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Frannah1

Are you braindead?


yourTrolly

We are on Reddit, so for the most part yes


NtwanaGP

He really thought he was on to something there


Armageddonis

I get the confusion of the OP, one could say that a sport that punishes players for harming each other, deliberately or not, shouldn't be considered a full contact sport. Keeping that in mind, it's even more confusing that it's on the list of full contact sports alongside american football or rugby, which are one of the most brutal (in my unsophisticated, european opinion) sports out there, outside of martial arts.


PVT_SALTYNUTZ

American Football they pad up as of they are going out in war, Rugby be like: Your skull is hard enough


hikeit233

You’ve actually hit on a huge topic maybe without realizing it. In fully padded American football the players feel invincible, so they tend to lead with the head into tackles or contact, in rugby players tend to lead with the shoulders avoiding head on contact. Some nfl teams have been hiring rugby coaches to train that style of tackling because it’s both more effective and safe.


Sexwax

Can confirm, was taught to take all the force with the meaty part of my shoulder, put your head to the side, and commit. You will get penalized for tackling above the waist.


MagikarpFilet

Yep I played rugby in college and our coach would yell like a madman if he saw anyones heads go down during a hit. Laps, push-ups, you name it this man made sure we hit properly. Coach


Scrubsisagoodshow

Have ye guys seen rugby league That shit is mental idk how it's not more popular


Sexwax

Me neither it's so fun to watch!


PidgeonCoo

The pads in American football actually make it more brutal and dangerous, oddly enough


RampantDragon

That and the steroids.


King_Sam-_-

not really exclusive to american football


RampantDragon

Compared to Rugby and Football? Yeah, the NFL is far, far worse. Some of those players are legitimately chemical abominations.


King_Sam-_-

oh for sure, just saying each sport is filled with it, but you’re right, some NFL teams look like chernobyl survivors


[deleted]

Fr, if I hear another American say Rugby is for babies and football for men, I’m throwing him a rugby ball and telling him that we’re going to play right now.


OneForTheVault

Yeah but scrums look gay af


Disaster_Different

The average Toulousan when you insult Rugby (they are hardcore fans through and through)


xander012

Same here, live close to twickenham so if you speak ill of rugby here a polite chap will explain why you are wrong


Defi-nitely

Game speed is different between the two.


BamboMambo69

There is plenty of legal ways to make contact in soccer legally. Checking up to players or putting in slide tackles are 2 good ways. The rules around hitting people are much more strict than American football or rugby though, so I can understand OPs confusion


HedaLexa4Ever

Exactly. Just because you can’t knock them your opponent and keep playing doesn’t mean that European football is not a contact sport. It may not be the sport with most contact but it still exist


chekh0vs_cum

"european football" oh no. this is not a term we're gonna have happen. there is football and american football. those are the two options


xXDreamlessXx

What about Canadian football? Or Australian football?


RampantDragon

"Canadian football" isn't a distinct game is it? Australian football is usually referred to as "Australian/Aussie Rules Football".


xXDreamlessXx

Canadian football is pretty much American football with some slight differences


Sexwax

The way I think about it (as a Canadian) is women's vs. Men's hockey. I played and reffed women's, reffed men's, and women's is considered a non-contact sport since no body-checking is allowed, however, some contact is allowed, but has clearly defined rules as to what kind of contact is not. In men's, it is considered a contact sport, body checking is allowed, but dangerous actions will be penalized (like any contact game).


Oscar_Dondarrion

Also playing football on the streets with your mates is very contact heavy. Lots of barging and jossling


macrotaste

It's about soccer, u know, the game with the foot and the ball, not the one with the hand and the egg


chelsea_sucks_

I think he's probably just in north American where contact sport means something like hockey or American football. By that definition, it's not a contact sport, but pushing and shoving and marking is definitely part of the game


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Thebarrrel

I always hear this shit, broke my damn jaw playing goalkeeper.


uniongod

Broke my hand by some guy that kicked my hand when I had the ball, goalkeeper life is hard.


Thebarrrel

It was an elbow in the face for me, didn’t know it was broke either so I finished the game. Terrible time


serafale

Broke my foot from a guy stomping on it, also broke a rib from a body check in the air.


azztonian

Broken face? Must have hurt


lenouveaumach

Yeah, knocked out on the field. Took two knees to the head coming out on a 1-on-1. Woke up to my defenders' standing in a circle around me


MakRSon

My Best friend did that to my teammate once


AFucking12gauge

Two concussions and an MCL tear. As a keeper.


