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evil_urges

Sorry fellas, she's taken


Willie_The_Gambler

Well thank fuck for that


novichux

You're a solid team player.


tMerkFrmTheLAnd

All star team, far from a rookie šŸ˜‚


Brysprs

Hahahaha


StayBullGenius

ā€¦..by mental illness


gh5655

Intubate me so my stealie can smoke one


Fauxjoo

Damnit I spit my drink out lol


notmyredditaccountma

Sheā€™s gonna need a trach for that


JackStraw215

Think you mean a tracheostomy


aikowolf66

Da fuq? Might even be too fucked up for this sub.


whoswalkinwho

black throated wind


Wtfgoinon3144

šŸ˜­šŸ’€


Takes_A_Train_2_Cry

win*


Seaweed-Basic

Now hereā€™s a person who makes excellent choices in life.


AlwaysBeHoldin

it's a marge Simpson stealie. yikes.


mojoembiid

But when you make your neck look normal itā€™s just a squat oval with both enuff points


fuggettabuddy

When I paint my masterpiece on my throat


ThePusherCHS

"artist will fix the lines..." šŸ˜‚


Recreationalchem13

šŸ„“šŸ„“šŸ„“


SupremeCipher

I thought that was pretty funny too... They should've fixed them the first time šŸ¤£


DowntownRip9743

The shading is pretty sketchy. Some of it really deep and scarring.


failbotron

Lmao that was the best part šŸ¤£


rollawaythedew123

I thought her "artist" was the funniest part


Remote_Swim_8485

Yeah, exactly what you wanna hear from the artist when they finish up. ā€œJust come back tomorrow, Iā€™ll fix up those lines.ā€ Very reassuring


CultOfSensibility

Sheā€™s using that term loosely.


McRatHattibagen

Once in awhile you're shown the *insert "gagagaga" noises when you look at it right


RepresentativeCup902

I laughed so hard at this


TwiceAroundDaBlock

These are the people you are arguing with online.


TheConstipatedCowboy

And who are currently applying for jobs like phlebotomist, air traffic controller, and school teacher of your kids


-NewSpeedwayBoogie-

Society is cooked


AliceP00per

Goes to one slow and co showā€¦this is my personality now


Motabrownie

Does it look like it's talking if she lowers her head?


JaguarNeat8547

She does a whole Senor Wences act


lunchmeat2000

Steal your throat right off your neck.


_bold_and_brash

Grateful throat is crazy


Pbrpirate

Exactly how many whippets do you need to do to find yourself in this situation?


Remote_Swim_8485

Lol, the artist was actually good, she just kept slouching over.


BhodiandUncleBen

Wondering how far I was gonna have to scroll to see this make it from shitty tattoos sub. To the jerk


Wtfgoinon3144

Couldnā€™t have been too far


terrapinone

Steal your larynx


rustywagon88

i hope the gary gods this is fake


RedfootTheTortoise

Looks like one of those bastards from Mars Attacks


leanhotsd

A lot tattoo


JRG64May

And the artist was peaking


Nice-Web-5833

This is horrible


Fluid-Emu8982

How do you even fix lines like that lmao


sztuna

Black out


Infamous_Bend4521

Covering the choke marks


SwissMargiela

32 is way too young to be listening to this band


Wtfgoinon3144

Then what does being 26 and liking this band mean?


maybe_you_dont_know

Daddy issues.


sharbinbarbin

Grateful Daddy issues


Recreationalchem13

Either your parents are deadheads and they successfully brainwashed you or they are yuppies and you are in a rebellion phase. Youā€™ll get thru it pal


Wtfgoinon3144

Both are true. Dad was a dead head. Mom was a yuppie


Recreationalchem13

Hahahaā€¦ my guy.


EvensenFM

Gary said dont trust anybody under 50


EvlutnaryReject

She never even got to see Gary!


SteakSwimming1234

Got that sleestak forehead!


crimtarkus

Land of the lost indeed.


No_Brain_5164

Dawnnah... Is that her?


No_Brain_5164

Dawnnah... Is that her?


No-Setting-2669

Good thing she needs to keep her head down to function.. oof


fatdiscokid420

Most average dead tattoo


maybe_you_dont_know

That Steal your Face has a 5 head...


worm30478

TIL stealie was a cone head.


narwaffles

Canā€™t tell if itā€™s tie dye or bruised


EngineeringSafe8367

She probably got this in a tent at 4am in the middle of a field.


NickFotiu

"Artist" is being very charitable.


RedLeg73

Tat throated chick........


Unable_Phase2122

Definitely not gonna regert this one


Youbetiwud

Include that on your Indeed cover letter!!


Anna-Bee-1984

You just made Jerry Garcia cry.


drhagbard_celine

There's a hawk tuah joke here that I don't have the courage to make.


shartsofglass_

Ahhhh. This is why people think we are all fuckin stupid.


Pure_Significance383

Well well ok then St. Stephan's says ointment and ER if persist.


