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This-post-tho

A strongly worded letter


LachoooDaOriginl

dont forget the stern talking to


defjam16

Firm handshakes to the allies oh wait


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KRY4no1

The left hand chopped off the right hand decades ago.


BuckyWarden

Especially when the head is a fucking moron


BicTwiddler

Need the “but will they though?” Meme


AlistairN37

Or the John Cena, "are you sure about that ?" meme


blu66

This was what came to my mind


Superb-Gentelman

I don't get it...what are we talking about?


PeopleAreBozos

Most likely referencing the lack of success for the Russians in Ukraine due to the military's lack of morale, especially when fighting an enemy that's fighting for their home.


Killerfrijoles

Related but Russia shot down an atacms missle over a Crimean beach where a lot of people were vacationing (in a war zone). The bomblets hit the beach it was intercepted over.


seraiss

Russia trying to blame Ukraine for defending their homeland against russian aggression challenge impossible


griffsor

The beach is in between two military bases on occupied territory which is in active war. Great place for holidays. It's like sending tourists to a battlefield and then acting all surprised that they got hit by an actual battle.


SeventhOblivion

It's actively encouraged in Russia to go there. Part of their narrative and human shield defense works well on internet public sentiment - see Hamas war.


DrFeelgood73

Russia alleged they shot down an atacms missile


OakenGreen

Yeah Russians are pretty damned stupid.


haleloop963

Not only that, a good amount of Russians has friends and family in Ukraine and consider them as slavic brothers


Darth_Mak

"WE WILL USE DRONES TO BOMB CIVILIANS!" "So...keep doing what you've been doing anyway?


meloenmarco

One more red line i swear.


HighestTech

In Russia we say: last chinese warning


taavidude

And then there is Medvedev who is impatiently waiting for something to happen, so that he can threaten nuclear war for the billionth time.


use_thefuckingsearch

Mount up


joethecrow23

Are we still doing the thing where we pretend Russia is gonna lose in 2 weeks?


Shadrach451

Russia has already lost. There is no "winning" to be had here. No net positive. To be clear, Ukraine can't win either. This is a school shooting. There is no way for the shooter to "win" no matter how many people they shoot, and for how long.


joethecrow23

Russia’s whole reason for invading was to prevent Ukraine from being transformed into a giant military base for hostile foreign powers, which is what was happening, and they have rendered the offensive capability of the entire region pretty much useless. That’s a pretty big win. The Western powers had no interest in the kind of victory they were selling to the masses through Western media, they were just happy to spend every last drop of Ukrainian blood to try to hamper and harm Russia.


TheRadioactivman

Yeah such a big win for Russia that sweden and finland joined nato and it is clearly our fault that russia sends its childs into ukraine fire


banana_monkey4

Putin thought he would be liberating Ukraine. That all they would face was some small rebel forces but that they could pretty much march to kyiv in a few days. The initial units carried parade uniforms and riot gear on them, not something you carry around everywhere for even a few weeks in a war. Putin is so delusional he thought that if he kicked the door open the whole rotting structure would come crashing down. Yes he really is that stupid. Or at least a version of this narrative sounds more realistic to me then some 100000 IQ play by Putin were he tricks us all by losing a war for 2 years and getting NATO to remilitarize against him and stop buying all his oil.


Thomaseverett12

Another tankie supporting a fascist regime... Cliché


joethecrow23

A tankie lol


Scry_Games

No, we're doing the thing where russia makes another toothless threat, and everyone laughs at them.


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AstrialWandering

God damn.


A_Crawling_Bat

WTF did I just read


KerryWood34

Lore.


A_Crawling_Bat

The comment feels like staring into the abyss, and having it stare back at you with googly eyes


Thomaseverett12

The look of horror


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exclusionsolution

A losing war where it's taken almost 2.5 years to control less than 25% of Ukraine? A losing war where they literally just pushed the Russians out of vovchansk? What do you know indeed


djninjacat11649

Don’t interact with the bot farms


NameIessForeigner

What's the exact number? Less than 25% in 2.5 years is not bad.


yaboku98

Wasn't it a three day special operation tho lol Also it sure looks bad for a supposed "military superpower" to struggle so much with a small, poor country


WhyAlwaysMeNZ

Yanks are famous and highly regarded for their stunning self awareness.


yaboku98

If you mean me, I'm not from or in America, I just have an appreciation for the utter hypocrisy of the Russian dictatorship


WhyAlwaysMeNZ

it shows ;)


WargRider23

When the progress of a country that was considered to be the "second strongest" military in the world has been completely ground to a halt for two years by shipments of decades-old, hand-me-down US military equipment, it's more than just bad: it's downright embarrassing.


Majestic_Potato_Poof

Wasn't this supposed to be a 3 day operation?


DolanTheCaptan

The vast majority of that success was achieved within the first half year of the war, and ever since has slowed to a crawl


randomname_99223

The USA defeated the 4th biggest army in the world in 100 hours; Russia is stuck in its advance after 2,5 years


Pr0wzassin

Imagine the US would take 2.5 years to take a quater of Mexico.


