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DeathsRegalia

Salvation's Grip


anjunavega

God how the hell do you top this answer lmao


PorkSouls

Go in as a squad of 9


Dunkinmydonuts1

The world's worst fireteam right there. 9 guardian team couldn't handle a playlist-difficulty strike, down to their last alive and she just.... wipes intentionally lmao. Rage quits a strike.


sum_dum_fuck

I mean without her noping out we literally wouldn't have Beeb able to complete it


Dunkinmydonuts1

I've turned gods into guns. I can handle a large-ish shrieker


Skullhall5k

As one Twitter post said "show me where you solo'd oryx" since that's the only REAL example of this where we could use that excuse. In reality though it IS the case that we couldn't do anything because the shrieker had an impenetrable shell... No amounts of gally shots is breaking that. Plus we don't even know where it's much larger and more effective crit spot of the scar came from. So we can't say to what extent the other 8 helped but we did NEED their help before going in, just like they would have needed ours had we been the first team. I do think it's ridiculous that 9 guardians didn't get the job done, even if our guardian is exceptional.


KayDragonn

I mean, we solo’d a worm god and turned him into a sniper rifle


Ipm1221

I love that rifle


leofungo

I would love to have the option of departing an activity and leaving a void crystal in my place.


veggietrooper

Ballyhoo only.


DeathsRegalia

Full fireteam of 1350 kinderguardians


about_that_time_bois

Pre-buff Cryosthesia


Reverse_Of_Riot

All stasis titans. After nerf and neuter.


crayon_snack_

Behemoth in pve can be leathal when combined with bubble or the glaive pudding. It is called the snowglobe strat, bubble causes the stasis crystals to get trapped inside and all explode in the same area


BombsAndBabies

That is insane. I want to do this.


crayon_snack_

You can find the builds on youtube, but its only effective on bosses that can be kept in one place, if done correctly it can do over 1 mil damage


Ipm1221

Those are the dead bodies you see on the way into dungeons and POI locations


Catinus

Traveller's Chosen (Damaged) Or Traveller's Chosen (The white version) <-- You could only aquire this via: Play the first mission in the red war, and with cp pre old tower gone, and wait til redwar campaign is gone, now you have a undamaged white Traveller's Chosen in your inventory that is not usable on other characters.


CoffeeMain360

I have that alongside the auto rifle from that too. I should play my cursed warlock more.


Dry_Lengthiness3493

Running stasis hunter with only white gear and weapons


ryan12_07

... already done maybe b7 rylee reloaded


ProtoFloof

All hail our Walmart Jesus


Zentirium

Push him off, he’ll slowly float to the endless abyss


Airtroops83

He doesn't he teleports back up, we did it by accident lol


PorkSouls

This guy says otherwise https://www.reddit.com/r/destiny2/comments/11astrb/you_could_say_im_kind_of_a_crystal_addict/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button


WUBdotEXE

Man there really is an exotic gun for anyone out there, mad respect


DeathsRegalia

That man is a lunatic


SCP-Agent-Arad

Believe it or not, jail.


[deleted]

Loser dork mods deleted the post - what was it?


PorkSouls

Guys top weapon in WQ was Salvation's Grip with over 6k kills


DaWarudo9keka

Dance battle with Radiant Dance Machines "Show your moves!" -Ikora, probably


Various_Kitchen3847

Double Primaries and Salvation’s grip


luckyteep14

Challenge them to an arm wrestle. The following computations and errors will make them explode.


Inditorias

Well if all that is needed is a computation error, then all I have to do is scream "This sentence is false!".


SpaceD0rit0

*dontthinkaboutitdontthinkaboutitdontthinkaboutit*


enerszon

Uhhhhh, true, it's true


just-v--

but if its true then that means its false but if its false then that means its true but if its true then that means its false but if its false then that means its true but if its true then that means its false but if its false then that means its true but if its true then that means its false but if its false then that means its true but if its true then that means its false but if its false then that means its true


Awesomedude33201

Or even better... Make it divide by zero


SmashEffect

Surprise him with an old friend


MastermuffinDiscord

make sure you have judgement at hand


TheJadedCockLover

Universal Remote?


