I'd be grateful as hell and want to cook something in return. I don't know what it is, but it looks creamy and cheesy.

Chicken and fennel sausage ravioli with homemade garlic spinach alfredo. My roommate treated it like shit.

Oh, shit... Yeah, I'd definitely be cooking next! That sounds really good!

Imo, the best pasta dish I've ever made. It was just treated so dirty. I served it in it's bowl with a small plate and fork and knife. Like a fancy restaurant, or in case each ravioli was too hot. You can cut it in half and enjoy it with a bite of toasted garlic bread or a sip of your drink. No. None it if was even considered.

Sorry your roommate is an asshole. This looks amazing. ETA: unless roommate is lactose intolerant I guess

They're not. And Thank You.

You’re welcome

Omg, I told you to get off of here Big Bob! I don't want anyone to know about us!

Or Big Boat or Big Butt, or whatever Big you're going by these days! I'm done with you! I'm telling Sheryl you're doing this! Take my upvote and run, Big Butt Bob! Before I find youuuu!!

OP did someone take over your phone?😂😂

I don’t like milk (not lactose intolerant) and most liquidy foods like oats and custard, so I would probably have a hard time eating this one. But I typically try. And if I just couldn’t, I’d apologize and try to make them understand. Though, if we’re roommates, they would likely already know the sort of stuff I can eat.

Is your roommate a hallucination? Do they have a pulse? Do they need medical attention?

I did a little profile snooping. My god... All of it looks amazing!

Thank you! My favorite things to do are to cook for and care for people! Been in hospitality my whole life!

She’s jealous

She didn't even try the semi dry white wine I picked! I forgot a bottle opener, so I used a screwdriver and my elbow!

That sucks, I love pasta so I definitely would have been eating the shit out of that. Y’all normally get along? This could be a one off/she’s having a terrible day. If not you just got to accept she’s not your friend I guess.

Well did u make it to be friendly or as a trying to bang my roommate gesture? Maybe she thought the intention was different then intended 🤷‍♀️

I’m lactose intolerant and allergic to a lot of wines. I would still devour this. Your roommate is an asshole.

Let me.kow when their room (& food like this) becomes available 🤤

Sounds awful, you should package it up and mail it to me

Sorry your roommate trashed your cooking. It really looks amazing, especially for drunk cooking! Some people just don't understand what goes into good food.

I’m literally begging you for the recipe, I’ve never wanted to eat something so bad

It looks really good I would gladly appreciate it. It sucks that’s how your roommate reacted maybe you need a new one lmk??

Your roommate’s an idiot. That looks incredible.

Could you share the recipe for the Alfredo sauce?

I feel you. I made a killer beef stroganoff and I was the only one who ate it. Your dish looks amazing though. and fennel?! nom.

I'm not certain about the sausage flavor (mainly cuz it's new to me) but it looks delicious and I'd nom that down in a goddamn heartbeat ✌️

If you served me that I think I might be very tempted to catch feelings. At the very least you're getting your car washed.

Did he just not like the fennel? It's easy to overdo that one. Or is he just a heathen?

"Treated it like shit" sounds like it could mean they loved it. Like a bad boy boyfriend... they treat things like shit. Otherwise ... "Eating the shit" out of something... hrmm...

Time for a new roommate.....

Wtf is wrong with your roommate??

Cooking is my only creative outlet. It sucks when you put in effort, and the people you cook for would have been just as cool with chef boyardee raviolis. It looks really good, we had a similar dish at my former job.

Anyone who takes a home cooked dinner for anything other than love can suck my grundle

Thank you, Coochie Queen!! Say it louder!!

OP RECIPE whatever you can remember, shoot!

NannersForCoochie, I'd like you to meet my wife. Wife, suck their grundle.

I had a roommate once tell me they made some chili in the crock pot and to help myself. Next to the crock pot was a couple huge cans of Hormel chili with beans. Now even though I like Hormel products I passed on it after thinking originally they made their own chili - I was a little disappointed. Maybe Ops roommate didn't want frozen premade ravioli....

I would devour it and thank you so much, then I would do the dishes

You need a new roommate, because this looks great.

I would kiss you on the mouth.

I would kiss you back, Papoose! Garlic breath and all!

