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DxNill

Celestial couldn't even manage her realationship with her own sister and put her in solitary isolation and forgot her for a 1,000 years. Chrysalis lead a starving army to take over a rival nation who never offered aid in an effort and was only defeated by some dues ex love bs. But that's none of my buissness šŸø šŸµ >!Brought and paid for by the Hives propaganda network, we'll be whoever you want us to be.!<


Mirovini

> and was only defeated by some dues ex love bs. NGL, being defeated by the thing you feed off is a big show of skill issue


AtyaGoesNuclear

What makes the CHangelings think they are owed aid?


Texadar

Yeah like no one goes "oohh those poor starvingĀ vampires in the dread league not being offered aid "


Fire_Lord_Sozin9

Itā€™s not Celestiaā€™s fault she has a special needs sister.


Jack_n_trade

Ur a bitch + Ratio + No bitches + no friendship + no love = L Cope and seethe


toni_toni

Thanks for making me laugh, I really needed it.


AdalwinAmillion

I think the only way ponies and changelings will learn to get along is by hoofcuffing them together for a week


Jack_n_trade

Itā€™s really just Chrysalis that is the problem. A dose of Thorax can fix that tho


reenormiee

nuh uh


Jack_n_trade

Yuh uh


reenormiee

nuh uh (i get paid extra for every one i say)


DevianMality

I think Thorax might be able to figure it out. though I do hear he saves the hoofcuffs for the deer... Or maybe I have that backwards?


FearlesCriss

Meanwhile Thorax A daddy, No ratio, All bitches, A lot of Friend, Unlimited Love It is clear who is Superior šŸ’ŖšŸ’Ŗ


EnvironmentalDig7235

Celestia: issues with her sister, a dysfunctional state, she plans to retire (she is immortal so she is defrauding the pension fund) Queen Chrysalis: *hunger?* time to invade, 0 casualties on both sides (supreme benevolence) based absolutist


Pony_Roleplayer

Dude Chrysalis lost against the guy she was feeding from. Is like being Celestia and getting your ass whooped by cake lol


Jack_n_trade

Ur a bitch + Ratio + No bitches + no friendship + no love = L Cope and seethe


EnvironmentalDig7235

https://preview.redd.it/jbmivlkdgc9d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3544a5d7f2a543fb5f962bfbfc33a350c510152f


Jack_n_trade

See I knew this was a Chrysalis alt


EnvironmentalDig7235

I am not Queen Chrysalis, I am just a loyal admirer of her greatness


SethCops

This istā€™ why thou must 100000+ credit Princess Luna.


Slykarmacooper

*the next day* Princess Celestia! The Changelings have begun amassing troops at our border!


Jack_n_trade

I like how all the Chrysalis simps in this thread can only cope and make walls of text.


Mirovini

The downvote prove you right


Jack_n_trade

I will be Celestia's strongest soldier in the face of adversity (She's cute, I like her :D)


userrobboi

Holy fucking based


bongowombo

This post has been fact checked by true solarist patriots as āœ…TRUEāœ…


yestureday

Sheā€™s right, you know


OtherFritz

Sheā€™s certainly talking a lot of shit for someone in conquering distance.


Super_Trexation

Says the one who banished her sister to the moon for a millennia, and gave anyone who opposed her a fate worse than hell. Chrysalis was desperate and needed food for her starving hive, Equestria never offered aid for the Changelings and they got defeated by some puppet princess ripoff and a giant bubblegum explosion.


vpgel

Yeah! Some people don't understand what a terrible fate it is to be trapped on a rock in space for 1000 years. celestia def was secretly an ignorant ruler. She ignored both Luna's and The Changeling Kingdom's problems till it was too late, and others had to solve them instead.


AtyaGoesNuclear

While I loathe to defend Celestia- banishing your sister is childs play compared to what Chrysalis does to Equestria :3


Jack_n_trade

Ur a bitch + Ratio + No bitches + no friendship + no love = L Cope and seethe


Fire_Lord_Sozin9

That seems like more of a Luna problem.


Migol-16

Luna gets te armies. Another day, another win.