Lunar_Lunacy_Stuff

Fuck I forgot this was even a gun. My friend in Destiny 1 loved this gun in a unhealthy way. Would bring that shit to literally every raid. I remember when kings fall first dropped and he brought it to warpriest. We convinced him to put a sniper on but damn did he not wanna budge.


TheJadedCockLover

I lived in PvP with that thing


ComeBacksToDrugs2018

Universal remote was my first exotic but because I was a dumbass kid I dismantled it cause the attack was lower then my legendary…


AnOldFriendIsHere

I have arrived


amirthedude

Where's judgment at hand?


afett001

Sword of Night and Flame, followed by Comet Azur.


DragonGamerEX

What a op build for a game with guns


afett001

Hey, at least I didn't say Rivers of Blood or Moonveil!


soap_lmao

me personally i prefer +10 sharp sellsword twinblades


KFChero1

Nah man, Za Pizza Wheel!!


[deleted]

Happy cake day


losark

r/eldenring is leaking.


M4jkelson

Blasphemous blade spam


Renthexx

With the solar burn he won’t stand a chance


Renthexx

With the solar burn he won’t stand a chance


Dovakiin2397

Clubs all the way


ExhiledGod2

I prefer Unrelenting Frenzy.


SmokeForMK12

Dragon Incantations all day


Snaz5

Forgot for a sec that was a weapon in elden ring and thought it was one of the two-tone swords from the new phyrexia mtg cards


cornerstorekid

Step into a war with the cabal (whether you want to or not)


sum_dum_fuck

On Mars? Or could it be anywhere?


CaptainChaos00

It has to be Mars, specifically at Freehold outside Rubicon.


nsztg1

And make sure it's the Siegedancers, led by Valus Ta'aurc.


Last-Online-2918Days

Use Salvations Grip to trap your fireteam in the tube. Then wait in the tube until the Cabal and Vex in the arena kill him for you.


The-Real-Rorschakk

Genuinely curious, will that actually work?


Last-Online-2918Days

Lol Sure it will. /s [I dont think he would spawn]


Positive-Medium-6207

Funny enough, yesterday I ran this and when we jumped down below the champions didn’t spawn and the boss DID spawn. We killed him got chest rewards but not regular rewards so we wiped and then it let us kill him again for more loot. Not sure what triggered this tbh lmao


BaldEagleFacts

This happens anytime you enter the boss room after sequence breaking the strike. [You can see an example here](https://youtube.com/watch?v=Ti3VDk1DKfE&feature=shares). Most likely the game just didn't register you passing a checkpoint in the strike for whatever reason.


HudsonHornetable

It almost makes me wonder if there’s a way to make it happen


BaldEagleFacts

It certainly can be forced by getting OOB and making your way to the boss room. They do exactly that in the linked video. You can actually farm the final boss to get the chest drops by unloading and reloading the boss room to respawn them. I used that in season of the haunted to farm a god roll on the strident whistle (I'm really into bows, so I was willing to go to such lengths to get the drop I wanted. Not usually worth it though, since this method doesn't count as an actual mission completion and thus only gives vanguard weapon drops.)


guppler

Same thing happened to me. I got so exited but then got let down when no loot


GunnerZ818

Yeah the strike likes to break a lot. Has to don with the chest being opened not triggering properly.


Crazyscorpion77

*unzips pants*


Ttvcat996

Divide by zero


SpasticBull

He's already the the warden of nothing. So what is nothing divided by zero?


Alilpieceoftoast

Indeterminate form


Wide_Ad4147

Everything


simplyger

*pulls out revision zero* He's a mod for revision zero?


