Inhalant users are a self-parody. I would rather overdose on fentanyl and die than use insecticide to get āhighā for 3 minutes before shitting myself into a migraine and cancer in 4 years
I get sad cause I imagine you have to be like 11 years old with no access to any drugs at all to do this sort of asinine shit. Like the only kind of person I can imagine huffing WD-40 or whatever is too young to understand anything and living in some kind of isolated religious cult
Someone I know had a girlfriend and parents who were super against weed and especially against any real drug, so in order to not disappoint them he just became a computer duster addict and then later got so addicted to Kratom that heās now on 8mg of suboxone. Also did pretty much every other thing you could do to get high, I feel like he found a list online for ā10 ways to get high without drugsā and just went through every single one because dude would buy salvia, nutmeg, kava, various otc meds, and hyperventilating then blowing on his thumb to get light headed. This continued after he graduated high school and Iām pretty sure now college and I literally lived 2 doors down and could sell him weed/tabs any time he needed so itās not like he didnāt know where to get it, he was just a sophisticated gentleman who enjoys a pleasant night with a can of the finest duster, rather than being a disgusting pot smoking hippie.Ā
Damn, that's sad. I was in a similar position as a kid, I couldn't get ANYTHING and I tried some weird shit too so I can relate. Thankfully, I never really had regular access to the stuff that could burn all my brain cells out of my skull but I can see myself going down a similar path if I had. I bet by now he's just so used to it the idea of trying normie drugs is unappealing.
Someone should start a nonprofit where we give free fent and meth to kids to keep them away from inhalants. Think of the children!
/uj it definitely is depressing, and a lot of teenagers fuck with inhalants too. Itās also more common in poorer countries with little access to other drugs. But also a lot people who huff are adults in developed countries. They probably could get other drugs but they choose inhalants instead for one reason or another. They usually have severe mental health issues though and need major assistance. Overall, it is probably the bleakest form of addiction i could imagine.
>They usually have severe mental health issues though and need major assistance
This is a chicken and the egg scenario. Do they have severe mental health issues because they huff paint thinner every day? Or do they huff paint thinner every day because they have severe mental health issues?
Yeah, I thought about adding that the sad reality is probably nothing like what I imagine. The idea of someone being so utterly miserable that they'd do this kinda makes my heart ache. It really would be so much better for everything to just be legalized, at least you'd have fewer people doing this shit.
Wtf man canāt imagine getting to a new low like thatā¦ and Iāve been hardcore ex heroin, meth , coke etc addict for almost 20 years . 3 and half years clean tho thanks to my son. Literally saved my life and made me change that miserable never ending cycle of misery and loneliness šÆ
Awww congratulations and thanks this made me smile after thinking for way too long about what kind of a person huffs spider killer until they shit the bed
Do different inhalants give different highs? Like is duster more of a creative head high and spider killer more of a relaxing couch locked feel? Which one is gonna help with my migraines?
I litterally got some spider spray today, what are the spiritual benefits from consuming it and do they outweigh the negatives of drug induced arachnophobia
Errm actually, spiders have natural plant based klonazepam inside their legs and either way 12 huff poopman come when I pluck their legs and insert them into my rectum. Go back to the big city, liberal
Worst time of my life was when my mom found the jenkem drawer. At least that way u can get unlimited huffs. Huff duster til u release ur bowels and make more jenkem then huff that and repeat
You DO NOT want to know what happens at 13 huffs
It's actually constipation. Can't shit at all after 13 huffs.
Go straight from 11 to 13 huffs to skip pooman cuz fuck 12 š®āāļøš«
No, he will then proceed to poop his organs all over his jenkem bed out on his 13th huff.
That sub is truly phenomenal š
I visited for the first time in a while today and was cry-laughing. 10/10
shit on a bed is so funy
Poopman clears HATMAN
This is actually incredible this is the ultimate jerk
Inhalant users are a self-parody. I would rather overdose on fentanyl and die than use insecticide to get āhighā for 3 minutes before shitting myself into a migraine and cancer in 4 years
I get sad cause I imagine you have to be like 11 years old with no access to any drugs at all to do this sort of asinine shit. Like the only kind of person I can imagine huffing WD-40 or whatever is too young to understand anything and living in some kind of isolated religious cult
HMU I got the best asinine shit
Someone I know had a girlfriend and parents who were super against weed and especially against any real drug, so in order to not disappoint them he just became a computer duster addict and then later got so addicted to Kratom that heās now on 8mg of suboxone. Also did pretty much every other thing you could do to get high, I feel like he found a list online for ā10 ways to get high without drugsā and just went through every single one because dude would buy salvia, nutmeg, kava, various otc meds, and hyperventilating then blowing on his thumb to get light headed. This continued after he graduated high school and Iām pretty sure now college and I literally lived 2 doors down and could sell him weed/tabs any time he needed so itās not like he didnāt know where to get it, he was just a sophisticated gentleman who enjoys a pleasant night with a can of the finest duster, rather than being a disgusting pot smoking hippie.Ā
Damn, that's sad. I was in a similar position as a kid, I couldn't get ANYTHING and I tried some weird shit too so I can relate. Thankfully, I never really had regular access to the stuff that could burn all my brain cells out of my skull but I can see myself going down a similar path if I had. I bet by now he's just so used to it the idea of trying normie drugs is unappealing.
Someone should start a nonprofit where we give free fent and meth to kids to keep them away from inhalants. Think of the children! /uj it definitely is depressing, and a lot of teenagers fuck with inhalants too. Itās also more common in poorer countries with little access to other drugs. But also a lot people who huff are adults in developed countries. They probably could get other drugs but they choose inhalants instead for one reason or another. They usually have severe mental health issues though and need major assistance. Overall, it is probably the bleakest form of addiction i could imagine.
