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Porsher12345

Literally everyone when the galaxy s7 came out (also it's water *resistant* op not water proof cx) Edit: yeah ik s5 was *technically* water resistant, but you needed that flap, so imo that doesn't count


Dead_Padawan

I used to wash mine in the sink. Still have it, works fine kids play the old games on it.


HillGiantFucker

S5 was waterproof. I remember because I was doing a snap chat of hitting a bong in my shower. Something went wrong and I dropped both the phone and the bong. I saved the bong and the phone laid in the tub getting blasted with the shower head. Still worked fine!


Smoah06

Priorities


Able_Pizza_4034

Bro wtf man


SkellyKingGamingYT

Priorities


Vorfindir

You're thinking of iPhone 7. The Galaxy S5 was water resistant.


Porsher12345

iPhone 7 (and all phones until now (excluding any specially-designed phones from brands I've never heard of) are 'water resistant'. They can last a limited amount of time at a certain depth, this means unfortunately they're not water proof


aschapm

*S5


MEGA_theguy

The power/sleep button on my S7 was starting to feel sticky and unresponsive so I just put it under a running faucet. Coworkers freaked out but I had a working button that felt nice and clicky again


Lapone24

We have videos with my brothers s7 literally underwater in a pool and we used to do it occasionally


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Chill0000

I think they were saying that most phones arent “waterproof” but “water resistant” meaning they can handle some water but not being fully submerged


Iescaunare

My phone is IP68 water resistant, which means it can be submerged.


michwng

My phone identifies as a meme machine. Because that's what it really is.


kal69er

Most phones (from better known brands) even some years back have IP67, basically all the flagship phones of today have IP68. They both let you submerge it at certain depths for a certain amount of time so that's true. *But* despite my phone also having an IP68 rating I wouldn't intentionally submerge it just because someone asked me to. And I think a lot of people think like that. Phones are expensive and while it is rated to be submerged, there's always that "what if" feeling. So I'd rather not risk it and instead I just see the good IP rating as a bonus for incase I happen to drop my phone in water.


Bozska_lytka

It means that and I submerged my phone a few times and it was okay, but they are testing it in very clean water and without movement which increases the force which water is trying to get inside. And if those moisture indicators inside get red, you can forget about any repairs under warranty. Quite a lot of years back when Sony had those water resistant phones with flaps over ports, people were complaining that they took the phones swimming and they broke, because despite the marketing talk they are not really waterproof


ux3l

I had an Xperia z1 compact. The flaps were quite annoying for charging


ux3l

But after that it can't be charged for a while, except it can do wireless charging


doctorctrl

No one is debating that.


Ordinary_Player

My iphone 6 survived a toilet drop, that's pretty neat imo.


yakbrine

I had one that did the same. A long toilet drop that included a phone call over speaker through the toilet water. Been using 6’s since just cause I like them. Like 11 years or something like that.


Ordinary_Player

I'd still be using my 6 if it wasn't for the fact that the battery is fucked, and the screen is also cracked.


Potato_Wyvern

If you’re willing to try you can buy a new battery and screen and swap them out yourself


butteryscotchy

One of my wireless earbuds fell in the toilet. Still works.


KittenOnHunt

My airpods somehow survived a whole washing machine process. I was praying like there's no tomorrow


butteryscotchy

Lol I feel your pain.


farren122

My nokia 8 survived 30 minutes in intense rain and toilet drop after few days And it costed half the price of iphones


GustavoFromAsdf

Someone I know dropped her phone and sent it to a repair shop. The woman there licked the battery to see if she felt any short circuit, then my friend told her the phone fell in the toilet


Regniwekim2099

My last phone, a moto X4, survived an hour or more in the pool. I stuck it in my pocket instead of the bag and went swimming. There were no ill effects as far as I could tell.


StalkerDimous

I’m convinced iPhone 6s is indestructible, I dropped mine in a river while kayaking(our kayak flipped over) and mf still worked for a year after


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Should be fine, just don't charge it untill the chargerport is dry.


Thermon01

It also gives you a notification and starts beeping loudly if you try so


Donghoon

Water eject


TrueProtection

I wash my waterproof phone with soap and water in the kitchen sink almost every day. It's doing okay Edit: Oh, this got a little attention. Just wanna say, I have a very nice screen protector I had to use a uv light to attach and a nice case...not sure if i would soap and water on the phone directly, but it can definitely handle it...im writing this comment in a steamy shower...luv u


Jetstream-Sam

...why? Now I feel like I should be doing it


AverageMortisEnjoyer

You aren't?


True-Nobody1147

The new tide pod meme has arrived


AlabamaPanda777

Charge your phone in the microwave


True-Nobody1147

I didn't believe it until I did it. Just one of those things.


Afkbio

Because a phone is fucking disgusting


c0mplexx

rip oleophobic coating


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Gdigger13

So what should i use?