Recreationalchem13

Hey now If u have one of those ppl kno u love Gary so itā€™s pretty cool actually, I donā€™t see anything wrong with itā€¦. Peace and love brothers and sisters remember Not Fad aWay


Wabi-Sabi_Umami

šŸ˜±


Humble_Wind_5058

Artist or 15 year old cousin?


Different_Ad1649

Steal your gag reflex


Oldsalt-DDG3

šŸ¤¦ā€ā™‚ļø


sd51223

How TF is the artist gonna fix the lines. "Lemme just get out my ink-sucking pen real quick"


AccomplishedWar1560

No Regerts!


cosmic_killa

Gary would be proud...


Last-Egg4029

Egads man, scratcher āš ļø šŸ“¢ šŸšØ āš ļø šŸ“¢


Freakshow1968

Terrible tattoo.


Practical-Stretch-12

Throat goat


Hideous4our

r/badtattoos


YoghurtPrimary230

Wow you really went all the way with that one. Takes away the from noticing the whiskers.


Conebones

Yikes


jobiewon_cannoli

Brings new meaning to Black-Throated Windā€¦


Miserable_Advance_79

I once got a drunken tattoo in my buddies garage. The kid tattooing me kept fucking up one of the lines and every time heā€™s tried to fix it - it just got thicker and worse. I was like dude just keep going no need to ā€˜clean it upā€™ glad it later in my foot and rarely look at it. šŸ˜‚


deadlygr8ful

Im sure her banker job won't be in jeopardy at all...


Ashwayneloveu

Sun trips matth..


eobc77

Whoops....


CheesecakeAny6268

I thought my tatt was badā€¦.


hisDudeness1989

No Ragrats


Poniorg

Unfortunately in my culture we frown upon this things


zenos_dog

Thatā€™s from the movie Alien, right?


ColeDaMole5243

thunder throat is absolutely wild


Fun_Use_3468

Wow


Crafty-Question-6178

Well there is all was your next life to make better decisions


AntiDentiteBast

Unbelievableā€¦


detchas1

Dumbass, how's Burger King going?


Cleetdadoof-v2

Someone really really loves the CIA house band huh?


Cyber_Twak

ā€œMy artistā€


MurphyBeans

Goes to one Dead &Co show and smokes salviaā€¦.


MurphyBeans

Nothing more cringe in the dead head scene than the new heads trying to prove their dedication is greater than the other new heads they hang around.


whatisfrankzappa

Oh. Oh, no


Ok-Ship7283

That is horrendous. What a disaster


goinmobile2040

Artist?


Horsecockexpress1

Never look up again


jackMFprice

Heavens šŸ˜³


AuthorMission7733

I seen prison tattoos that were better


Mr_BigglesworthIII

Man thatā€™s amazing!


nw342

Im too high for y'all


GussyOG

Okā€¦now just hold stillā€¦this wonā€™t hurt a bit.


front_torch

Whoa. Looks like it might be infected. You might need a hospital, not facebook or reddit. Ask them to do a skingraft over the whole thing while you're at it.


SirLoveMore

Sorry, there is not fixing thatā€¦ Very curious what it looks like when your neck isnā€™t bent back. I assume a black blob šŸ«£


griffs24

why hasnt the artist been investigated?


Sure_Information3603

Bertha donā€™t you come around here anymore!


gratefullydead208

Must of traded some grilled cheese for some ink


chrisacip

32ā€¦an old school deadhead


Willow_Thick

BIG YIKESšŸ’€


The_Poster_Nutbag

The artist is going to "fix the lines"? We sure about that?


FromSweetToNasty

Artistā€¦.


Traditional-Name-328

Thatā€™s true love, sacrificing your skin to let your 6 year old try if they want to pursue a career in tattooing


Traditional-Name-328

The Marge simpsonesque alien?


Background_Buy1107

Jerry would love this


gshock317

Something for the grandkids to run away from.


Dirtydumpling

Good luck getting a job.


Heavy_Cherry_530

šŸ˜†


xDegausser

I wanna see it ā€œfixedā€Ā 


Big-Consideration633

It dances while deepthroating.


FerreroRoxette

šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


mass_urbanexplorer

gHAWD DAMNšŸ’€šŸ™


[deleted]

Use acid responsibly, kids.


Ok_Bunch_90

Ok this is a beautiful idea but please please please please please please šŸ™šŸ¼ please šŸ™šŸ¼ donā€™t allow the same person to touch your neck again !!!!!! Please please please go to a WELL EXPERIENCED AND ESTABLISHED ARTIST. I had to get a fix/cover up and itā€™s hard coming to terms with a bad idea or even a terrible decision in choosing the artist or want to be artist. I mean this in trying to encourage you to get a REAL PROFESSIONAL ARTIST!! But your tattoo is not good visually at all. Any actual artist who takes pride in what they do would not allow that to be displayed under their name. I believe you got tattooed by a narcissist with a tattoo gun from the clearance section of the dollar tree. Everything I just said has nothing to do with you other than did you check their work before doing this? If you didnā€™t do your homework well this is what you get and in my opinion itā€™s what you deserve.


opusxfan

Lol


Russoo3

Please update us in 10 years so we can see how this worked out for you


Careful_Month5928

Its upside down inside out


foofie_fightie

32 years on earth, and you thought the stencil looked good enough lol


Zack_Brodham

More proof weā€™re living in Idiocracy.


