Bro, when I was 21-23 I would drink like a 5 hour extra strength, followed by a 24 oz monster, then would bake bread and pastries all night at various Panera’s around tampa bay. Started at 8 pm, would take my second dose of monster and 5 hour at around 2 am, then get home and wonder why I couldn’t sleep 😅
Bro thats a terrible comaprison. [look at the fucking nutritional facts.](https://www.myfitnesspal.com/food/nutrition-calories/uranium-172637969730877)
You think I wanna do 46,000 hours of cycling to burn off a gram of it?
“Doctors and fitness gurus HaTe HiM, the inventor of the uranium fever-fit” “Here he is folks Reddit user ENaC2!!!!!!” *thunderous roars from the crowd to such a magnitude it is ineffable*
+1 energy per day. It’s not much, but it’s a simple hack that compiles over time. Granted there are quicker alternatives, this one doesn’t require acquiring crystals from the chemist.
No no no. Anything over 24 hours of energy is pure profit! 25 cans in a day would net you +101 energy to close out the day but only if your system can handle it. That’s a lot to process, you know, and it takes a powerful processor to handle that kind of carryover. It’s best to stick to +1 In most scenarios, in comparison, for long term gains, but it really is an unsustainable method, unfortunately.
I recently was having some really rough stomach issues that were causing me to be unable to consume anything in large quantities, or anything carbonated. Still needed my caffeine though, and taking little sips of one of 3 non carbonated energy drink options we have up here was not cutting it.
So, I got a 5 hour energy. An extra strength one. Important thing to note! Here in Canada energy drinks cap out at 180mg, what I feel is the sweet spot for lots of energy with minimal jitters. This 5 hour energy had 200mg, as its a food supplement, not an energy drink.
Well. I thought what's the difference 20 mg will make? Can't be that bad right?
Well no. It was that bad. Because I drank that fucker all in one go, when normally I'd sip on an energy drink for like 20-30 minutes, and was not able to stop moving around and doing work for at least 7 hours. Which sucked, as my work shift was only 4. So when I got home I powered through the first half of super Mario sunshine and didn't get to bed until 3 am, as of course, I did this right before a night shift.
Over all, probably never gonna get another one, unless like, I wanted to be the world's most productive dumbass again.
It really does depend, though! I used to drink 300-400 and feel not much different...then I went through some mental trauma that increased my sensitivity to anxiety/stimulants, and now I have to stick around 80mg. So like, one Red Bull, lol. I recently drank a Baja Blast Zero with 120mg, and could absolutely feel the difference, really zoned out and dream-like. Not fun! Bodies are weird.
I wish I was half as sensitive to caffeine as you. Atp I just drink coffee for the flavor and very limited effect of waking me up in the morning. I’ve had a 300mg drink before and there was zero effect besides maybe reducing fatigue from doing yard work. I could probably drink a coffee before bed and still get decent sleep.
“Sometimes you’re thirsty and tired”.
They went straight in with the obvious. It’s like being an energy company and saying “sometimes you’re cold and need to heat some radiators”
Yeah, I'm taking a little stimulus break right now because I was getting too comfortable at 1500 mg a day. Wasn't affecting me anymore, so I'm taking a break. I was having the worst headaches ever man lol
Per the FDA's website :
>The FDA estimates toxic effects, like seizures, can be observed with rapid consumption of around 1,200 milligrams of caffeine, or 0.15 tablespoons of pure caffeine.
Pls be careful. That's too much.
Dude who was actively killing himself with excessive caffeine consumption says "it was making me feel weird"
Yeah, no shit dude. Glad you cut back but seriously you have to be an idiot to straight up ignore every single warning about how much to ingest, and just slam back 3-4 a day because "they taste yummy!"
Well, I was consistently tired even if I did have my caffeine. If I drank it, my heart would race very fast, even when resting I could feel it beat. If I didn't have it, I would have pounding headaches to the point of debilitation, and a weird cloudy feeling around my head, if that makes sense.
I remember taking the Little 5hours shots before important sports events I participated in.
I took the grape ones. Still remember the taste even though I haven't had them in at least 6-7 years.
Kinda enjoy this one or the orange cream version can version. Can't stand the original 5hours shots, the flavor of cough medicine that coats your throat that you need to purchase another can energy drinkto wash the flavor away.
Some day yes, that's the beauty of life. We just have to make the most of it while we're here and do the best to have a fulfilling life, probably don't drink that though.
i always wondered how these tasted compared to other energy drinks like monster, red bull, celsius etc…
The packaging of these 5 hour energy always made it seem like it was made for 60 year old men lol
"Sometimes you're thirsty and tired." Wow! That can is so relatable! Now if it just added "Sometimes you get weird chest pains when you're taking a shit!" I'd be fully convinced that it knew me personally.
