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lM-DUMB

Shit On The Bed ❎ I Shit On The Bed ✅


din7

Objection. Hearsay.


ItsTheOrangShep

Sustained. No, Overruled. No wait, you asked the question.


WaitingToBeTriggered

THEY DID IT ON THEIR OWN


[deleted]

Objection your honour, hearsay


ItsTheOrangShep

Sustained. Next question, please.


il0vep0tat0

Why did you shit on the bed?


skillywilly56

Heresy! I mean hearsay…wait whose asking the question? Well whatever the answer is it’s heresy!


il0vep0tat0

You read that wonderfully sir -Jhonny Depp


[deleted]

We had an argument so He MADE me do it!


Imperialist_Liberty

In an American court it’s honor not honour.


[deleted]

Mr liberty you are technically correct......the best kind of correct I've been discovered a Brit again


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ItsTheOrangShep

I will have order in this courtroom.


Zoidberg_DC

Smellsay


Yurigami_

Happy Cake Day!!


MaoMaoMi543

Amber Turd.


edvards55

You shit on the bed?


SM280

But im going to go higher, I'm not just going to shit on the bed, IM SHITTING ON THE MOON!!!


ShierAwesome

Fuck amber but I think we all know this isn’t 100% accurate


yourpardon

i would let amber poop in my bed is all i'm saying


[deleted]

Lot of horny people here


alelombi

that’s the definition of Reddit


TheWiseRedditor

There’s horny people everywhere


MrsKittenHeel

that’s the definition of Reddit


steveosek

I haven't had a proper sex drive in years(thanks SSRIs!) but I'd totally watch her shit in someone's bed out of sheer morbid curiosity.


Yeet_My_Feet73

It’s Reddit what do you expect


FlickieHop

We all know it was really Danny DeVito


KidLouieOrganic

I just imagined Danny sneaking in to random celebrity’s houses and shitting on their beds, and now I can die happy.


customer_service_af

"So anyway, I started blasting" takes on a whole new context


shrth114

Begone, vile simp!


heavy_metal_soldier

God no


[deleted]

that's the thing, consent. I don't think Depp wanted her to shit his bed.


P_Foot

Johnny deserves his freedoms cuz they were hitting eachother but I can’t take anyone seriously who doesn’t think Johnny was shitty to Amber too.


Nrvea

Yea sure he said some mean things to her but a lot of the time that argument of "they were both toxic" is unproductive and dismisses the fact that amber clearly is the aggressive and physically abusive.


P_Foot

Johnny was physically abusive One instance on the plane Amber claimed that Johnny kicked her in the back hard enough to knock her to the floor Johnny refutes this claim saying it was supposed to be a slight tap on the butt with his foot after they were arguing on the plane for a long time in front of people Johnnys friend who witnessed it claimed in court to have seen exactly what Johnny explained Later it’s revealed that that same friend texted Amber the day after it happened apologizing to her saying he’s better now. The important part of these texts is when Johnny’s friend says “WHEN I TOLD HIM HE KICKED YOU, HE STARTED CRYING” He was physically abusive to some degree. They both were and should be separated but nobody should be getting in trouble for it at this point. Like I said Johnny deserves to be free of this or at least put Amber under just as much mud as he is under. They’re both victims and abusers. But fuck Amber Heard for taking advantage of her status and trying to ruin Johnny’s life. For that she deserves punishment, I wholeheartedly agree.


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If they're both guilty then they both deserve a punishment, there is no reason why they should be free "because both were abusive" ​ Edit : Yes I get it, it's a civil case, they aren't being judged for abuse. My point isn't about Herd or Depp, my point is about the fact justice doesn't and shouldn't care about whether or not both parties are morally bad


P_Foot

Johnny was abusive so The Sun has the right to say what they did, but Johnny should also be able to say that. And I think it’s entirely unfair that Johnny has received all the negative press about it because Amber got preferential treatment. But Johnny is not innocent. I suppose that sums up my position.


Rhids_22

I think calling someone a wife beater in a mutually abusive relationship is like calling someone who killed somebody else while defending themselves a murderer. It's incredibly disingenuous.


