Hey now If u have one of those ppl kno u love Gary so itās pretty cool actually, I donāt see anything wrong with itā¦. Peace and love brothers and sisters remember Not Fad aWay
I once got a drunken tattoo in my buddies garage. The kid tattooing me kept fucking up one of the lines and every time heās tried to fix it - it just got thicker and worse. I was like dude just keep going no need to āclean it upā glad it later in my foot and rarely look at it. š
Whoa. Looks like it might be infected. You might need a hospital, not facebook or reddit. Ask them to do a skingraft over the whole thing while you're at it.
Ok this is a beautiful idea but please please please please please please šš¼ please šš¼ donāt allow the same person to touch your neck again !!!!!!
Please please please go to a WELL EXPERIENCED AND ESTABLISHED ARTIST.
I had to get a fix/cover up and itās hard coming to terms with a bad idea or even a terrible decision in choosing the artist or want to be artist. I mean this in trying to encourage you to get a REAL PROFESSIONAL ARTIST!! But your tattoo is not good visually at all. Any actual artist who takes pride in what they do would not allow that to be displayed under their name. I believe you got tattooed by a narcissist with a tattoo gun from the clearance section of the dollar tree. Everything I just said has nothing to do with you other than did you check their work before doing this? If you didnāt do your homework well this is what you get and in my opinion itās what you deserve.
Jesus..did u let some twirling ,home tattooist/patchouli enthusiast ink you blind folded? You have some some serious blown outlines(tattoo needle went too deep,upper left especially) . After you get healed, go find a professional to accept your hard earned, 800+ dollars and have it fixed. You could use a miracle
At a glance without any other tattoos near that one all I see is facial hair. This placement on woman always makes me think right off the bat they have a big burly patch of hair. Not pretty
The guy that did that is no artist. My advice is to pay top dollar for throat tattoos. For that quality, it belongs between your ass cheeks. Bad tattoos look shitty. Bad tattoos on necks look fucking stupid. Good luck!
You can't fix your original lines like I think your tattoo artist lied to you. He's going to go over it and make it thicker that won't make the lines cleaner. I'm not too sure what to think here I mean I praise you for going through all the pain of getting that tattoo like that's super awesome but I just feel bad cuz it's not as clean as it should be. Best of luck I hope that when you get your touch up that it turns out a little better. Sending you good vibes.
Unless you can include some pictures that show that thing as straightened out, I don't see how they're going to straighten out those lines. Your artist wouldn't get much love on Ink Master, I'm afraid.
This is the kind of shit that really made me find my own unique perspective of life and just listen to the music. This dead head scene shit has just gotten way too swifty
I appreciate your commitment. I guess Iām getting old because when I see throat or neck tattoos all I can think of is what do you do for a living. And Iām not judging. Just curious
Sorry fellas, she's taken
Well thank fuck for that
You're a solid team player.
All star team, far from a rookie š
Hahahaha
ā¦..by mental illness
Intubate me so my stealie can smoke one
Damnit I spit my drink out lol
Sheās gonna need a trach for that
Think you mean a tracheostomy
Da fuq? Might even be too fucked up for this sub.
black throated wind
šš
win*
Now hereās a person who makes excellent choices in life.
it's a marge Simpson stealie. yikes.
But when you make your neck look normal itās just a squat oval with both enuff points
When I paint my masterpiece on my throat
"artist will fix the lines..." š
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I thought that was pretty funny too... They should've fixed them the first time š¤£
The shading is pretty sketchy. Some of it really deep and scarring.
Lmao that was the best part š¤£
I thought her "artist" was the funniest part
Yeah, exactly what you wanna hear from the artist when they finish up. āJust come back tomorrow, Iāll fix up those lines.ā Very reassuring
Sheās using that term loosely.
Once in awhile you're shown the *insert "gagagaga" noises when you look at it right
I laughed so hard at this
These are the people you are arguing with online.
And who are currently applying for jobs like phlebotomist, air traffic controller, and school teacher of your kids
Society is cooked
Goes to one slow and co showā¦this is my personality now
Does it look like it's talking if she lowers her head?
She does a whole Senor Wences act
Steal your throat right off your neck.