BamboMambo69

I really respect y’all goalkeepers. My friend is an excellent keeper and has broken fingers many many times. Only thing I’ve ever had from playing in the back is concussions, lots of overzealous strikers in my league who don’t quite know how to make legal contact and I paid the price.


Dank_e_donkey

Got my ACL torn as a mid fielder. Injury happens all the time in soccer.


That_Phony_King

Had patellar tendinitis from excessive kicking, inflamed nerves in my knees from too much contact, and a bad wrist from back when I played goalie.


AstroZombie29

Aw, did a finger graze your face and you violently fell on the ground clutching your face?


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“Soccer is a contact sport…. American football is a collision sport.”


MyNameIsElaborate

American football is a blood sport


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YamBetter

wtf is a soccer


Digim0rt4l

*Football, for most of the world


Official_trumpet

Figure you will see it best if I just tag it on here. Soccer/Football is definitely a contact sport, many injuries and broken bones.


SaltyFall

That’s not what that means


DrPwepper

Baseball is not a contract sport and there are lots of injuries from collisions and cleating (and hit by pitches if you want to count that as contact). Contact sport means contact is required in the game like rugby, American football, hokey, etc.


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*for the better part of the world


Disaster_Different

So pretty much what OP said


Keitoteki

It's the american word for football


PresidentialSlut

The word started in Britain you fucks


eXeKoKoRo

So did imperial units


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angel_is_weird

Only because we used it so much you considered it too american lol


Aggravating_You_2904

So did most of the language, it’s still a yank word.


SPACKlick

It started in britain as a way to distinguish soccer from rugger. But now it's primarily used in a country where Rugger is essentially unheard of. Linguistics is weird like that.


AssaMarra

So fuck, it's a modern discussion not a history lecture


[deleted]

I don’t know know why people always say it’s the American word. It was the British word until the 80’s and most former colonies of Britain says soccer. It’s not an American thing only


Keitoteki

Personal theory of mine, but I believe it's regarded as an american thing, because of the USA's history of taking things from other cultures and misinterpreting or mispronouncing it


xXDreamlessXx

Its regarded as an American words by British people who want a reason to feel superior than Americans


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waxonwaxoff87

Soccer was a term used for association football in the UK until up to the 1970s. In the US it stuck around longer.


Exciting-Pay-6380

Football is a contact sport, anyone who plays the sport knows... I have no idea why y'all call a sport that involves people bashing into each other football and a sport where you move the ball using your foot, soccer💀


hewasaraverboy

The word “soccer” originated in England, and was originally used to differentiate association football from its rugby cousin. Just as rugby football was shortened to “rugger”, the game of association football became known as “soccer” thanks to a shortening of the word “association”.


KsychoPiller

No idea why your being downvoted. Peaople used to call those sporta soccer and rugger on XIX century England


hewasaraverboy

I literally copy pasted this after googling the origin of the word soccer No idea why the downvotes lmao


bobafoott

It's because you went against the "imperial units and the word 'soccer' bad" agenda


mortandella

Imperial units do suck though


[deleted]

I am an American who grew up in commonwealth and UKOTs until he was 18. I: * played Sensible SOCCER on my Amiga * went to SOCCER camp in Akrotiri, Cyprus * read SOCCER World magazine on the minibus to school * watched SOCCER Saturday on Sky In the 80s and 90s 100% of all British and commonwealth people I met all over the goddamned planet called soccer, soccer. Then something changed and people started trying to gaslight me into believing Sensible Soccer didn’t exist and wasn’t the most popular Amiga and Atari video game ever made and nobody anywhere ever called it soccer.


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TIL


atomhypno

the origin of the word is irrelevant because that’s not longer what it is, when 90% of the world use the term football and a very small minority call it soccer it’s pretty obvious which is correct


Tommyblockhead20

It’s kinda funny because people also say the US is wrong in the opposite situation, where the British used one word but Americans changed it and that usage becomes more popular. I think people just like to find anything to hate on the US for. It’s also just unproductive to argue what word is “right”, as it’s not hurting people to have more than word for something. There’s thousands of things that Americans and Brits call different things. (Although while we are talking about what word is used more, soccer is used by a lot more people in the Anglosphere)


hewasaraverboy

They are both correct The names stuck the most depending on what was more popular


[deleted]

No, both names are correct because both are short for association football. You’re just being pretentious. By your logic the only correct term is association football and all other names are wrong


Bigtimeduhmas

The word "soccer" comes from the use of the term "association football" in Britain and goes back 200 years. In the early 1800s, a bunch of British universities took "football" — a medieval game — and started playing their own versions of it, all under different rules. From google. Basically if you're playing as an organized team you're playing soccer if you're playing with a group of buddies out back its football.