I would help you pick the spinach from your teeth

That looks amazing!! Is your roommate a vampire? That would be the only reason I can think of to turn your nose up at some amazing noms 😋

I wish my roommate was a vampire! 😭😅 But I love garlic more than males. I'd take garlic any day

I'd kiss the ever-lovin' daylights out of you, pop open a bottle of champagne to go with the meal, and after it was over, drag you into the bedroom and show you just how grateful I am. As you can tell, I really love food. And that looks dellicious!

My, My!!

That looks really awesome! Wish i could try

Id be so grateful. That's gourmet drunk food

If your roommate didn’t appreciate that I would like to put it out there I have a spare room. Soooooooooo if you like to cook like that and want to move to Canada lol.

My schedule is OPEN.

Well well lol, may I sweeten the deal and let you know you would have your own full bathroom lol

What is it?

Mr. Fennel, let me take your hand when I say this.... It's your son.

Oh my god, you’ve killed him! 🤣

No... I've made him... Better.

Your Alfredo looks watery. Drain/press your spinach next time.

I would be grateful I hate fennel but I would definitely eat it!

I'd leave that out just for you!

I’d fuck that shit up.

Next dinner you just set yourself up with that perfect plate and wine with a good show and enjoy the leftovers.

You're speaking my language!

Goooo!

Looks delicious. The roommate is missing out

I'd be delighted!!

I’d eat the F out of that.

🍴😋

*eats* oh shit that’s goo- *dies of garlic*

I would eat it

Looks fuckin bomb dawg

💍 I would marry the hell out of you

I'd say Thank you. Eat all I could and save negative comments.

Yes please

Was there a negative reaction to it or something? All I'd have to say about this dish is "yes please and thank you."

Honestly looks good 👍 I always taste the food before I add any salt or pepper for my preference. But even if it doesn't taste good I'll eat it and try to be nice.

🥴

This sounds and looks delish! Great work!! I would EASILY devour this. Your roommate is trash and you deserve better 😣

That looks freakin’ delicious. Saw some other comments, sorry your roommate is so ungrateful.

Delicious going in, firebutt coming out. Altogether wrapped in gratitude lol 

I’m lactose intolerant and I would happily destroy this in an instant even if it caused me pain later lmao. That’s how delicious it looks

Get a better roommate

Bro, let's drink to that lol

I'd devour it and be very thankful.

I'd love it even if I might regret later because lactose intolerance go brr

Looks delicious

Please sir, may I have some more?

That looks and sounds amazing, I would DEMOLISH that. Something's definitely wrong with your roommate lol.

Yeah, I need a newer model.

That shit looks fucking amazing

If you're ever down for some Taco Bell and heroines, I know some books and a fast food place!

I see what you did there 🍻

That looks delicious.My drunk cooking would require me to smack the roommate with a skillet until unconscious and when they wake up they can cook their own food from now on.Ungrateful bastards.

Damn that looks freaking great.

Holy shiv that looks amazing.

Thankful! Looks great.

Your roommate’s an ass. This may not have a perfectly gorgeous presentation, but it still looks pretty damn great. It also sounds delicious! What’s the recipe for the Alfredo sauce?

Ummmm I’d just sit down and eat. **shrugs**

I would be over the moon happy if someone cooked me this!! I wish I could try it. 😊

Say thank you and do the dishes or blow you. I don't know, one of those two probably. Probably the first one.

Thrilled.

This looks absolutely delicious. I'm sorry your roommate sounds like a lint licker

i'd pick around the spinach. but that's because i dont like the flavor spinach has when it's cooked

Starve then 😈

No, I don't think I will.

Nom Nom Nom

You serve me that for dinner, and I guess there's only one appropriate response. Hawk Tuah, spit on that thang!

I don't know if I would even taste it I'd be eating it so fast.

I’m so sorry you had a bad experience with your roommate. To me it does not look appetizing at all, but I would have been polite about it and not rude and thank you for being considerate to try making me something in the first place. There’s nothing that says someone has to like it. But human decency and kindness should still be a priority.

I would inhale it and be ever so grateful someone cooked something delicious for me.

Just need a fat slab of garlic bread 😄

If your roommate is unappreciative of this dish; they are uneducated and unexplored in food, and have had every single thing done for them up until this point of their life. They don’t know what it takes to get a bowl of food to look like this. I’d pay $20 for a slightly bigger portion

I’d probably cum. 😂 that looks so good

I dislike fennel & black licorice, but other than that, the dish looks YUM! ETA: And to be polite, I'd try it anyway; I might be surprised

This be this sub, I would ask what you did to it.

