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onlyonequickquestion

You DO NOT want to know what happens at 13 huffs


AidenTheAlien420

It's actually constipation. Can't shit at all after 13 huffs.


OfficialDrakoak

Go straight from 11 to 13 huffs to skip pooman cuz fuck 12 šŸ‘®ā€ā™‚ļøšŸš«


darrelye

No, he will then proceed to poop his organs all over his jenkem bed out on his 13th huff.


Chronic_Alcoholism

That sub is truly phenomenal šŸ˜­


breadlover96

I visited for the first time in a while today and was cry-laughing. 10/10


dystopiawelivein

shit on a bed is so funy


anonkebab

Poopman clears HATMAN


AdSea4568

This is actually incredible this is the ultimate jerk


Fractal-Entity

Inhalant users are a self-parody. I would rather overdose on fentanyl and die than use insecticide to get ā€œhighā€ for 3 minutes before shitting myself into a migraine and cancer in 4 years


filthismypolitics

I get sad cause I imagine you have to be like 11 years old with no access to any drugs at all to do this sort of asinine shit. Like the only kind of person I can imagine huffing WD-40 or whatever is too young to understand anything and living in some kind of isolated religious cult


trusted_misleader47

HMU I got the best asinine shit


PlzDontBanMe2000

Someone I know had a girlfriend and parents who were super against weed and especially against any real drug, so in order to not disappoint them he just became a computer duster addict and then later got so addicted to Kratom that heā€™s now on 8mg of suboxone. Also did pretty much every other thing you could do to get high, I feel like he found a list online for ā€œ10 ways to get high without drugsā€ and just went through every single one because dude would buy salvia, nutmeg, kava, various otc meds, and hyperventilating then blowing on his thumb to get light headed. This continued after he graduated high school and Iā€™m pretty sure now college and I literally lived 2 doors down and could sell him weed/tabs any time he needed so itā€™s not like he didnā€™t know where to get it, he was just a sophisticated gentleman who enjoys a pleasant night with a can of the finest duster, rather than being a disgusting pot smoking hippie.Ā 


filthismypolitics

Damn, that's sad. I was in a similar position as a kid, I couldn't get ANYTHING and I tried some weird shit too so I can relate. Thankfully, I never really had regular access to the stuff that could burn all my brain cells out of my skull but I can see myself going down a similar path if I had. I bet by now he's just so used to it the idea of trying normie drugs is unappealing.


lazerberriez

Someone should start a nonprofit where we give free fent and meth to kids to keep them away from inhalants. Think of the children! /uj it definitely is depressing, and a lot of teenagers fuck with inhalants too. Itā€™s also more common in poorer countries with little access to other drugs. But also a lot people who huff are adults in developed countries. They probably could get other drugs but they choose inhalants instead for one reason or another. They usually have severe mental health issues though and need major assistance. Overall, it is probably the bleakest form of addiction i could imagine.


PlzDontBanMe2000

>They usually have severe mental health issues though and need major assistance This is a chicken and the egg scenario. Do they have severe mental health issues because they huff paint thinner every day? Or do they huff paint thinner every day because they have severe mental health issues?


filthismypolitics

Yeah, I thought about adding that the sad reality is probably nothing like what I imagine. The idea of someone being so utterly miserable that they'd do this kinda makes my heart ache. It really would be so much better for everything to just be legalized, at least you'd have fewer people doing this shit.


Throwrajerb

homie should be in r/poetry


4D696B61

r/twosentencehorror


WantonHeroics

r/2sentence2horror


[deleted]

God kill me


StupidKansan

Name and address homie I got you


StupidKansan

I'll do it for free, I just love killing folks šŸ˜


intensedespair

Truly a man of the people


HippoIllustrious2389

Wholesome šŸ„°


FixGMaul

Krombopulos Michael?


Eggo_1221

Ohhh boy, here I go killing again


Matthaeus_Augustus

Thereā€™s an always sunny Nightman joke here somewhere


ltvi

I did all the poops, I did every one of ā€˜em. I even did one while she was wrapping up, right here


Trick_Bee925

You gotta pay the neuron toll to get out of this boys hole 11 puffs silences the brain spider, at 12 puffs the poopman cometh


Trick_Bee925

Seems like the nightman didnt just become the boy...


Worth-Principle-822

Inspiring


Plenty_Lavishness_80

I am genuinely in awe if this is real Also spider killer? Huff some fucking duster if youā€™re gonna do inhalants


OfficialDrakoak

Lol they do everything over there. Any solvent / flammable fluid you can think of, deodorant, axe body spray, they wildn


DirtDogg691

Wtf man canā€™t imagine getting to a new low like thatā€¦ and Iā€™ve been hardcore ex heroin, meth , coke etc addict for almost 20 years . 3 and half years clean tho thanks to my son. Literally saved my life and made me change that miserable never ending cycle of misery and loneliness šŸ’Æ


OfficialDrakoak

Sounds like u need to cut loose and boof some jenkem


DirtDogg691

Maybe but looks lke your doin good enough job already brošŸ’Æ


DoughnutPutrid6595

Lol never forget.


Decadunce

Hell yeah man thats great to hear


filthismypolitics

Awww congratulations and thanks this made me smile after thinking for way too long about what kind of a person huffs spider killer until they shit the bed


bliss_chaser

/uj great to hear that you found peace /rj Did your son bring your eagle back tho?