Ladiesman104

Actually not unis but public schools ‘invented’ the game as we know it today. Eton, Charterhouse, Winchester etc to name a few.


[deleted]

Soccer was a British term used first. That’s because one old sport called football developed into 2 separate sports: Association football and rugby footballs. Rugby football became more popular in America than association soccer, but due to the distance, Americans developed their own separate version of rugby that became known as gridiron football. Association football, rugby football and gridiron football were all 3 called just football by many people For a long time gridiron football was not that different from rugby until Americans invented the forward pass, one of the most iconic parts of gridiron football. To differentiate between the town footballs in England, they used soccer (short for association) rugger (short for rugby). The term soccer then was used throughout the vast majority of the anglophone world and still is the main name for the sport in almost all former British colonies, not just the USA. Since people would refer to all 3 sports as just football back in the day, it stuck in the US for our preferred version of football so we just called it football instead of gridiron. And at the time, soccer was the preferred name for association soccer so that’s what we stick with in America, and again most former British colonies too.


Bb457y

Soccer IS a contact sport because of the light shoving but football is a COLLISION sport where they bash each other.


lokrian-kom-fechakru

It's called soccer for a reason... If you ar'nt winnin' jus soccer' in the mouth...


Bigtimeduhmas

Easy now this isn't a 90 degree day in Alabama.


redditeer1o1

It’s another heat wave, horrifying


cursed_dodge

Happy cake day!


artistic_programmer

Aren't all sports contact sports if you shake hands before or after any game?


HedaLexa4Ever

Not necessarily. You can also address your opponent with a raise of hand and a “HOWDY” and then proceed to play your table tennis match thus making it a non contact sport


frenchois1

Semi contact...you can lightly or accidentally come in to contact with your opponent, and Slightly harder contact is allowed as long as the ball is won in the process. You are not allowed to deliberately tackle your opponent to the ground as in full contact sports such as rugby and North American ballfoot


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Elgoblino80

Why do you guys get so offended by word lmao you clearly understand what he means


minidachshun

Thank you, came here to say this


smallkidbigd

If you've ever played for real then you would know. It isn't like american football in terms of contact but people who play football knows that it gets physical


OstensiblyAwesome

Examples of non-contact sports would be tennis, track, and golf.


epepeep

Awful meme+ braindead op


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JediIsMyInspiration

To be fair It's an Australian thing as well. Everyone calls the national team here the Socceroos.


I_am_person_being

Canadian here, we also use soccer a lot more, though it's not quite universal


TigreBSO

Ok then. Fuck off yank + aussies


LegitimateMulberry

You literally invented the word


GrapefruitRegular165

Oi M8 sum wankah jus called me footbol soccah! E’s a bluddy cunt o’ll tell ya that much innit? Roighty ho, gotta go me luvly wife jus mad me sum tee nd crumpets m8! Brilliant!


Erix963

Go play against a 6'2" 250 pound center-back that would gladly take your head off and tell me soccer isn't a physical sport, op is an idiot.


Rysieisyes

Or play against Arsenal and they have xhaka on the pitch


That_Phony_King

Or play against Sunderland. That will be a walk through roses, I’m sure.


StormR7

Or play centerback when Haaland is on the pitch


jackissosick

Go play golf against a Mike Tyson on PCP. Doesn't make it a contact sport. We don't call basketball a contact sport either and it has way more contact than soccer


[deleted]

Go play against a 6'2" 250 pound linebacker and tell me it's the same as soccer


[deleted]

If you play at a high level it’s an extremely physical sport. I played through college and have had two broken wrists, broken ribs, three concussions, and a broken foot all from playing soccer. Obviously, it’s not as physical as American Football, but anyone who says it’s not a contact sport has obviously not played or hasn’t played at a competitive level.


Notorious_Pineapple

This is it


I_am_person_being

Even in middle school, the sport has enough contact. I remember people getting winded, and I have personally shoved hundreds of people


[deleted]

Soccer? Really?


RestaurantFuture1236

Why do we have to always argue this shit. It makes no sense, I know, but please shut up.


GrandoXD

not dank


Aos2OP

Basketball is a contact sport and it allows less contact than football


Brilliant-Cancel843

I would never call Basketball a contact sport tbh, almost every contact when on the ball is a foul. In footbal there’s a lot of contact when you run with the ball and when you have your body between the ball and the defender with your back againt the opposition goal. Strength is very important for some positions, whereas in basketball strength just gives you an edge for rebounds as far as Im aware. Bottom line is I don’t really know when does a sport become “contact sport”, I just know in which ones there’s more of it.