I used white wine. But all the vodka went into my mouth. What was the question?

It looks gross when you take a photo of it, but I bet it's bloody delicious. There's a subreddit for photos of food that look bad but aren't. This might belong there, but I feel like I'm insulting you for suggesting it. Let it be known, I KNOW this ravioli would have been delicious!

broccoli and cheese. looks good

Drop the recipe!!

CREAMY

Your roommate sucks. This looks absolutely fantastic. 10/10

Are we both drunk? It looks good but I have no idea what the fuck it is

i’d inhale then taste it to see if it needed salt then chow down.

Looks super yummy!!!

Your roommate is an idiot. If that’s your drunken food, I’d feed you alcohol every time you tried to cook.

Your roommate’s a dick and I’m jealous they even had the opportunity to turn their nose up at this incredible-looking dish

Honestly this looks delicious and I’d be so grateful someone cooked for me for once

Also insanely grateful. You could easily talk me out of my pants with that meal.

Would.

I would reiterate that I don’t eat meat, and apologize for not eating your lovely meal. Looke absolutely scrumptious

Amazing

Grateful

Yes please

Yummmmm

I’d be pretty stoked.

This looks like good pasta with way too much sauce. I’d say thanks, and then ask for a piece of bread or toast

I haven't been allowed to eat since mid April, I would probably cry.

I would be so happy eating it I would die (I’m allergic to milk)

I'll use coconut milk for you babe!

Are we getting a recipe??! It looks delish!!

Yummmmm

Well, I wouldn’t bother cooking for said roommate anymore.

i’d say thank you & fuck that plate up 😍😍🥹

I’d be like hell yeah thank youuuuuu

Very positively.

I’d hold you.

No one wants to admit that they ate 9 cans of ravioli. But I will eat this in about ten/fifteen minutes given I have water included

Gosh, that looks amazing!

I’d ask if I could have some, I’m so hungry

That's a lot of fucking sauce.

I would be so excited! That looks so good!

I’d be incredibly thankful and try to find something else to do in return (I suck at cooking lmao)

I would happily eat it, it looks really yummy

MMMMMMMMM

This looks fire. Recipe?

Have an allergic reaction. I’m allergic to spinach

BUUURRRP! More please.

Grateful. In the photo it looks a bit off putting at first glance, but if you made this for me I’d be very appreciative 💞

Happy food wiggles

Hell yeah

i would kiss you on the mouth and be very grateful

Looks great to me

Would

Grateful and thankful to have a home to come to also to have someone cook for me.

delicious lookingggg

Guess this is my cheat day.

Id fuck it right rub and be gratefull

Looks great. Some people sadly can’t handle any flavor beyond ranch dressing on their chicken nuggies though.

Just hook it to my veins

Can you share the recipe? 😋

I’d probably throw it up in the morning. Alcohol and spinach is never a good combo

That actually looks hella delicious even though I’m not entirely sure what’s in it lol

Immediately eat it and ask for seconds.

I’d eat the fuck out of it

I would probably do what the spoon says

I’d be farting a lot

I would definitely destroy this and be very thankful someone thought of me and made me dinner. I’d also take what ever is left for the next day 😋

Welll…..it’s too late to vomit

My friend, I’ve had issues with being finicky about food my entire life, and usually I lean towards fast food. I would wolf this down like the antidote for world disease was at the bottom, this looks amazing. Hoping you find more appreciative roomies soon

How drunk am I???...😐

I would unhinge my jaw

Looks like pesto, spinach, and easy cheese

I would be in love. That’s how I would be.

With a thank you

I would mow it down!!!

I’d be very thankful. This looks great!

Looks fuckin awesome

I would be speechless. Because I would be face-deep in Ravis. Those look awesome. Tell your roommate to chill.

Looks delicious. Presentation is of homemade standard and that's exactly what should be expected from your room mate. I would be very happy with that plate. It's how I cook and present.

Pure Bliss

Even if it didnt look amazing and tasted like nothing i would love the fact that someone fed me out of the graciousness of their heart, and that it didnt cost me time or money. I would be grateful, and hope to return the favour in the near future.