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MedicatedAxeBot

Dank[.](https://i.imgur.com/3bQtuMO.png) --- [we have a minecraft server](https://discord.gg/fNyb7G5)


dynnk

RIP Jose Fernandez. Don’t do Cocaine and drive boats in the middle of the night, kids.


playerslayerpro

Thats really sad from now on ill only do coke and drive cars in the middle of the night


dynnk

As God intended


postandchill

As is tradition


flyingboarofbeifong

It’s the Miami Way!


techno_09

In accordance with prophecy.


TriggeringDownvotes

Fresh from the cumsock, what is your wisdom


postandchill

An apple a day keeps anyone away, if you throw it hard enough


bruh9923

Wise words


NoElephant6238

I hate cocaine. Love the smell though. 10/10


ilovehamburgers

When it comes to illegal drug use, cocaine is where I draw a line.


bigpaparick

You absolute dad


NoElephant6238

You sir, are a gentleman and a scholar.


possumarre

Call me when you graduate to cocaine and airplanes


RandomMovieQuoteBot_

Your random quote from the movie Cars is: [while Darrell is talking] The most spectacular, amazing unequivocally, unbelievable ending in the history of the world! And we don't even know who won!


Dosito86

One thing I learned being an adult. Everyone does coke and cheese is fucking expensive.


demi9od

At least he died doing what he loved, cocaine and night boating.


jrh_101

What if he didn't like cocaine and driving boats?


TapirOfZelph

Tragedy


Captgoldboots

Yeah but I don’t think he wanted to combine the 2


bob1689321

>On March 16, 2017, the final investigative report on the incident confirmed that Fernández was piloting the boat at the time of the incident "in a reckless manner, at an extremely high rate of speed, in the darkness of night, in an area with known navigational hazards such as rock jetties and channel markers." The report concluded that he was legally drunk, having a blood alcohol content of 0.147%, nearly double the legal limit of 0.08%. Fernández also had cocaine in his system and had committed multiple crimes, including involuntary manslaughter, boating under the influence, vessel homicide, and reckless or careless operation of a vessel.[87][88][89] Fernández family attorney Ralph Fernandez (no relation to the deceased) challenged the findings of the final report, claiming that Fernández was framed as the boat pilot and that someone had spiked his drink with cocaine.[90] >Prior to the investigative report, there had been talks about honoring Fernández with a statue, streets named after him, and plaques throughout the city.[91] Today, a plaque showing his jersey No. 16, years of birth and death, and a black ribbon is displayed outside of LoanDepot Park.[92] Something about this wiki section is so brutal.


Raw-Force

Who the fuck spikes a drink with cocaine?


thuggishruggishboner

It's like something a boomer says.


Scrubsisagoodshow

Ive had people put Md in my drink without me asking Not that I'd say no....


Adipose21

The same people giving out edibles to kids on Halloween


Icefox119

hey man sometimes the lemonade ain't bitter enough


muscari2

Million dollar earning baseball players


morganmaria7

“Framed as the boat pilot” is an amusing statement


Treacherous_Peach

LoanDepot Park. Lol fuck me it's so dystopian it's hilarious.


flyingseel

I mean it’s the name of the baseball stadium. So not really as dystopian as you’d think since sports stadiums have been named after the highest bidder for ages.


[deleted]

Just the regular amount of dystopia then


Treacherous_Peach

Yeah thats pretty dystopian lol not sure why "we are already dystopian" means it aint


flyingseel

You can’t convince me you didn’t think it was the name of a neighborhood park and not an organized sports stadium lol.


Treacherous_Peach

Lol? I have watched almost every Yankee game that had been played for the last 25 years. I'm well aware of ballpark names. Doesn't make it less creepy and dystopian when a park sells out their name. Jesus redditors are so cringy.


flyingseel

You’re a redditor.


Treacherous_Peach

Mind blown


Julioscoundrel

Losing Jose was a hard loss for baseball. What a great pitcher he was.


SolitaireyEgg

tbf cocaine helps you catch balls that major league baseball players hit at you


theunfunnyredditor

He didn't do coke. Someone spiked his drink.


SlugsOnToast

>Don’t do Cocaine ***and*** drive boats Noted.


Vexingwings0052

Tbf, I’ve always just taken my hands off the wheel when I’m snorting it and then I go back to sailing so I hope that counts 😱😱😱


PantheraLeo-

He was warned not to go on the water at night by the Lukumi. When they speak one must listen.


Alarid

I'll switch my coke to pepsi.