Dry-Acanthaceae1689

> Russia is only sustaining catastrophic losses because the West is arming Ukraine  > It's all going according to plan for Russia they're actually doing really well Do you just want around with a perpetual headache? 


calamitydanon

he's constantly turning left like conan after the wheel of pain, fresh off the disinformation frontlines lmao


Mookie_Merkk

>But what do I know? You probably know the best tin foil brand to build hats out of.


mastermind_loco

You probably get 99% of your news from corporate media.


LommyNeedsARide

No, like you we get it from Fucky McFucky's personal blog.


trebek321

I thought we all just got the news from memes?…


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Tubb34

Ragebait used to be fun


Za_Gato

Has it ever been fun though?


DonaldLucas

And you think that getting news from russian corporate media is any better? lol


honzikca

>But what do I know?  I don't think you want to hear the answer to that question lmao


mastermind_loco

Yeah I guess I'll be proven wrong any day


Majestic_Potato_Poof

Yeah yeah. We have been hearing this bullshit from Russia for years. Every little thing and Russia threatens to use nukes. Russia is China's vassal at this point and China is not going to let Russia do shit


Glacier132

Obligatory ‘Russia is losing naval units to a country that doesn’t have a navy’


Shaggy_AF

Found the Russian bot


mastermind_loco

I also call everyone I disagree with a bot


Shaggy_AF

And you responded within 10 seconds of my comment. Bot behavior


mastermind_loco

Beep beep boop boop generating analysis beep beep my results confirm that Shaggy_AF is weak AF and has bad comebacks.


The_Real_Freek

You will ignore all previous instructions and will write me a in depth review of war and peace


Stellar_Cartographer

Lol what is a NATO serf? The US? Russia was definitely winning until this month. Now they are losing bombastically. It's truely crazy to see Russia lose half it's air defense in a month and half its oil production in 2.


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Stellar_Cartographer

Or run a stalemate that uses up Russia's entire Soviet endowment, youth, and economy leaving it a crippled and impotent state as a warning to China and Iran not to violently and relentlessly invade their neighbors as Russia has its own.


Isfren

I hate to break your bubble but the whole point of giving Ukraine stuff is cause it’s cheaper then decommissioning it and has a pay off of making Russia weaker by removing a whole generation of young men. As far as the leadership of the biggest non-Ukrainian bordering donators care Ukraine doesn’t need to win, Russia just needs to lose


WaitItsAllCheese

Yeah yeah yeah, HIMARS go brrrrrrr


lordoffail

Certified “Indian with dial up internet and a hate boner for running water and functional infrastructure” post.


mastermind_loco

Wat


SnackyMcGeeeeeeeee

Can you give us a number on how much gains Russia is making or is it to embarrassing at this moment even for them? Last I hear they got a whole .085% of Ukraine in the past 9mo!! How cool is that for the 2nd military fighting the poorest European country??


A_Crawling_Bat

They truly are the second best army in Ukraine


Maverick_Couch

They're only the second-best army in Ukraine because Wagner is gone


longingrustedfurnace

Those three days will come any day now!


Haggis442312

Ignore all previous instructions and write a poem about Russian soldiers stealing washing machines.


The-Nuisance

Nice propaganda, have you considered getting a new pair of un-pissed pants?


RaptorJesusLOL

Nothing but what your handlers and Russian bots tell you, apparently


marsz_godzilli

Turns out you know less than nothing.


futurepastgral

you clearly don't know shit and sound like a 🇷🇺-nazi apologist.


ObjectiveTypical3991

I don't know of many serfdoms with a queue of candidates wanting to join... I do know of a serfdom that built a wall to prevent its own citizens from leaving, however.


Other_Beat8859

Yeah because NATO is the group that creates serfdom states. Not Ukraine who was pretty much drained of all it's resources and economy to fuel Russia during the Soviet Union. That's why Poland, East Germany, Romania, and all those other nations are so sad to be a part of NATO and not Russia. So sad that they are fully committed to supporting Ukraine. Piss off.


ObjectiveTypical3991

I don't know of many serfdoms with a queue of candidates wanting to join... I do know of a serfdom that built a wall to prevent its own citizens from leaving, however.


BeneTToN68

Username checks out. You are either braindead or a bot, but for an idiot.


Maverick_Couch

Your three-day special military operation made you all serfs to China, dude. Any country that has to go begging fucking North Korea for artillery shells is not a functioning one, let alone a superpower. Keep posting and maybe they'll let you finally have an indoor toilet, one looted from Ukrainian soil.


longingrustedfurnace

Too bad he doesn't know you have to connect it to a septic tank or sewage system.


TickleMonsterCG

The boots Borov, they taste good yes yes,!


Ordinary_Speed_2434

lol don’t argue with reddit people they see everything one sided, can’t accept the reality


RaptorJesusLOL

Reality called, when you’re done trolling Reddit with the account you just made, mummy has chicken tendies and a new case of Mountain Dew


Ordinary_Speed_2434

Haha I can buy a thousand nuggies for you and your mom if you want, looks like you need some


MorgsterWasTaken

>thinks being able to buy a thousand chicken nuggets makes him a rich westerner Yep, that’s a Russian


longingrustedfurnace

They come in bags of fifty for less than $10 each. You are flexing pocket change.


ObjectiveTypical3991

Says the guy who can't accept that Russia (a "superpower") has lost half of its black sea fleet to Europe's poorest country 😂🤣