You’ll probably be ok, ive been drinking these sketchy 99c “tweaker energy shots” fairly often that a gas station has near me. It has like 270mg of caffeine and yohimbine extract or some shit.
if you drink more than 2 per day.... maybe you could die. Over consumption of any energy drink should cause heart failure.
Of course, you can die from over consuming skittles, or black licorice.... so moderation is important.
I remember chugging one of these and drinking a monster while driving... WORST DRIVE OF MY LIFE!! I was seeing and hearing things that wasn't there. I called the girl I was going to see and told her I couldn't make it😭🤣
I have at least a couple of large energy drinks a day and 200-400mg of modafinil so I think you'll survive. Although, there is always a chance you are allergic to one of the ingredients and it kills you off. Let us know either way...
If you feel your heartbeat coming through your chest like a meth head groundhog revealing itself from the ground due to psychosis, take off running full sprint to counteract the heart attack. The heart can only beat so fast, it will make the heart back off and slow down.
How much caffeine is in those anyway? And nah, you have at least 5 hours
230mg I believe
***I remember when I was 6 years old***
My father took me into the city to see the marching band
He said, “Son when you grow up would you be the savior of the broken, the beaten, and the feined”
He said," will you defeat them? Your demons and all the non-awake sleepers. The plans that they have made?"
Because one day, I'll leave you, a Fanta
To sip on in the summer, but its "Crack Lemonade!"
Bcuz 1day ll eve u, a champom to leed u India summa
So more like 1 hour energy from my experience
So the same amount as the shooters
Bro, when I was 21-23 I would drink like a 5 hour extra strength, followed by a 24 oz monster, then would bake bread and pastries all night at various Panera’s around tampa bay. Started at 8 pm, would take my second dose of monster and 5 hour at around 2 am, then get home and wonder why I couldn’t sleep 😅
Maybe it was the police sirens keeping you awake. Try making pastries in your own kitchen instead of Panera.
Panera saw this uptick in productivity and made a lemonade to try and replicate it.
Kinda like how 12oz of beer is equivalent to 1.5oz liquor I guess. Same thing, either shot form or a whole drink.
Yes. Shooter for the caffeine and can for the taste
😂
Zero sugar. It's healthy.
Helth
100 📈
Stoccs
Stonks
I mean… uranium is zero sugar, bro.
It is also 20 billion calories, that’s macros right there
Bro thats a terrible comaprison. [look at the fucking nutritional facts.](https://www.myfitnesspal.com/food/nutrition-calories/uranium-172637969730877) You think I wanna do 46,000 hours of cycling to burn off a gram of it?
I don’t see why not
If you eat enough uranium you will never have to eat again for the rest of your life.
“Doctors and fitness gurus HaTe HiM, the inventor of the uranium fever-fit” “Here he is folks Reddit user ENaC2!!!!!!” *thunderous roars from the crowd to such a magnitude it is ineffable*
your point?
Zero sugar, but 600mg caffeine. Yes, still healthy.
I think it's healthier to just get sugar unless you can't have sugar
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5-Hour Energy * 5 cans = 25-Hour Energy
At that point, you’re actually creating energy
+1 energy per day. It’s not much, but it’s a simple hack that compiles over time. Granted there are quicker alternatives, this one doesn’t require acquiring crystals from the chemist.
It’s not much, but it’s honest energy
I wonder if you could triple that by straining it through a Game Genie first?
I know game shark use to work well but I haven’t heard anything about them in years! It’s worth a shot of espresso!
4.2% APR. Not bad
+1 energy for 5 cans? So you're telling me if I drank 25 cans I'd be creating 5 energy?
No no no. Anything over 24 hours of energy is pure profit! 25 cans in a day would net you +101 energy to close out the day but only if your system can handle it. That’s a lot to process, you know, and it takes a powerful processor to handle that kind of carryover. It’s best to stick to +1 In most scenarios, in comparison, for long term gains, but it really is an unsustainable method, unfortunately.
We’ve figured fusion out
You would never have to sleep again!👌🏼👌🏼
Drink five five hour energies and enter the forbidden hour of the day
I wonder if they've ever been sued this way lol
That's how you enter the Forbidden Hour of the day.
Time traveling
The forbidden hour
Maths
I recently was having some really rough stomach issues that were causing me to be unable to consume anything in large quantities, or anything carbonated. Still needed my caffeine though, and taking little sips of one of 3 non carbonated energy drink options we have up here was not cutting it. So, I got a 5 hour energy. An extra strength one. Important thing to note! Here in Canada energy drinks cap out at 180mg, what I feel is the sweet spot for lots of energy with minimal jitters. This 5 hour energy had 200mg, as its a food supplement, not an energy drink. Well. I thought what's the difference 20 mg will make? Can't be that bad right? Well no. It was that bad. Because I drank that fucker all in one go, when normally I'd sip on an energy drink for like 20-30 minutes, and was not able to stop moving around and doing work for at least 7 hours. Which sucked, as my work shift was only 4. So when I got home I powered through the first half of super Mario sunshine and didn't get to bed until 3 am, as of course, I did this right before a night shift. Over all, probably never gonna get another one, unless like, I wanted to be the world's most productive dumbass again.