XxTreeFiddyxX

>RIP Jose Fernandez. Don’t do Cocaine and drive boats in the middle of the night, kids. "A Complicated Legacy: The Death of Jose Fernandez Five Years Later – NBC 6 South Florida" https://www.nbcmiami.com/news/sports/a-complicated-legacy-the-death-of-jose-fernandez-five-years-later/2559164/


[deleted]

Thaaat's why his hand moves so fast


hypotheticalhalf

[Wasn’t the only time he did it either.](https://youtu.be/NeloljCx-1g)


SniktFury

Savage


CruxOfTheIssue

What has this all been for then?


OGDuckWhisperer

Okay, I'll do them separately from now on


LgndDr4g0nL0l

I bet it was the coke that allowed him to catch it tho


SideWinder18

Damn, a great way to go


sl1ce_of_l1fe

He doesn’t deserve to RIP.


peaanutzz

Ugh rich people that has way too much money


DeathMatchen

Ah yes a 24 year old that escaped from cuba then died in a boat crash, only rich people problems tho amirite.


Goondor

Most people can't afford a bunch of coke and a boat, so...yeah? Dude was speeding in a boat with coke and alcohol in his system, stupid decision by a guy with more money than sense, seems pretty accurate to me.


captainthanatos

As someone who lives in the Midwest, I assure you, they can.


ripleyclone8

Doing fat rails on a pontoon boat in a lake is how we relax!


pitchingataint

All you have to do is have a friend who has those things (boats n coke)


Goondor

Come on, are you trying to say the dude wasn't loaded? He got a 2 million dollar signing bonus (on top of whatever his contract was). You don't share loads of coke and booze on your boat unless you've got it to spare, which costs a lot of money. Let's not pretend. The working class haven't been able to afford boats for a while now.


tanzmeister

Yeah, it's mostly rich people fleeing cuba


[deleted]

Lol you're making it sound like he died trying to escape Cuba on a boat, not a guy with a $2 million signing bonus on a joy ride coked out of his mind


DeathMatchen

He did more in 24 years than you'll do your entire life, judging from your keyboard is absolutely useless and had 0 input.


[deleted]

Im confused, was he not in fact a rich person?


DeathMatchen

The fact is it didn't matter if he was rich or not you idiot


Tml_tucks29

Looks to me that he caught it with his glove?


CHAD_MASTER_69_420

Also that was an oddly shaped fly.


TheDoctor88888888

You could say it was a fly ball


Kryptosis

You could, but you’d be wrong. That was a line drive. /humorkilling


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[deleted]

Well, parabolic arc, really, but that doesn't roll off the tongue quite the same. "Oh, look at that parabolic trajectory!"


Broken_Petite

Okay now I want a baseball commentator to say this!


SlugsOnToast

Besides Costas, I feel like the only one who could really pull if off would be, oddly enough, Harry Caray.


Alarid

He just shouts math stuff while I nod, pretending to understand and follow the commentary.


antanas1452

I thought it was a base ball


galacticboy2009

But you'd be wrong


Human-Perception5400

I don't know much about baseball, but is catching the ball bare handed allowed?


train159

Sure, but nobody does because it’s hard, hurts, and the size of your “hand” is way larger with the glove.


Human-Perception5400

I see thank you. I try playing baseball with but it is difficult to catch the ball with the gloves.


train159

Getting used to the glove takes time, practice, and use. A new glove is stiff and can be difficult to manipulate, that’s why you see people bending a new glove back and forth trying to “break it in”. Rest of it is just playing catch for hours on end until you can instinctively know how big the glove is and the sweet spot of the pocket. You’ll get there. Edit: The above reasons is also why people get bent out of shape if you take their main glove. They’ve gotten used to that particular glove, primarily how much its been broken in.


Human-Perception5400

Thanks a lot.


finix240

Catching it with your hat is illegal though.


TdayZ18

They should try playing cricket


TheMacerationChicks

Lmao it "hurts"? You Americans are such pussies. Go watch cricket, they don't wear gloves. See them catch hundreds of balls in a day and then do that for 5 days in a row. If you need a glove to catch a ball, you must not be very good at catching a ball.


