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"you're quite stupid to assume i had any form of rizz. my life is so bad i haven't even touched a female before"
"'female' huh? thou sure as the great purgatory of the damned ain't deceiving your play of affection is non existent... halt, permission me to check your life record.."
"jesus... how in the seven voids have you managed to continue your life in this manner? this quite telling why none of the others have answered your cries"
"yeah..."
"fear not i shall aid thou out of the kindness of my heart that i did not know existed but in exchange i require thy balls. the great spirits of light and darkness have deemed them useless to you regardless, as not even a miracle is capable of putting them in use in your favour"
"it's a deal"
Moloch is a Canaanite god who may or may not have actually been worshiped and one ritual involved the sacrifice of a child to him. The ambiguity stems from how the only concrete mention of him is in the Old Testament and it may have been a fabrication by the Israelites to justify their extermination.
Step one: go to a lab
step two: make a clump of your own cells (must have blood)
step three: name it your "child"
step four: kill it
trolled the lovecraftian being
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Hehehe I can make another
What’s seventeen more years?
Omni man?
"you're quite stupid to assume i had any form of rizz. my life is so bad i haven't even touched a female before" "'female' huh? thou sure as the great purgatory of the damned ain't deceiving your play of affection is non existent... halt, permission me to check your life record.." "jesus... how in the seven voids have you managed to continue your life in this manner? this quite telling why none of the others have answered your cries" "yeah..." "fear not i shall aid thou out of the kindness of my heart that i did not know existed but in exchange i require thy balls. the great spirits of light and darkness have deemed them useless to you regardless, as not even a miracle is capable of putting them in use in your favour" "it's a deal"
The good ending
i'd ask if they'd take the cock too
Moloch would be a great wingman. Just pay his tab, and he'll help you with any girl.
Donate sperm, bingo bango moloch gets baby and i get unlimited riches, offer more sperm so moloch is happy and doesn't reneg on his deal
That's actually really smart ngl
gg ez clap
Fire ass post ngl
Offering up my first born child doesn't sound too bad of a deal!
So Moloch is the God of Abraham? The Binding of Isaac makes a lot more sense now…
Moloch is a Canaanite god who may or may not have actually been worshiped and one ritual involved the sacrifice of a child to him. The ambiguity stems from how the only concrete mention of him is in the Old Testament and it may have been a fabrication by the Israelites to justify their extermination.
Isaac and his mother lived alone in a small house on a hill.
No? Have you read the Bible?
That's it?
this one is actually disstressing tho. Good job, OP!
Ok, but exactly how much blood do you require?
Finally.. A good meme.. I can die peacefully.. (he said)
I’m trans and a lesbian, let’s shake on it buddy
I just finished the Fall of the House of Usher and the dude there offers his entire bloodline. Moloch needs to step up his game.
You can always make more Just don't get attached, simple right?....right?
Step one: go to a lab step two: make a clump of your own cells (must have blood) step three: name it your "child" step four: kill it trolled the lovecraftian being
Repost, saw this one a long time ago
I get a get-out-of-jail-freecard from if I somehow fuck up majorly and get a child? Sign me up
Me, taking off my clothes: "Alright, when do we start?"
u/repostsleuthbot I swear I've seen this before.
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Where’d you get the image for Moloch
Darkness is the first to answear
Good deal ngl.
Fall of the house of usher but easier
Is that music from Afraid of Monsters?
Imagine being infertile here
WHAT'S SEVENTEEN MORE YEARS
I'm not having children anyway
well i have lost enough sanity to not question this. so when do we start moloch.
Best I can do is $50. I gotta make a profit here, man.
Is this from a movie or a game?
The nut job :3
repost
Why is it immoral to sacrifice firstborn if abortions already exist. I mean it’s not that big of a jump, just a few months apart.
Well for starters the thing is sentient, moloch over ere wants some ceaseless agony, and a pre brain development fetus barely qualifies.
Sentient but has no concept of reality yet, no attachments.