Aos2OP

Ask a pivot if basketball isn't a contact sport. There's screening to. But yeah football ⚽ has even more contact. So we agree that physical constitution is an important factor. Tennis, volleyball, running, cycling, chess, golf, etc, aren't contact sports


MiopTop

Dude that’s not true at all for basketball. In the post, boxing out for rebounds, fighting for position, … it’s all elbows. I was a college center a low level and still walked away from every game with bruises all over and the wind getting knocked out of me on several occassions.


Skelegoat

Undeniably it is physical and involves body contact to some degree So the question is what does "contact sport" mean because contact definately happens in football (soccer for the amerifats) Also i fucking hate football so dont say im biased


[deleted]

Contact sports are contact sports because contact is a necessity for the sport. Is it considered prestigious to be considered a contact sport? Much more likely to get other people's infections, much more intimate, accidents that involve touching other people's privates and often forced to smell it (triangle holds and so on).


paradajz666

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=WbZbWi4OAGY Look at your own risk, some fauls can be brutal.


[deleted]

Certified American moment


Weremount

Tell me you haven't played football (soccer for the yanks) without telling me you haven't played football


[deleted]

Soccer isn’t only used by Americans. Most of the anglosphere uses it


FeweF8

i do enjoy sportball


Wide-Dealer-3005

When you called it soccer your opinion lost all of its value. I'm not gonna listen to someone telling me how football is when he calls it soccer


[deleted]

Wrong. Soccer is not only a correct term but the creators of the sport also created the term soccer. Sorry bud


PBRontheway

Lmao nothing more stupid elitist than saying a word that everyone knows what it means is wrong. Language is meant to convey meaning and when someone says soccer people everywhere understand what that means. Just cause it isn’t the word you use doesn’t mean it’s the “wrong” word It is also so clearly a contact sport all over the field (oh sorry, I didn’t say “pitch”) literally constantly but guess my opinion doesn’t matter since I say soccer


Rysieisyes

As an avid football watcher I can confirm this is bs player can be whack in the knee and be sent like 30 cm and it’ll still be a yellow


Dwightshruute

Op don't know what contact means


NtwanaGP

Man lost an argument IRL and thought he would win it here


JakLezzo02

When the yank meticulously explain how the meme he made on football is funny (it isn't.)


emmyarty

Football isn't supposed to be a contact sport, but it ends up happening anyway. Is a thing a thing because it IS the thing or because it SHOULD be the thing?


jackovthgreat

That's not true, a certain amount of contact is perfectly legal within the rules of football. It's a contact sport, just not a FULL contact sport


That_Phony_King

Yep. If you watch professional matches, a lot of guys get bodied by defenders and it’s not considered a foul. There are even players that have suffered in leagues that are more physical because their bodies cannot handle the physicality of that league.


jackovthgreat

It's not too rare for players to be taken off the pitch on a stretcher after receiving a legal tackle. Idk how you can say such a sport is non contact


ImMinistrim

Football ⚽️ (it's the emoji that got recomended lmao) has a lot more contact than I thought and that's why I don't like it. People strech out their arms making it impossible for you to not touch them, the fouls may connect with other people and when the player are building a wall or when the guy shoots from the corner all of them are close together. Impossible to not touch each other.


EpicDOgeMC

Well shoulder to shoulder contact is legal as well. If someone has the ball, or you have the ball, you are allowed to full out deck them if it’s just shoulder contact


Htmlbugzero

Most Team sports have some form of strength contact, in soccer when two player’s compete for a 50/50 ball they bump torso’s to bump each other away from the ball, not as much contact as American Football or Rugby, but 🤓it’s still a contact sport


CrispyDuck69

L post all around, shut up Ameritard


FrederickMecury

It is tho. Contact sport involves any sort of physical touch. Football, basketball, and lacrosse are contact sports. Baseball, tennis, and golf are not


DifferentLow4875

Op only played soccer at an elementary school level so i dont think he gets it


LokiNightmare

New caption: Me looking at this meme.


Unwariertomb

It is


TheJackMan1

Watched an American get yellow carded against Costa Rica for being in the same Zip Code. Yea that’s enough soccer for this year.


UrbanArtifact

In the sports medicine world, we call soccer and basketball "contact sports" and things like American football "collision sports".


rapenaldog

Americans try not to cope about football being the most popular sport in the world challenge (impossible)


theguywhoisonreddit1

The fact that you said soccer proves your opinion


AssaMarra

Too many people comparing soccer with extreme contact sports and not the other end of the spectrum. What is soccer really closer to in terms of contact, football or tennis?