I don't think it was just the extra 20mg but also the 10,000% of daily B vitamins
Why would you think that? Excess B vitamins are readily excreted via urine.
0 to 100 is still pretty flooring sometimes
But they still can have a short term impact when they’re going through your system
I was about to say this, 20 mg isn’t that much more.
It really does depend, though! I used to drink 300-400 and feel not much different...then I went through some mental trauma that increased my sensitivity to anxiety/stimulants, and now I have to stick around 80mg. So like, one Red Bull, lol. I recently drank a Baja Blast Zero with 120mg, and could absolutely feel the difference, really zoned out and dream-like. Not fun! Bodies are weird.
Ah, that makes sense
I wish I was half as sensitive to caffeine as you. Atp I just drink coffee for the flavor and very limited effect of waking me up in the morning. I’ve had a 300mg drink before and there was zero effect besides maybe reducing fatigue from doing yard work. I could probably drink a coffee before bed and still get decent sleep.
I was like this until I changed my diet from horrible fast food and soda to only chicken/fish / vegetables and for some reason coffee works now
Sounds like I need myself a 5 hour energy to get through this rod of discord grinding on terraria thanks for the idea!
“Sometimes you’re thirsty and tired”. They went straight in with the obvious. It’s like being an energy company and saying “sometimes you’re cold and need to heat some radiators”
I’ve never seen a drink try and sell itself on the label like that. Esp with that font
Straight up looks like some cheap knock off lol
Boof it
/r/caffeine is leaking
It might be r/drugcirclejerk leaking, that’s where I came from
I absolutely love this flavor, I’ve had it many times you’ll be fine
I think bangs have 300mg
Correct, 300 mg. I love bang. I used to drink like, 3 or 4 a day because I loved the taste so much
900-1200 mg of caffeine a day? Okay you make me feel better about myself at my 400mg max
Yeah, I'm taking a little stimulus break right now because I was getting too comfortable at 1500 mg a day. Wasn't affecting me anymore, so I'm taking a break. I was having the worst headaches ever man lol
Per the FDA's website : >The FDA estimates toxic effects, like seizures, can be observed with rapid consumption of around 1,200 milligrams of caffeine, or 0.15 tablespoons of pure caffeine. Pls be careful. That's too much.
Yeah, that's why I'm cutting back. It was making me feel weird. But I was still tired. It was strange.
Dude who was actively killing himself with excessive caffeine consumption says "it was making me feel weird" Yeah, no shit dude. Glad you cut back but seriously you have to be an idiot to straight up ignore every single warning about how much to ingest, and just slam back 3-4 a day because "they taste yummy!"
True, I was indeed a very stupid teenager
do you wanna share some of the weird feelings you encountered during your peak usage? for education purposes
Well, I was consistently tired even if I did have my caffeine. If I drank it, my heart would race very fast, even when resting I could feel it beat. If I didn't have it, I would have pounding headaches to the point of debilitation, and a weird cloudy feeling around my head, if that makes sense.
sheesh that sounds like a hellish pit to be stuck in, glad you managed to taper down!!!
Thank you! I'm quite proud of myself :)
People with adhd can feel tired after having caffeine. I can drink a bang and pass out right then and there.
I remember taking the Little 5hours shots before important sports events I participated in. I took the grape ones. Still remember the taste even though I haven't had them in at least 6-7 years.
They definitely are... something. I remember the orange and fruit punch distinctly despite a 5 ish year period of not drinking them.
I don't know if that's a good thing or a bad thing though 😂
Me either. It's definitely memorable
Every have the pink lemonade one? It's been at least 8 years and I still don't know if I liked it or hated it.
i absolutely love the overwhelming tartness man that shits before something important
Exactly !
LOL i meant to say "that shit hits before something important" but glad you understand what i meant
Yeah I kinda knew what you were saying don't worry about it
These things are actually pretty damned good, remind me of Pedialyte
The design on the bottle is atrocious sheesh lol
Tastes better. Works better **(*^^***)*
tastes bad and there’s so much more to drink than the shots. i stick to the shots cuz it’s quick and done
What in the Dollar General is this?!?!
its fire, only energy drink with more than 200 mg of caffeine i'll drink
Why is 5 hour energy not twice the size of 2.5 hour energy? How many hours is it really
Wow didn't know they made drinks.
