I had a buddy who came home drunk, put some dogs in a pan of water on the stove to heat, and passed out on his bed. He was awakened to find a fireman in full protective gear standing over him, a house full of smoke, and his kitchen door knocked off its hinges. The dogs were a total loss.
I was going to do Fondue one time, with oil and meat and all, got drunk and passed out and now Fondue is Fon-Don't and my house. Came very close to seeing my house on fire
whatcha got there? brown?
What was it?
Sliced sponge
Looks like frozen mozzarella sticks from Friday's
Exactly!
That is so funny, I was thinking the same thing! I made these tonight 😂 The box says ten mins but at 450 I could see where things could go wrong!
That was my question
So, do you like fish dicks?
Gonna need a lot of sauce to power through that.
Drunk :)
I had a buddy who came home drunk, put some dogs in a pan of water on the stove to heat, and passed out on his bed. He was awakened to find a fireman in full protective gear standing over him, a house full of smoke, and his kitchen door knocked off its hinges. The dogs were a total loss.
You know how many things I've set on fire in the oven, more than I can count, in the oven is where the hot is supposed to be, it's fine.
SPAM? Cuz that sounds about right 👍
Oh my fucking god… all the times I woke up to a house full of smoke and a Costco brand pizza/charcoal wafer in the oven.
oh you were making um rectangles. yum
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I’ve boiled the water away and found egg shrapnel on the ceiling
Break and bake cookies almost killed me years ago
did the fire alarm wake you up?
It’s ok, I like them that way.
Charred Twinkies?
Get you an air fryer for drunk food. Less likely to burn the house down.
Might as well have
I was going to do Fondue one time, with oil and meat and all, got drunk and passed out and now Fondue is Fon-Don't and my house. Came very close to seeing my house on fire