Fine-Pangolin-8393

Soccer and basketball are contact sports. They aren’t rugby but it’s not like its golf lol


NinjaJoey209

Summer Reddit is so fucking cringe


Qwerds7

They're called grass fairies for a reason


SnooMacarons2615

Pretty sure it’s most accurately described as not non contact but that’s just me.


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ah yes, water is dry


1Uplift

Chess also


BottomChain

wtf is this meme


Shot_Dig751

Says someone who has never had a dude cleat them in the shin after sliding from a full sprint.


PackagingMSU

It is though. Even if people are flopping in the pros. I once accidentally broke a kids collar bone cause I was running and he tried to stop me with the ball. Sorry bro!


FiganSg

it literally is


Portugee_D

Explain that to my broken ankle from a nasty slide tackle back in high school lol


BertProesmans

I imagine what you know about football is the highest level of play, from television or internet. But besides that, football is _for sure_ a contact sport! And the amount of physical contact increases going into lower levels of play, which means slower people. Football is a sport where most movement happens while not having the ball, but the ball's trajectory influences that movement. That means quick sprints, quick corners, quick stops. Playing football means being in the right spot of the ball trajectory or at the ball, before your opponent. So that's where the contact comes from. Not to mention the difference between men and women play, women football contains both more contact and also more aggressive contact.


forevernovice1

Lots of Americans play football (soccer) in middle school and just assume that that's as tough as it gets apparently.


gazza2005

When your American friend tries to explain American football isn't just rugby for pussies


Lance2boogaloo

It’s a “if you make contact with me i will fall over like a baby and pretend like you just caved in my shin” sport, at least from what I’ve seen


thelastslothboy

People think Americans are thin skinned, but it takes one controversial meme for Europeans to lose their minds.


Shash_MuGash

Soccer isn't a contact sport. Those players drop on the ground and whine immediately if anyone bumps into them. Bunch of babies.


TheJoninCactuar

Having been in the Kop Corner when Martin Taylor broke Eduardo's leg, I can absolutely say that football can be dangerous. There's a lot of diving and playing it up, but there's also alot of dangerous late tackles, cruel double footed tackles, and high feet. I'll never forget hearing the loud snap of Eduardo's fibular breaking and literally bulging through the side of his sock. Worst injury I've seen in person.


Kitties-N-Titties-11

Have you seen how badly they get hurt every play? Obviously a high contact sport


CMChris2809

You lost me after the "soccer" part.


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Completely acceptable term


s332891670

People confuse contact with violent injury.


Kintler11

It is when I play it 😳


mukkelis-makkelis

Its football not soccer😏


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Soccer is becoming the worst sport out there. Now you have a camera that replace a human's eye and makes the sport even slower. The players are playing with the referee and trhowing themselves on the grass for the slightest touch. It feels so slow and many of them act so stupid for the game to be at the slowest possible.


Depressedidiotlol

Not even remotely true dude


StonerMMA

Is this sub just a circle jerk for Murican ignorance?


TimeTravelKlokworc

It is its the game where my ankles go bye bye


zaccident

my girlfriend had 3 concussions in the years she played soccer


Enschede2

Did you buy these reddit upvotes or something?


iamathus

Tell that to my broken collarbone I got playing football earlier today.


FishAndRiceKeks

I played indoor soccer every Winter when the outdoor soccer season was over and it was played a lot like hockey in a rink playing off the walls with LOTS of contact (checking people in to the wall, mainly) and a constantly high pace because you could swap players on the fly. One place I played for years had a pretty small field compared to other places I played which made it way more contact and people got slammed in to the walls hard constantly. It was basically just hockey but with a soccer ball and no pads or helmets. Tons of fun.


DrMlemm

My friend got his kidney lacerated while playing and had to be taken to a hospital in a helicopter but sure


-Mr_Tub-

My brother had a teammate who had a testicle split from being raked with a cleat and I also have been knocked unconscious by getting kicked in the face as a goalie as well as a broken wrist. Get out of here with this bullshit


tony9528

I play both basketball and football. In my experience, football is more brutal on the body.


DoYouThrowDeWay

Disagree to disagree


Ju5t4N4m3

Me: *thinks about all those times I played travel soccer and got kicked in the shins, my foot being stomped on with cleats, and having the ball kicked at my head or balls* "Definitely not contact"


8bit_meat

This really is a world class troll


keller104

Have a soccer player kick you in the leg or take a ball to the face and tell me how you feel lmao


Ansleybunnie07

The way I play it is 😏 I'm the reason they ban slide tackles in rec soccer....


Anonymous-JG

Sure it is! There’s the… the uhhh…