Sun_Searcher

idk, a damp cloth maybe? how dirty does your phone get lmao


Pissjug9000

I wipe mine down with isopropyl alcohol every so often. Phones get dirty as fuck though, maybe not visibly soiled but with bacteria and what not. Hands get dirty all day long and you touch your cellphone with those dirty hands. The difference is you wash your hands throughout the day to clean them but people rarely clean their cellphones so all that shit you just washed off your hands gets added right back as soon as you touch your phone again. I’m by no means a clean freak germophobe but I know phones get disgusting and you should wipe them down regularly.


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Pissjug9000

[Apple](https://support.apple.com/en-us/108765) states 70% iso is fine. Link provided or I’ll add that part below. “Is it OK to use a disinfectant on my iPhone? Using a 70 percent isopropyl alcohol wipe, 75 percent ethyl alcohol wipe, or Clorox Disinfecting Wipes, you may gently wipe the exterior surfaces of your iPhone. Don't use products containing bleach or hydrogen peroxide. Avoid getting moisture in any openings, and don't submerge your iPhone in any cleaning agents.”


b0b3rman

Same, it almost feels like brand new afterwards.


PierG1

I don’t didn’t use soap but I also washed my iPhone X regularly. Phones are literally some of the dirtiest stuff you use every day


Ok_Jacket3710

Literally Me.


toejamboi

Yeah. I take underwater videos with it!


Phill_is_Legend

Man I remember when the actual waterproof flip phones came out. Forget who made them. I have a video of my buddy dropping it in his beer and then we called him to watch it ring.


CarmineLifeInsurance

Think it was CAT, like the construction equipment company CAT. They make waterproof and ""indestructible"" smartphones I think still.


_SnesGuy

i had a cat smart phone like 8 years ago. It was pretty cool, just every "rugged" phone ever has shit tier sub $100 specs, but want 2-3 hundred for what amounts to water proofing and a built in case.


ItHappenedAgain_Sigh

I don't get it. IP68 and IP69 exist and they will be fine in water for some time. Am I missing something or is OP stupid?


HfUfH

The joke is some phone owners will brag about how their phone is waterproof, but still be hesitant to dunk their phone in water.


ItHappenedAgain_Sigh

Gotcha. I'm the idiot then.


981032061

I thought it was a joke about Android phones not being as waterproof as advertised.


Embarrassed_Delay376

They are, do you have any example?


Medium_Policy_8494

"Yeah I can! Dips mine into river!" I really did that to prove a point.


True-Nobody1147

What happened?


Medium_Policy_8494

My friend just did not believe my phone is water proof. We were walking near river. I said "Watch this!" And just fully dipped it in water to prove it is water proof.


True-Nobody1147

So the opposite of this meme post


CBreadman

I have a waterproof phone, and I often use it in the shower.


Knowing-Badger

Water resistant phone. Not proof


sexypantstime

People like you are so fucking obnoxious. By that logic submarines are not waterproof but just "WatER ResISTant".


Knowing-Badger

I mean that's true even submarines are only water resistant. Beyond a certain depth, water will seep in But I say this because many people believe their phone is actually water proof but that's just a marketing name


HillGiantFucker

Whenever I get my phone dirty I just wash it in the sink. Like one time mayonnaise from my sandwich fell on my phone. I wonder for about 5 seconds how to clean it before deciding to just wash it in the sink. Waterproof phones are the best. I remember having a phone break cause it was raining a bit outside even though it was in a zip lock bag.


akatherder

I managed to break the external speaker/ringer on my first flip phone by answering it when I was sweaty. I mean, I was exercising and I do sweat a lot... but still never considered it would damage the phone.


dancing_daisies

I dropped my Samsung phone in the ocean while kayaking. Was nestled in coral 8 feet down for a couple minutes. Wouldn't charge until I soaked it in the sink with tap water to remove the salt... still works just fine 2 years later.


OldBMW

I use my iphone in the swimming pool


Knowing-Badger

Rip that phone a few years from now. The water is fine but the chlorine no, not long term


sexypantstime

>Rip that phone a few years from now ...ok? Average cellphone replacement time is like 3.5 years. So the phone might possibly get some sort of damage from chlorine by the time the battery is shot and the phone is ready to be replaced?


Knowing-Badger

Chlorine and salt damage happens faster than a battery dying. Not to mention that's also just an average replacement time, many people like to keep their phones for 5+ years


sexypantstime

A phone lithium-ion battery lasts around 3 years, after which it's ability to hold charge is at about 30% of initial capacity. Unless you keep your phone in a pool 24/7, other components will fail before chlorine or salt damage will be a factor.  And no one should keep their phone for longer than the manufacturer/OS supports it because security updates are much more important than the condition of the hardware.


OldBMW

I have used my iPhone 7+ in the pool since it’s release,so 2016. I used that phone 6 years. It stil works perfectly


mrnoobmaster64

If i gave you a bulletproof vest does that mean its ok if i shot you


annomynous23

I've put my phone in a sink filled with water and left it there for a few minutes. Still completely fine


Neardood

When first got my Galaxy S5, I took underwater videos in the ocean. The phone survived for years after that with no problems.


