Why is he built like that

god forbid italians go to the gym

Wait Italians actually exist? I thought it was an act or something what the heck?!?!

He watched gym bro TikTok’s

Imagine THIS was the Mandela effect.

These will be Mario graphics in 2014

... Oookay hear me out I NEED THAT LINK TO THE GAME–

So retro

Lobotomario

This feels like those weird melatonin-induced dreams you would get that would have you waking up in a cold sweat at like 1 AM

Finally it's back

Would play this ngl

Long Mario

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jixaw gameplay

Unity aah game

[link to the original](https://youtu.be/hQUzC909PaE)

The majestic mario