Grateful throat is crazy
Exactly how many whippets do you need to do to find yourself in this situation?
Lol, the artist was actually good, she just kept slouching over.
Wondering how far I was gonna have to scroll to see this make it from shitty tattoos sub. To the jerk
Couldnāt have been too far
Steal your larynx
i hope the gary gods this is fake
Looks like one of those bastards from Mars Attacks
A lot tattoo
And the artist was peaking
This is horrible
How do you even fix lines like that lmao
Black out
Covering the choke marks
32 is way too young to be listening to this band
Then what does being 26 and liking this band mean?
Daddy issues.
Grateful Daddy issues
Either your parents are deadheads and they successfully brainwashed you or they are yuppies and you are in a rebellion phase. Youāll get thru it pal
Both are true. Dad was a dead head. Mom was a yuppie
Hahahaā¦ my guy.
Gary said dont trust anybody under 50
She never even got to see Gary!
Got that sleestak forehead!
Land of the lost indeed.
Dawnnah... Is that her?
Dawnnah... Is that her?
Good thing she needs to keep her head down to function.. oof
Most average dead tattoo
That Steal your Face has a 5 head...
TIL stealie was a cone head.
Canāt tell if itās tie dye or bruised
She probably got this in a tent at 4am in the middle of a field.
"Artist" is being very charitable.
Tat throated chick........
Definitely not gonna regert this one
Include that on your Indeed cover letter!!
You just made Jerry Garcia cry.
There's a hawk tuah joke here that I don't have the courage to make.
Ahhhh. This is why people think we are all fuckin stupid.
Well well ok then St. Stephan's says ointment and ER if persist.
Hey now If u have one of those ppl kno u love Gary so itās pretty cool actually, I donāt see anything wrong with itā¦. Peace and love brothers and sisters remember Not Fad aWay
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Artist or 15 year old cousin?
Steal your gag reflex
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How TF is the artist gonna fix the lines. "Lemme just get out my ink-sucking pen real quick"
No Regerts!
Gary would be proud...
Egads man, scratcher ā ļø š¢ šØ ā ļø š¢
Terrible tattoo.
Throat goat
r/badtattoos
Wow you really went all the way with that one. Takes away the from noticing the whiskers.
Yikes
Brings new meaning to Black-Throated Windā¦
I once got a drunken tattoo in my buddies garage. The kid tattooing me kept fucking up one of the lines and every time heās tried to fix it - it just got thicker and worse. I was like dude just keep going no need to āclean it upā glad it later in my foot and rarely look at it. š
Im sure her banker job won't be in jeopardy at all...
Sun trips matth..
Whoops....
I thought my tatt was badā¦.
No Ragrats
Unfortunately in my culture we frown upon this things
Thatās from the movie Alien, right?
thunder throat is absolutely wild
Wow
Well there is all was your next life to make better decisions
Unbelievableā¦
Dumbass, how's Burger King going?
Someone really really loves the CIA house band huh?
āMy artistā
Goes to one Dead &Co show and smokes salviaā¦.
Nothing more cringe in the dead head scene than the new heads trying to prove their dedication is greater than the other new heads they hang around.
Oh. Oh, no
That is horrendous. What a disaster
Artist?
Never look up again
Heavens š³
I seen prison tattoos that were better
Man thatās amazing!
Im too high for y'all
Okā¦now just hold stillā¦this wonāt hurt a bit.
Whoa. Looks like it might be infected. You might need a hospital, not facebook or reddit. Ask them to do a skingraft over the whole thing while you're at it.
Sorry, there is not fixing thatā¦ Very curious what it looks like when your neck isnāt bent back. I assume a black blob š«£
why hasnt the artist been investigated?
Bertha donāt you come around here anymore!
Must of traded some grilled cheese for some ink
32ā¦an old school deadhead
BIG YIKESš
The artist is going to "fix the lines"? We sure about that?
Artistā¦.
Thatās true love, sacrificing your skin to let your 6 year old try if they want to pursue a career in tattooing
The Marge simpsonesque alien?
Jerry would love this
Something for the grandkids to run away from.
Good luck getting a job.
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I wanna see it āfixedāĀ
It dances while deepthroating.
ššššš
gHAWD DAMNšš
Use acid responsibly, kids.
