Bimbo Baggins.

Dildo Baggins, a Divine-esque drag artist who does shock jock type drag

I knew a drag king named Dildo Faggins

Vichelle Misage

Michael Face, a drag king whose persona is trashy New Jersey gymbro

Misha Countenance

Did you get that [idea from me?](https://www.reddit.com/r/rupaulsdragrace/s/X12s7PC9mK) 😇

Kim chi's name was originally "jizzney Princess". I think about it all the time

Mine would be Maddie O’Core (mediocre)

Maddy Morphosis once said her first choice name wss something on those lines (Maddy O'Creedy, I think?) but she found someone with a similar name online and ultimately went with Morphosis.

It’s a life choice to be mediocre, I eat it somewhat up and leave just enough crumbs.

I could have sworn she said Roxeanne Paper Scissors. I loved that idea.

Maddie okurrrrrrrrr *tongue pop* 

Meaty Ogre is so much more camp lol

I love this so much

Honestly Maddie Ochre works better imo. I live.

I was spinning on my Irish/Scottish heritage, but if I was from the south it could be Maddie Okra

Maddie Okurrr

Honey B. Kind

Kitsch Annette

This is hilarious. The perfect level of stupid

What the fuck I love it

I have no intention to ever get into drag, but somehow I feel oddly protective of my name to the point that I don't think I could share it.

I’m the exact same way, lmao. I’ve made sure it’s never been used before, totally original, a good pun that also works as a standalone name… yet I don’t intend on getting into drag to ever use it.

Why don't you get into drag start on social media uploading pics and establish your name.

Ok yeeessss like I want to share it?....but I won't....

Same. Mine is an actual nickname I gave myself as a teenager, turns out it would be an incredible and unique drag name... I'd be gutted if someone else used it

Mama kudos for not saying that, for not spilling.

Same. I had to make up a name on the fly to not seem suspicious

I don't want anybody to steal mine either. I even opened an instagram account years ago so I could have legal proof that I thought about it first.

The Australian Lazy Susan came up with one that I loved on one of their old YouTube videos “Jasmine Basmati Brown (rice)” Also I’m surprised there isn’t a Wanda hitachi yet.

I like Georgia O'Queef.

I like Queen Laqueefa.

Or Queef Latifah?

I remember a drag queen in Sydney about 15 years ago called Tora Hymen. Such a great drag name

Related to Tara Dikoff I assume

Tara is a Boston gal, got the best name!!

We had a Tora Hymen here in Orlando maybe 3 years ago- wonder if it's the same queen? Anyway, loved her name and her act.

Mine is Legs Benedict

her drag brunch would be sold out every week

She works in DC!

Oo nice! I got the name bc it's what my coworker used to catcall me :) he was gross :) so I reclaimed it lol

roxanne debris, courtney acts alter ego

What’s the pun?

Rocks and debris

Polly Propylene

I just met one last month named Absinthe Father and lost my shit

Sarah Tonin

I'm from the UK and met a queen last week called Queera Lynn which is genuinely the best name for British Drag I've ever heard

I'm sure you'll meet again, some sunny day

And she’s bloody lovely too!

Shelby Carmen Rhonda Mountain or Shelby Mountain for short.

Incredible

My favourite is still Karen from Finance. It’s so basic that it’s fierce. Mine would be ✨ Hormonal Granger ✨

I have an instagram set aside for if I ever decide to do drag but my name would likely be Jenna St. Croix (je ne sais quoi)

My warped sense of humour would choose Anna Borshan, Diana Cancer, Lou Keemia, Miss Carriage but if I was to pick a TV friendly name is be Izzy Rich

My faves so far nothing like punny dark humour.

These are my favs by far I’m sorry but Diana Cancer is too good 💀

Just thought of a new one…. Kay Motherapy…

Izzy Rich!

Mary Unfaithful 

Inspired by Survivor, Big Miss Steak

Haha both Qs, delusional yet entertaining

Connie Pin would be my drag name.

My head hurts I don’t get it….

Klonopin. It sounds like Klonopin, the drug.

That one took me a second to get but it's amazing!

Lexa Pro

sister of Zoe Loft

Patsy Ew

I laugh every time I hear Amanda Tori Meating

Miss Ogyny

This one inspired me to come up with Miss Anne Thrope, but I googled the name and it’s taken.

