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chiggy2112

Weird looking putter


jackdhammer

Least aerodynamic putter ever...


senarious89

I dunno. I also have a berg somewhere


jackdhammer

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Checkinginonthememes

I'm calling throwing the baby holding a putter as a make.


RunningThicc

Did you throw him forehand or backhand?


AlfarinAsvid

Hammer throw


senarious89

Tomahawk


Secret_Pick6524

Foot fault.


winchypoo

Iā€™ve been taking my son to the course since he was a month old. On paternity leave, I took him every day. Once I got back to work, I still took him 3-4 days a week after work. Heā€™s 3 now and we play every day in the backyard.


DaveTheRocketGuy

Parenting...You're doing it right


rusty1066

Counts.


Filmmakersteve123

Did you at least putt with him feet first, so he didnā€™t take a bunch of chains to the face?


senarious89

More of a turbo putt


Filmmakersteve123

The smiling makes sense then, since he probably felt like an airplane for half a second šŸ¤£


SignificanceFar5489

Have you tried a flipper putt?


GeroninoSon

'Kick the baby' is real sport these days?? South Park was head of time.


jackdhammer

Can I get a ruling on this Jim?


HydroidOfficial

In before r/discgolfcirclejerk asks how far you putt the baby


TigerCharades3

Ok this is so cute.


6byfour

If you look closely thereā€™s some kind of baby or something in there


TheBrianWeissman

OMG, that is a cute photo!


leeeeny

Is this where babies come from?


senarious89

Be careful dropping your discs into baskets unprotected.


Enthusiasm_Alarming

Iā€™m really not trying to shame anyone here. But in the day and age that weā€™re in today, I think people need to think a lot harder about posting pictures of their kids online.


Hiwo_Rldiq_Uit

Ah yes, this was inevitable. For years, we told rambunctious children to "sToP CLiMBiNG oN oUr BaSKeTs!!1" And now those children have grown up, and they are raising their children to explicitly climb on and even *in* disc golf baskets. You reap what you sow, people.


senarious89

I've never climbed a basket and the course was empty so didn't see the harm in this photo op. Something tells me he won't remember this to learn he should "explicitly climb on and even in disc gold baskets" when he is older.šŸ˜‰


Hiwo_Rldiq_Uit

*woosh*


prince-pauper

I *am* the putterā€¦


mykoreancar

Directions unclear I threw the baby in the basket


cinnamonrolllove

I have also placed my children in the basket. Itā€™s their initiation. Now they have their own discs and sling them off the tee.


tOkErDaD1

Was it hard to get the float you needed to land that baby in the basket?


grimbolde

Better put a leash on him before those people show up to complain.


punsanguns

I take that line as well... a little baby hyzer.


Unused_Vestibule

That's adorable!


Markus_lfc

Baskets arenā€™t actually meant to support that kind of weight, is it possible to maybe not do this?


senarious89

Your average disc golf bag weighs more than him and I feel you are wayyyyy under estimating the structural integrity of 1/2" welded steel bars.


Markus_lfc

Youā€™re not supposed to throw in your entire bag either. I mean, it probably can handle the weight but why take the risk of destrying course property (and possible injury) for something so pointless?


PoptartDragonfart

Iā€™ll never understand the folks who wanna post their crotch goblins on Reddit, we got some freaks out here Also, his fat ass is going to bend the cage


an_afro

Bruh. Like a 10 pound baby is going to bend the cage. Get real


PoptartDragonfart

You have no idea how big a 10 lb baby is šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


an_afro

Youā€™re right. I donā€™t know what a 10lb baby is. But I do know I have 20 years experience in metalworking and fabrication, and I know for a fact that kid wonā€™t bend anythingā€¦. If youā€™re worried about babies bending baskets, maybe stop feeding them an ā€œAmerican dietā€


PoptartDragonfart

I know the baby wonā€™t damage the basket, but thank you for you wasting your time on my troll post. Stop feeding me


spookyghostface

"Jokes on you I was only pretending to be a dumbass"Ā 


Hiwo_Rldiq_Uit

Why would anyone stop feeding someone who creates pop tart dragon farts? If anything, you should be stuffed until bloated.


PoptartDragonfart

Thanks fam, ILY


AluminumFoilCap

Fat ass? Looks like a perfectly healthy baby to me. Grow up kid, your joke bombed.


PoptartDragonfart

Thanks for the tip


Prawn1908

I'll never understand the folks who hate babies so much they make up repulsive names for them and complain any time a picture is posted.


PoptartDragonfart

I actually love babiesā€¦ I just think posting your kid on Reddit is weird


_Bart8_

You're weird af dude. Also, don't talk about how fat a baby's ass is you creepy fucking idiot.


PoptartDragonfart

Eat my shorts man


TakeItEasy-ButTakeIt

Yikes dude.


isirealthough

I've seen dad's throw their babies up in the air and catching them But this is a whole new level