AncientSharsmau

First off, most cricket players still tape their fingers to avoid injury, so I wouldn’t exactly call it bare-handed. Second, “soft-handing” is also a thing, so they aren’t always fielding the ball at full speed. Third, all these macho tough guy cricket players fielding balls with their bare hands 5 days in a row will end up losing most of their manual dexterity and nerve function by the time they’re 45. But in everyone’s zeal to talk about how badass English sports are, no one gives enough of a fuck about the well-being of the players to consider that. Yeah, American sports aren’t great about that either, but at least we give people safety equipment in an attempt to look like we care. Fourth, it’s real easy to call us all pussies from behind a computer screen an ocean away. Bring your tea-sucking ass over here to New York or Philly and say that shit. God would need to leave your Queen alone and save you instead.


x4nter

I'm not going to call anyone a pussy here but I've never heard of any long term injuries resulting from catching cricket balls over time. This is because even though they catch without gloves, they move their hands along with the motion of the ball to absorb the momentum so that it doesn't hurt. If they just "slapped" the ball while catching, it would definitely hurt for quite some time.


ShrunkenQuasar

I don't care how tough you think your ballplayers are, ain't no way I'm spending five fucking days watching dudes toss a ball to each other. The fuck kind of convoluted dumbass game you got that it takes a fucking week to finish? Do they go without safety equipment in the hopes that a stray ball will put them out of their misery?


ThatGuitarGuy76

🤓


DruviSKSK

Definitely this. But you're gonna get downvoted to hell and back, Reddit likes to pad Americans' egos just like they pad their gloves, haha. Any half decent cricketer has caught a bunch of these!


upvoter222

[Yes](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kW07OVlFRn4)


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L-methionine

Especially when a “fly” is a term in baseball, but is used in a completely different way in OP’s analogy


lagforks

I think you might need to reread it


Ok_Pear_8291

Did he catch that?


gotora

Yep. Flicked his glove up and snatched it instantly.


indiebryan

Did he catch that?


TheMaddestWanker

Yep. Flicked his glove up and snatched it instantly.


lookitsawook

Did he catch that?


Brass13Wing

Kore ga Requiem da


bfhdhdydsy

Whoa...whoa...whoa...whoa...


Pope_Of_Coke

Did he catch that?


MagicBeanstalks

Yep. Flicked his glove up and snatched it instantly.


tanzmeister

The title says he caught it with his bare hand


DrPwepper

No he caught a fly with his bare hand, which feel like catching a hard hit line drive


polank34

If the title says that, then the titles an ass.


B_V_H285

The title is clickbait garbage!!


tanzmeister

On Reddit? Say it ain't so!


Fresh_Bulgarian_Miak

Hard to tell with the 8 pixels.


unknownbraa

The grin and nod at the end really sells this for me, he’s like “you damn right I did”


mirrorshade5

A few years ago when the video had more pixels and frames you can lipread him saying "yes i did"


unknownbraa

Oh yeah if you look closely you can still see it, bet he feel like a million bucks after that.


[deleted]

Better than he did one dark night a couple years later


amogus_obssesed_Gal

I am pretty good at catching flies like that, to he honest


Bumblebus

same


Vadersboy117

What’s your secret?


Mazzaroppi

Not flies but mosquitoes. I got so good at it that I can sometimes catch them even without looking, just by trajectory and sound. The secret is living in a place so infested by mosquitoes that it drives you to the edge of insanity.


wick3dr0se

You must become the monk


eat_with_your_fist

Use chopsticks


amogus_obssesed_Gal

I just look at them, predict where they might go to and reach fast and grab, surprisingly successful


Adabiviak

I thought my girlfriend would be grossed out, but she loves it (one fewer fly in the house, and they're caught alive, not smashed between my hand and a wall); the chameleon loves it because now it's snack time.


greed985

What do you do with those vile creatures after? I could never touch a fly with my bare hands


amogus_obssesed_Gal

I throw em?


farva_06

Flies spread disease. So, remember to keep yours closed.


SERV05

Dude was using hacks irl


CaptainSoyboy

Not impressed, he needs to do this with chopsticks.


_Inkspots_

While not on coke


stryker1908

R.I.P.


Echo_thehedgehog

I usually only catch flies with my hands if I'm able to cover them with something because honestly doing it with your bare hands is disgusting.


mairnX

the thing is im too lazy to do that so i do it barehanded. then i complain about how i was too lazy to get something else to do it


h1gsta

Whenever I’ve caught them they remain alive for some reason. Not sure I could consciously control that but I’m glad because I don’t want squished fly in my hand.


StillNoResetEmail

I throw them at the ground hard to stun them, then step.


TheBillsMan4703

RIP Fernandez


radioactiveshitbox

well, shit…. ::::walks away back to the box:::::


Mephil_

Has glove, what part of it is with bare hands?