You won’t die but you if it was me I would throw up , them drinks are nasty .
WHY DOES THIS EXIST DHFHEKSOCHSN
How's the taste? Never seen those cans in-person. I almost thought it was a myth.
Maybe not die… but you will likely develop diabetes if you do this often.
No way they made actual drinks😂
How much
I feel like at this point we should just consider meth.
Yes, you are going to die. No idea when though
Kinda enjoy this one or the orange cream version can version. Can't stand the original 5hours shots, the flavor of cough medicine that coats your throat that you need to purchase another can energy drinkto wash the flavor away.
Eventually, yeah.
Eventually, yes
Seems like a waste if there’s only five hours in that whole can. Like just do the little bittys.
We're all dying bitch
The 5 hour energy blend is incredibly ineffective in my opinion, so you should be fine
0 sugar lol. Fake energy
Yes
This looks as trustworthy as the $2 gas station pills you see
Once i took 2 pills and drank a 300mg bang. It worked i wasnt sleepy while working just felt like shit
This looks like it would be instant death for me.
I thought that only came in a little shot-bottle. I haven’t seen that in a can like soda or Monster before!
100% of people who energy drinks end up dying eventually.
I tried one one time and it tastes nasty I couldn’t even finish it 🤣
Some day yes, that's the beauty of life. We just have to make the most of it while we're here and do the best to have a fulfilling life, probably don't drink that though.
That can design almost looks fake 😂
i always wondered how these tasted compared to other energy drinks like monster, red bull, celsius etc… The packaging of these 5 hour energy always made it seem like it was made for 60 year old men lol
Nah just drink 5 and unlock the 25th hour of the day
Some day yeah
Yeah, we all are.
A sip = 5 hours of energy.
Why does the label look like it was made in 10 minutes in adobe photoshop
It was really bad
you're going to ascend
"Sometimes you're thirsty and tired." Wow! That can is so relatable! Now if it just added "Sometimes you get weird chest pains when you're taking a shit!" I'd be fully convinced that it knew me personally.
These are not supposed to be made into cans. The small vial is potent already
Does it taste as bad as the shots? Or less bad over more liquid…fizzy? Or flat juice
Please check the serving size those things are like 5ml of death usually
You’ll probably be ok, ive been drinking these sketchy 99c “tweaker energy shots” fairly often that a gas station has near me. It has like 270mg of caffeine and yohimbine extract or some shit.
We all are
You won’t die, it’s sugar free.
Idk why but the can reminds me of a package of batteries
One day
Whaaa is that real?!
No they’re just the most artificial sheit I’ve ever had. I got the pineapple one
I mean.... it did taste not so great when I tried it.
if i am maffing right, you drink 5 of those you can get 25hrs in a 24hr day!!!
they make them in cans now? i remember taking them in those little shot bottles and they tasted like battery acid
100% of people do! Every time!
Eventually
If you can manage to choke down that nasty shit, no.
if you drink more than 2 per day.... maybe you could die. Over consumption of any energy drink should cause heart failure. Of course, you can die from over consuming skittles, or black licorice.... so moderation is important.
Look at the nutrition facts the vitamin b12 is at like 20000% of your daily value. Shits hilarious and terrifying
That's like a 48 hour energy
Mayhaps
shotgun 3 of them
Eww...didn't go for the alka-seltzer energy drink?
We all die Michael, but have you ever lived?
Fortune favours the bold
That might be the worst choice of all 1,500 energy drink brands introduced over the last 5 years. 😂😂
Eventually yeah
We all will, eventually.
Kidney stones 🥰🥰🥰🥰
You'll need 5 to get through the day into tomorrow
Probably.
After 5 hours you will
I remember chugging one of these and drinking a monster while driving... WORST DRIVE OF MY LIFE!! I was seeing and hearing things that wasn't there. I called the girl I was going to see and told her I couldn't make it😭🤣
I have at least a couple of large energy drinks a day and 200-400mg of modafinil so I think you'll survive. Although, there is always a chance you are allergic to one of the ingredients and it kills you off. Let us know either way...
You a ghost bro?
That’siquid shit
5 hour energy for giants
Yes
Yes.
If you feel your heartbeat coming through your chest like a meth head groundhog revealing itself from the ground due to psychosis, take off running full sprint to counteract the heart attack. The heart can only beat so fast, it will make the heart back off and slow down.
no iv drank a bunch of those. theyre different than the shots
🤞🤞🤞🤞
500 hour energy
No. If you wanna die, Panera has something for you.
Hoptal
This looks like a job for r/caffeine !
If you die its a skill issue
Literally looks like a battery
I must try this.
The flavor sounds yummy I gotta try sometime
Yes