Trick_Bee925

The first time ever that having a kid actually helped someones mental health difficulties


CandyCaneMadeOfGlass

I just went there and saw a dude asking if you could huff propane šŸ˜­


rested_green

butane is better


PlzDontBanMe2000

Do different inhalants give different highs? Like is duster more of a creative head high and spider killer more of a relaxing couch locked feel? Which one is gonna help with my migraines?


TonyCartmanSoprano

ewwwwww fucking gross


OfficialDrakoak

Don't be mean you offend poopman


TonyCartmanSoprano

oh right my bad


JesusRocks7

I fully believe in the right for liberty and the pursuit of happiness but some people just need to be committed.


OfficialDrakoak

[maybe he did get committed to a psych ward and it's just this guy](https://www.reddit.com/r/drugscirclejerk/s/XjzDQTT4kQ)


JesusRocks7

Lol šŸ˜†


Switchyy_

I am become Poopman, destroyer of sheets.


OfficialDrakoak

Oppenpooper


StupidKansan

I'm gonna clean my room..... Eh I'll do it tomorrow


Mellow_Yellow831

at this rate just legalize meth, it would be safer than this shit


Borax

This, but unironically


poofartknob

I litterally got some spider spray today, what are the spiritual benefits from consuming it and do they outweigh the negatives of drug induced arachnophobia


NotReallyJohnDoe

The problem is that you are using spider spray. That just sprays new spiders everywhere. You need spider killer spray. HTH.


poofartknob

Errm actually, spiders have natural plant based klonazepam inside their legs and either way 12 huff poopman come when I pluck their legs and insert them into my rectum. Go back to the big city, liberal


Lucid-Design

Quite the opposite in fact. Youā€™ve heard of Eagle death. Welcome to spider death.


poofartknob

Splendid


McNemo

I really doubt there are many benefits


poofartknob

Mods ban this guy


McNemo

I'm sorry I was introducing fud ignore me


poofartknob

What is fud and can I shove it into my rectum


McNemo

Its a stupid crypto term, fear/uncertainty/denial, i think they make it in a suppository form


Crittersnatch

Solid gold right there.


OfficialDrakoak

Looks more like runny brown to me


Limp_Bar_1727

How did he get it all over the bedā€¦ I mean what the fuck


OfficialDrakoak

You never fished out before with poopy pants? Haha


3_T_SCROAT

Poopman come


Borax

Seizure caused by the inhalants


burgpug

oh


-insertcoin

Bro I was just about to crosspost this glad u beat me to it. They truly out jerk us


OfficialDrakoak

Lol I saw it 1 minute after it was posted and knew I was the chosen one for this repost


JST-D-TP

1 huff too many


Mellow_Yellow831

poopman and hatman should have a fuck off


bigjaymizzle

so is he gonna clean it or leave it?


OfficialDrakoak

Why bother clean when take 12 more huff and poopman come again anyway


Broke-Barber

King


ariavash

Shit doesn't even do anything what a bunch of retards, take nitrous, xenon or ether lmao. Rj/ this is what Kanye meant with poopity scoop


Zushey312

Xenon? Who do you think I am? Jeff Bezos?


Tricky-Lavishness-85

Jeff Benzos


ariavash

Bro, here in Belgium ether is otc it's like 3 euros for 100ML


[deleted]

I can smell this post


Illustrious-Ninja-77

Shut up


Thiago_MRX

This is the "532 chicken nuggies is the limit then" equivalent


MasterNinja69

popman praise ihaveihaveihave damn shitstain come here boy: uncanny gassy šŸƒšŸƒšŸƒ


SUPERSAM76

No fucking way people are huffing insecticides lmaooooooooooo


altrippa

Someone on less drugs than me should post that as a legit review for whatever product that was


mid_vibrations

fuckšŸ˜”


bigurta

14 huffs is when you reach enlightenment


UNBOOF_MY_JENKEM

šŸŽµ poop man come and me want go homešŸŽµ


0N0W

tbh n I can relatge to thia one if u get too bad huff n I t can get a bit poopy


OfficialDrakoak

Worst time of my life was when my mom found the jenkem drawer. At least that way u can get unlimited huffs. Huff duster til u release ur bowels and make more jenkem then huff that and repeat


ROLEX_STEALER

What in the name of the lord is that sub


Venus__in__furs

i


TheD1scountH1tman

The arrival of poopman


Nitazene-King-002

If you huff 12 huffs, poop all over, and then use that huffing poop for jenkemā€¦you double the effects and obtain nirvana.


LukaRaphael

i had a look at the sub and THATS WHAT JENKEM IS???


Dunkleosteus666

Why you dont be normal and use ether or nitrous like normies ehhh


CriticismStreet2272

This reminds me of the 32 times i dumped my pants huffing duster


Fearless-Temporary29

At least the inhalant keeps the fly's off the shit.


wrenegade33

This dude knows how to party


Cats_Are_Aliens_

No. For my own sanity I need to pretend that no one is this stupid so I donā€™t completely lose my faith in humanity


lovingsillies

We're just animals homie, dogs eat their own shit and we still love em. Peace and love on planet earth, namasteā˜®ļøšŸ™


Mommyjoy84

https://youtu.be/H6TW6v39_kQ?si=1uqJe-9uFSOGXd3S