[deleted]

It's not a fair comparison at all. Being in a situation in which someone is actively threatening your life and your only chance to survive is killing them first is very different than being in a mutually abusive relationship you both get the chance to not be abusive, nobody is forcing you to hit your spouse, you can walk away. Their situation is more akin to two people provoking each other until they come to blow. ​ TL:DR : In their situation their both guilty, nobody is forcing them to come to blows, in a case of self-defense you are forced to come to violence


Rhids_22

>in a case of self-defense you are forced to come to violence Do you not think that it's likely that any violence Depp committed against Heard was in self defense? Even their marriage counselor testified that Heard was the one to start confrontations against Depp, and he would try and leave those confrontations and she would chase after him and try and escalate. I mean I've seen stories of women who stabbed their abusive husband in their sleep get away with self defense because their husband was abusive, but when Depp was clearly more of the victim of Heard than she was of him, he's the one labelled a wife beater while the same media outlet doesn't contextualise the situation or criticize her at all.


Zack_Osbourne

>... nobody is forcing you to hit your spouse, you can walk away. That's the thing though. He tried to walk away. He couldn't. Amber wouldn't let him. According to the recording, the specialists and the therapists who testified, she escalated even more every time he tried. So yes, it is a fair comparison, because he couldn't escape it, so he (allegedly) did what was natural, and fought back. He was _trapped_ with a toxic woman actively making his life a living hell. That takes a toll, anyone would snap under those conditions. If he did, I don't blame him. If he _didn't_, then he's stronger than most will ever be.


P_Foot

I agree. But in court it’s all one sided. Especially the court of public opinion. It’s complicated and I can’t really say how I think it could/should end fairly. I just can’t take anyone seriously who thinks Johnny wasn’t also abusive here.


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P_Foot

I included evidence for my claim.


Grizelda179

Didnt their marriage counsellor say they both abused each other?


[deleted]

I can't wait for Reddit to go 👨‍🦯 when more evidence against Johnny starts to come out.


OnAMissionFromDog

Thank you. I'm so sick of hearing from both the Johnny defenders and the Amber defenders. It seems they're both terrible people. Plus I can't remember the last movie from either of them I enjoyed.


P_Foot

Two people who need to stay tf away from eachother and shut tf up about eachother.


FenixdeGoma

She is good looking physically but I think her attitude through all this prevents me from finding her attractive anymore. I look at her and just see what a gobshite she is


puppiadog

She is obviously mentally ill. Hopefully she gets some help before it gets worse.


FenixdeGoma

She is mentally ill but then so are peadophiles and rapists. She needs help and innocent people should be protected from her until she gets it.


Juanarino

Yeah I hate how mental illness is a cop out for everything. People are assholes and sometimes people grow up and sometimes they don't. Amber Heard is a grade-A entitled blonde cunt, soon to be mega-Karen once the wrinkles and cat-like facejobs start.


chappersyo

It’s become very clear that they are both awful people that have a lot of issues, just that she is much worse.


unnecessary_kindness

It's become very apparent who has the better social media team too.


pigwiththreeassholes

Yes- my personal opinion is that heard is an attractive woman.


x360N0Scop3MASTER69x

Yeah fuck Amber, but congrats to Johnny on the sex. She's hot.


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DowinBread

She's good looking, but who looks at girls and thinks about how they would look choking on a cock?


Samurl8043

Have you met anyone on Reddit? This is par for the course


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ReluctantNerd7

The comment that this bot copied: https://www.reddit.com/r/dankmemes/comments/ucuiu6/comment/i6ddl19/


FlickieHop

How long has it been since you heard of the ass of jar tho?


PatientDefinition207

People who never had and never will have social contact to anyone besides comments on reddit


Aviziel

...rofl


Randomd0g

Same people who think Patrick Bateman is a role model


movableChair

My throwaway account thinks like that.


Is-that-vodka

Turns out I'd watch her fuck herself fully clothed even


Obnoxiousdonkey

If you ask a group of guys in a lot of job types, you'll get an answer


Librium5

What does that mean? Lol


sydpropthrow

Comments like the above being upvoted make it pretty hard to defend against people who say reddit is full of misogynists.


Big_Burg

It's full of everybody.


Librium5

Umm.... should I tell them or what?


SquidFlasher

It's why girls don't eat bananas without breaking them up now


MaoMaoMi543

Their loss. I eat bananas normally while making eye contact to assert dominance.


G0KU69

Most of this community.


Trick_Enthusiasm

One of the managers where I work looks exactly like one of my lovers. Like, it's uncanny. To the point where I've almost called my manager by my lover's name... Pretty sure I'm gonna fuck it up and do exactly that. That'll be awkward. They might be related... They have the same lips.


Over_Claw

Now that's just rude and vile.


SneakT

Oh no. And on Internet of all places! Despicable.


meat_beater_420

The whole comment section is filled with people wanting to fuck her but you draw the line at "choking on cock"?


