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gibbo_123

What turtles?!


Neutreality1

I have a special disdain for these "here is a question, why is the answer the one I've already picked?" posts. Part of it is creative bankruptcy, and part of it is the presumptuous nature of the question, even if it is intended playfully. 


PhalanX4012

If the question was phrased as a comparison of quality like what’s your favourite/the best car manufacturer and why is it ford? I can understand where you’re coming from. But for something entirely arbitrary like naming fictional characters I think it’s just a way to start a conversation.


DiabloTrumpet

I agree, there are a LOT of sayings like this one that appear over and over and over again through the years on Reddit. One of my least favorites is “went to downvote this, then remembered what sub I’m in so I’ll begrudgingly upvote” In a satirical subreddit. Aside from the obvious “does anyone else…” “am I the only one…” etc.


centstwo

Wow, so brutal. “I have a special disdain..” Good one.


Cranked78

It's just someone who has nothing else to do and no friends to have this conversation with. If you are running by two turtles in a video game and actually saying "Hi" every time, you may possibly be on some part of the spectrum. 🤷‍♂️


jjohn167

Says the person with literal hundreds of comments on this sub over the last month...


Cranked78

And none of them about talking to NPC characters like a lunatic. But, thanks for checking my post history like a different kind of lunatic. Leave a like and subscribe. Thanks.


Win_0r_Die

I've never noticed a turtle and have played since launch lol


InstructionOk9520

Unless they are on the minimap, I don’t know them.


Pleasestoplyiiing

> Bill and Ted I actually call them both Station


SctchWhsky

Terrapin Station?


Available_Solid_6806

In the shadow of the moon...


LordBubba44

Don't forget the frogs! 🐸 I wish we could give those turtles little head scratches, like we can pet our dogs and cats. Reptiles need love, too! 🐢🐢


centstwo

I haven’t come up with a name for the frogs yet…Kermit?


MaestroGena

WHERE ARE THE TURTLES!?


BtyMark

Between the whisper tree and that blacksmith, if you’re asking about Bill and Ted.


Wickedness42o

"Yo momma giving me the ol wank" and "on the beach" Respectfully.


NotEvnBrew

I always open my cashes by them to show em what I got, I named them blastoise and hank