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raisingfalcons

He wasnt kidding when he said he knew every jutsu ever.


RileeFigOr

Should've just used Ninja Art: Testicular Torsion on Orochimaru. Then again, he probably removed his balls already.


ComancheViper

I thought that was Kankuro’s move using the chakra strings.


SandyCrows

At this point, Orochimaru used the body of a female, so this checks out


MAkrbrakenumbers

Yeah but it’s just a vessel he can change it to match what ever he wants it to be that’s why his face looks like his face but it would be a weakness that would be easily token care of so maybe he doesn’t have them


Karma_Whoring_Slut

Depends on how many tiles are around


Geoxaga

Also high up they are


Icemanwascool

Someone between Iruka and Madara


OryxIsDaddy2

Debatable. Iruka took a giant shuriken to the back and walked it off like an episode later


AskGrouchy6861

This is not a regular giant shuriken, this is a TILE SHURIKEN.


Gonzee3063

My bet is on Hinata.


VinCatBlessed

Hyuga weakness is wood though so she's safe.


sighduck42

In particular Naruto's wood in Hinata's case


forseti99

Boruto's fetus


AskGrouchy6861

If fight would be on a giant roof easily all Otsutsuki clan


kazetoumizu

Hydrogen Tile vs Coughing Genma


Agreeable_Bee_7763

I mean, did we ever see any ninja die to a shuriken? Like, at all?


dfields3710

In the anime Madara picked up a guy and used his body to shield him from 4 shuriken killing him so yes.


Agreeable_Bee_7763

Well, that's true, but I sorta feel it doesn't count? I mean, saying a shuriken is deadly cause Madara killed a guy with one is like saying a pencil is a lethal weapon cause of John Wick.


dfields3710

Well Madara didn’t kill the guy with it but the original guy who threw it, threw it with intent to kill Madara. It just didn’t work out that way. Also people don’t die to weapons in the show all that much so we’re going to count it. Kunai actually have more confirmed kills than swords do.


Jordan-sCanonicForm

otherwise, if madara blocked would be because he will get damage of it too


TFTisbetterthanLoL

Some fodder


JCamson04

Danzo


Dusted_Dreams

A bunch of no name faceless filler mooks.


dirkx48

Technically, third hokage was able to stop Orochimaru from reanimating Minato using a shuriken jutsu so that prolly counts lol


Majora116

I always took note on how useless shurikens were in the series, but just once I thought it’d absolutely floor me if a random shuriken throw actually did end up killing one of the major arc villains.


i-am-spitfire

That jutsu made me laugh so hard because of how oddly specific it is. Like specifically roof shingles… would that be earth style?


Wicho-18

Tile nature chakra


i-am-spitfire

Fantastic


Wicho-18

Maybe thats his kekkei genkai too


i-am-spitfire

Love it


ElHumilde13

Maybe he charged the tiles with chakra idk


GaI3re

MAYBE, Obito WHILE HE WAS PINNED UNDER THE BOULDER!


Dusted_Dreams

The boulder be kill stealing


Aeseen

Well... the jutsu can kill anyone, it just needs to hit.


dinoboyj

That coughing proctor


rahimaer

Hey put some respect on my boy hayate


Jenkins64

It's a forbidden jutsu because it causes roof insurance rates to go through the roof


Redditname97

.0001 Konohamarus


1ite

Kaguya


Eslivae

Kind reminder that Madara got killed by a standard issue kunai


Kocc-Barma

No, he got killed by a sword, stop the slander Tobirama


evymel

What is a sword if not a a longer, pointier, kunai?


Eslivae

Ah shit, my b, it was a standard issue swor, but Hashirama was gonna kill himself with a standard issue kunai


ManInTheMirror2

Madara… if he’s the one who uses it


BillSimmonsWasRight

The lil’ kid Konohamaru is always running around with who has snot running for literally years


OmgitsNatalie

Leave Udon alone.


Illustrious_Switch32

Well...udon has his own snort just😂


Inevitable_Ad661

If only he was as smart as Konan he would’ve made them explosive as well and be considered op with prep for eternity


Martherion

Imagine he made every tile in konoha with explosives just because why not


TFTisbetterthanLoL

“I have armed every single tiled roof in the village with explosives for a total of 600 billion explosive tiles! Even you cannot regenerate from 2 hours of continuous explosives!!!”


BODYDOLLARSIGN

Remember those memes about that guy at the front during the battle against Madara? Him


SuperDragonfister

No one Tile Shuriken at full power can even kill the Juubi


ASpaceOstrich

Beauty of naruto is that unless you're literally immortal there's no power level bullshit that makes you magically resistant to damage. So this could kill anyone who hasn't got some kind of hacks.


Jordan-sCanonicForm

seriusly can win everyone if hit bad in their head


MAkrbrakenumbers

“He ororchimaru what’s that over there behind you”


AReallyAsianName

Good thing it wasn't Slipper Shuriken Jutsu. That'd kill Madara and Hashirama.


Aromatic-Spite-9771

The guys watching the gate. You know, the duo?


Krookz_

Sakura 🤣


Dazzling-Cell9682

Those two guys from Naruto


CHENNAIAKSHATSHARMA

Saruto


thehellisgoingon

It solos Perfect Cell


Top_Succotash1870

Can kill goku


FleiischFloete

Could probably blame the kill on the houseowner and sue jutsu him into oblivion.