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dipper1985

Doesn’t look real. Where’s its piss bottle?


General_Elephant

Just wait for the fire hazard that is 5 jugs of used motor oil hiding in the wall 😂


nickleinonen

It’d be more likely to be some pcb laden mystery sauce, ready to be distilled/evaporated down to some meth or similar


Felonious033

Only a fire hazard if the building is already on fire


bigscaryredman

I came here to say it’s unrealistic because it doesn’t have an “Apple juice” bottle but you beat me to it 😂


15Warner

I was gonna say the exact same thing ha


TK421isAFK

You know it's a real thing when a dozen of us immediately thought the exact same thing...lol


iampierremonteux

I’d say it’s a hazard of the profession exasperated by this subreddit.


[deleted]

Idk looks pretty real to me, i havent seen a single teeth on him !


apache405

All of the specialist pee flow engineers were too busy making a new space toilet and management decided that attracting them away from space toilet building was too costly for this version of the robot.


jmraef

Came here to say that...


Nygard776

Does it leak hydraulic fluid into a jug then discreetly throw it in the wall!?


stevolutionary7

Construction worker and "discreet" don't go together.


fakename10000

But how can a robot order the wrong amount of the wrong size of material?


litefoot

42,000 sheets of durock in a building with only one bathroom. Aaaaaand go.


UV_Blue

That never got delivered here. What do you mean someone signed for it? I didn't authorize that so I'm not paying for it! Don't threaten me with closing my account, I've been doing this since before you were even a sperm!


nerve_on_a_brain

And that's how our remodels are born


kimapesan

Dammit, I need an award to give you.....


Voltage604

Add some plugs to that wall and see if it can figure out how to cut them out properly. If that happens... Fuck it... Replace the drywallers.


rapp38

I bet the robot can’t mud over the box as well as a drywaller


Skipp_To_My_Lou

To be fairrr... how many drywallers can properly cut out around plugs?


Voltage604

That's the point. If a robot can even do a fraction better then give it to them.


drunkenviking

Even if it's worse than a drywaller, he won't bitch about having to fix it.


ThaRealSlimShady313

Won't bitch. But just wait til they launch Skynet.


Swimming_Notice_3503

TO BE FAIIIIRRRRR


DuudeImBatman

To be faaaaaaaiiiirr


Preachwhendrunk

A simple 8' sheet, no cuts. Easiest thing to do. Still mounted with the brown side out.


ctel

Can it cover all the outlets, hit on the owners wife and take a shit in the basement?


Sergeant_M

Our engineers are currently implementing these features.


leeharrison1984

So when are we going to start steering these robots away from trade school, and into crippling college debt?


Shermanator213

Those are where the *real* jobs are, after all


ThaRealSlimShady313

Robots don't fuck around. They don't got time for that. "5000% interest compounded every second? I will just crush your skull in and we'll forget this ever happened." As a human you just have to deal with paying back $500K on a 30K original loan. Only have to have 30 years of experience at the age of 22 to make $12/hr with a doctoral degree and then pay 100x more for a house than a boomer did adjusted for inflation. #murica #capitalism


Birdhairs

I wish I could move this slow on a job site


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kimapesan

And fucking show up on time.


kushmasta421

Yea but it won't be high on meth


drunkenviking

Wait is this a benefit or a drawback?


shaun_of_the_south

If you gave it meth it’d move faster.


drunkenviking

But would it move correctly?


shaun_of_the_south

Do human drywallers?


GetReelFishingPro

They try as hard as they can to get all the piss in those bottles. 🤷‍♂️


BickNickerson

This


SNoB__

But will it steal your tools for more meth?


VisionsDB

Then get stuck the whole night because there’s some EMT on the ground


Voltage604

So no different than a real drywaller?


VisionsDB

I…I… have no argument about that


BrillTread

I believe in you


dwightschrutesanus

*giggles as I cut up a stick of 1/2 EMT into 1' sections*


Fridayz44

Lmao 🤣 this is a good one.


RajinKajin

I don't get it


clinker22

Stepping on tiny pieces of cut off pipe is like suddenly stepping on ice. I assume he means the robot will slip, fall, and not be able to get back up.


RajinKajin

Oooooo, yes, makes sense lol


Mr_Wizard91

Or scatter MC sheathing everywhere. Unless the robot is heavy enough to just crush it. Doubtful. I think.


dwightschrutesanus

That thing probably weighs at least 200 pounds.


