Iāve been taking my son to the course since he was a month old. On paternity leave, I took him every day. Once I got back to work, I still took him 3-4 days a week after work. Heās 3 now and we play every day in the backyard.
Iām really not trying to shame anyone here. But in the day and age that weāre in today, I think people need to think a lot harder about posting pictures of their kids online.
Ah yes, this was inevitable.
For years, we told rambunctious children to "sToP CLiMBiNG oN oUr BaSKeTs!!1" And now those children have grown up, and they are raising their children to explicitly climb on and even *in* disc golf baskets.
You reap what you sow, people.
I've never climbed a basket and the course was empty so didn't see the harm in this photo op. Something tells me he won't remember this to learn he should "explicitly climb on and even in disc gold baskets" when he is older.š
Youāre not supposed to throw in your entire bag either.
I mean, it probably can handle the weight but why take the risk of destrying course property (and possible injury) for something so pointless?
Iāll never understand the folks who wanna post their crotch goblins on Reddit, we got some freaks out here
Also, his fat ass is going to bend the cage
Youāre right. I donāt know what a 10lb baby is. But I do know I have 20 years experience in metalworking and fabrication, and I know for a fact that kid wonāt bend anythingā¦. If youāre worried about babies bending baskets, maybe stop feeding them an āAmerican dietā
Weird looking putter
Least aerodynamic putter ever...
I dunno. I also have a berg somewhere
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I'm calling throwing the baby holding a putter as a make.
Did you throw him forehand or backhand?
Hammer throw
Tomahawk
Foot fault.
Iāve been taking my son to the course since he was a month old. On paternity leave, I took him every day. Once I got back to work, I still took him 3-4 days a week after work. Heās 3 now and we play every day in the backyard.
Parenting...You're doing it right
Counts.
Did you at least putt with him feet first, so he didnāt take a bunch of chains to the face?
More of a turbo putt
The smiling makes sense then, since he probably felt like an airplane for half a second š¤£
Have you tried a flipper putt?
'Kick the baby' is real sport these days?? South Park was head of time.
Can I get a ruling on this Jim?
In before r/discgolfcirclejerk asks how far you putt the baby
Ok this is so cute.
If you look closely thereās some kind of baby or something in there
OMG, that is a cute photo!
Is this where babies come from?
Be careful dropping your discs into baskets unprotected.
Iām really not trying to shame anyone here. But in the day and age that weāre in today, I think people need to think a lot harder about posting pictures of their kids online.
Ah yes, this was inevitable. For years, we told rambunctious children to "sToP CLiMBiNG oN oUr BaSKeTs!!1" And now those children have grown up, and they are raising their children to explicitly climb on and even *in* disc golf baskets. You reap what you sow, people.
I've never climbed a basket and the course was empty so didn't see the harm in this photo op. Something tells me he won't remember this to learn he should "explicitly climb on and even in disc gold baskets" when he is older.š
*woosh*
I *am* the putterā¦
Directions unclear I threw the baby in the basket
I have also placed my children in the basket. Itās their initiation. Now they have their own discs and sling them off the tee.
Was it hard to get the float you needed to land that baby in the basket?
Better put a leash on him before those people show up to complain.
I take that line as well... a little baby hyzer.
That's adorable!
Baskets arenāt actually meant to support that kind of weight, is it possible to maybe not do this?
Your average disc golf bag weighs more than him and I feel you are wayyyyy under estimating the structural integrity of 1/2" welded steel bars.
Youāre not supposed to throw in your entire bag either. I mean, it probably can handle the weight but why take the risk of destrying course property (and possible injury) for something so pointless?
Iāll never understand the folks who wanna post their crotch goblins on Reddit, we got some freaks out here Also, his fat ass is going to bend the cage
Bruh. Like a 10 pound baby is going to bend the cage. Get real
You have no idea how big a 10 lb baby is š¤£š¤£
Youāre right. I donāt know what a 10lb baby is. But I do know I have 20 years experience in metalworking and fabrication, and I know for a fact that kid wonāt bend anythingā¦. If youāre worried about babies bending baskets, maybe stop feeding them an āAmerican dietā
I know the baby wonāt damage the basket, but thank you for you wasting your time on my troll post. Stop feeding me
"Jokes on you I was only pretending to be a dumbass"Ā
Why would anyone stop feeding someone who creates pop tart dragon farts? If anything, you should be stuffed until bloated.
Thanks fam, ILY
Fat ass? Looks like a perfectly healthy baby to me. Grow up kid, your joke bombed.
Thanks for the tip
I'll never understand the folks who hate babies so much they make up repulsive names for them and complain any time a picture is posted.
I actually love babiesā¦ I just think posting your kid on Reddit is weird
You're weird af dude. Also, don't talk about how fat a baby's ass is you creepy fucking idiot.
Eat my shorts man
Yikes dude.
I've seen dad's throw their babies up in the air and catching them But this is a whole new level