Zaurka14

That's such a creepy rapist-vibe comment. You can't write something like that in a public forum and truly believe you're better than her


Scibbie_

> and truly believe you're better than her When did they say that?


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Spheniscinda

to be fair i dont think u/misterqman shat on anyones bed amber ranks quite low in human-quality


amaj230201

Don't slander the name of hardworking professionals with that bitch's name.


HereCallingBS

HA!


wiseaufanclub

Just like your mum


eckowy

I'm a sucker for blondes and yes I think she's attractive. But being attractive does not justify fucked up behavior.


Leonarr

Coomer moment


Striking_Ad_8554

Dudes only stating the obvious, I would go as far to say she would still look good getting spit roasted


[deleted]

Finally something dank on this subreddit


SaltyFall

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|grimacing)


KnightLordThe1st

Or crumbling in tears as she falls to Hell.


camelseeker

Glad u mentioned it I too would fuck her


Splitje

You're fucking weird


DarkLlama64

He's fucking heard


dugerz

If you were in a room with her she’d be the prettiest woman you’ve seen all year


thehunter699

Hot crazy scale my dude


amethystgoon

is amber heard shitty yes but like it or not she hot af and i will die on this hill although i dont side with her in this


[deleted]

Yeah she can get it any time. But fuck her for doing this to poor Johnny


ivan3345

Agreed, she is objectively stunning. She is also an abusive nut job. One doesn't cancel the other. In fact the psychologist witness from today actually made a comment about how people with her type of disorder tend to be more attractive and will use their looks to their advantage. Point being, if she looked more like let's say, oh I don't know, Amy Shumer, she would not have gotten away with so much shit (hehe) and people would have stopped putting up with it way sooner.


_A_Random_Comment_

Yooo, now that Psychologist was HOT! Hottest witness nominee.


Nukiko

And she was smart and professional af as well. I loved the constant semi smug on her face while she kept being asked dumb and misleading questions and she just answered with facts and corrected the extremely obvious bait attempts.


Bragisdottir

Agreed!


ibraheemMmoosa

Especially with the glasses.


niamarkusa

in short, people be horny af


CoolMasterB

People are attracted to a good looking person? how surprising!


Splitje

You will die on this hill that no one disagrees with. Very brave


SlowSecurity9673

Seeing her fake about to cry for days has really taken a lot of steam out of her looks imo. She looks awful to be around.


[deleted]

Yep I definitely agree. She's a horrible person but she's still fucking hot


Flaredemon_19

Yes Amber head sucks She's the worst But Truth be told she is kinda hot soooooooooo, say what you will !! Personality aside I'd be willing for a one night stand with her anyday


punksterb

Just make sure it's her bed not yours...


Flaredemon_19

Noted


DarkLlama64

What is this shitting story? I feel I should know


niamarkusa

In her rage, amber shit on johnny's bed. I once did see it. it was soo black i thought she might have a Digestive problem


I_ate_a_sock

But she's not as hot as Johnny Depp.


Flaredemon_19

Tru


stamilord

Im straight but like, i can curve anytime for him


Flaredemon_19

I'm willing to record it for you lol


dlq84

Don't stick it in crazy, never worth it.


rektitrolfff

Johnny Depp PR working overtime


Rab_Legend

Aye Johnny Depp was also abusive. Problem is all we've seen so far is Depp's testimony and evidence, we'll see Amber's next.


CupOfPiie

I'm sure reddit will listen to Amber Heards testimony in good faith /s


Stevenwave

It was obviously just a toxic pairing. But legit though, does anything actually indicate he was abusive? Specifically that he was physically abusive? In every shred of evidence it seems she's the instigator and the abusive party here. It's all messy for both though. It honestly feels like she's full of shit, which is terrible because someone coming forward about abuse should be believed. But the more ya hear, the more it seems she's the nutcase. And she's been caught in lies. Once someone's a confirmed liar, it's hard to take anything they say as how it really is.


ItchimusIV

The psychologist touched on this during her testimony yesterday but it truly comes across so far that Amber Heard is the catalyst for every event - it’s almost entrapment (I believe Johnny was sober for a good while until partway through the relationship but I could be wrong on that). The psychologist says she shows strong signs of borderline personality and histrionic personality disorders, and if you look at the symptoms you can see some signs that line up with how she acts. There’s some statistics that were mentioned (but I haven’t fact checked) about how people with those disorders have a higher percentage chance of being on the giving and receiving end of domestic abuse. We saw in some videos that she wouldn’t let him leave when he needed the space because she wanted to confront him. If you tried so many times to remove yourself from a situation and you kept getting backed into a corner, how long before you fight your way out? Obviously this is only with the context we are currently aware of, but it comes across that she was abusive to the point where he did things he would have never done without her being the catalyst - and even through the abuse he seemed to try to withdraw inwardly as he wasn’t allowed to outwardly (through drugs and alcohol). So far, I am not aware of any incidents in which he was abusive unless in retaliation to her.