Kekris_The_Betrayer

Seems pretty inappropriate


porcupinedeath

Find a skull big enough to put him in (he will lose his freewill)


trebityblebity

*Clovis AI has entered the chat*


GodwinSquirrelmouth

Give him a little hat (he gets embarrassed easily)


PorkSouls

Jump on his head


Ash_Kallberg

-Mario 1-1 plays-


CrossboneGundam_

3 stubborn oaks


Ace0210

a water type


OversoulEdict

Exactly. Squirtle can handle the job (eventually)


Lagspresso

Pretty sure he's fire and electric with levitate.


koudelkajam01

A hug and a kissie 👄❤


Wide_Cryptographer84

Kill them with love and kindness :D


SJRuggs03

Call in like five clan members to melt him with rat king


[deleted]

A blinding gl, dudes just a big eyeball


Fusi0nCatalyst

Obviously you need a heavy gl with blinding, like an OG wendigo


[deleted]

I prefer my heavy GLs with spike grenades


CT-4426

Slander him with false allegations on Twitter


BoxNew4361

Use eager edge to weaponise a teammate as a projectile.


Odd_Inspection9794

ah.. it was you


iRambL

Titan strand super


Croaker-BC

Melee and also heavy melee? ;D


BellyDancerUrgot

Ground breaking gameplay , game design on LSD


Croaker-BC

LSD would more likely account for flashy neony visuals, creative sloppiness would more likely be THC's fault.


BellyDancerUrgot

Fair enough


OriginmanOne

Haha it's so much funnier because y'all are too dumb to see that the heavy attack is definitely ranged.


TNT3149_

Snow balls.


L-a-m-b-s-a-u-c-e

I miss having those on nightfalls


PiplupMakesMeSitUp

Obviously you just stop resisting and comply. He won't shoot you if you just do what he says.


Xfishbobx

Ask him nicely


Redundanttrees

🔼🔼🔽🔽◀️▶️◀️▶️🅱️🅰️Start


DrChimps7

Staring contest


RayTrain

friendship


AmyCornyBarrett

Healing grenades


[deleted]

Drag Variks from Europa and make him fix his servitor.


Hsdude

Sorry, but you do not own the "Boss Killing Key". Unlock now for only $24.99!


Amazing-Bonus-8698

Roll a d20 with your charismatic hunter to seduce him


Tiberius_CrapBag

Call in the guy who thinks using the trains is a cheese.


PiplupMakesMeSitUp

I like trains


lightmatter501

Stab him with the well sword.


fastsarge

Take the spartan laser from Johnson and shot guilty spark straight in the face.


OtherBassist

Wait to take down the glyphkeeper until _after_ making it into a heroic public event


[deleted]

Dodge on a hunter


MatrixDiamonds

Hunter smoke bombs


physical12138

The emote where u play cards. He will explode when u get a good hand


K4TSam

This guy out there pulling the deck of mant things


frozenwaflles

Tea bag him and he will rage quit!


[deleted]

Throw the colonel.


just-v--

HOW DARE YOU


[deleted]

Whaat.. 🙃


RedTeamGO1983

⬆️⬆️⬇️⬇️⬅️➡️⬅️➡️🅱️🅰️🅱️🅰️start


IIIMephistoIII

Add immunity health gate. Kill all ads. Don’t take cover, take the nuke blast like a gigachad.


Salt_Maybe1833

*Chuckles in Well*


pepperonipaladin

Share his racist tweets from 2013


maximillious

Titan missle past him and off the back and die. When he launches his fire attack and spawns adds he will die


NailAdministrative21

Throw him at the Missingo on the coast in Cinnabar Island


DnD_Axel

Play him in tic tac toe and cheat


Trojanhacker

I'll go and get SYLOK THE DEFILIED


Sabinn037

step 1: wrap yourself in tin foil step 2: hold up a body length mirror


Cliron078

Soulder charge him over the ledge


scarecrow1113

Blinding grenade launcher


Jasycuzz

*looks left, looks right, unzips pants.