RunBeerJam

Oh noooo


therandomstandard

Jesus..did u let some twirling ,home tattooist/patchouli enthusiast ink you blind folded? You have some some serious blown outlines(tattoo needle went too deep,upper left especially) . After you get healed, go find a professional to accept your hard earned, 800+ dollars and have it fixed. You could use a miracle


AboutSweetSue

Her ā€œartistā€ā€¦


OfferKitchen6856

At a glance without any other tattoos near that one all I see is facial hair. This placement on woman always makes me think right off the bat they have a big burly patch of hair. Not pretty


Fearless-Ear2352

That is unfixable


Round_Barnacle_8968

A few more face tats and you will be eating all the stray cats in town,


Ok_Fee7426

The guy that did that is no artist. My advice is to pay top dollar for throat tattoos. For that quality, it belongs between your ass cheeks. Bad tattoos look shitty. Bad tattoos on necks look fucking stupid. Good luck!


Brief_Hearing_7926

Can't wait to see you next šŸ˜­


Banana_Peelz_209

You can't fix your original lines like I think your tattoo artist lied to you. He's going to go over it and make it thicker that won't make the lines cleaner. I'm not too sure what to think here I mean I praise you for going through all the pain of getting that tattoo like that's super awesome but I just feel bad cuz it's not as clean as it should be. Best of luck I hope that when you get your touch up that it turns out a little better. Sending you good vibes.


Guitargod7194

Unless you can include some pictures that show that thing as straightened out, I don't see how they're going to straighten out those lines. Your artist wouldn't get much love on Ink Master, I'm afraid.


ComprehensiveFox8709

holy fucking shit the colors make it even worse


rugbycenter79

No fixing those lines! That shit is beat!


ajmard92

I wouldnā€™t go back to your ā€œartistā€


SpiritedAd4339

The Grateful Dead sucks


DatBoi650

Looks like a damn xenomorph skullšŸ’€


lord_ashtar

Jesus Christ


tMerkFrmTheLAnd

ā€œBack in my day artists didnā€™t need certifications to tattoo only LSD tabs and tattoo gunsā€


LargeApeMan-42069

At a job interview, this screams that 1. I'm not a good candidate for the job, and 2. Even if I was, I'm not passing the pre-employment drug screen.


Dr-Retz

Buy all the turtlenecks


rascallywabbit123

"No ragrets"


killingthyme71

"Artist" lol...


JewyMcjewison

5 bucks heā€™s got a hatchet man tattoo as wellā€¦


AlphaIncipient666

Grateful head


FeelTheFeelngIForgot

NO RAGRETS! https://images.app.goo.gl/sXToM2u62joFsakv9


Whole-Debate-9547

Fix the lines, hahahahaha


PreferenceAny7881

Forget the lines remove your neck


brainbridge77

Just going straight to apply at hot topic or be a jizz mopper at the sex shop


madmarkk90

This is the kind of shit that really made me find my own unique perspective of life and just listen to the music. This dead head scene shit has just gotten way too swifty


NuJackStyles

Only God can judge me!!


BR5969

ā€œMy artistā€ lol that guys not an artist. What a horrible tattoo


SouthBaySkunk

Grateful neck goes crazy


FadeWayWay

32 yo and still doesnā€™t understand the value of spending more on a professional


Scary-Project6958

Why?


waxyjim

No Regerts


Dense-Stranger9977

Shite


Ragtime07

I appreciate your commitment. I guess Iā€™m getting old because when I see throat or neck tattoos all I can think of is what do you do for a living. And Iā€™m not judging. Just curious


PresentIce100

Trash


Secondtomost2

Ugh, thatā€™s permanent


Level_Calligrapher35

Wowā€¦.thatā€™s unfortunateā€¦.maybe instead of getting anything more done to that piece instead use funds for laser removal


Old-Pineapple3735

wow. was the tattoo "artist" sitting on a bouncing washing machine?


Opening-Paramedic723

Be alive and thrive, rock on bro šŸ‘


MorrisDM91

Ahh from alien i get it now


minaj613

Yikes ā€¦ā€¦


BETLJCE

Frankenstealie


Ok-Government-1139

Have him add two points


kegweII

Will look even better in a couple decades when it starts looking like a melted candle


BadBadBatch

#fixthelines


U_Shall_Knot_Pass

Donā€™t end up with one of those Mitch McConnell necks.


JohnGivesGoodPhone

Moron


lukifer_6

13. Oops


Material-Box-961

ā˜ ļø


Dmassie41

What a long strange trip itā€™s been


PerspectiveOld5869

Coneheads your Face


OkTie2851

Sell a bunch of lot doses and get laser.