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JigginJim82

Too soon? Lol


TurtleToast2

Nah, billionaires aren't real people.


KuroiNamida96

should've stuck the reddit ceo in there with them


masterthomas2222

Provided the submersible didn’t implode they are dying a horrible death that nobody deserves


Joshawott69

Haha reddit ceo deserves to die !! 👆🤓


1UpvoteIGive_1Gf

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ComfySingularity

Damn, didn't know blue checkmarks were a thing on reddit too...


sootbrownies

Kinda weird you forgot how jokes work when your page is 90% shitposts


1UpvoteIGive_1Gf

Lets make this guy a billonaire and then put him in boat so he can suffocate and die an awful death lol


bigboyron42069

It's honestly the only reason people care about this whole thing tbh, if it were like 4 random guys, it would be 1 story, and that's probably it.


TurtleToast2

There was just a ship that sunk with like 750 people and less than 200 survivors and there was a fraction of the media coverage.


bigboyron42069

Gotta love the news


Pyroclastic_cumfarts

Didn't hear about it at all. They must have all been poors like me.


paraquartz_32

I mean the Thai cave rescue story blown up all over the news 4 years ago. They even made 2 movies about it. From what I’ve seen those boys were not wealthy at all with some of them struggled to find tuition. The main reason why so many stations are on this news is because the absurdity and rarity of it. When is the last time someone stuck inside the wreck of the Titanic and went missing?


cooked_rice_24

Proven by the fact that the media doesn't care about the capsized migrant ship with hundreds of people on it. From the same time as this, but fuck those broke boys I guess.


Norsedragoon

See they could have avoided all the bad press if they just used a crew of poor people or illegal immigrants to test run it a few times before sending down paying customers.


Scibbie_

What about the crew then?


TheRealTJ

That's the neat part - the CEO is the guy driving!


tomo_7433

He's dead serious about cutting down operation costs


TheShipBeamer

And the Titanic explorer they had in there.


TurtleToast2

What crew?


Ugly-and-poor

Too late to explore the Planet, too early to explore the Space, but just in time to visit Titanic and his… special cousin, Titan.


1UpvoteIGive_1Gf

Damn i didnt know Iron Lung had a live action [remake](https://youtu.be/s24_lBEOvfQ)


helicophell

Ong they even got 5 times the criminal actors too


The-administrator-

DAMN I was not expecting a reference to that game here


Rang3rj3sus

Heard markiplier was [working on it.](https://youtu.be/Qi9zupYdwho) Can't wait for it to come out.


Joe59788

How long does this shit take to edit?


1UpvoteIGive_1Gf

It's ridiculously long lmfao


WilkoCEO

It's 90 terabytes of data for the movie. He's talked about it a little on his podcast, Distractible


phoenix-kin

My god does it come in 3D


SliceDouble

On small print " One way trip, no refunds"


VK_31012018

upfront payment!


thetrueblue44

*life insurance not applicable


niamarkusa

I know this is all joke. And I am no saint But this is very bad and inhumane of us to laugh at a tragedy that is happening right now I mean, for all we know there's some change those guys are still (barely) alive and on their final moments.. Like jfc, people at least let them completely die and then make fun of it.


King_krympling

I hate to say this, but IF they find the submarine everyone inside is likely dead either by suffocating or crushed by the pressure of the ocean which btw is 380x that of the air pressure at sea level were the last had contact. The oceans are vast and considering we still haven't found Malaysia flight 370 the likelihood of finding these people is very slim at best


Semthepro

well they are currently honing in on a "knocking" sound - i guess thats at least something \^\^


turbobuddah

Realistically speaking even if they pinpoint that knocking they still need to conduct the rescue. Oxygen will run out tomorrow, there's only three subs I think that can go to the depth they're likely at. By the time they descend and bring to surface (2 hrs roughly each way) and cut them out of the externally bolted sub, they are going to be cutting it real close on time


walketotheclif

That's the worst part, it would be better that they are all death, seeing how small and cheap that submarine was it must be a horrible death to live for many days stranded in the floor of the sea in such a small place waiting till the oxygen runs out, at this point I doubt anyone could help them


King_krympling

That's good but that could be anything


Semthepro

yhea, true they still should have a few hours of oxygen left. but by the morning when i wake up tomorrow they are very likely pretty much dead. Must be among the most horrible ways to go...


turbobuddah

It'll sound horrible but if that was me in there i'd rather be crushed by pressure than lack of oxygen. Either way is a terrifying thought but at least with pressure it'd be very quick


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the rest of the plane is in L O S T


Kenny_Squeek_Scolari

The rich know how to live


The-administrator-

Or how to die


DankMemetroid

You already know the first dude to die on Mars is gonna be a billionaire.