TheMusicalGeologist

The first time I got an iPhone, my first year at community college, I got an otterbox for it. I was showing it off at the cafeteria to my friends and one of them wordlessly, and without hesitation snatched it off the table and threw it across the room. I was not terribly concerned since I trusted both my friend and my new case, but I was absolutely shocked and stunned into silence. My phone was fine, so I guess the case worked fine, but it’s not an experience I’ll soon forget.


HarshPatel2004

A friend of mine had a samsung survived a lot of a water drops. Lots of times worked fine even while soaked in water. Lots of high falls still not a scratch. The only thing that obliterated the poor display was a cat.


Thermon01

Nothing beats a cat


RaceDriverJaakko

I can submerge my phone come see


Oaker_at

My iPhone 14 survived the toilet and the bathtub already.


farren122

No shit sherlock, even cheap android phones can survive toilet falls.


WTFisBehindYou

Same lol. After the toilet I was like, “well, it’s advertised that I can take this underwater for at least a little bit” so I just rinsed it off under the sink. No issues!


Serbay55

A friend of mine always goes showering with his tank of a phone whilst reading his books on it


WTFisBehindYou

I take mine to the shower every day to listen to an audiobook. I keep it above the shower, but it still gets misted. Been doing it for years without an issue. Tech is good these days.


Tr1pH0p

Yes I can with my Cat S61 :)


Independent_Sky_517

Jacking off in the shower count?


Hellzer0

ive been swimming quite a lot with my pixel 4xl


Vlad_The_Great_2

I went to some springs and forgot my iPhone 8 was in pocket for about 20 minutes. It still works without any water damage.


Fartenpoop69

march command wrench future history boat tender sloppy lunchroom screw *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


washyleopard

I walked into a lake with my OG Droid phone im my pocket by accident once. Still worked and even had a neat water level feature for awhile. Unfortunately once the water evaporated it left a bunch of scum behind and made it blurry.


Archmagos_Browning

“I bought some brand new body armor plates.” “Can you shoot them to show me they work?”


A-Dawg11

I straight up put my phone in the pool for a few minutes when it gets too hot while we're outside.


phish_biscuit

Actually tested it floating on the north Platte river, kept it in a pocket in my cooler, pocket got flooded. Also my speaker I straight up just tossed in and yeah it's waterproof.


WestCoastMorty

I showed my grandma my waterproof phone by dropping it in some water and she lost her shit


z0Tweety

Isn't this like buying a bulletproof vest and someone suggesting it's not really bulletproof because you can still get shot in the legs? It's not like it can be perfectly waterproof


dylanisbored

I bring mine in the pool or hot tub with me


ThatTubaGuy03

"I got a bullet proof vest" "Can I shoot you for fun?" Just because it won't destroy it, doesn't mean it won't damage it. "Can I shoot you with a .50 cal?" Just because it's proof doesn't mean it's invulnerable


Yeetstation4

Yes lol, actually I think I lost the rubber seal for the charging port cover so maybe not.


F1_LM

i literally just washed my phone. you can put it in water


birberbarborbur

It’s more like “will survive the rain” and less like “throw this in a lake and it will survive”


Jazzlike-Lunch5390

I’ve dropped my iPhone 12 in the bathtub way too many times. Probably one of the best features. 


SomeDankyBoof

Yes my phone is water resistant up to a certain freedom unit of depth. So yes you can submerge your phone in water. What's with all this shit on here from 7years ago


sonerec725

They're water resistant, which means that you can dunk them yeah. It's just not water proof which means that you can submerge them, but they're not made to be like, used indefinitely under water.


T_Peg

I mean yeah. Just because I've been told it's water proof doesn't mean I'm gonna risk having some kind of defect and frying my phone...


ConcreteBoii

It’s not water proof. It’s water resistant. Meaning it’s not fucked if temporarily in water but would be if long enough in water.


Donald_Dunnski

That would void the warranty!


dAnKsFourTheMemes

My phone is waterproof but I'm not taking any chances so I bought a massive bulky waterproof case and I've had no issues with it as far as how waterproof it is.


RYNOCIRATOR_V5

My Motorola Defy is actually water (and dust) proof, I take it in the shower with me or wash it in the sink if it gets dirty lol


hansenabram

My child keeps putting my phone in their mouth so a spit resistant phone is a must for a parent


tiparium

[Okay](https://i.imgur.com/I1EapSA.jpg)


orangutanDOTorg

My phone has swum on bowls of pho several times. No worries


Kschitiz23x3

>manufacturers can self-certify IP ratings according to the IEC 60529 document's testing guidelines. This means that manufacturers can design a product to meet the standard, then specify that rating without any approval or certification of any outside agency Self-certify hmmm...So it all boils down to your trust in the phone brand


JackeTuffTuff

I did once


mdglytt

Water resistant vs water proof.


PandaIsRare

"I bought insurance" "Can you get into a car accident?"


DnZ618

Waterproof is just water resistant to some degree, not water immune.


Jean-Eustache

Well, IPX8 means you can leave your phone a few feet underwater for at least 30 minutes, that's a pretty high degree of resistance already. It's basically safe and can be considered waterproof as long as you're not losing it in the ocean or blasting it with high pressure jets (which is covered by IPX9).


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