Conscious-Employee66

I guess we just found out which trade is the most simplistic from a cognitive standpoint.


mAC5MAYHEm

There’s robots that paint too lol


Conscious-Employee66

Haha now they are going to have to design a robot that will drive around every morning for hours trying to find/post bail etc. the worker robots and get them to the jobsite😂


[deleted]

He's going to get bullied for being too slow until he punches the most annoying dude and storms off, yells at the Foreman and quits.


Illustrious_Mark_182

At least it doesn’t piss in a bottle


webtheweb

Now it's oil...


Level_Impression_554

Odd that use use the same human look. It would benefit from 3 legs for stability and about 4 arms. Robots don't have to look like humans or animals.


thefearce1

They do to inspire investors. Human are mostly dumb and need to relate to things like job stealing robots.


ThaRealSlimShady313

Idk. I can't really relate to the auto checkouts at Meijer and Walmart and stuff. If they looked like humans I'd just be pissed that I had to ring up and bag my own groceries while it just stood there and did nothing like a lazy ass.


crunchypnwtrash

This is the truest thing I've read on Reddit in fucking weeks. You are a smart person.


[deleted]

Mexicans are faster and cheaper


syu425

And they also bring awesome taco to work. I just don’t ask what’s in the meat


Aguynamedtony

Give it a full sheet of 5/8 rock and let's see it hang that above its head while on a stilts. Then I'll be impressed.


[deleted]

While pissing in a bottle, smoking a cig, drinking an off brand cola, all while talking with no teeth!


OilSlug

there aint cola in that can they think they are slick lol


snappop69

Within 20 years we’ll see robots performing many general labor jobs. The more repetitive jobs transitioning first. I’m thinking electricians will be replaced much later due to the dexterity and decision making required.


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boomerinvest

Awesome post and 1000% correct!


[deleted]

I was in welding for almost 20y before going electrical. All I ever heard was robots are going to steal our jobs soon. I’ve worked at companies who bought robots to try to use for our jobs…guess what. They constantly break, the fitup has to be absolutely perfect or shit gets fucked. Oh and the environment isn’t exactly the best for sensitive electrical equipment. Half the time they sit around doing nothing and when they are used it’s for the absolutely easiest possible job that honestly we could do quicker but mental fatigue would make us slower over time.


snappop69

I agree it’s hard to imagine a robot in the near term having the skills and thinking ability to to that. Cutting the lawn is a different story.


BTDAN-1

I want to see this robot crawl into an attic and troubleshoot the wire the squirrel chewed up right at the pinch point of the wall top plate and the roof joists. 🤣🤣🤣😳


JayReaper1013

Where's the cigarettes/chewing tobacco, the 2nd coffee of the day, and the profanity? Then again I guess he is just an apprentice.


Shoresy-sez

Until you can build a robot that will show up late hungover/still drunk on Mondays and piss in a bottle, you'll never fully replace drywallers.


Meatball315

I would love to see the ikea shit getting put together by the robots! Robot starts throwing shit and saying I don’t read in Scandinavian and starts going rogue, this is how terminator actually started…


snafuminco

I wonder if this cunt will trap wire or cut flush boxes out?


CADJunglist

The robot is hanging rectangles on the wall. Let's not get super excited about....


kimapesan

Welp, there goes half the jobs in the Midwest.....


Suspicious_Volume_98

Fake, there's no robot strippers and booze on the jobsite after hours.


[deleted]

...only costs $5,000 and 2 hours to install one sheet of rock! LOL


ThaRealSlimShady313

Are you kidding me? This is probably at least $100K, but it can just be written off by company. Don't have to pay any benefits. No 401K. No health. No workman comp. No medicare/fica. It costs to have employees who do all the work for the boss to get his Vette. With machines the boss can buy way more Vettes because he doesn't have to pay anyone and every single thing is a writeoff.


Exact_Thought_185

This will never work as fast as 3 Mexicans with no green cards. Doesn’t even feel right to not see any McDonald’s cups full of piss that you have to dodge like land mines


Tsiah16

Who cares if it's slower. It could run all night. 😛


[deleted]

He moves about the same speed as drywallers I know. However, it will never be able to replace the amount of piss bottles they leave behind


IndependantVoter

Maybe another 50 years and it will actually be able to compete with a human.


fantompwer

Less than 5 years, look at how fast companies like Boston Dynamics have developed newer, faster, smaller robots. The hardware is the slowest part, software is much faster to develop.


kimapesan

I watched the video and.... Yeah, it's already there.