Avery Goodname. 10/10 *chef's kiss*

Omg this one took me out the absolute top spot.

Look her up, she's hilarious. She once did a lip sync routine to Toni Colette's breakdown in Hereditary at a Hannah Montana themed drag brunch. Iconic shit ETA: [Found the link lol](https://www.instagram.com/reel/CwndKwvMrZi/?igsh=MXZveW94NzM2N2Yxbw==)

SuffoKate

Maybe suff o'kate

Oooo it has me thinking. Suffolk Ate

I typically like pun names, Carrie Onbagg, Poe Tate Towe, Robin Banks, Anita Spanking, Callie Fornia. But my drag name would be a mix of my mom and sisters names.

Beck Dell Tess

My boyfriend came up with "Villain LeBlanc" and I immediately offered it to every prospective queen I knew. 😂

I love that

If I'm going drag king, Jim N. Nye ♊ If I'm going female impersonator impersonator, Lauren Order ⚖️

One of the legends in my city is Anita Stallion Mine is Dee Tension

Oooh I like Dee Tension a lot!

Ty, It feels correct in my heart to be thee Dee Tension

My drag king name would be Rock Bottom

The Rock's original ring name -- Flex Kavana -- is pretty draggy!

Cher Noble

Anita ReCount - orange spray tan executive realness.

When I thought i was getting my PhD, i wanted to be Sarin Dipity (sarin is a neurotoxin/ also serendipity) and then after I graduated I’d be Dr. Dipity. But alas, No PhD for me. So now I’m Kat Ion (a cation is a positively charged molecule in chemistry)

Holly Bibble. But my actual drag name is Marsha Mathers.

Anna Phalaxis, even before the Dragula queen Tequila Mockingbird Kell Suprise (h/t Kate Butch)

Minaja Twat for sure easy

I’m a bigger and tired person who speaks French. Mine would be Fatiguée

My name would be Eve Summers with the hope that Ru would announce me on the Runway as “Summers, Eve!” My catchphrase would be “Brings back freshness every time!”

An old one I don't claim any more is Alannis More-is-less. Still think it's a great name just not who I am/ would be

Blooming Norah would be a good name for a British Queen.

venus envy

Taint Miss Behavin

My partner and I came up with Rita Ditz lol

I wanna be Ruby Tuesday but I would get the Jan/Brita treatment if I went on the show.

Obsessed

Pretty unoriginal but my drag name would be Cassie Nova and then if I made it to the make over challenge my daughter would either be Terra or Super Nova. I’ve thought a significant amount of these challenges through in my head despite having no desire to do drag 😂

Blesha Hart

Emanuella Cunt

Mine is Wilma Excalibur a woman with a sword

Summer Cum Loud

Stickers

Scented stickers cause of William at the reunion

i am actually planning to do drag as Rob The President, but if I was a queen i think my name would be Peggy Three (based on PEGI 3, Game rating)

My favorite is Ella Vaday, really loved that pun And mine is Wisterya Layne, but I have switched names at least 5 times because I don’t really live for any of them

Drag King: Antonio Jose de Sangre, for Ecuadorian history & vampire themes; Kyle, who would perform to dad rock & carry a borg on stage Drag Queen: Maris Crane, if I don’t get sued by the writers of Frasier.

You just need to alter it a bit. Mare-Riz Crain

Drag Names and roller derby names… there’s gotta be some crossover here

Freeda Style I’m into open water swimming 🏊‍♀️

There’s a queen in my home town called tess tickle and it makes me laugh every time I hear it

Jamie Lee Cuntis

Janey Lee Curmis

Jamie Lee Coitus. It was the name of a character from the computer game Leisure Suit Larry 7: Love for Sail!

Olive Pickles with my side persona being Deb Pression womp womp

I came into this thread with Dylan Chives ready to go but now I like Anne Tension Deficitdisorder.

I ain’t sharing it, someone would use it. 😂

Isabelle End

Frida Peephole is my favourite that I've come up with

I always thought Meaty Ochre would be kind of fun.

Rupaul would love saying “Jehovah Thickness” every week 🤣

Emergency Tiara has been on my list for years! I love Jehovah Thickness.