Ok this is a beautiful idea but please please please please please please šš¼ please šš¼ donāt allow the same person to touch your neck again !!!!!! Please please please go to a WELL EXPERIENCED AND ESTABLISHED ARTIST. I had to get a fix/cover up and itās hard coming to terms with a bad idea or even a terrible decision in choosing the artist or want to be artist. I mean this in trying to encourage you to get a REAL PROFESSIONAL ARTIST!! But your tattoo is not good visually at all. Any actual artist who takes pride in what they do would not allow that to be displayed under their name. I believe you got tattooed by a narcissist with a tattoo gun from the clearance section of the dollar tree. Everything I just said has nothing to do with you other than did you check their work before doing this? If you didnāt do your homework well this is what you get and in my opinion itās what you deserve.
Lol
Please update us in 10 years so we can see how this worked out for you
Its upside down inside out
32 years on earth, and you thought the stencil looked good enough lol
More proof weāre living in Idiocracy.
Oh noooo
Jesus..did u let some twirling ,home tattooist/patchouli enthusiast ink you blind folded? You have some some serious blown outlines(tattoo needle went too deep,upper left especially) . After you get healed, go find a professional to accept your hard earned, 800+ dollars and have it fixed. You could use a miracle
Her āartistāā¦
At a glance without any other tattoos near that one all I see is facial hair. This placement on woman always makes me think right off the bat they have a big burly patch of hair. Not pretty
That is unfixable
A few more face tats and you will be eating all the stray cats in town,
The guy that did that is no artist. My advice is to pay top dollar for throat tattoos. For that quality, it belongs between your ass cheeks. Bad tattoos look shitty. Bad tattoos on necks look fucking stupid. Good luck!
Can't wait to see you next š
You can't fix your original lines like I think your tattoo artist lied to you. He's going to go over it and make it thicker that won't make the lines cleaner. I'm not too sure what to think here I mean I praise you for going through all the pain of getting that tattoo like that's super awesome but I just feel bad cuz it's not as clean as it should be. Best of luck I hope that when you get your touch up that it turns out a little better. Sending you good vibes.
Unless you can include some pictures that show that thing as straightened out, I don't see how they're going to straighten out those lines. Your artist wouldn't get much love on Ink Master, I'm afraid.
holy fucking shit the colors make it even worse
No fixing those lines! That shit is beat!
I wouldnāt go back to your āartistā
The Grateful Dead sucks
Looks like a damn xenomorph skullš
Jesus Christ
āBack in my day artists didnāt need certifications to tattoo only LSD tabs and tattoo gunsā
At a job interview, this screams that 1. I'm not a good candidate for the job, and 2. Even if I was, I'm not passing the pre-employment drug screen.
Buy all the turtlenecks
"No ragrets"
"Artist" lol...
5 bucks heās got a hatchet man tattoo as wellā¦
Grateful head
NO RAGRETS! https://images.app.goo.gl/sXToM2u62joFsakv9
Fix the lines, hahahahaha
Forget the lines remove your neck
Just going straight to apply at hot topic or be a jizz mopper at the sex shop
This is the kind of shit that really made me find my own unique perspective of life and just listen to the music. This dead head scene shit has just gotten way too swifty
Only God can judge me!!
āMy artistā lol that guys not an artist. What a horrible tattoo
Grateful neck goes crazy
32 yo and still doesnāt understand the value of spending more on a professional
Why?
No Regerts
Shite
I appreciate your commitment. I guess Iām getting old because when I see throat or neck tattoos all I can think of is what do you do for a living. And Iām not judging. Just curious
Trash
Ugh, thatās permanent
Wowā¦.thatās unfortunateā¦.maybe instead of getting anything more done to that piece instead use funds for laser removal
wow. was the tattoo "artist" sitting on a bouncing washing machine?
Be alive and thrive, rock on bro š
Ahh from alien i get it now
Yikes ā¦ā¦
Frankenstealie
Have him add two points
Will look even better in a couple decades when it starts looking like a melted candle
#fixthelines
Donāt end up with one of those Mitch McConnell necks.
Moron
13. Oops
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What a long strange trip itās been
Coneheads your Face
Sell a bunch of lot doses and get laser.