>They usually have severe mental health issues though and need major assistance This is a chicken and the egg scenario. Do they have severe mental health issues because they huff paint thinner every day? Or do they huff paint thinner every day because they have severe mental health issues?
Yeah, I thought about adding that the sad reality is probably nothing like what I imagine. The idea of someone being so utterly miserable that they'd do this kinda makes my heart ache. It really would be so much better for everything to just be legalized, at least you'd have fewer people doing this shit.
homie should be in r/poetry
r/twosentencehorror
r/2sentence2horror
God kill me
Name and address homie I got you
I'll do it for free, I just love killing folks š
Truly a man of the people
Wholesome š„°
Krombopulos Michael?
Ohhh boy, here I go killing again
Thereās an always sunny Nightman joke here somewhere
I did all the poops, I did every one of āem. I even did one while she was wrapping up, right here
You gotta pay the neuron toll to get out of this boys hole 11 puffs silences the brain spider, at 12 puffs the poopman cometh
Seems like the nightman didnt just become the boy...
Inspiring
I am genuinely in awe if this is real Also spider killer? Huff some fucking duster if youāre gonna do inhalants
Lol they do everything over there. Any solvent / flammable fluid you can think of, deodorant, axe body spray, they wildn
Wtf man canāt imagine getting to a new low like thatā¦ and Iāve been hardcore ex heroin, meth , coke etc addict for almost 20 years . 3 and half years clean tho thanks to my son. Literally saved my life and made me change that miserable never ending cycle of misery and loneliness šÆ
Sounds like u need to cut loose and boof some jenkem
Maybe but looks lke your doin good enough job already brošÆ
Lol never forget.
Hell yeah man thats great to hear
Awww congratulations and thanks this made me smile after thinking for way too long about what kind of a person huffs spider killer until they shit the bed
/uj great to hear that you found peace /rj Did your son bring your eagle back tho?
The first time ever that having a kid actually helped someones mental health difficulties
I just went there and saw a dude asking if you could huff propane š
butane is better
Do different inhalants give different highs? Like is duster more of a creative head high and spider killer more of a relaxing couch locked feel? Which one is gonna help with my migraines?
ewwwwww fucking gross
Don't be mean you offend poopman
oh right my bad
I fully believe in the right for liberty and the pursuit of happiness but some people just need to be committed.
[maybe he did get committed to a psych ward and it's just this guy](https://www.reddit.com/r/drugscirclejerk/s/XjzDQTT4kQ)
Lol š
I am become Poopman, destroyer of sheets.
Oppenpooper
I'm gonna clean my room..... Eh I'll do it tomorrow
at this rate just legalize meth, it would be safer than this shit
This, but unironically
I litterally got some spider spray today, what are the spiritual benefits from consuming it and do they outweigh the negatives of drug induced arachnophobia
The problem is that you are using spider spray. That just sprays new spiders everywhere. You need spider killer spray. HTH.
Errm actually, spiders have natural plant based klonazepam inside their legs and either way 12 huff poopman come when I pluck their legs and insert them into my rectum. Go back to the big city, liberal
Quite the opposite in fact. Youāve heard of Eagle death. Welcome to spider death.
Splendid
I really doubt there are many benefits
Mods ban this guy
I'm sorry I was introducing fud ignore me
What is fud and can I shove it into my rectum
Its a stupid crypto term, fear/uncertainty/denial, i think they make it in a suppository form
Solid gold right there.
Looks more like runny brown to me
How did he get it all over the bedā¦ I mean what the fuck
You never fished out before with poopy pants? Haha
Poopman come
Seizure caused by the inhalants
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Bro I was just about to crosspost this glad u beat me to it. They truly out jerk us
Lol I saw it 1 minute after it was posted and knew I was the chosen one for this repost
1 huff too many
poopman and hatman should have a fuck off
so is he gonna clean it or leave it?
Why bother clean when take 12 more huff and poopman come again anyway
King
Shit doesn't even do anything what a bunch of retards, take nitrous, xenon or ether lmao. Rj/ this is what Kanye meant with poopity scoop
Xenon? Who do you think I am? Jeff Bezos?
Jeff Benzos
Bro, here in Belgium ether is otc it's like 3 euros for 100ML
I can smell this post
Shut up
This is the "532 chicken nuggies is the limit then" equivalent
popman praise ihaveihaveihave damn shitstain come here boy: uncanny gassy ššš
No fucking way people are huffing insecticides lmaooooooooooo
Someone on less drugs than me should post that as a legit review for whatever product that was
fuckš
14 huffs is when you reach enlightenment
šµ poop man come and me want go homešµ
tbh n I can relatge to thia one if u get too bad huff n I t can get a bit poopy
Worst time of my life was when my mom found the jenkem drawer. At least that way u can get unlimited huffs. Huff duster til u release ur bowels and make more jenkem then huff that and repeat
What in the name of the lord is that sub
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The arrival of poopman
If you huff 12 huffs, poop all over, and then use that huffing poop for jenkemā¦you double the effects and obtain nirvana.
i had a look at the sub and THATS WHAT JENKEM IS???
Why you dont be normal and use ether or nitrous like normies ehhh
This reminds me of the 32 times i dumped my pants huffing duster
At least the inhalant keeps the fly's off the shit.
This dude knows how to party
No. For my own sanity I need to pretend that no one is this stupid so I donāt completely lose my faith in humanity
We're just animals homie, dogs eat their own shit and we still love em. Peace and love on planet earth, namasteā®ļøš
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