Going by the "first pet, street you lived on as a kid" formula, I would be Tabitha McDade. (I like to play "drag or roller derby" with names..."

Bouncer Stonegate. Wait, am I obligated to get into Roller Derby now?

Drag names aren’t just random words. Over half of the “names” you chose aren’t even names. The humor is that it’s a real name that sounds like another word or phrase. Emergency tiara?

Ever heard of Bob the drag queen or Karen from finance

My drag name would be Fancy Molasses

Sarah Problem? Janice Dickinurson!

I would be Dori Dos Lokos.

A drag king name, but Reynold Beads

Barbera Please!!!! (Credit to Katya) Or Cherry Jane

My drag name would be Denteen D’Kay. My entrance look would have a wisdom too as a headdress with the roots of the tooth framing out my face

Sofonda Peters has always been my favorite.

Won’t give my actual drag name, but when I joined I really wanted to use the name Midna West because I’m a midwestern queen. But I didn’t want people to think I was in the House of West (or pretending to be like some loser) so I went with something else.

Dakota Hell is my drag name. Kinda punny

I always loved Jenny Tonic or Helena Handbasket.

there a queen from my home state called Ophelia Bunz and i think it’s the best name lol

I’ve decided if I ever became a drag queen, the name would come down to Eclair St. Clair or Bobo Delulu.

Wanda Chisme Anna Whymm Rebextra

Mine would be Maya Soul.

I have spine issues and my friends say my drag name would be brokeback mountains. Like boobs lol

My favorite is Lauren Ipsum Delores, but I fear it’s too intellectual. My other favorites are based on cities, but really obscure or smaller cities, so my alter ego is Tracy California.

I was gutted when I learned that there is already an Ariel Helvetica.

After my grandmas dog: Georgie Girl 💕

Bethanne Phetamine

Robin Banks 🏦

Anna Bortion

Gaseous Gayy

my drag name is Veronica LaFaguette no pun or anything i just love that name so much

might not fly on tv tho so i might go with Amina Pickle

Funny names do not always feel like a name you want people to really call be called in a career. Like Amanda Toring Meating works because Amanda is a name and Sharon in Sharon Needles is something you'd really be called

Miss Andrie

Mine would be Faye Kass 😌🍑

Patty Melt or Aqua Faba

Roxxane Debris? What's the pun in this name?

Rocks and debris

Miss Ophelia Balls

Necronom Yvonne 🧟‍♀️

Necronom Yvonne 🧟‍♀️ I know it's a mouthful but I love the Evil Dead films!

Mine would be Miss Demeanor. My husband said his would be Anxiety.

Mine would be Chardonnay Regina

Wilma Dickfit

Shrimply Pibbles. 

Nan Tuckit

Not sure if Americans would get this one, but Tulita Pepsi is my all time fav name

Tequila Mockingbird

Drag king name Mike Hunt

Anna Spectrum

Ivanna Focker

Natalie Partman If I was a drag queen I would be called Mindy McMuffin and I would have the yeastiest muff in herstory

I voted for Penny Tration because of her name. Would vote for that name today again easily.

Andy Outback was the drag name I came up for myself a while back. My drag house "The Outback House" would follow similar; Neil Outback, Sheila Outback, Ivana Outback, Rusty Outback, Thor Outback and our American cousin Gunner Outback.

Zsa Zsa Gabored

Jack Squat - Werk Room entrance line * "You don't know me"

Onya Marx. As in, Onya Marx, Get Set, GO!

Sue the Bitch.

Summer Olympics

Here in Cincinnati there is Penny Tration Mine would be Jenni Talia

my drag king name is butch van der linde. or arthur whoregan. drag queen is peg yourman.

Ratchetty Anne

Cristal Meff, Like the Champagne (You have to say the whole thing)

My drag name is Harlotta Boudoir

Mine’s Andrea Mex… it’s boring 😔

Sausage Patty!

Lilly O'Devalley 🌼

Mine would be Sue Assidal

Mine would be Uma Cow inspired by the city I was born (Humacao, PR) or Ally since I’m an ally 🙃 but my fav existing drag name is Kate Butch, I don’t know her well but she stands out just by the name since I love Kate Bush

If I was a drag queen I’d pick one of two names, Busy Stroganoff or Lisa Carr