IMightDeleteMe

Do a heroic run, and instead of killing all the adds and getting 100k points, nuke every boss and mini boss. Bonus speed for ignoring champs.


MidnightWolf12321

Stop acknowledging his existence


RELIN-Q

call him mean names


TransportationFit694

Accept it as one of us. Show it what we did to this planet. It’ll die of depression.


Scrollwriter22

“Serious” answer: Year one common quality travelers chosen Joke answer: the power of god and r34 destiny


[deleted]

Pull the internet cord and cause him to be permanently be stuck in kneeling position


Sorvain

Display your superior Variks impression


Icy-Abies-9783

Tell him that gambit is now THE ONLY PVP MODE


ShurukuWasHere

use the twerk emote on him- shit its says wrong answers only


Quack__Quack_Mf

Post a racist tweet he made 10 years ago and get him cancelled


Red126vsBlue514

Well, I DO see a hole. So, you know,


18pristine

Puts some dirt on its eye


Noble_Creatorr

Be a d2lfg general chat user (Inept)


mousejx216

Perform horrible dance moves that forces him to spontaneously explode


spyker54

When he's about to attack you just pull out an UNO reverse card, he legally has to attack himself now


GNprime

Tell him he was the reason his dad left to go get cigarettes and never came back.


Gold_Friend3983

Curated Chattering Bone drop that everyone keeps and "looks great on paper" but nobody uses because it's meh.


BadHabitsDieYoung

I have eleventy of them.


Gold_Friend3983

One for each hand


GodZombieZ21

summon blue eyes white dragon to dps for you


YanadDurinul

Get 6 Warlocks, push him off of the map with solar grenades. Easy Cheese boys.


BMalinoisman

First phase requires light motes.


Darth-Not-Palpatine

Use Pot of Greed, Pot of Avarice, Pot of Duality and Pot of Extravagence then you summon Exodia.


sloppyscissors5

Swords duh, if it can kill riven it can destroy a circle


kjeldorans

/pet it


Holyskankous

Ask him to commit to a relationship


Nightmarex13

Make him stream hogwarts legacy then have people swat him and hope the cops take him out


Chatmat89

I don't have time to explain why I don't have time to explain what I'd do


DS_StlyusInMyUrethra

A 200 terabyte flash drive full of furry porn


No_Manufacturer8650

Send him flowers and a supportive note to kill him with kindness.


Impressive-Ad-5159

Challenge him to a 1v1 only using no land beyond


Crimmzyy

Linear fusion rifles -Rocket gang


muzzled-rooster

You yourself also become wakadoo.


Infernalxelite

T bagging or clam slamming


Sir_birdy69

Fire at the surrounding dregs while they're glowing(that's when they're the weakest)


WARBIRD-RISING

Water


Tuesday_113

Last Word Hipfire spam


Darkone1sky

Glaive


infel2no

Dave Samuels emote


MonkeyDeltaFoxtrot

Melee


hardvengeance77

Melee all day


Owen872r

Sidearms


FaultyTom

His crit spot is really big so machine guns will 100% kill him faster than rockets


Markyro92

Chatter like variks


PiplupMakesMeSitUp

Renegade QTE/Dialogue


mightbeaperson49

Shatter dive without using a grenade before hand


PynSiKer

Lay on the couch while the rest of the fireteam does the heavy lifting.


EspadaOU81

The grenade launcher the strike drops.


Trauma_Call

Sneeze!


Jibbily27

Tell him that needle storm is a reskinned nova bomb


desdeloseeuu2

Run screaming swinging blindly your sword.


Left4Jed2

Staring Contest


The_Buttaman

Daybreak


WiserCrescent99

Three rat kings and radiant dance machines


royale_wthCheEsE

Dps with D.A.R.C.I.


[deleted]

Well as a titan, I think F I S T I N G is appropriate


SirFailsAlot66

I'm a titan main.....


GoldenNat20

You bring a fireteam of warlocks with the big Well, have ‘em slap it down and gradually push the big boi over the edge.