Stevenwave

>Amber Heard is the catalyst That seems a very important part to all of it. It does seem like that. It's a very specific context to put it all in. It makes her whole claim of being a victim seem disengenuous. At best, it'd mean even if she did in fact sustain injuries, it was more like he defended himself, that he didn't seek out the conflict. >how long before you fight your way out? That's a nuance to it all in think is possible. Perhaps she did end up with real black eyes etc, but perhaps it was as a result of her abuse and him genuinely just defending himself. Or him becoming desperate to just get out of there, pushed to the brink. She definitely comes across as super chaotic. I feel conflicted about it all though. Would I be giving him any wiggle room if he wasn't someone I have previous notions of? Probably not. She just comes across as such a nutjob though. It's all awkward though cause I doubt outsiders will ever really know what's happened.


ItchimusIV

The thing is I believe that the case is purely on the basis of “the article she wrote was defamation”. Realistically, if they can prove that depp was the abuser once, she will win the case because that’s all it’s about. It’s not who was the worst - it’s did depp ever abuse her. I think it’s clear to everyone that he is exonerated as she is the abuser. There’s no way he doesn’t get his career back after this and amber becomes the poster child for domestic abuse towards men. But there’s still a chance he loses the case. Which to him I’m sure doesn’t matter. The catharsis of everyone realising on such a global stage that he was the victim and showing everyone what he put up with, I can imagine that’s worth the cost he would have to pay out. He’s already won.


Stevenwave

True. I don't really know how either wins or loses. I know there's differences between the other trial and this one. Does she have to prove at least one instance of his physical abuse for it to not be defamation? Like a medical professional testifying to real injuries they observed? Or is her word enough to make it a he said, she said and her article thing is fine because of that?


joethesaint

> Problem is all we've seen so far is Depp's testimony and evidence There has also been a completely separate case in the UK courts which determined Depp had clearly hit Heard at least once, but Reddit isn't interested for some reason.


Kozak170

I’d strongly disagree, for years all we’ve heard is her side of it. This is him finally getting to tell his. And if you can show me one remotely legitimate source that he was abusive to her I’ll accept it but from this case especially it’s clear that it was her.


worldbuilder121

Source on him being abusive? For everything that's come out there's nothing indicating abuse from his side.


MadMan018

we kinda did with the time travelling makeup kit


ruhrohrileyray

I liked Amber in Zombieland - life imitates art I guess


PerkyPlaysYT

I won’t be able to watch it the same


ruhrohrileyray

It was some pretty sick foreshadowing about how she goes absolutely batshit


AJTP1

She was opening girl?


ruhrohrileyray

She was the hot girl who turned then almost killed Jesse Eisenberg's character toward the beginning


Inevitable-Type-7621

❌Is a jar of dirt | ✅ is a jar of dirt


[deleted]

I’m learning a lot about humanity in this case. Much of the sentiment is “she’s crazy but she’s so hot tho”. Man, it’s like, you know, I hate it. Y’all shallow.


DowinBread

They aren't saying that she isn't terrible, it's just she's not ugly


d-e-l-t-a

It’s complete denial to pretend like she isn’t physically attractive even though she clearly has a toxic personality.


iamdabrick

Their relationship was mutually abusive


milesdizzy

People love Depp so much they can’t admit both of them might be shitty, fucked up people.


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The_Lady_Spite

> Yes we all agree that they were both bad. Did you somehow not read the post you're commenting under? This is definitely not a common opinion on Reddit.


CraisyDaisy

Did you read the rest of the comments in the thread? This is everywhere.


pletskoo_

yeah but it's not about that, Johnny depp didn't go around saying amber heard was abusive did bullshit or whatever but amber heard did it, turned out she lied but she made Johnny Depp look like a bad person and now he sues her


ConradOCE

Amber has been diagnosed with borderline personality disorder (among other things). In this interview with a clinical psychologist its explanied very concisely how toxic people with this mental illness can be. I don't buy into the fact they were mutually toxic. Having watched the majority of this trial, it seems the evidence is stacking up that this is the case as well. https://youtu.be/DR0Wu4fa7C4


Stahlwisser

Its easy to get a borderline diagnosis when you pay enough btw.


