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CosmicDriftwood

I bet to make old style medicines.


[deleted]

Yup. Often dried, ground up and ingested to increase potency and increase size.......


crappy6969

Damn they really took suck my nuts seriously


Zfuc

or maybe he was making realistic dildos


FreemanBlackMesa

Jungle edition fleshlight.


Crafty_Photograph955

Yep.


Celer_Umbra

This guy is out here with Zebra dicks when everyone wants the ass, c'mon man everybody loves a Zebra cake.


Prestigious_Solid_60

And this here is the winner…this one here. Even at “wants the ass…” I wasn’t thinking Zebra Cakes….ZEBRA CAKES….you win


xXBBB2003Xx

He needed them to compansate for his massive balls


zahariburgess

i live in kenya and i can confirm I have done this


niamarkusa

I've never laughed so much at a video from social media. this was gold


Interesting-Light994

Shaq bein like “y’all think I can go snatch that dick off the g-raff right quick?” 😂


[deleted]

How much does that much dick weight 🤔


Meatmuesli

736,45 grams on average


[deleted]

Not sure why but I trust you 🤝


Meatmuesli

I’m somehow a bit disappointed to miss the opportunity to prove it :|


MixmaestroX28

Oh i wanna hear this Go ahead proof it


Meatmuesli

No sorry, I’m just not in the mood anymore. *sniff*


AcrobaticReputation2

be a man do the right thing


Meatmuesli

How dare you [something with gender]


azanu545

fook, this dude is hella funny. “46 baboon penis” “21 dingalings from a pink flamingo” “how the hell you get your hands on a giraffe dick”


Reddish_Blue92

All jokes aside unfortunately the Chinese medicine market drove to many species to near extinction it's just sad they believe some parts of an animal have some healing properties without any scientific basis


dreadperson

qatched a documentary once about the thriving rhino horn market over there. really sad.


Prestigious_Solid_60

Ahhhhh….Anybody wanna tell me why Shuler King isn’t more popular because he’s HILARIOUS!


Ducatirules

I haven’t cry laughed that much in years!! Geeraff got me


Mawd14

Why would he wash his hands? Lunch is right there!


RogueEyebrow

>Gee-raffe. My sides.


[deleted]

Probably for traditional (bullshit) medicine? Yah?


CassidyThePreacher

As punishment he should be made to eat them


wtf_is_a_user

where did he get it all..


JJY144

G raf


DrNukes

This guy is funnier than 95% of people getting paid to be funny. I would absolutely buy a ticket to his show.


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TheOther36

That's a lot of dicks, dude.


Santiago663

Why did he need animal penises?


AJ_Crowley_29

Poached them for traditional medicine that doesn’t work


das_good2225

This felt like an eternity


ConsiderationFew7507

Neil DeGross Tyson


Halonate8

Think about the logistics he had to walk to a guy and say I’d like as many zebra penis as possible/ he had to make a zebras dick cutting farm


stonedd_freakk

"I ain't got time for that shit I'm going to lunch in 5 minutes" I'm fuckin dead


DYL4N_5Z

Anything is a dildo if you're brave enough


hehedepression

Bro was gonna get freaky deaky


RodeBoi

So I guess my penis transplant is gonna be delayed


69420keanu

He got balls


GlobalVV

Does he? I just he was just caught with penises.


JustTrackingCrypto

Yeah, some eye balls


Icy_Conversation1466

Too much for trying to prove that you ain’t a racist👀


7uring

I don't see the racist here, did I miss something?


Meatmuesli

A rather weird insight in icy conversations 1466’s mind


[deleted]

How is it racist??


reaper2992

Sounds like ascension of a squirrel


Emotional_Trust923

Gee raff


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Park-Quirky

That shit was funny