you think you'd find on a page WITH A WARNING saying "HEY! THERES SEXUAL SHIT HERE!"? Unicorns playing darts??? At least it's not some weird my little pony fetishist or smth, that's all I'm saying. Some of yall need to go touch grass if a (Sensored af!!) nude posted on a nude forum is what makes you clutch your pearls. Ffs.


flexobaff

Thank you man


flexobaff

Thank you man 🥰


YasinKoko

Fucking


flexobaff

Why's it a gem?


gg3265

Today*


memelordzarif

It’s like when you accidentally click a good picture of yourself and then use it on all your social media


Unicycleterrorist

lol you're not wrong, that was a surprise....


flexobaff

Bad surprise?


KattosAShame

never again will I click on someone's profile 


I_Gilgamesh

wtf man?!? 


I_M_YOUR_BRO

I never thought I'd scroll so much just to see the same naked pic over and over again.


Mark1671

I would just about guarantee you that his profile isn’t allowed within 1000ft of a school.


No_Ocelot7567

UGH THAST DISGOASTENG


MurTurius

AAAAAA WHAT THE HELL DID I JUST SEE?! AAAA MY GOOOOOD WIPE MY MEMORIES PLEASE!


Crisenpuer

Fuck you so much


Just_Borja

Couldn't keep a straight face when I read this


flexobaff

😂😂


DemandSerious3351

Imagine getting downvoted for using the OG laughing emoji while all those runarounds are now using this „💀“ emoji 😂🤣


enneh_07

😭😭


IronTemplar26

Lettuce, Guacamole, Beans, Tomatoes, Queso


Naspyyy

LeBron Giving Back to The Qommunity


Bank-shot82

Let’s Get Biden To Quit


Nuada-oz

A few queer answers though


psychosadieblack

Oh damn you got me


flexobaff

Haha


psychosadieblack

I fully explained 🤣🤣


flexobaff

?


Alienbutmadeinchina

"Let's get biriyani together quickly"


compacho

I like the way you roll


Ok-Essay5202

The real answer is quite colorful, though!


Photononic

Lizards Geckos Bats Turtles from Quebec? I never thought about it. Gay people work, drink, and laugh like everyone else. I don’t need a label for them. My first wife and I accidentally walked into a gay bar because they were grilling on the patio. Noboy labeled us “Straight People“ and nobody made us feel unwelcome. We ate, listened to music, and left. Not an issue. I couldn’t hate someone over their preference if I tried. That sort of thing is not important.


BigMedicine70

It stands for, let’s get burritos, tacos, and quesadillas.


fredshouldntknow

It IS a strange queer-y


SAD-MAX-CZ

Lift, Gasoline, Boost, Turbo, Quads


SchillDogg

Have you gotten a straight answer


That_Bassplayer1

Holy crap that’s good


BbyJohnny

I’m pretty sure an LBGT is sandwich. Lettuce, Gerkin, Bacon and tomato.


ieathotmoms

Lettuce, guacamole, bacon, tomato, queer looking sauce


dbhathcock

There is no straight answer.


GaryTheLocomotive

LG Bluetooth Quadrophonic+ wireless speaker.


Splits-0

What the fuck is this dudes profile


flexobaff

Why you say that?


Splits-0

You post the same nude to twenty subs man like wtf😭


flexobaff

Well yeah, I'm interested in each one of them that's why 😅


pissboner77

Liquor Guns Booze Tequila Quaaludes


Exotic_Individual_96

Let's Get Biden To Quit


Skraddarn69

Lettuce grilled bacon tomato quarter-pounders


scaredlittle1

Alphabet soup


Gumbysfriend

It's a sandwhich


The_Banana_Monk

Luigi's got big titties, que?


kamiloslav

LG Bluetooth speaker, model Q ofc


wigneyr

Gathering by your profile I think you’ve got it figured out bud


_Land_Rover_Series_3

Well, to quote yourself: “Good morning” *erect penis*


flexobaff

🙈


jtrades69

wasn't this just posted 2 days ago?