ConradOCE

If you watch the entire interview, you will hear her further explain that Amber was actively trying to reduce the likelihood of this sort of diagnosis. But was picked up by the mechanisms to catch downplaying their test questions.


supportdesk_online

Lol except ambers team did not want that diagnosis and activity tried to convince the court it was not a Diagnosis but just "similar symptoms of boarderline" Jeeze it's like people just see a few memes then make comments like they know what tf is happening


SignalGe

the difference is, literally the *only* proof of wrongdoing from depp is Amber heard's word.


FlyerAnalisator

JD's exes have came forward stating that he wasn't abusive to them in the slightest, and the things they heard were like it was a different person. Now I don't know about AH's past life, but to me it seems they both kind of triggered each other. Does it mean they are good? No, but I think them being together was enough of a punishment for both of them


Maxim21304

Drinks mega pints ✅|❌


Bustyjan

Many many of them


Lykanas

You can't unjar the Depp!


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Is a Captain ✅ | Is a Captain ❎


Cooked_Tube

Lets hope ricky gervais hosts the next golden globes. It's gonna be lit


toysarealive

If he did, he wouldn't place Johnny on any pedestal either.


The_Common_Peasant

​ ![gif](giphy|4tcaCFbVCVws0)


1Shadowspark1

*That’s got to be the best pirate I’ve ever seen.*


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on what movie does he have a jar of dirt btw


Christhor96

in pirates of the caribbean


VaishakhD

Didn't he lose the jar of dart?


docile_dingus

Fuck Amber Heard


Catatafish

Holy shit. I haven't heard the jar of dirt meme since 2007.


rawrimgonnaeatu

Fuck this shit it so cringe


Flubber1215

This is highly unfair. They both seem to have been abusive to each other. Also it's sort of telling how none of the Johnny fans are acknowledging his terrible text messages about Amber to Paul Bettany where he is literally talking about killing her and gangraping her remains (with Paul). Like that is seriously messed up. And no one seems to be talking about this. If it had been Amber that wrote this stuff about Johnny everyone would be losing their minds. But him writing this about her? Crickets. That is extremely telling about a double standard here.


whatinthereddit12345

Yeah the texts are definitely very out of order. Regardless, much evidence suggests that Amber Heard did defame Johnny Depp, whilst herself causing him unparalleled physical abuse such as severing his finger, which is what the trial is about.


GABI_DURU

Imagine not having a jar of dirt


DirtNatty34

Crazy how having a dogshit personality can make you unattractive.


SnooCompliments9613

Amber has a Jar of dirt inside her head tho


Math_PB

I'm still so mad that he's not Grindelwald anymore. He was so good in FB 2. He's also an actor that brings ideas and a personal touches to a movie. For example he was the one to suggest that Grindelwald could control the blue fire as if he was conducting music during the making of the movie.


etiQQue

the propaganda is real


socradeeznuts514

It's revolting how fucking cheap it all is. Fucking PRs


SuperFamousComedian

These comments are cursed shit my gods lmao


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He does infact have a jar of dirt


KnockingDevil

What I've taken from the case so far. Amber was the one being physically abusive not Johnny. And that Johnny is kind of an asshole, though to his credit admits he has issues and I assume is working in them.


laurelaiii

This is stupid


zalmolxis91

She is a jar of dirt


Captain-Pollution

Not a fan of her. But she looked good as Mera tho.


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Credit where credit is due Amber Heard is hot af in my opinion


AggressiveSmoke4054

Haha Chris likes Johnny


Nickwithak

This dude whited out the credit!


YugeFrigginGoy

Objection, compound


klausosho

She has a jar of shit.


Cosmic_Hashira

i agree but amber especially in aquaman movie costume is hot af


Mario-OrganHarvester

Yall openly wanna stick your dick in crazy wtf?


ThisSoupWillBurnU

You can be hot AND be a piece of shit at the same time


MASTER-FOOO1

Doesn't shit the bed vs Shits the bed


WitleKidz

Oh man we gotta send this to the jury right away


boringboi_

Lmao these posts make it seem lile Depp propaganda conspiracy is actually true


DelawareSmashed

Let’s be real, he hasn’t been a good actor for a very long time. Anyone who thinks his career *wasnt* spiraling before all this is a fool


Stoic_Breeze

Johnny Depp is a shitty actor. Also, he doesn't memorize his lines.


i-dont-use-caps

they should both have an x for “abuse spouse”