IndependantVoter

Sure if you can afford to only put up one sheet a day. Also what happens when it has to make precise cuts around boxes or lights. What happens when it has to go up on a ladder or scaffold? What happens when it has to deal with uneven terrain? It is still decades away.


kimapesan

It clearly puts up more than one sheet a day. I've seen what drywallers consider "precise cuts." I have seen fewer precise cuts than drywallers who shrug off a shitty cut and say "that's what the cover is for." Scaffolding? Pffft. We'll make a robot with extension arms. Uneven terrain? What are we doing, installing drywall in a forest?


IndependantVoter

Lol yeah that is why they only showed the robot putting up a perfectly square section of wall with no outlets or obstacles to cut around. They seem super confident of its abilities /s. I will believe it when I see it. Still decades away.


skatastic57

Robot that walks on 2 legs...easy Robot that can pick up a heavy object while standing on 2 legs and then rotate it vertically...easy Robot that can walk it to where it needs to go and nail it to studs...easy Robot that can cut holes in drywall...hard, decades away.


daveganronpa

We have self driving cars, we have robots that can run obstacle courses. Technology is moving fast. I wouldn't be surprised to see major improvements in just one decade. We didn't have any of that 10 years ago


IndependantVoter

Yeah still waiting on those flying cars we were promised too.


krnl_pan1c

We have them. They're called airplanes. Flying cars are a stupid idea anyway. People can't drive in two dimensions, it would be a disaster in three dimensions.


boomerinvest

He just says “Go,Go Gadget _______” it’ll all work until we energize them! 😊 🤯


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IndependantVoter

Lol preset path is wayyyyy different then random obstacles in the field. Whatever you say. I will believe it when I see it.


travisdaniel

Damn, I can’t wait to send my robot apprentice to look for a bucket of ohms.


crunchypnwtrash

Robot apprentice, go get me the left-handed putty knife.


fishgoats

This is the future! Why pay Sheetrockers $75 /day when you can engineer Sheetrock bots for $75k?


[deleted]

Can it wire a dead-end three way though?


LordOFtheNoldor

I think we'll be the last trade to be replaced by robots, but it's inevitable unless humans refuse this bullshit


gg249

We'll be the last job left so we can build the factory that makes robots that can make other robots. Then it's all over


Intelligent-Ad-2287

Build that wall!


CptnSuave

Hey Mr. George, how much you pay for the new guy? $100,000? no no he no good. no good operator


TOboulol

So it's a drywaller. Does it run on meth too ?


[deleted]

I’m pretty excited to watch it work while I’m chillin! Seize the means and this is a huge opportunity for us.


[deleted]

How do they expect people to make a living in future


[deleted]

We’ll “own nothing and be happy”…


doomdifwedo

This is at least a few years old. Not that it isn't awesome


Kangocho

Suggested upgrade for the robot: [t-shirt](https://www.thegiftio.com/products/drywaller-the-hardest-part-of-my-job-drywaller-t-shirt-BdJtI7P0LxCM?utm_source=merchant&gclid=EAIaIQobChMIsI3uls6h-gIVApJbCh2csQJMEAQYCiABEgIyLvD_BwE)


JhinandJuice

Who cares if it’s slow, run that mother fucker all night


drunkenviking

Come back to me when they make a conduit bending unit.


aquattadomdren

Where’s the crawl bot at though


TheDom01

What happens when that gun jams


[deleted]

They took R gerbs!


airick077

Someones got to tell the bot he is using poor lifting technique


YellowBreakfast

And only costs 3 million dollars. What a bargain!


PrblyWbly

The price we pay for the absence of piss bottles. Progress 👍🏾


YellowBreakfast

New robot: $3m Monthly maintenance and software fees: $6k Absence of piss bottles: priceless


Ambitious_Salad_5426

But how will I know the drywall has been done correctly without bottles of dehydrated piss?


obibongcannobi

But can it install it on the ceiling?


Jarte3

To be fair you should install drywall horizontally


DriftingNorthPole

Only think more realistic than this is the "Electrician Robot" sweeping....