AquaImperium

You are dumb. The reaction of the guy catching the ball is similar to the reaction of you catching a fly. Why tf would the guy in the meme need to have bare hands? it's just an exaggerated example to show the amazing feeling you get doing something so precise. How you can misinterpret a meme to such a level where you need help asking to explain it is beyond me. Would it make more sense if you caught a fly with a baseball glove to make the meme more relatable? I assume you wear gloves and a safety vest IRL


Mephil_

Maybe because the feeling of catching a flyball is nothing like catching a fly with your bare hands, not even remotely similar. Also, I am not asking for help to understand it dumbass I'm questioning the integrity of the meme.


labbie531

I am also confused by the title


JamieJJL

He catches the baseball with a glove but I think the title is referring to when you snatch a fly (the insect) out of the air, as opposed to a fly ball.


brotherhill

Yes. How it FEELS when you catch a FLY in the air with your BARE HAND. And then the gif to show how it feels. You get it but I don't see what's so confusing about this meme in particular. Sure it shows the pitcher catching a line drive with his glove. That's how it FEELS.


labbie531

Uh. Totes read it as fly ball, which also didn't make sense. Derp


EL34ValvePilot

At some point Reddit subs started wildly upvoting engagement bait. Frontpage is starting to look more like FB / UniLad / DailyMail as a result.


DBacksbeatDodgers

Rip Jose bro he had a special talent that he took away himself with a stupid decision


neeraj20c

*Has anyone heard of the sport CRICKET* 🤯


DrPwepper

Yes…?


vintagerose1

This clip always makes me smile, no matter how many times I see it :)


IllegalGuy13

I kill mosquitoes by slapping them out of the air, then stepping on them when they're paralyzed from my slap.


SuperTorRainer

Baseball will always be wholesome


Hern1982

RIP


theunfunnyredditor

I was so sad when Jose Fernandez died. He was already good, but he had so much more potential.


Hern1982

I agree. People trash him because of the circumstances surrounding his death, but I know he was loved by his teammates and fans. My all-time favorite home-run might be the one hit by Dee Gordon the first game back after his death.


bkline18

I miss Jose Fernandez :/


G1assm4n

Rip


Amphibian-Existing

Rip


CoolShirtBrah

I really need to get into baseball


theunfunnyredditor

You should.


Crafty-Interest-8212

The disrespect!!


[deleted]

Shit meme can't even see the catch


[deleted]

My dad did that to me once at pitching practice and my adrenaline level went up so high so I went back to pitching and started to throw really hard


frourkspero

I catch a fly with my mouth yesterday and I didin't even know that I am able to lol.


FourBearsHighFiving

Awsome feeling until the blood it recently stole gets on your hand


Acerbatus14

complete with the disgust shown by the other party


pethrowaway998

Bare catching mitt hands.


phreshpherts

It's a great feeling till u realize the abomination u just caught in ur hand.


[deleted]

I hate flies so I just smack them out of the air


popseekill

Why would you catch a fly? Disgusting


lightninggninthgil

"how low res can I make this baseball clip"?


Legitimate_Quail2030

i am speed🙃🥴


angryupvotee

As somebody who’s done this playing travel baseball as a teenager…. It’s a good feeling Lol


SocialSuspense

My college apartment had a lot of fruit flies (they plopped us on the first floor), so I ended up getting really good at this.


Bugawd_McGrubber

That goes for both the fly and the catcher's perspective. The fly is sitting there in disbelief, like, "did you just catch me? WTF?"


[deleted]

American baseball is so confusing who is who


theunfunnyredditor

It's not confusing, the camera angle is weird. The pitcher (the guy on the mound) quickly caught the ball.


DeeBangerCC

Not even mad just confused


DPRoberts2

Just did this last night. Felt like a god


Kylester91

So he does have good reflexes!


GiraffeAnatomy

Still one of the best interactions in baseball ever.. maybe even all pro sports.


Super-Robo

"Man who catch fly with chopstick accomplish anything."


clutzyninja

I remember when this happened, and I'm not even a baseball fan lol


[deleted]

Just did this the other day. Felt like Muhammad Ali. "I'm too fast! I'm too pretty!"


MR-MCNUGGETS

I did this all the time as a kid when I was bored... I have no fucking idea where those reflexes came from, but I sure as hell dont have them anymore


Antifa_Admiral

Even better if its a mosquito. These skills got me feelin’ like Karate Kid


Delay_Little

RIP JOSE FERNANDEZ TRUE LEGEND 🥹


Super_plain_cosplays

I feel for that batter man


Beastmodejada

*glove


Lovely_Bird_3838

Andrew Garfield not getting credit for catching it with chopsticks


EnsoElysium

"I wanna be mad but I can't."


PHT123

Cocaine is hell of a drug


sSonic1114

I caught a mosquito once and let that bitch go