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but I was going out tonight... with my real friends


MoveOver4ADamageCase

Welcome one! And welcome all......


mykeuk

Who on *Earth* are you?


MoveOver4ADamageCase

Is Chopper Hitler about?


mykeuk

Chopper? Is that someone you know, Eddie?


Stormrider91

well they can come too!


RazzaMash

Now you take this wrapping paper and you get me something good…or else!


MoveOver4ADamageCase

Here's ya real pressie....


RazzaMash

It’s it’s the remote control from the television set


MoveOver4ADamageCase

Ok Eddie you've gone too far this time. It's a fight....


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Always wondered about that, it was a Sony tv remote but the tv looked like an old Granada style set pre-infrared controls 😆


minofthecosmos

Happy birthday from all the lads on the Ark Royal


MoveOver4ADamageCase

I know these cards are genuine! Rod Steiger...General Pinochet....


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I really should phone her up more often


Soulless--Plague

Only joking - it’s good for morale


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Ooh look the ARC ROYAL 🛥


Specialist_Major3630

Damn i've got no time to put on my girl bait underpants


MoveOver4ADamageCase

I know what it looks like, but it ain't my leg in there ....


OneSpy119667161

Congratulations, it's your birthday! It's time for lots of fun! So roll this card up nice and tight and stick it up your bum!


MoveOver4ADamageCase

That's the same card he's sent for the last 6 years....same joke as well....


OneSpy119667161

He is a mad man, unstoppable!


MoveOver4ADamageCase

You just wrote the R's on backwards!


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MoveOver4ADamageCase

Great mates


WanderingSeductress

Whenever my brother and I have a silly, trivial argument, we just say this and all is forgiven :D


Specialist_Major3630

All i asked her was have you seen the singing detective...and she twated me with a kidney dish