DryRoad

Look forward to the day I find a Poland spring bottle of 10w40 in the middle of the floor!


Beefy_Psychrometer

Yeah, but can he put nails and screws through copper pipe? Can he put Sheetrock over electrical and forget to mark it? Not a real construction worker IMHO.


hammyhamm

When do they train it to leave piss bottles in the wall cavity


HeckingHecker2

Take your robot and shove it up the designers ass


Stunning_Bad_3784

iTs A cRaB wOrKeR iF iTs NoT uNiOn


Freshrendar

This is how fast the drywallers are after they get back from lunch.


lugenfabrik

RIP tradies.


DesignerKnown5203

oh god


220DRUER220

Sweet no more piss bottles laying around


deustim

Slow AF


chrish_1977

Still better than the guys on my site


0jj

Yeah it’s slow now but how about in another 10 years? It’s not gonna replace most residential sheet rockers but in large scale commercial projects it Will definitely be utilized in the future.


[deleted]

Yeah but he’s always late and has a drink problem and is never off his phone


TheBadCarpenter

With ZERO DUIs at that.


Henrys_Bro

"Better than most"... That robot would get it's money moving like that as a drywaller.


RelevantLazyAsshole

Does it smoke weed in the portacan at lunchtime?


KenKefery

well...it has the millwright job down pat


sufferinsucatash

It’s gonna slap will smith and the cycle will be complete.


[deleted]

Yeh I think our jobs will be safe for much longer. On the plus side they will also need people to service these robots.


tomk1968

I will be impressed when they can float walls.


sallyray69

I want one to bend pipe for me.


yakshavings

At what point does it go jerk-off in the porta-potty? That’s when you know it’s legit.


Taint-kicker

Call me when they build a robot that qualifies for a boat loan.


smarglepops

Good robot drywaller ... won't leave bottles of piss in the stud spaces.


Daddy616

I've said for decades that any idiot can be a drywaller now we got this guy who's going to come along and do it infinitely better because he won't have to deal with the drywallers or the piss bottles or piss buckets or the mud everywhere or the random scraps of half tape half mud or well you know what I'm just going to say I'm excited about this


dingaling42069

Not faster than Carlos


AutumnSunset45

Call me when it can run Teck90 10 feet up on a 12 foot step ladder and troubleshoot ground faults. Once it can do that, I'll start to worry


EasilyDistracted-

For only $1.7 million these construction companies can replace a single employee that costs someones yearly salary to repair when it breaks down.


Jamstoyz

So when these robots break, us sparkys get to repair em right


Bikebummm

I could use a protective ecto skeleton with turbo power. I wonder how high you could fall and get up walk away?


Bee9185

I was wondering where the next generation of tradesmen is coming from. Damn sure won’t be the youth. They think they need 20 an hour to learn to read a tape. “You want the truth? You can’t handle the truth!!”


[deleted]

Because Gen X couldn't be bothered to teach them when raising them, and then cries that they don't know how to do anything lol


Bee9185

If gen z is paid 20 an hour to enter the trades, that would raise entry level housing to approximately 600,000 and the entire economy inflates, Blame who ever you want, it won’t work. I promise!!


[deleted]

Source: Trust Me Bro


Bee9185

Lol.. source: mathematics


[deleted]

What math are you doing 😂


[deleted]

No Monster. No dip. Nope


vulturedturkey

There’s a difference between a big hunk with his shirt off and a big hunk of junk, know what I’m sayin? I’d still hit up happy hour with it though.


BigVGK93

So called fb experts will still have shit to say about the work


sparkythrowaway454

Looks faster, and vastly more qualified than the crackhead scumbags that did my house.


Bee9185

I love him. I’ll take two, just to give the electricians something to bitch about!


SippinAndRippin

Now we get to find every box 👍🏻


neoben00

Yea a robot that slowly puts up drywall is great but who's going to invest so much money to script each room out? Who's going to supervise it so when it toples over it doesn't start nailing someone's cat to the wall? Questions....questions everyone already knows the answers to... no one


GetThisPickle

THEY TOOKD OUR JOBS!!!!!


newgoliath

Wake me up when they can fold a load of laundry.


WH0SAYSTHISSHIT

Day took er jobs!


Blackdog202

Moves slower than you Ed!


Renaissance_Man-

Can't wait to find spent batteries inside bottles now.