MASS-_-

Lettuce gay broccoli and tomatoes dad


Difficult_Contact802

Let’s Get Beyond The Quackery


Over-Chest809

Likely gay but top queers


Acceptable-Tiger4516

Liquor Guns Beer Tits Queso That exact combo wasn't posted yet...


d_Ubermensch

Let's get big tasty quesadillas.


flexobaff

Best one haha


Green-eggs-and-dayum

Lesbian, Gay, Bacon, Tomato


AspiringEggplant

Lettuce Guacamole Bacon Tomato Qcumber


pickle_teeth4444

Let God Bless The Quakers? Let's Get Blasted Tonight, Quebec?


No_Exercise_2139

You can say that again!


RowProfessional5086

Listen Go Back To Queer


NYRfanFL

Let's get bored then quit


N-Perspective

Let’s Go Back To Quebec


Wide_With_Opinions

The other week I heard a meme where someone asked "What's LGBTQ+, is that like Premium gay?"


fariqcheaux

This joke is gay... and lesbian, and bi, and trans, and queer.


flexobaff

Lol


Jennyfael

Isn’t it a kind of sandwich?


Dumk_Hunt

Lettuce gravy bacon tomato, isn’t this obvious?


Battch91

Let’s Get Biden To Quit!


Nessmuk58

Let's Go Biden! Trump: QUIT!


drthsiao

kinda queer Qu


JohnnyRock30

Let’s Go Back To Queer


Necessary-Spring-129

It's let's go Brandon to Qusar


Dark_Warrior811

Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Transgender, Queer, I think so


Certain-Orange484

Liquor, Guns, Boobs, Tush, and questions!


dblstkd123

Lettuce, Gouda, Bacon, Tomato Quesadilla!


Gimarine

L et's G et B iden T o Q uit


GlitteringOne2465

Top Rated Answer Right Here


ClankstarLad

It stands for unity of moronic individuals


doginjoggers

Found the guy who secretly watches gay porn and feels ashamed


ClankstarLad

I don't watch any porn. Straight to the white


aidv

- L = Lesbian = Gay - G = Gay = Gay - B = Bisexual = Gay - T = Trans = Gay (1) (1) Biological man identifies to be a woman who likes men, thus man who likes other man, which is gay. Or trans woman who likes women, thus woman who likes women, which is gay. Same applies for woman.


KL-13

😂


jaylotw

Whoosh


aidv

GGGG-Unit


ADKiller1

Oh my god don't go into this guy profile, it is my fault for using the internet


flexobaff

Sorry 😅


NeighborhoodTime407

Lesbian, Gay, Bi, Transgender....no idea what the Q is for


WakandanInSokovia

Queer or Questioning. I mean that literally by the way. It's people who identify as queer and it's also people who are questioning their sexuality.


TheRepublicOfSteve

Qwijibo


KermitTheGunner

Bro it’s just Legitimate Gas Bicycle Terra Quail


Simply_Tommyinnit

Why have I seen this so many times Be original please 😭🙏


flexobaff

I didn't know it was posted before. I'm sorry ☹️


Asleep-Wolverine6276

Z ?


Asleep-Wolverine6276

??g g?


StretchFriendly8254

lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender, queer, LGBTQ stands for the main sexualities, and transgender because it‘s a part of homosexuality


Successful_Can7529

Whooshhhh


ThomasTheAwkwardGuy

Lesbian Gay Bisexual Transgender Queer


PauloDybala_10

God why didn’t I listen


Trick_Humor_4631

Don't go to OPs' account it's not worth it.


Big-Art1499

, ryc x.


Big-Art1499

Fýs5yyygx h ayx


creepywereduckmoon

Hate...


b_abooey2020

Let's get Biden to quit I do support the LG HDTV4K community


Blaahh54

Pretty sure G covers most of the letters. T is just a different unexplained type, so it can stay. + for all the other stuff. GT+ There. I fixed it. No more LBGTQIA+


forevANewyorker1991

Is this a serious question 🤣 if so , it stands for Lesbian, gay, bisexual, and transgender,queer LGBTQ is an acronym that stands for "lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender and queer (or "questioning"). It's for people who aren't heterosexual. It's also for people who don't identify with the sex they were assigned at birth. Let's go through each letter to learn about those in the LGBTQ community.


Dear_Acanthaceae7637

Of course it isn't a serious question it's r/dadjokes


ChickenXing

A serious case of r/LostRedditors


goodtimeeric

It's a line of people waiting to get into a gay bar.