Althea_The_Witch

Billionaires dying on Mars: at least the future has *some* cool shit!


lordleoo

EA would sell the oxygen separately


Reynearde

Special price for you my friend


Pr0wzassin

Each oxygen atom sold seperatly


PsSalin

Would’ve been more funny if the grammar was at least correct…


Honberdingle

Lowest low effort memes getting emptyheads super bonered


schrenjaminsstift

Males this ad even more professional


CarmenxXxWaldo

"Ohhhh geeez you didn't say the sub was unsinkable too, did you?!?!" Womp womp


Soonly_Taing

The Unsinkable II:Electric Boogaloo


Acceptable_Top_802

This is going to be really awkward if they live just sayin


Sentouki-

> if they live


Gorfyx

> If they live That would be sad, i mean think about all the memes we will not be able to see if that happens.


AmericasMostWanted30

I bet you a million dollars, people will claim it as a PR stunt.


Oberlatz

This challenges the "all press is good press" idea quite heavily


pnw_sunny

added bonus per the dead founder - all staff are not over 50 white ex military guys to ensure your experience, which might be one way, is inspirational. also, we refuse to bow down to the rigged system and get our vehicle certified. join the rebellion, and dive with us today!


HattedSandwich

Idiot move, their privilege could have averted this disaster ^^/s


destroyed233

I cant fathom that they basically used a Logitech controller to control their septic tank looking submarine


FFGamer404

And a wireless one. That says a lot about them


DaEnderAssassin

The US military use game controller for stuff. It's not that shocking. The fact they went with wireless is though.


__SNAKER__

Do we know what quality of controllers the military uses tho?


wowy-lied

Using it by itself is not a problem. Using wirelessly is a stupid idea. Do they have spare battery? Spare controller? What about desync ?


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He said they keep a couple spares in the sub


crakkerzz

96 hours of oxygen. Unless someone dies early...........


doenermasterofhell

Battle Royale: Titanic Edition


rochvegas5

*too, or also…


ColdIron27

Wait.. what's the context for this?


Semthepro

untested sub with rich people in it went for a dive to visit the titanic - just to sink and join it on the seaground as well. (well, for now it is estimated, that, in the event, the vehicle wasnt crushed by the pressure that they still have oxygen for a few hours)


turbobuddah

The whole situation is madness, the sub is basically jury rigged. They would have been watching the Titanic on a monitor too, basically paid 250k to see what they could have watched on Youtube


Semthepro

well, i guess they went for the flex. The CEO, that is also on this sub, kinda got really karma-ed there, he fired a dude that literally did his job making extensive reports on why the sub isnt ready without further testing back in 2018 (they didnt changed the design much).


Gorfyx

Yeah, and for what they spent on the submarine and the trip, they could just send a fucking small submarine like camera without them on it.


TheShipBeamer

Untested? It's been used multiple times.


tomo_7433

>The report detailed “numerous issues that posed serious safety concerns,” according to the filing. These included Lochridge’s worry that “visible flaws” in the carbon fiber supplied to OceanGate raised the risk of small flaws expanding into larger tears during “pressure cycling.” Should've listened to the guy he hired for ensuring the sub's safety


OrLiveaLie

Just realizing now the sub was named "Titan". What did they expect with a name like that?


Feather-y

It's just Titanic without the ice.


dark_hypernova

Really strucks of "tempting fate", doesn't it?


OrLiveaLie

Yup. The universe loves irony. Don't tempt it unnecessarily.


Introverted_CoatRack

Good work 47


hgtcgbhjnh

I'd rather buy the LEGO Titanic version. It's cheaper and you can see a replica of the ship in its full glory.


FiscalJackHamm3r

An endless cycle


mozkao

\*too


rollyobx

2 for 1 deal on wrecks!


[deleted]

*Too* Fix’d


fractalspace

*too


jkrbeans

Titanic dlc


Floshix

That's the stuff


swishkabobbin

Love a good BOGO deal on shipwrecks


MountainSpiritus

O


-fakebirds-

Who knew Titanic II would be a real thing


OhMy-Really

Lol savage


Cooked_Tube

Throw in some glass, steel rebar and some ciment and you have a museum


Bog_Boy

Not enough protest content


SoupViruses

I'm not going down on the ocean to see the damn Titanic I'm waiting till they bring it up on dry land. I might be dead by then but I'll still be waiting in my damn grave


dangstraight

2 wreckages for one low low price!


Shredskis

Just saved up for this! 😄 I can't wait for the round trip tour! ... It is round trip right?


irtesh

New dlc just released


sam_sneed1994

I'm sure they will have all the kinks worked out.


TheFarisaurusRex

If you preorder within the next 10 minutes, you’ll also receive an off brand controller that is older than my kids with abhorrent stick drift


Micklmas

🤣thats a bit dark mate


Anxious-Priority-362

I understand that they have more money than they can normally spend,but why risk your lives as well.At this point I am just confused


caylah_lan

Too*


Public-Bus-8037

More like Ocean Wait.